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Other thread was deleted. Call Gold's Gym and ask for David!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Call Gold's Gym and ask for David!
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someone fap on the phone, and record with vocaroo
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is this OPs car?

http://www.cars.com/mitsubishi/outlander-sport/2013/photos/
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>Golds gym, how can I help you?
>Hi, I'm Rick, one of the managers here at pizza hut #8593. I'm calling to confirm your order of 45 large pineapple and mushroom pizzas
>we didn't order any pizza
>thank you for your confirmation, your order will be there in about 2 hours. Thank you.
>wait hold o-*click*

Your move, /b/
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sauce
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No!
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>>591434869
>k someone actually call pizza there.

>>591434954
post pic of that girl
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So I rung up and said hi my name is Christopher Poole and I left my wallet in the gym 2 days ago and I was wondering if anybody picked it up.
"Hold ok sir I'll just check,"
I swear down I heart some guy in the other end losing his shit saying
"Listen whatever battle toads are we don't have them, there's no performance enhancer called battle toads. Goodbye"
Hahahahahahah

The girl came back and said we found a wallet it was left here 3 days ago and the name is Chris but the last name does no match

I told her that it was okay, iust to take the condom out of the side pocket and to go fuck your self because Christopher Poole does not get stole from!!!

Hung up
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>>591434869
Someone order the 45 pineapple and mushrooms and post screenshot
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Someone post recordings
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>>591435040
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That's not far from me
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>>591430488
need more recordings please im kekking my ass off
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>>591435081
underageb&
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where did OP go?
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badump
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>>591436175
He died by choking on too many dicks
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Op here.
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>>591436568
Prove it
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>>591434500
Any particular reason we're doing this?
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>>591436720
prove these dubs
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>golds gym, how may I help you?
>hi can I speak to David please?
>oh sir let me get him for yah. Would you like some fucking battletoads too?
>hung up
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>>591436922
oo snap
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>>591436922
Check'd
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>>591436922
I defy.
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>>591436922
>Checked
Now what do we do?
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>>591435354
mmm yeah dat ass
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>>591437095
We upload gay porn
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>>591434500
What reason do we have for trolling these people?
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>>591436922
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>591437066
New
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Lol OP

Just ratted you out to a /b/ro employee at Golds bitch.
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Fuck it, OP is dead.
This is now a fur thread!
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Someone fap to her ass while talking to one of them, and record it, fucking pussies. Most of you are fapping, because you browse /b/ but im doing no fap so someone do it plz.
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>>>591437066
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>>591437390
OP said the phone rings over the intercom. He wanted gym goers to get pissed and leave so he can squat alone. Kinda autistic but hilarious
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>hello golds gym, how can I help you?
>yes I was wondering if you have a battle toads spec exercise machine in stock?
>click

Fucking lol
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>>591437752
New thread
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>>591437752
>>>591437066
>>>591437066
>>>591437066
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>>591437673
Hentai* thread!
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>>591437673
Not dead, prolly kicked out or detained or some shit. Some fag on here ratted him out.
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>>591438076
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>>591438008
No you fucking faggot.
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>>591438690
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfdvWWbYBS
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>>591434869
Ordered to David Battleto
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>>591439254
top fucking kek
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>>591439122
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>>591439254
>43 more pizzas to go
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>>591439254
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We should get pizzas delivered there all from different pizza joints
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Op here shits hitting the fan
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>>591439254
>honey siracha, extra anchovies, mushrooms
>no sauce, mushrooms, pineapple
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>>591439912

OP IS ALIVE!!
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>>591439912
tell us what's happening!
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>>591439254
>David battleto

Kek
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>>591439912
He's not choking on dicks!
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Just made a prank calling tinychat, i'll mod those who cam up and make calls, i'll be making calls as well

tinychat com/gushy30190
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Gril answers

>Golds Gym blah blah how can I help you?

Can I speak to David please?

>Can I ask who's calling?

David.

>Okay hold on... looks like he's in a meeting, can I take a message?

No, that's alright.

>Okayhaveaniceday
*click*
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>>591439254
Everyone order pizza for David Battleto
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Op here. So since its gym rush hour, the front desk is backing up because all they can do is answer phones. I'm currently in my sedan because I'm practically choking to death laughing . I'm waiting for the pizza you guys ordered.

I love you, /b/
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>>591440667
Using my neighbors WiFi :laughing:
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>>591440667
just called the gym, told them there's a guy in a sedan outside that's playing prank calls on them and ordering pizzas

get rekt nigger
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>>591441058
Oh fuck
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>>591441058
Fucking kek
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>>591441058
Kek
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>>591441058
kek
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>>591441058
hahaha
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>>591441058
you what, mate?
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>>591441058
u wot
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>david battleto
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>>591441058
>2015
>being this new
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op here, can you order a 3 pickles for me?
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>>591441058
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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>>591441058
obviousfogget.png
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>>591441749
Sorry only pineapple and mushroom no crust
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>>591441058

Kek
Eek
Kek
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>>591441838
no sauce faggot
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But now we'll never know what happens
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>>591441058
Get out of there op, the battletoads will hurt you
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>>591441058
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR, I CAN SEE SOME SECURITY GAURDS LOOKING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT

FUCK YOU AND B
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>>591441986
Or David Battleto
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is that gym in CT?
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hows it goin OP? stay there
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>>591441058
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>>591441058
Now OP has to walk home HAHAHAHA
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>>591441058
op here. My car is on. And my car is parked front forward. If I see someone coming all I've gotta do is drive away.

Get rekt, foggot
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>>591441058
OP HERE!

which is why I won't get caught, I gave the description of another guy in a sedan. As if I'm stupid enough to tell you where I am and what car im in.
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>>591442055
Don't leave, could be any faggot in the parking lot
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>hi us David there?

>Yes he is can i get your name please?

My phone lines are filled with spaghetti /b/ I just said fuck and hung up.
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>>591442055
Take a picture
sorry bro
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>>591442272
Noice

At least wait for pizza
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>>591442272
>>591442290
...

WHO IS REAL?!
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>>591442272
>>591442055

Dubs cant be a same fag, they don't lie
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>>591442299
>>591442593
This is why IDs are needed
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>>591442299
>>591442299
ruff
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OP HERE
the security has entered my car and stripped me of my clothes!! they are muscle heads i am being overpowered, they made me bend over and got out a camera and one of them said 'Hey pizza man, say cheese!'
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op pls
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Op here, I was never at gold's gym.
Im in your bedroom fucking your mom
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>>591442682
Gtfo
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>>591442299
top kek
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>>591442764
>>591442764
KEK
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>>591441058
i can just imagine op reading that and starting his engine up as quickly as he can and bailing the fuck out while spilling trails of spaghetti everywhere
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>>591442894
no u
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>>591442931
kek
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>>591434500
>Call them up

>Bark into the phone

>"who the fuck is this"

> >"I am a lone wolf"


Can't call myself, Dutchfag
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>>591442764
Now this is OP
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>>591442055
KEK M8 ENJOY UR SQUITS IN PIECE
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>>591442593
OP is in the gym taking pics
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>>591439254
Topkek
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I think they recognized my number cause she literally just said "No bye"
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>>591440995
kek
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>>591443429
Probably reading the first 3 numbers
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WHERE'S DA PIZZA?
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OP here, first pizza just arrived

Smells like pineapple and mushroom
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>>591443723
Pics
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>>591443723
Pics
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>>591443723
Pics
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OP here, jessica and i are fucking and eating pizza. Leg day gains baby.
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"Hi this is Ryan blah blah blah

>Hey Ryan, what's the address that this gym is located at?

>Address

>Alright, next to the Chick-fil-A right?

>Yep

>Also, can I speak to David?

>Sorry, he's not in right now. A bunch of people were prank calling him and he decided to go home and cry about it.

>Welp, tell David I said sorry. Bye.

>*Hangs up*
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>>591443723
Pics
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>>591443723
pics
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>>591443723
Dicks
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guize do OP a favour - call in and report other cars in the photo to take the heat off
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>>591443723
PIcs
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I start playing the Hero of Rhyme by starbomb

>Stop calling here
>hangs up

Kek
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>>591443723
Not op
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>>591444135
nice try op kek
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>>591443723
if $pics = NULL {
echo ("it didn't happen");
}
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>>591434954
other cars
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>>591444108
lost.
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OP has provided top kek he deserves our help /b/
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Hey Dylan, are you in this thread?
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>>591439254
ayy
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>>591444444
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>>591444530
Yeah, hi. How are you?
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>>591439254
pizza is due in next 5mns
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>Hey this is Ryan
>Hey man im trying to find a new gym to train at and im wondering how much weight the dumbbells go up to?
>rambling..
>Also do the weights feel good in the battletoads hands?
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>>591434500
> me : this is gold gym right ?
> girl: yes
> The one next to home depot ?
> yes
> do you guyss have . . . battleloads ?
click
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>>591440995
pizza in 15mns
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>>591444195
Im gonna call and play eye of the tiger
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Op here. Pizza arrived. They sent it away.
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>>591445294
Topkek
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Niggers clicked me without answering.
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>>591445496
Pics
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ask for ryan or david
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>>591434500
>Thank you for calling Gold's Gym; how may I help you?
>Can I speak to David?
>they hang up
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>>591445654
ask for Ryan, David is a bitch
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someone call and ask about the pizza
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OP here. Choking on a huge bag of dicks.
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You guys should consider putting their Yelp page on blast as well. It sounds like these guys have terrible customer service.
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>>591445654
called them again, they instantly hung up before i had the chance to speak
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I called and he was like we are logging numbers, we know this is 4chan as soon as you said battle toads, also he claims to be on the thread!
FUCK YOU RYAN
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>Hey this is Gold's gym how can I help you
>Yeah is David there?
>Yes he is can I get your name?
>Yeah this is Rick Harrison can you tell David that I need to borrow his copy of Battletoads?
>*hangs up*
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>>591446115
Good thinking
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>>591446191
lol he said he was ending this thread and figuring out who OP is...
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>>591446215
kek
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>>591445765
>Girl: "Golds Gym, Can I help you?"
>"Hi, Im calling from Pizza Hut, Here to confirm 45 large pizza's?"
> Girl: "No."
>"Thanks for your confirmation!"
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>>591446215
holy fuck my sides are bleeding
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OP here
This was a viral ad for Gold's Gym
Thank you for participating
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>>591446191
PROOF

You don't fuck with RYAN
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>>591446296
tell him some bullshit, like op stands for Ovary Pasta or some shit like that
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>>591446148
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>>591446454

OP here

We're testing a 4chan bot powered by naturally renewable energy sources, specifically bundles of sticks.
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>>591434500
i call
ryan is so mad
> i asked about the pizza asked if if got there
>he said yeah its from pizzahut shitty anchovies sent it back
>wtf you sent my pizza back asshole ?!
>Yeah its not even funny
>I wanted my fucking pizza
>says hes on the thread called O.P. op like back ops


>mfw he said he has been on 4chan longer than me
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OP here. Self hate in my veins, while she pizzas on my braids.
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>>591442682
newfag
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My sides....they know no peace!
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>>591440667
>>591441058
WHO THE FUCK DESCRIBES HIS CAR AS A SEDAN ?
Samefag
Samefag
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I'd just like you all to know, we are logging all your phone numbers and we are going to find out who the OP is, we have rang the cops on the sedan outside.
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>>591447062
>Pics + timestamp or gtfo
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>>591446731
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>>591447062
stfu nigger
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>>591446888
>mfw he said he has been on 4chan longer than me

Topkek
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>>591446215
>Not Rick Astley
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>>591447062
kek get rekt
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>>591447062
Haha fag.
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>>591447062
>yfw
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>>591447169
Kek
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>>591447062

Better call moot as well faggot
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>>591447062
Faggot
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>>591447062
Nigga fuckkk out here with that A+ bullshit, matter of fact, gr8 b8
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>>591447038
Now u used the word sedan kek kek kek
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