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R8 my dick /b/

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R8 my dick /b/
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Did it break?
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>>591431078
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what the fuck is wrong with ur shit
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nigger
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>>591431078
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>>591431078
You are still a nigger.
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Looks like Muslim star
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>>591431078
Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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>>591431078
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>>591431078
Cumberlandsausage/10
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>>591431078
poop/10
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>>591431586
Niggers of the avian world
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Poor guy
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>>591431894
brilliant
underrated as fuck post
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To the left, to the left.
left/10 would bang
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>>591431078
bent/10

How do you keep from committing suicide?
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but will it blend
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>what did you do with it?
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Looks like fuckin mount whoville
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>>591431078
o gawd a womans nightmare
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>>591431078
IT'S KNUCKLE PUCK TIME/10
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OP can fuck a dude from around the corner.
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>>591431078
?/10
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>>591432276
I have no idea but I guess he uses it as a coat hanger now.
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I would love to hear a story about you getting pushed away when you were about to get laid but the chick freaked out
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>>591431078
You got peyronie's disease.
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How do you pee in the morning. With your mouth open? Jesus look at that boomerang
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>>591432754
or dont use a condom and pull out and shoot yourself in the face
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>>591432575
lmao
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>>591431894
topkek
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>>591432308
Lmao
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ayyyy lmao
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>>591433744
nice dubs m8
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>>591431078
how do you masturbate enough to bend it that badly? bananadick/10
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Looks like a carnival ride
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>>591431837
I like you, anon.
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>>591431078


MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: what do the women say when you fuck them?
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>>591435310
They usually scream and try to hit it with their shoe. Until they realize it's my cock, they then get up and say " maybe we should just be friends" and walk out.
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>>591431078
banana/10
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>>591431837
10/10 post
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>>591436732
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>>591431078

that's a g-spot toy if I ever saw one.
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>>591431078
Looks like a house phone from the 70s m8
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>>591437385
my sides
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>>591437385
kek
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>>591431078
Greg is that you??
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>>591437723
melts in your mouth not in your dick
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>>591432918
A boomerang you,d want back,
that thing should thrown tho, in the bin
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>>591431078
>>591431078
>>591431078
>mfw
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>>591431078
looks like an arab sword.
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>>591436857
LOL is that the loch ness monster??

God damn im so high but i never expected to see nessy in the form of a dick
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>>591431078
Another homo thread you guys should be in >>>/lgbt/

And don't you have enough pics for your cock collection already ffs?
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>>591436857
Nessie lives
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>>591437492
hmm how can you get your dick up that high?
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>>591438269
Stfu dick
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>>591431078
Almost op....just need a bigger dick to get that curve right!
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>>591438234
top. fucking. kek
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>>591436954
i feel bad for the other guy's asshole
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R8 my pls
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>>591436732
never thought I'd say this but thank fuck he's cut, imagine what it'd look like if he wasn't!
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>>591431078
Where's it goin
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>>591439282
8/10 finally a normal dick!!!
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can I get a r8?
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-10 for mutilation
-100 for unnatural bending
-10000000 for having shit all over it #ohwaitthatsyourniggerskin
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>>591431078
More like 'Rate my dick )b)'
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>>591436732
>>591436954
brilliant
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>>591439324
If someone found that webm on your computer.
1). What would your reaction be?
2). How the fuck would you explain that shit?

(Webm related; probably the worst one I have saved)
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R8 please?
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>>591435310
I've got peyronies and truth be told the women love it. The curve allows me to hit them in places you can't.

Now would I trade for a straight dick? Hell yes. But being bent has it advantages
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LET'S RAISE THE LEVEL
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>>591439759
Nice dick brah. 8/10
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>>591439439
Et .. Go ... Home
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>>591431894
fuck it i'm rewatching this movie
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>>591439324
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>>591431078
You go fishing with that?
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>>591431078
as ugly as fuck as it is, it's the perfect shape for rubbing her g while tapping it
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>>591431078
Right now you have 2 things that are sickle shaped: Your dick, and your red blood cells.
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>>591431078
What the fuck
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>>591436732
Suddenly OPs cock looks nice
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3.7
Nice turn signal bro
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>>591437246
how do people do this? i cant even begin to force mine into a wide-mouthed bottle. i cant imagine how someone can be so thin
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>>591431078
boomerang/10
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>>591431078
This nigga got a cashew dick
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So glad I have a normal shaped cock and not any of these fucked up ones, been blessed with good genetics
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>>591441721
Not sure what looks grosser, that phimosis dick or those short nails.
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>>591440112
>why you should never trust a jew near your baby boy
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>>591441897
that's the most disgusting dick I've ever seen. Looks like juggernaut from xmen
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>>591442085
Poor guy , someone trod on his dick
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>>591436857
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>>591441150
Edward Cullen/10
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Rate my dick.
My wife says it's the tastiest meat she's ever had.
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>>591441693
Limp in the bottle
>metapod used harden!
>it's super effective!(and painful)
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>>591431078

Looks like it did a 360 and walked away...
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OP, loved your prop work in A Nightmare Before Christmas.
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>>591442085
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I love a weird dick thread
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>>591436954
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