Yeah, problem, I'm in a forest 3 miles from home.
I'm not walking my dog to the nearest house, asking for a bucket of water, because my dog has its dick stuck in a forest critter.
Kill the rat coon with a liver shot and take it to the vet, they will determine if it has rabies or not by dissecting the brain.
Your dog could have rabies currently, take him to the vet as well
OP it's a raccoon dog which means it's a canine which is the reason your dog fucked it. If it lives it will have crossbreed pups. Might not be a good thing out in the wild. Best put that fucker down.
... dude doesnt know penises shrink once no longer sexually stimulated....
fucking dumb as fuck. unless you have had an erection your ENTIRE life.. then you are truly really fucking stupid
Still not going anywhere...... About to kick him in his nuts, horny motherfucker...
Don't. Your dog could be seriously injured if force is used trying to get him loose. Also, if it takes more then 20-30 minutes your dogs penis tissue could dry out, get cracked and infected
Kerosene works tho.
>step 1 douse both creatures with 2 to 5 gallons of ICE COLD kerosene.
>step 2 warm the creatures with a small fire, as they will be cold and in pseudo shock from the cold kerosene.
>step 3 post pics on 4chan
>step 4 profit!!!
The feeling is mutual.
>mud on shirt, dog, and raccoon. looks like a collar/rope on raccoon's neck.
Someone fucking screen cap this thread, please. I'm dying over here, my sides have just left behind the Voyagers on their way to the unknown cosmos.
I grew up on a farm and hate the little fuckers. I've probably killed over 50 of them in my life through various means. Nasty little creatures, they're only cute when you don't have to deal with the damage.
Also admittedly this is the funniest post that I've seen in a while but it's a little weird to me that so many people think it is a coon
No name.. The makers of these .gifs require a high level of autism to pull it off.
Whelp.... It's about that time again.
They look cute from a distance and they don't bother you until you bother them mostly. But they carry a shitload of diseases and sound like little demons when they get aggressive. They mass devour chickens and root around in vegetable patches. They will get under buildings and nest and dig holes through siding and into roofs.
They are also totally fearless and will turn aggressive towards pets when they are eating and it's like like dexterous little wolves chasing you.
>Not taking sloppy seconds from the dog
das it mane
My dog brought in this raccoon the other night.
Was pretty pleased
Dog genetalia swells when it orgasms, kind of locking into the opposing dog pussy.He'll be stuck in that shit for a while man, might as well continue the walk while dragging the coon on the ground.
>tfw when OP is already gone and driving to the vet
>tfw you will never see dog semen oozing from a rigor-mortified coon anus
>tfw it was all for nothing
It's alright OP. G-go take care of your emergencies.
Now that we know it's possible, c-could... we have some more?
>implying zoophilia is the only problem with furries
>This is what anti furfags actually believe
I'm not a yiff fag, means I'm not sexually into any furry characters, the minority of Yiffers have a small likeness of Zoophilia, which I've looked into using all of the popular furry sites, and all resulted in 4-6 % zoophile art in the sexual sections, so your argument is invalid, newbag.
Dude, I know what people post in cringe threads, yeah, every fandom/group/organization has its bad eggs. And also people say "Well hurr durr I've never met a furry etc" When furries are literally everywhere, not everyone wears a fursuit or anything like that.