Whay aren't you dating a girl?

>>591517823
i don't know any

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I wanna so bad :(

>>591517823
not gay

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>>591518388
>mfw

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kuz i look like this

but i am

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>>591517823
Because they always get offended when i say they all look alike

>>591517823
Because I like woman.

because every girl i date is inevitably batshit fucking crazy/i have very poor taste

Why aren't you?

>>591517823
Don't you fucking do this to me OP. I ask myself enough. I'm the only one of my friends who hasn't had a gf

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>>591517823
every girl in my town is either taken, on drugs, or just whores so ya there you go

so why are you . . . . o wait

>>591517823
because i dont know any
fuck im lonely

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>>591519092
you need to get out more.

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>>591517823

>>591518907
excuses

>>591519272
kek

>>591518388
spooky

>>591518523
ooh man i lol'd

>>591517823
because i'm a girl

>>591518539
i second this

>>591517823
Because i cant get dubs.

>>591519350
its a small town

because I´m married.

Gee OP idk, maybe because we are all FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>591519443
U RIKKU SNIFFU PANTIES?

>>591519528
I wish I was an attractive lesbian woman ;_;

>>591519651
i have sniffu jap panties before and i will say very interestin smelll XD

>>591519767
oh you're a lesbian; lol idk just ummm be more honest and less of a clown? *shrugs*

>>591519797
I'm sure it smelled like fish >:D

>>591517823
Stop reminding me

>>591519767
and by woman i thought you meant older more mature women -_-

>>591519950
fuck its been years kinda make me sad to say i dont remember but it was a faint smell lol

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Because I'm a directionless neet.

mejicano el mas negro jajajaa

>>591519912
>>591520025
No, I'd like to be reincarnated as an attractive lesbian woman in their twenties. I could wreak havoc with my knowledge now

>>591520113
>fuck its been years
Bruh get back out there and get some pussy

Because i can't find one that beats just jerking off over dealing with their bull shit

>>591517823
the abomination, also i dont really like "dating" in the basic definition of the word.

if it was up to me i would pick the first qt. that really loved me that i loved and make her cum on my cock daily

oh well my chest will probly pop open quicker if i dont bust nuts anyway

Because the girl of my dreams took my heart with her when she walked out of my life.

>>591520394
however i do know of the fishy smell u talk about i had that from a horny goth girl back in high school when i fingerd her lol

>>591517823
>Date an Australian girl

lolno

>>591520394
Dude it's fucking hard, not guy you replied to but as a computer caged guy it's weird.

>>591520576
It's not that fucking simple dude. Calm down.

>>591520727
but i am calm , i just woke up you cunt. and it is that fucking simple, you assholes getting in between me and my girls.

why i oughta

OP
>>591520508

Because I'm asexual.
/thread.

>>591520594
*pokes you with a knife* get over it brah

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here's a shrine dedicated to all the girls you betafags wont get to meet.

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>>591517823
no penis

>>591520264

go fight for the falklands negro

>>591520712
Lol nigga must had some low Ph balance

>>591520727
Every fucking day i see the ugliest motherfuckers with the hottest bitches and one thing i noticed, was that all those ugly niggas had in common was confidence

>>591520950
>using emotes
Get yo gay faggot ass outta ere fuckboii. Ain't no body got time do DAT.

>>591520982
lol that looks like a goood place to toke up

today in my dream i got angry at someone and told them i was the jade emperor

jesus my dream machine is crazy bonkers

preach it dream machine

But I am.
>>591520920
Not being able to get laid doesn't make you asexual.

I'm leading up to it. Fuck off.

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ive made a lot of oc for this meme in the past - here ill post some for you

1. why arent you dating a girl who currently has the flu?

>>591521020
>Implying
riiighhhht
Look kid, I'm pretty sure it's past your bedtime. You've got school in the morning.

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>>591521231
2. a girl with short hair

>>591520851
No dude, you gotta find the single qt and she'll never not be tainted by cock. You have to be confident.

>>591521045
YES. It's confidence that makes the bitches wet. Stand there like you're ready to defend the cave nigga

>>591521045
nigga you're presuming as opposed to enquiring

Because /b/ is entirely made up of keyboard warrior wizard neckbeard traplovers aka gay diabetic virgins

Mostly because of the autism

>>591517823
if you tell me how can i meet a girl, make her take an interest at me and start dating

>>591521151
>Implying
Kek, nice try faggot.

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>>591521303
sorry i misslabelled, that one is 2. a lesbian*

this one is 3. a girl with short hair

>>591521303
Nigga who said no one likes how's with short hair.

>>591521075
uhuh sure

>>591521443
>Implying they aren't the same
...nigga kys

>>591521401
who are you quoting?

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>>591521443
4. a girl with auto-immune defiency

>>591517823
she left me for my friends moms ex boyfriend that she dated in 2010
just happened new years

>>591517823
Because they are so mindbogglingly boring company

Women are too complicated. Why can't they just outright say "I want your D." The world would be a much better place.

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>>591521531
and lastly 5. a girl who has a penis.

thank you for looking at my oc, please leave a comment if you enjoyed it.

It would be illogical for me to date a girl when all I want to do is suck cock.

>>591521615
another idiot

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>>591521646
bonus content (7.) a girl who is eric wareheim

>>591521313
Homie thats shits obvious. You don't get a bitch wet by being a "nice gentlemen" You get it by the way you move your mouth and if you dress fresh.

>>591520712
Nigga i'm about to look like i can take on the goddamn world

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someone is collecting all these images I hope.

>>591521448
The fuck? You think this is a game,you think you big time?!
http://youtu.be/-1-8k9Kq-2I

>>591521524
Nigga said I couldn't get laid.
PSYCHE brah. Dat nigga trippn'

>>591517823

i prefer dating moots and moot lookalikes

>>591521615
it actually would

>>591521714
What guy wouldn't want women to ask for their D? None.

>>591517823
Because all of the ones I've been interested in for the past couple years are married or in a committed relationship.

>>591522125
They have issues, basically they play mindgames because they think men like to play them. When in truth, we want them to be straight upfront.

>>591517823
cuz i am a sad excuse of a man that just stays inside and never goes out

>>591521231
artist commentary: hello, i am the artist of these OC. First up is girl who has the flu (>>591521231)

i developed this OC on 2014-05-04 after i noticed it going through ones of its surges on S4S, and i thought hmm i have a few ideas for that. so flu girl stemmed from a satire that all the why are you (dating) memes were based on nationalitys. so i expanded it into what you see here.

then i took it further with short hair and short hair redux, and i retconned short hair to lesbian. i still mix them up to this day.

and then i made aids as sort of a call back to the roots of my involvement with the meme (girl with flu)

and last i made the girl who has a penis as the finale.

if you asked me which was the hardest to make id probably say the short hair redux variant because that involved a lot of deviation from the template.

thanks for reading,
TJ

>>591521306
>find the single qt

i dont think you realize who you're talking too, im surrounded by sticklers these people make me upset, the relationship wouldn't be authentic and i would have to fucking go through all this goddamn protocol just to get the girl in a place that i can enjoy her.

id rather jerk off at that point cause i can just wait till my chest pops open, then i can have the smokinest hotties that really really wanted me the most and forget these cunts and bitches

>>591522393
>chest pops open

dude what

>>591522510
It was a pun, you know how the chinese think sperm is energy? Nevermind....

>>591522348
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Fucking nerds, I swear.

>>591522282
yes i dont like mind games and when i get tested i get testy.

a grill can ask me anything and ill be open and honest, she can find out more about me by asking than testing

>>591522576
so you are jerking off into your chest cavity?

kinky

>>591517823
Because i am in love with the CoCo

because i dont know how to start a fucking conversation

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Why am I not dating a girl? Because I am legitimately a faggot. Namely a Delta-Omegafaggot. And I'm engaged to my at least semi-alpha boyfriend, who had a suicide scare a while back. Why do you think we're engaged? I saved his fucking life<3

Also, have a rainbow he took a picture of and sent to me

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>>591522714

>>591517823
I am
/thread

>>591522955
nice

>>591522951
just say
>hello how ur doing
>not much
>can i tell you a secret
>well what is it
>im a virgin
>oooookay
>ayy lmao gibe me pusi
and run away

5 mins later
>i eat ass

Valentines day is coming up.
I Want to go to any girl and say "hey. Do you have a valentine? Me neither. Here's a flower"

Because men. No mind games, bullshit, or stupidity. I have a cock, he has a cock, we both know what feels good and how to act. Simple.

>>591521030
>meji
go fight by texas, california, florida, etc, etc, etc, narco, etc, etc, etc

>>591523232
neat that sounds like a good idea.

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>>591523295

hookers are easier than men

>>591523054
not /thread
you'll have to do better than that

>>591519493
Tits or gtfo

>>591524008
dick or gtfo

because 3DPD

>>591524132
OK, but its flacid atm

>>591524132
Rules if /b/ newfag

>>591522955
that sounds fucking gay dude

I know why OP isn't dating a girl

OP is a faggot

Not enough lesbian/bi girls around and I'm socially retarded anyways

I'm dating a chubby pinay.
She cooks, does dishes and fucks like a champ.
Left my shitty wife for her.

>>591524667
You betcha. It's amazing. And I love him so much!

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>>591517823
I am, but deep down I'd rather be the girl.

>>591524954
That's sad, that you had to settle for a fattie to get a buttler prostitute

Too soon since my ex, however thinking bout asking 6/10 grill out. Just need to sort my life out a bit first and not want to kill myself.

>>591525352
I like chubby girls better though.
Skinny girls are a pain in the ass to date.

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>>591525337

how about 2girl?

>>591524941

all you gotta do is throw your tits around!
its easy! not hard, easy!

>not attractive
>not rich
>not willing to bend over backwards to spend every moment pleasing some hambeast

American women view relationships in terms of 100% of their needs and don't really think they have to do anything to keep a man. Lonely is a better alternative.

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>>591525716
If I could trap passably I'd be all over lezzing it up

I am already. Seven months. I crossed hell and heaven and fell in love but I'm afraid she's just another slut... waiting for confirmation. Girl friends can really be a pain in the ass, especially when they're so flirty with other guys and have a wild wandering eye.. Oh but it's all my fault, she says I shouldnt be that jealous. Fuck it. I'm almost done. But I like the sex.

>>591526134
Are you overly manly?

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>>591524954

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>>591525895
:/ yea id rather be lonely than have some cunt expecting shit from me and trying to make me upset at any given opportunity in order to boost her own ego.

id rather wait till i rock and then keep the superhotties superkept as some sort of statement to bitches that they cant has now but they could have if they had had before, but they didn't so they missed out.

cause their intent was to make me upset before and inspire self doubt, but fuck im mick jaggers son and i pop and its self evident my chest is gonan pop open soon

really stupid people were like maybe its stoppable… really extremely stupid. but maybe its spite at this point.

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>>591526410
yep, hetero and bi chicks are into me so it's livable.
>tfw

>>591523157
Kek

>>591517823
Been there done it. Fap to the memories. Love being single now. Fuck you relationship can't live without girls faggots.

was fat and ugly
lost weight
now just ugly
can only date extremely obese women
do not want
the end

>>591517823

Because I'm le supreme gentleman

>>591522600
>being this mad

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Because I don't know how to talk to girls.

Never had a female friend

I just wanna fuck without having to be in a committed relationship. If a girl is worth spending my time with I won't hesitate to try. On a side note, it's hard having a girl as a friend without thinking about fucking her. All the current ones I have right now are cool to talk with but I still get the urge.

socially awkwardness depression etcetc blahblah

I am and it's fucking AWFUL.

>>591527647
lmao

>>591528869
haha, I know that feel.
ditch the bitch and get some friend's with benefits.

>>591517823
i'm gay

Spending money on condoms is already a burden, why the fuck would i want to pay for everything else that comes with that heart shaped box

>>591529342
I don't even know how I managed to get a gf in the first place though. I'm usually not that good with girls but she just liked me and after some time we ended up dating. If I actually looked good I'd probably have a better chance at getting more girls but right now my self confidence is still too shit for me to leave the girl I'm with.

>>591517823
cuz i hav assburgers

>>591529980
that'll do it

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I'm don't think its dating, but I skype with this girl for 6-8 hours a day for the past year now. We play the same MMO and both just want someone to talk to/get off with/fall asleep listening to really.
If she ever came to visit we'd probably end up dating/moving in together. But for now I'm content

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>>591518388
Getting a teen pregnant would ruin your life but at least you'll have a life

Im 17, please ban me from this evil!

>>591517823
Chicks are for fags anyway