Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
How do you keep from committing suicide?
MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: what do the women say when you fuck them?
LOL is that the loch ness monster??
God damn im so high but i never expected to see nessy in the form of a dick
Almost op....just need a bigger dick to get that curve right!
More like 'Rate my dick )b)'
If someone found that webm on your computer.
1). What would your reaction be?
2). How the fuck would you explain that shit?
(Webm related; probably the worst one I have saved)
I've got peyronies and truth be told the women love it. The curve allows me to hit them in places you can't.
Now would I trade for a straight dick? Hell yes. But being bent has it advantages
LET'S RAISE THE LEVEL
Rate my dick.
My wife says it's the tastiest meat she's ever had.
OP, loved your prop work in A Nightmare Before Christmas.