>no nz thread
u wot m80
HASTINGSBRO REPOT FOR DUTY SIRRAH
>tfw saving this thread
nelson/blenheim nate here.....tinychat is broken
should be out clubbing and drinking today but i'm sick
that looks suspiciously like a qt azin
>hope you have a permit for that sir
WHY DID YOU SHEEP FUCKERS STEAL THE AUSSIE FLAG DESIGN?
need a new meme...
i think i'll start by calling everyone "my friend"
One of my favourite jokes was how Seth Rogen's character hooks up with the NK girl, and you expect the movie to fetishise her but it flips it around and she fetishes him in a weirdly uncomfortable way.
>Your nipples are so pink! I lub it!
>tfw your gimmick isn't established enough that people would recognize you were you to change your introduction
i have your permit right here
Heaps of shits already been taken
only thing i like about summer is people wear less clothing which makes for better perving whenever i'm out and about
what are the last three songs you guys listened to?
(I'm just curious)
>Ram Jam-Black Betty
>My Chemical Romance-Nanana
>Bon Jovi-Bad Medicine
Rotorua reporting in, French on working holiday visa. Sweet as bro
I've just been watching this recording of a Charli XCX show. Fuck she's sexy.
The battle for the mind of New Zealand will be fought in the internet arena — the memedrome. The computer screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the computer screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the computer screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore memes are reality, and reality is less than memes.
I'll drink with you!
(Unless you're a poorskinniggermaori,in wich case NEVER REPRODUCE)
>tfw you think your heart's gonna give out any second
i am literally dying :/
I feel like that, I'm always compulsively feeling my pulse in my neck to make sure it's still beating. The reality of being a body is terrifying, you're this flimsy hunk of meat that you have to trust will keep itself going, but could just as easily break down at any second. Then you're nothing.
Life is fragile bro
That's what makes it precious
>tfw completely sober
tried drinking the pain away yesterday now i'm taking meds
>Life is fragile bro
>That's what makes it ridiculous
This is how I feel about the matter. You're an organism that has developed a fear of death because it's advantageous to the survival of the species, but from the point of view of the individual you're pretty fucked. This fear is designed to keep you alive long enough to reproduce, but after that it doesn't give a fuck, all the better that you die to keep the species on the road to progress. So you're engineered to be delivered into your worst fear. That's life for you.
Life is an enigma,but it's all we've got.
So I say not to mind the purpose,but enjoy this fragile slice of reality that is yours
What's your pain bro?
We can help you,you're in good company
i had pizza like last week and i thought it tasted off af
then i just assumed it was the feta
i was literally making excuses for myself so that i didn't throw the whole pizza away
It's a cruel joke. You're designed to have needs that keep you striving, needs that will never be satisfied. From the point of view of nature happiness is just a carrot dangled on front of your face to draw you forward. There's no contentment, no peace to be had, because all that matter is that you keep going. Keep livng, for no reason other than that what got us to where we are today. All we do is exist, and for what? Not a fucking thing. If you could press a button and make it so that nothing ever existed, would you do it? I'd be tempted I can tell you.
I wish I could help you bro,all I can say is that for me,pleasure is so much more than relief from pain,and I couldnt even think about an heroing nowadays(I found that spending more time around family was a good tonic for the way I saw things)
>tfw I click the button that says I'm not a robot,but im not really sure anymore
Dude, peel off you fucking koon stinking monkey bastard. I'll have ye balls deep in the hole of my nipple and tape shark teeth on my cock and skull fuck you hard. Ease in the cum that follows afterwards and cover me in your saliva.
Any chance this will make it to a second thread, I'm catching up on drinks damn
Half way through 12 of heineken with some portion of a bottle of rum to follow
>most unkindest cut of all
Otherwise I'm sorry man,I really am,I wish I could help you.
I'm going to bed fuck i'm starting to get a headache
Hey man,if your okay with a religion that explicitly states all no converts deserve death,spreads at an alarming rate,and overpopulates because of lack of sexual restraint,while aggressively undermining the western world,go a head.
I was waiting on trips...
Hastingsbro over and out