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Who jizzs blood and cum? Gotta piss that clot out.

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Who jizzs blood and cum? Gotta piss that clot out.
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>>591489099
sage
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What is this?
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>>591489592
>>591489385
>>591489099
looks like you poked someone really fucking hard to me anon
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>>591489099
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Why, my peenus weanus of course :)

Haha :D

It’s my weeeeenus peanus! :) Hahah

ITT: Who jizzs blood and cum? my answer of course is, my peanus weenus :D

Hahahaha!
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lurking but proceed
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>>591490412
Huh, you weren't lying. Levi, is that you?
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thats nothing wants then i was a kid playing a a pool something swem up my penis had no clue what it was but it hurt a couple a days latter i was jerking it and i when i came a grown slug came out i about fainted when i saw it.
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how unbelievably metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
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>>591489099
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>>591491186
That's quite the unusual predicament there anon. I hope you're op because I can't tell if you're op or some faggot.
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you taking prozac? apparently it's a side effect. happened to me while i was on it a couple years ago.
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>>591491465
im not op but its a true story
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Been there, done that. Almost had to be catheterized once because I thought it might not pass. FML
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>>591491467
wellbutrin
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>>591491428
This was my first one, took me 3 hrs to piss it out, now its scary common.
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>>591491624
Hmm, in theory, I don't necessarily think that's possible unless slugs are parasitic in their larva stage. I wouldn't know though. GL to you anon. OP's being a faggot.
>abandon thread
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>>591492203
whut the fuck! Go to a hospital and tell them you need dick surgery you fucking freak
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>>591492203
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wtf is wrong with you op
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>>591492651
>>591492203

Just what exactly is that supposed to be?
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>>591492314
i didnt think it was true either tell it happened to me i was to embarrassed to tell anyone i cursed it and flushed it never to tell anyone other then /b/
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>>591492651
2nd one I rolled on the ground for a few hours to break it up inside of me, makes it easier to get out.
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>>591492816
Prolly dick ants.
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>>591492203
>>591492651
Looks like jam, put it on some toast
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>>591492845
nutbutter, but op claims there's blood in it
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>>591489099
you gonna fkn die m8
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>>591492977
I saved the first two. Geoffrey and steve. My fucking brother in law threw them out when I moved to hawaii. I still hate him for it.
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>>591493440
Geoffrey the big one in my palm.
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>>591489099
Your a poet
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>>591489099
Someone who is truly heavy metal.
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>>591493656
Steve
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what? OC in my /b/? bad show OP
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>>591492865
same anon as before, could've at least went to the doctors.
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>>591493934
DO IT
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put one of these in the microwave and see what happens
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Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out
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>>591494333
Go back to youtube faggot.
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>>591494199
sauce on gif pls
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>>591493934
I seriously had both G and S for over 10 years. Curse you Michael! My only children are gone
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>>591494565
I wish I knew.
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>>591494793
fuck ive been seeing this gif for years and never asked for sauce
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>>591494695
Ill post more the next time I jack off :/

End of line.
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>>591494986
I only found it until recently, part newfag here.
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>>591492634
>dick surgery
fuck why did i laugh at that
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>>591494695
you look like someone who jizzes blood tbh
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wtf is this thread
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