R8 my dick /b/

Did it break?

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>>591431078

what the fuck is wrong with ur shit

nigger

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>>591431078

>>591431078
You are still a nigger.

Looks like Muslim star

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>>591431078
Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

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>>591431078

>>591431078
Cumberlandsausage/10

>>591431078
poop/10

>>591431586
Niggers of the avian world

Poor guy

>>591431894
brilliant
underrated as fuck post

To the left, to the left.
left/10 would bang

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>>591431078
bent/10

How do you keep from committing suicide?

but will it blend

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>what did you do with it?

Looks like fuckin mount whoville

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>>591431078
o gawd a womans nightmare

>>591431078
IT'S KNUCKLE PUCK TIME/10

OP can fuck a dude from around the corner.

>>591431078
?/10

>>591432276
I have no idea but I guess he uses it as a coat hanger now.

I would love to hear a story about you getting pushed away when you were about to get laid but the chick freaked out

>>591431078
You got peyronie's disease.

How do you pee in the morning. With your mouth open? Jesus look at that boomerang

>>591432754
or dont use a condom and pull out and shoot yourself in the face

>>591432575
lmao

>>591431894
topkek

>>591432308
Lmao

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ayyyy lmao

>>591433744
nice dubs m8

>>591431078
how do you masturbate enough to bend it that badly? bananadick/10

Looks like a carnival ride

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>>591431837
I like you, anon.

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>>591431078


MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: what do the women say when you fuck them?

>>591435310
They usually scream and try to hit it with their shoe. Until they realize it's my cock, they then get up and say " maybe we should just be friends" and walk out.

>>591431078
banana/10

>>591431837
10/10 post

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>>591436732

>>591431078

that's a g-spot toy if I ever saw one.

>>591431078
Looks like a house phone from the 70s m8

>>591437385
my sides

>>591437385
kek

>>591431078
Greg is that you??

>>591437723
melts in your mouth not in your dick

>>591432918
A boomerang you,d want back,
that thing should thrown tho, in the bin

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>>591431078
>>591431078
>>591431078
>mfw

>>591431078
looks like an arab sword.

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>>591436857
LOL is that the loch ness monster??

God damn im so high but i never expected to see nessy in the form of a dick

>>591431078
Another homo thread you guys should be in >>>/lgbt/

And don't you have enough pics for your cock collection already ffs?

>>591436857
Nessie lives

>>591437492
hmm how can you get your dick up that high?

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>>591438269
Stfu dick

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>>591431078
Almost op....just need a bigger dick to get that curve right!

>>591438234
top. fucking. kek

>>591436954
i feel bad for the other guy's asshole

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R8 my pls

>>591436732
never thought I'd say this but thank fuck he's cut, imagine what it'd look like if he wasn't!

>>591431078
Where's it goin

>>591439282
8/10 finally a normal dick!!!

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can I get a r8?

-10 for mutilation
-100 for unnatural bending
-10000000 for having shit all over it #ohwaitthatsyourniggerskin

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>>591431078
More like 'Rate my dick )b)'

>>591436732
>>591436954
brilliant

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>>591439324
If someone found that webm on your computer.
1). What would your reaction be?
2). How the fuck would you explain that shit?

(Webm related; probably the worst one I have saved)

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R8 please?

>>591435310
I've got peyronies and truth be told the women love it. The curve allows me to hit them in places you can't.

Now would I trade for a straight dick? Hell yes. But being bent has it advantages

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LET'S RAISE THE LEVEL

>>591439759
Nice dick brah. 8/10

>>591439439
Et .. Go ... Home

>>591431894
fuck it i'm rewatching this movie

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>>591439324

>>591431078
You go fishing with that?

>>591431078
as ugly as fuck as it is, it's the perfect shape for rubbing her g while tapping it

>>591431078
Right now you have 2 things that are sickle shaped: Your dick, and your red blood cells.

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>>591431078
What the fuck

>>591436732
Suddenly OPs cock looks nice

3.7
Nice turn signal bro

>>591437246
how do people do this? i cant even begin to force mine into a wide-mouthed bottle. i cant imagine how someone can be so thin

>>591431078
boomerang/10

>>591431078
This nigga got a cashew dick

So glad I have a normal shaped cock and not any of these fucked up ones, been blessed with good genetics

>>591441721
Not sure what looks grosser, that phimosis dick or those short nails.

>>591440112
>why you should never trust a jew near your baby boy

>>591441897
that's the most disgusting dick I've ever seen. Looks like juggernaut from xmen

>>591442085
Poor guy , someone trod on his dick

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>>591436857

>>591441150
Edward Cullen/10

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Rate my dick.
My wife says it's the tastiest meat she's ever had.

>>591441693
Limp in the bottle
>metapod used harden!
>it's super effective!(and painful)

>>591431078

Looks like it did a 360 and walked away...

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OP, loved your prop work in A Nightmare Before Christmas.

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>>591442085

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I love a weird dick thread

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>>591436954