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Guys shrek is back bring in the keks Roll for 7

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Guys shrek is back bring in the keks
Roll for 7
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>>591413160
r8 my body pls
ur next
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>>591413359
Rollin
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>>591413359
Kek'ed way too much
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>asexual, biromantic

fuck
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>>591413359
OP do this justice
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>>591413359
ayyyy
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>>591413359
lmao
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>>591413359
top
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>>591413519
Kek
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>>591413519
Roll
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>>591413160
tell her you found her photo a couple weeks ago and jerked off to it every day and finally got up the courage to talk to her.
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>>591413359
kek
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>>591413359
Roflmao
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>>591413359
PPL want this
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>>591413587
winnar
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>>591413359
Damn
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>>591413587
OP won't deliver
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>>591413587
gaga yaaaassss
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Kek roll 9 niggas
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>>591414100
i take tht as a no
wat about dis. notice the head i placed it there on the heart juz 4 u
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>>591414271
TOP KEK
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>>591414100
I demand to see this chart
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>>591414271
My sides, where are they?
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>>591414271
stop the gore shit fagget
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>>591414271
winrar
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>>591414391
shut up pussy
roll for it
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>>591414271
pls
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>>591414271
OP won't deliver
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>>591414629
winnar
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>>591414629
>WINRAR
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>>591414100
yo you like sonic youth?
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Roll for 6
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Well it's about time you send some dick pics
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>>591414888
I now demand to see your butthole
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>>591415020
Reroll
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Upload her chart so we can kek
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>>591414888
SHOW ME UR TITS U FUCKING SEA COW
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>>591413519
Roll
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Chart
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>>591415086
Winrar OP
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>>591415276
I fukjcing won
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>>591413519
roll
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>>591415086
>>591415422

I fucking won. First post
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>>591415086
Damn you got it before me didn't even see it nice roll m8
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Fast r for 9
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>>591415582
Thanks, now let's hope OP will deliver
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>>591414888
cringe
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>>591415346
How can this fat landwhale be at the same time "not feeling attraction to anyone" and "feeling attraction to both genders" according to her own chart. Point it out and call her a lunatic piece of shit
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>>591413160
any nudes of her?
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>>591415819
OP here NO I dont have nudes of her, thank god
I skip this winrar
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>>591415655
>>591415086

OP what the actual fuck? I got 6 first..damn it
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>>591415655
Let me see those flabby meat flaps you call tits bitch
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>>591415931
Reroll for this
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>>591415931
this
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real woman have curves
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>>591413519
roll for send this to her.
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>>591415929
OP here will send that sorry
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>>591415931
Reroll
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Send her this
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>>591415931
Roll
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>>591413519
Roll
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>>591416239
Thanks, and great job on your own winrar haha
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OP here cmon guys its still 9
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>>591416503
OP cum on her profile picture and send her the pic
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>>591416897
This
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>>591416897
oh oh oh but the shrek one
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>>591416897
Op here, its gonna take me ages to cum on that.
thread will be dead 4 times already
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>>591416897
roll
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>>591417094
Then put some porn on and masturbate to that dip shit just cum on her picture
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>>591416503
i'll go firs then to encourage you
>op sends dicpic
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>>591417308
OP here NO this is gonna take to long
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>>591417403
roll
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>>591417420
then send a pic of your erected penis next to the shrek pic
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>>591413519
9 get
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>>591417693
Get get
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>>591416503
please send i'll give you a soy-burger
or would you like a hot-dog maybe ;)
>dick pic
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>>591417596
Rollin
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>>591417693
This
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>>591417596
rollin for this, with
>Listen, you seem really cute and I don't want to seem creepy or anything, but I'm not even joking a little bit right now, I legit used my computer printer to print out a picture of your face and I just shot a big wad of jizz on your 2D face, it's pretty funny actually. Would you like me to send it to you there's so much cum in your mouth right now lol
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>>591417596
Rooolll
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>>591417949
Winrar fags!
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>>591413519
>>591417596
>>591417914
rollin for these
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>demand to see chart
>demand.

Kek.
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>>591417949
winrar
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>>591417949
winraaarrrrr
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>>591418069
Double Winrar! OP better deliver...
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>>591417949
Fuckin winrar do it op
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>>591417949
>>591418069
Double winrar. OP deliver
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>>591417596
OP HERE FUCK you guys I just send my dick pic
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Screenshot or it didn't happen
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>>591418374
Wow what a complete faggot abandon thread guys
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>>591418374
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>>591418374
pussy faggot
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i love that /b/ forms a very intellectual part of the real world, consisting of many students
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/thread
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MODS shut this shit down or call spiderman
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>>591418374
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>>591419242
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Op here i posted this
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>>591419563
meh
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Roll for 3
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>>591419746
Ask her if she likes her shrek picture
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>>591419746
SHE TOTALLY WANTS THE D
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>>591419746
say you'll keep sending dick pics unless she send you tits
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>>591419746
Smash egg on thigh then send pic
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>>591419746

can my dick be your fiona?
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>>591420112
roll
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>>591420186
kek, roll
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>>591420112
this
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>>591419746
can i fist you please?
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>>591420112
this, except send another dick pick too
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She is right get her rekt guys
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>>591419746
this could be us but were both guys
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>>591413454

Punchable face.
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>>591420752
Fucking this
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>>591420112
this now
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>>591420752
KEK
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>>591420752
I never noticed how high quality animation shrek was
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>>591420752
XD
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>>591420893
Winrar
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>>591420752
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>>591420893
win
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>>591420893
Winrar!
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>>591420752
Top kek
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damn, this bitch is a real trooper

too bad she's a fat ugly pathetic cow
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Kek shrek for 8
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>>591420959
stop watching YIFY Rips
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op?
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>>591420752
this

what's the roll number?
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>>591420752
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>>591421695
do you call your giflfriend fiona?
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damn nigga, what an attention whore

looking like that, she shouldn't be leaving the cave at all
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>>591421695
You dumb bitch I called you a man not Fiona never talk shit about Fiona you'll never be as pretty as her you land whale
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>>591421695
can i fist you please?
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>>591422344
Reroll
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>>591422369
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nignog
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>>591422344
this
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>>591422344
Reroll again
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>>591422369
roll
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>>591422369
reroll
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>>591422666
OP here trips go
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>>591422344
Going again
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ask her if you can watch her poop. say you'll bring your own plastic bag
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>>591422781
this
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Guys this bitch is so dumb
Roll for 9
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>>591423093
You should let me watch you fist yourself with some nonstick cooking spray as lube
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>>591423093
nigga i said stop downloading Yify to someone else not you
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>>591423093
can i rape you then?
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>>591423437
OP here, still you rolled the right number nigg
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>>591423093
ayy lmao
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>>591423093
ayy
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>>591423555
Don't call me nigger nigger
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SHREKEKEKEKEEKEKEKE
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>>591423093
Ask her if she has a penis
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Why are u asexual ?
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>>591423093
ok ok, jokes aside, i get it. you are asexual. but i seriously think that you are a pretty human being and i would be very happy if we could watch mlp together some time? are you interested?
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> insert sharpie in pooper, make photos
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more dick pics or show your tits
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i just want some tits
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''okey.. i need to get to the point.. i need some orgefat for this potion i am making, lvl 69 get rekt. 8/8 m8''
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>>591424183
dubs winrar ??
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show me ur puss, cunt!
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>>591424244
dubs winrar ??
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>>591423093
a sexual?
so you wouldnt feel anything when i make eye contact with you while eating a banana
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>>591424183
winrar
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Mfw this thread
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>>591423093
Are u asexual coz u know nobody is gonna love u back
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>>591422666
dem trips op
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>>591423093
well my fist isnt sexual, i just want to send it inside your pussy to find any alien lifeforms
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>>591424183
>>591424319

winrar95
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9 get
send her this
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i am making mayonaise. can i borrow some fat?
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>>591424568
i second this
just do it op
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>>591424183
win
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>>591424510
Op here I deliverd that already.
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>>591422344
this one
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>>591423093
do you say that to your gynecologist, too?
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i just want tits..
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>>591424777
BLESSED TRIPS! You have no choice, OP
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ask for vag pics
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>>591424777
honor the trips and dubs, op
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>>591424861
you mean her Geologist
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:o)
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>>591416897
this
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Kek
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>>591416897
OP do this
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>>591425527
NO not again fags
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>>591425203
kek
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>>591425429
I bet you eat photos like them.
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you should buy one of these.
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>>591425429
it's on now
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Kek roll 7
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i just want some tits shot
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>>591425429
yes but photogaphy is not one of our primal urges.
human being that doesnt feel that is obviously sick, and so are you and you "girlfriend"
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>>591425733
> print her picture
> cum all over it
> make picture, send it to her
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>>591425904

roll
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>>591425731
Rollerino for this
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>>591425731
roll
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>>591425733
Ask her how her sex life is
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>>591425733
How are you going to compare sex to photography? That's like comparing rape to having a drunken one night stand they are completely irrelevant to each other!
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>>591425975
this
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>>591425733
I have google glasses, they recognize u as a hippo
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She's a brick wall. We can get into her fucking head! IM FUCKING LOSING IT!
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>>591425733
> print her picture
> cum all over it
> make picture
> send it to her
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>>591426227

win
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i think i recognized you in a picture!!
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>>591426227
Kek
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>>591426227
i
love
you
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>>591426227
ISS here is sides-1930391, we are currently orbitting, over
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>>591425981
lool rolling
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>>591426427
winrarrrrrr do it faggot
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>>591426227
do it
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>>591426205
Reroll
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>>591426227
>>591426427
omg deliver both op
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>>591426427
@OP: Do it
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>>591425981
roll for this
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>>591426427
>>591426227
DOUBLE WIN
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Op here sended
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>>591426427
@OP: Do it faggot
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>>591426330
yassssssssssss
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someone archive this shit. For Shrek.
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waiting for op
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Roll for 2
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KEEP IT ALIVE WHILE THIS MOTHERFUCKER FAP
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>>591422344
Roll
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OP here ty for laughs anons
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>>591427744
doubles yeah
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I have 500cash I will give you if you just fart on my balls. I'm not joking. Nothing sexual. Just one fart on my balls. And then I'll pay you and leave
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>>591427932
DO IT
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How has this bitch not given up yet.
Goddamn.
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>>591427972
>>591427932
WINRAR
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>>591427734
whop out those milk duds right now
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>>591428003
shes havin the time of her life
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>>591427920
woah OP is a spiderman
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>>591427734
Write:
i have to be honest, i am doing this for dubs
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it took me probably 25 min
and i am under fucking sweat i never masturbated with this amount of fucking work
I could have launched a rocket with the masturbation technique i used
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>>591427972
do it op
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>>591428369
THIS THREAD HAS REACHED GOLD STATUS
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Roll for 7 faga
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Been done before
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>>591428369
finally gj op
>>
rawling for:
i would love to empty my diarrhea between your tits. it would be so much pleasure for my colon
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>>591428566
I am not OP
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>>591427734
"Eat niggerballs and thou shalt see once again"
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>>591428369
AYYY lmao thank you for your offering kind sir
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Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Anyway, how is your asexual life?
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>>591428645
thats ok but now op can use it so gj
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>>591427734
I got warped by your gravitational pull
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>>591428369
YEEEEAH
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>>591428369
>>
>>591428369
>>591428541
Listen, you seem really cute and I don't want to seem creepy or anything, but I'm not even joking a little bit right now, I legit used my computer printer to print out a picture of your face and I just shot a big wad of jizz on your 2D face, it's pretty funny actually. Would you like me to send it to you there's so much cum in your mouth right now lol
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Had to post this i think she is kill. Ty for cum anon
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>>591428369
not sure if op is a fag
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>>591428847
winrar
>>
then how about your girlfriend?
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>>591428729
Roll for 7
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>>591428955
topkek
>>
OP here calm down first she need to react.
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>>591428955
thank you for making my week better
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>>591428955
<3
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>>591428955
alright but we need to wait until she replys dont write back op
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>I made this thread legendary
>And now i really need to shower
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>>591428955
holy shit
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>>591428955
leeeeel
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>>591429259
Stay
And help me to end the day
And if ya dont mind. We'll brake a bottle of wine
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>>591428955
this is beautiful
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>>591429259
I hope you jerked it to something else then came on the pic.
If not then you're a champ.
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OP here guys if she is dead its your fault guys lol
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>>591428955
>44keks.jpg
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>>591429282
do you feel dirty because i would
but good work there anon
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>>591429551
If that was a fucking option it wouldn't have taken so long to fucking cum
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Holy shit this is a great day for /b/. The sandnigger thread and now this.
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Hope she responds
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>>591429842
you crazy son of a bitch
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Thank you OP for not being a faggot at once
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>>591429935
>pls respond
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>>591429935
She hasn't even read them yet.
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can someone make a collage?
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>>591414391
Go back to tumblr faggot
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>>591429935
iii......can't......beautiful
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>>591429935
It's ogre...
Shriek is kill...
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Send her this
Say this could be us but you fucked ted
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And we've got her personal info:
Name: Beatrice Cecily
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOGGjxWMKoUW4kgtkgeSw/videos
Tumblr: http://fleecal.tumblr.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fleecal
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/591413160
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>>591430542
you are fucking kidding me
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>>591430542

Wat do OP?
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>>591430542
kekd
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>>591430542
Go to youtube, comment how much you love videos about manatees
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i have an idea how about someone makes a shrine with candles n stuff with a picture of her and when she comes back we start to get creepy
(i would do it if i had a printer) something like on the picture
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OP HERE is is gonna respond
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Fucking hell now i got to see her pictures on twitter and video
it makes me feel disgusted on what i masturebated
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>>591430962
NOW
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>>591430962
GUYS
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>>591428369
HAHA this... 10/10
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>>591430962
NOWW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4_RmZRrgAQ&feature=youtu.be&a
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>>591430962
I'm surprised no one has blown up the twitter yet.
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>>591431294
>>591431205
>>591430962
incorporate Shrek or ogres. It'd confuse the fuck out of it.
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>>591430962
LETS DO THIIIIISS
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>>591430875
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