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there is sameone taking hostages near my place, wat do ?

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there is sameone taking hostages near my place, wat do ?
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>>591546353
hav some spaghetti
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>>591546353
ma bite.jpg?
pose ta bit sur mon épaule.jpg ?
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>>591546353
if you can't beat them join them
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>>591546353
Grab a chair and some popcorn!
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>>591546353
Grab kitchen knife and run in there yelling democracy'u'akbar and stab the mudslime fucker.
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http://www.jtvstream.me/bfm-tv
+chat here stream
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record and profit
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Kill
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Reste xhez toi
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>>591546353
Dont go near them, convince yourself that your life is worth more than theirs.
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>>591546353
Jump out of the window headfirst.
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get a telescope and record
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>>591546353
Use your brains.
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Turn 360 degrees south and walk away.
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>>591546353
>ce nom de fichier

Grab a grenade and kill both the wog and the kikes
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>>591546353
reste chez toi. un ak-47 a une porté létale de 500mètres, ne reste donc pas aux fenêtres si tu entends des coups de feu.
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Join ISIS and fight on the side of jihad.

>I got the bomb blowing uuuuppp on a tuesday
>got Muhammad In jannah and he's choosay
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>>591546830
>>591546661
>>591546665
i think i'll do that
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>>591546353
POST MORE
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>>591546353
I can't believe nobody advised you to retreat so far.
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>>591546353
Post about it on a Korean comic book forum
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>>591546830
C'est visiblement assez loin et en hauteur, une AK ça saute et c'est imprécis, comme le tireur s'il tire cherchera vraisemblablement à atteindre la police il n'y a pas beaucoup de risque.

>>591546964
Lâche! Pleutre! Couard! Dire que t'avais une chance de jouer un rôle dans les événements!
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Zipline in there and save the day.
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>>591546964
de plus, prend un max de photos, que tu peux revendre a l'agence france presse car tu es à l'interieur du perimetre de sécurité.
>Prend un bon appareil photo
>Fais de bon clichés
>appelle AFP
>vend les photos
>???
>profite.
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>>591547175
ne sait-on jamais, après un ricochet ou une balle perdu.
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c la vue de chez toi ?
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>>591546353

lol, fucking 'mmerica! You niggers can't go one day without having something like this happen, can't you?
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>>591547189

This, become a hero!
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>>591547197
tu penses vraiment que ça peut le faire ? C'est tentant

>>591547329
oui
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>>591546353
take lots of video..and pics..sell to media share with us..are you at the place with the situation in the jew market???
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>>591547449
yep, it's in my line of sight, ~300meters
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>>591546353
OP please play this song loud on your stereo with open windows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikBpsQQ6lzs#t=8

continuesly yell allahu akbar and record the whole thing on live stream.
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>>591547391
bien sur que ça peut le faire si tu prend des clichés saisissant. lors du 11 septembre, certains individus ont gagné des sommes considérables en revendant leurs clichés aux agences de presses.
Rappelles toi, plus c'est choquant, plus c'est voulu par les agences. C'est triste à dire mais c'est la réalité.
>source: je travail dans un magazine de presse.
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ba prend des clichés vas y
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>>591547346
>thinks this in America
>blatantly ignorant of international news
>base
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ez
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>>591546964
de plus, prend un max de photos, que tu peux revendre a l'agence france presse car tu es à l'interieur du perimetre de sécurité.
>Prend un bon appareil photo
>Fais de bon clichés
>appelle AFP
>vend les photos
>???
>profite. THIS
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>>591547618
ce gars la a raison, je ferai la même si j'étais à ta place.
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Op, can you please take a photo of exactly where terrorists are? Maybe circle the place with a red spot
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>>591547775
>>591547391
english you baguette eating nutters
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Scream anti-mudslime stuff from your window.
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Keep us updated op
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>>591546353
Grab your rifle and defend yourself if needed. Oh wait.. You're in France. Looks like you're shit outta luck.
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>>591546353
kill yourself
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>>591547913
best pic i could take from here
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Tell the police to back off. It's a kike supermarket. KILL THE HOSTAGES!
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>>591547947
tell us more about how you saved the twins towers with your guns, or the studients of colombine. Please
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>>591547391
glisses une photo de ta bite dans les clichés
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>>591547588
/this
dubz commands it
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>>591548018
The "hyper someting" shop is the place?
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post more so we can upload to news agencies and make profit
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reste chez toi et continue de nous envoyer des nouvelles et des photos steuplé
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>>591548102
:3
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>>591548162
>Hyper cacher
yes it is
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>>591548162
yep
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>>591548018
nice, go out and starts snapping and zoom bro
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>>591546353
make a cartoon about it
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>>591548102
Let's see.. A man with a gun vs man flying jumbo jet.. Nice equivalency fucktard
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>>591546353
Is it you?
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-Shine laser pointers at random cops and through the windows of the shop.
-Throw firecrackers out of your window.
-Blast "Let the bodies hit the floor" from your window.
-Play muslim music or a call to prayer.
-Put a wooden cross on the street and light it on fire.
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>>591547588
DEW THIS BAGUETTE!

Plus de photos OP salope, s'il te plait.
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>>591548018
>>591548258
>>591548249
>>591548238
>>591548225
>>591548203
>>591548196
>>591548162
>>591548123
>>591548102
>>591548019
>>591548018
>>591547705
>>591547775
>>591547346
>>591547391
>>591546964

Fucking pussy OP go there already and livestream it and give us link

why you hiding inside? go bring those officers coffeee or something
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>>591546353
if ur french please refer to pic
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>tfw French muslims targetting Jews
IT'S HAPPENING!

France vs Israel!!!

THE HAPPENING!
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>>591546353
OP can you take video and maybe live stream it ???give a link if you can..
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>>591548337
/this, give the officers coffee and a charlie hebdo paper
>everyone will laugh.
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>all this surrenderspeak in these threads

speak english you cunts
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>>591546353
Firecrackers/fireworks out the window!! Make some noise. I need action
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there's movement, i can't really take better pic from here
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Stick a croissant up your ass and take a pic
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>>591548123
zis
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>>591548296
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We need to secure the future of French fries at all costs!
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>>591548524
This is the gas station from yesterday...
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>>591546353
Op, some people write on internet that the person in that Hyper Cacher is the one who shot the female policeman yesterday, and not the 2 terrorists of the charlie stuff...
So are you in Paris and not in Dammartin-en-Goële?
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>>591548524

thats why we are not seeing the cops on stream anymore!
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>>591548583

no, it's not.
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rohh merde le tireur de mont rouge on dirait mc jean gabin
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>>591548498
learn another language you uncultured uncooth mild cheese spread
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Two are now dead at the grocery store
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>>591547865
Quick translation
>>591547775 said :
As for this nigglet, fuck his ass hard, he's a stranger and won't understand shit before it's too late.
> grab his fat greasy ass
> fuck him good
> call his mom
> fuck her too
> ????
> he's loving it
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>>591548371
The only people in the world that still have the stereotype of the surrendering are the US people.

You had this mentality indoctrinated by your government. Noone else in this world has this stereotype

Tl;dr: you're a fucking tool controlled by your govt
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>>591548614
OP is in Paris, where the guy who shot the policeman yesterday is taking hostages in a casher shop

the two other guys are still playing hide and seek in a factory in Dammartin
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>>591548614
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>>591548682
MAIS LOL
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During WW2 the Americans air dropped pistols in to France so the local population could defend themselves against nazi occupation.

I wish the US would still do stuff like that.

France needs to be able to fight back against its muslim occupiers.
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>>591548614
2 dead no arrest as far i could follow
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>>591548524
Geez petrol must be really expensive in france
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>>591548583
same name, exact location though. that hyper cacher is the supermarket.
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>>591548524
Ne mets pas des photos sur 4chan, vends-les
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>>591548102

faggot
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>>591548751
France needs to put their Muslim population in concentration camps
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>>591548778
they dont have petrol. they use liquid garlic. its why french men are always seen in striped burglar type shirts with onions/garlic round ther necks
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>>591548498
>implying I want to learn french
that language is for faggots
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prend des photos de tes testicules avec en arrière plan la pris d'otages

une manière d'exprimer ton engagement
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>>591548866
Are you a little hurt in the butt?
Nice dubs by the way.
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>>591548709
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>>591546353
livestream it you faggot
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>>591546353
Revenge attacks by french nationalists have been launched. Their leaders say that this is just the begining of a series of attacks against muslims in france.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo5JnF2mBbk#t=19
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>>591548767
> kosher
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OU PUTAIN SAVACHIÉ YA UN BOUCLIER SUR ROULETTES QUI ARRIVE
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I'll apprehend this convict within 24 hours.
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If dubs OP will kill the terrorists
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>>591549057
>burgerclaps will think that this is comedy
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Post moar pics
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order many baguettes
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>>591549059
>>591546353
yeah op can't you get webcam to stream or something ?
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>>591549070
One Muslim terrorist, five Jewish hostages and six body bags. Mission accomplished
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>>591549059
>>591548843
taking more pics wait a sec
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>>591549215
He can't. He's dead. No gun to protect himself with
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Something new happened, OP?
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>>591548524
Do you have a DSLR?
Which one? Which lenses?
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the guy apparently is Amedy Coulibaly
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Keep getting shots. Is there a webcam being streamed?
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>>591548614
this >>591548714
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HAYAT BOUMEDDIENE
AMEDY COULIBALY

the suspects in the second shooting.
hayat is the girlfriend
amedy is a nigger.
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>>591546353
>>591548524
You need to clean your camera, seems like there is condensation making blurry pictures.

Also, hello from Asnières.
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putain jai acheté une ps4 ya 2 jours et jmen branle! c'est hollywood!!
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>>591549094
Kek That file name.... How many fukin inspector clouseau images do u need?
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>>591549388
clair
popcorn et tout devant bfmtv
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>>591548709
butt-hurt surrendering french faggot detected
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apparently 2 people got killed
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>>591546353
Scream Allah Akhbar by the window.
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>>591549061
we may have our differences france, but in these times we should stand side by side. je suis charlie from germany
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>>591549386
>You need to clean your camera, seems like there is condensation making blurry pictures.

Can't tell if trolling or stupid.
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>>591548337
>>591548491
GenX /b/tard wouldn't need to be told this.
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>>591549059
see
>>591546633
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>>591549510
>look mom i learned all the meemees
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>>591549545

nigger
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How are your feelings OP? Are you afraid?
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>>591546353
demand the right to protect yourselves with guns
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>>591549545
nigger
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>Be OP
>Be french
>Scared in shitty apartment, drinking coffee, smoking ciggertes, existential as fuck
>Muslims outside killing people
>too pussy to even film the happening
>top kek

God its a great day to be an American!
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>>591549386
maybe but TOO MUCK EXCITED
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OP est mort
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>>591549665
havent you got one of those huge lenses?
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>>591549532

Charlie was an anarcho-marxist who praised the wog invasion and the islam that killed him, and was shot during a edition conference against racism.

Don't be Charlie pls, be Adolf.

Captcha : shkel
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>>591546353
surrender like your ancestors taught you
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>>591549665
c koi ste photo
t'as la trisomie de parkinson ou koi
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>>591549521
this
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>>591549532
Mein Negger! Ich liebe dich meine Sauerkrautlei. :3

We are one family under the same great flag now!
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>>591549784
lol fuckin epic lulz high five bro
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>>591549665
mais en fait tu te fous de notre gueule!!
le plus chaud que tu pourras photographier c'est le pompiste qui se gratte les couilles
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>>591549548
Website is offline No cached version of this page is available.
Error 520 Ray ID: 1a61031414040f63
Web server is returning an unknown error.....
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OH SHIT THEY CAUGHT A NIGGER m8
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>>591549545
fuck off nigger
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>>591549648
You could also just run in there ill-informed with guns blazing, achieving nothing and killing everything. it sure as hell worked in Vietnam, Irak, Afghanistan, Irak again etc..
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>>591549665
can you go out or the police are forcing you to stay in the apartment?
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>>591549648
>existential as fuck
I chuckled a bit
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>>591549881
no way, sauce
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>>591549574
another butthurt nigger
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>>591549850
This gay faggot is from austria not germany
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>>591549923

yep everything is blocked
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on vit dans un monde ...

http://youtu.be/XdVjIzTBDdQ
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the 2 terrorists in vincennes
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>>591549956
look at the sky news live stream go back like at least 5 min back
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Try to take as many pictures you can where you can reveal the positions of da police and share them on twitter so the N*iggas in paris can see them
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Op get this and go outside and take better pictures
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>>591549574
french pussy detected
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>>591550047
did these two leave ID somewhere also???
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>>591547074
Under rated post
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OP,!!!!! FOCUS the damn camera lens...or use a new potato to take pics with OP
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New pics? More dead
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>>591547588
>continuesly yell allahu akbar and record the whole shooting on live stream.

ftfy
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>>591550047
yeah this
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op, any updates there?
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>>591550157
apparently he first shot, then took hostages, then called the police
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>>591550047
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamo_Coulibaly

can they be related? Or coulibaly is a common sandnigger name there?
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JE ME DEMANDE SI ELLE EST VOILÉE
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>>591550047
is the one on left a girl? you never know nowadays.
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>>591550244
ouais coulibaly is a very common african name
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Record, sell it to tv station
Fuck a whore from the gained money
Record
Post on youporn
Share with /b/
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ta entendu des coups de feu ? il parle de 2 morts ?
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>>591550227
he is probably gone by now, there has been an evacuation
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OP get the fuck down there and stop this i know you can!
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>>591550244

Commun name, I knew one back in my high school days
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>>591549875
hahaha merci
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>>591550345
x10 this
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>>591550047
I would fuck her right in the pussy
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GIGN is pretty based tbh
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bon et sinon OP tu fais quoi dans la vie ?
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>>591550371
yeah saw that on streaming, op is (maybe) now away from pc
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OP
>Get out of your house.
>Go to the police line
>Get camera, record.
>Upload
>Profit
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>>591546353
start killing muslims
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>>591550244
We are in presence of a simple nigger here, the girl is a sandnigger.

However the two of them can be considered as snackbars.
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>>591547197
>>591546830
>>591547175
>>591547197
>>591547269
>>591547329
>>591547391
>>591547618
>>591547670
>>591547775
>>591547826
>>591548956
>>591549388
>>591549456

>Hey look another frenchfag! Let's talk nothing but french from now on
Arrogant cunts.
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its a kosher supermarket
oh lord too bad /pol is dead
this is too good
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>>591550458
kek
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>>591549665
putain Opey bouge toi l'cul et rapproche toi du cordon de sécurité
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>>591546353
Put on this attire and storm into the place.
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>>591550491
he already said that he can't get out of the house
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>>591550508
At least she looks cute
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POST MORE PICS WEBMS OP GODDAMNIT
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>>591550596
>look out window
>record
>profit
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>>591550529
How is that arrogance you butthurt illiterate faggot
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>>591550508
I wish the news broke it down this way
>BREAKING
>French police have released the names of the suspects
>the first is a nigger
>the second is a girl sandnigger
>they seem to be cuckold
>the two are considered snackbars and dangerous
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>>591550529
well i think it's cool to have frenchfags here on /b/

I didn't even know there were so many of them here until these days
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>>591550345
this
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I JUST CAN'T SEE SHIT, I DID'T HERE ANYTHING
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>>591550621

I'd fuck it.
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>>591550458
Are you a sandnigga too ?
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>>591550458
>her
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>>591550721
YOU DIDN HERE ENYTHING
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>>591549921
Exactly. Do you know how many terrorists have been killed and future attacks thwarted? Stand up for yourself and take the fight to these savages? Fuck no.. Bend over and let them fuck you up the ass the French way.
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>>591547588
Dubs have spoken
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>>591550721
no more gign on scene or i'm wrong?
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>>591550596
> can't get out of the house

Agoraphobic
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>>591550721
Blow something up. Make chaos.
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>>591550733
Nope just a desperate virgin.
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LIVESTREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwedk4dBCc#t=568
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2 confirmed dead at the kosher store so far.
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amazing how alll these news guys on in excess of 150k a year, with there big houses and flash cars, cant see jack whats going on. But we can almost thanks to a /b/ro who just happens to live next door.
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>>591550690
Dafuq is that old ass gun he is holding?
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>>591546353
un attentat par jour à paris depuis trois jours, le fn va se frotter les mains.
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>>591550345
Ça et encore ça OP.

Bisous chienne lubrique.
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