Hey, /b/. It's been a good while since we had a good raid.
I'm heading into the gym in a couple of minutes. They have this annoying setup where if the phone is ringing, it actually stops the shitty ambient music, and rings over the loudspeaker.
If we can continuously call, we can replace the music with a constant, ear piercing ringing that'll clear out anyone without headphones, thus allowing me to workout more efficiently.
Please, /b/. It's leg day.
Phone number is in the pic.
Bump.
>>591411620
ok
>>591411391
sounds lulz worthy
Post results
>>591412425
OK.
Also, dubs.
>>591412487
Not op.
OK.
Also, I'll get dubs.
>>591411391
make a new thread when you get to the gym cause I want to see funny pictures when we do this
>>591412557
Also not op.
Dubs?
>>591412590
OK.
Dubs.
Nigga you take bodybuilding very seriously. I hope you don't do it for free.
Singles?
Just called and said "thought this was gamestop, I was looking for battle toads"
>>591412980
I've lain the foundation. Everyone call and say some variance of this
Someone should call in a bomb threat and fuck up OPs workout for being a faggot. The gym isn't packed at 3 pm.
>>591411391
We're not your personal army
Here's am idea /b/ I'm just going to constantly send those annoying Santa calls to them so there is no connection to me. Google up Santa dialer or something like that
I went ahead and called.
Some guy picked up.
I asked him if John was there, and when he asked "which John" I just started screaming into the phone as loud as I could
Just called them
Do they have something so we can see? Seems kinda worthless else
>>591413649
Op here. I'll take a video when I arrive
Also, you can guage their reaction
>>591413649
This. Not really a successful raid if we can't kek on the results
>>591413389
Lol
>>591413991
The raid pisses of the people answering phones, and I'll take a video when I get there.
I need to make a trash google account to upload to
>>591413954
Thanks for taking my advice OP
I called and asked for john
>>591413389
holy shit kek
Immediately hung up
I just realized something, that area code is 281, that's my area code. Are in Galveston/Houston or near that?
If this is not far from me I'm going to join up with OP to watch results
>>591414623
Look at the address, doofus.
Guy immediately hung up on me
>>591413374
you are a douche... do it cuz its funny
>>591413389
LEL
>>591414909
That's the address for the gym I assumed he diddnt live in the same city as the gym
>>591414623
Hey me too. That's the Golds over by chic fil a right? On my way! Now we can tandem raid them.
let us know when you arrive so we can initiate full on raid assault
>>591415259
Being serious, would give you my phone number but I'm not an idiot faggot
I called them and said "I have planted a bomb somewhere in the gym that will detonate in 30 mins." Then hung up.
Lol ur gonna miss ur workout/troll session
>>591416048
Nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
Giving this a huge ass fucking bump DONT 404 ON ME
>>591416048
Oh, a good old bomb threat...
You've outdone yourself b...
>>591415248
"Hey ma, I'm going 2 towns over to work out, be back for bbq later."
bump. let me know when we get started
>>591416048
top kek!!
>>591415259
Yes!>>591416738
Does everyone live here!?!
To the guy who said he lives near here, did you go to MHS and what's ur 1st name.
Class of '12 represent
plz m8 wat iz b8?
OP here.
Leaving my house.
Hopefully by the time I get there, you all will have cleared everyone out.
Godspeed.
204863
>>591417193
anything for squats.
>>591417241
Wat
Finally no newfag virgins saying "NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA"
Shit is so gay, /b/ used to do shit just for fun, had nothing to do with being personnel armies n shit.
OP can you make a recording with your phone using vocaroo of the noise we're making?
OP is just fat and self conscious. He doesn't want anyone wwatching him workout.
>>591417396
Yep.
>>591416048
Good one anon.
I guess you could say it was....Gold.
YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!\
DUN! DUN!
>>591416538
Nuh uh, we closed a public pool once, we make bomb threats every couple months
Bump for potential
bump
check the response www prankdial com/listen/1062604323
>>591417335
The gap in the door
It's...a separate reality
The only me is me
Are you sure the only you is you?
NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA
>>591417975
But the rest of us are. Suck a dick faggot.
>>591416048
nigger pls
>>591417975
newfag pls
>>591417975
>mfw people say NYPA to non PA requests that are just funny
>>591417937
LOL
>>591416969
Naw man went to DHS but my name is Zay
Not an army. Mercenary sounds better
www.prankdial.com/listen/1062604810
kek
>>591418497
NYPM NYPM NYPM NYPM NYPM NYPM NYPM
Keep in mind that my nick name not giving my actual name on here >>591418485
Not faggot
NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYPA NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYPA NYPA NYPD NYPD NYPD NYPD NYDP NYPA NIGGERS NYPA NYPD NYAN CAT!
FUCK OFF NEWFAGS WE ARE NUT HE'S PERSON ARMEY!
>>591418927
>Guaranteed replies
>>591418927
lighten up asshole
>>591418927
>NYPA
Don't tell me what to do faggot.
>>591413389
you're a maniac.
>still kek'd
>>591418927
fuck off faggot, you're the newfag. some of /b/s glory days were when raids were popular, give the prank a chance if it seems like a good catch. and no one is making you do it
>>591416048
inb4 v&
I've arrived.
>>591418927
Ermagerd sumon sittn immature
>>591420205
let's do this
>>591419908
>Implying he's not just saying it to ruse noobs
>>591420205
>gold gym
Run by jew?
>>591420370
Does it matter if he's baiting or not. It's still annoying.
Nobody's calling.
>>591420205
MURCA
I'll call
>>591418927
not one of you faggots
>>591420479
It is run by your whore of a mom. You skanky grandma cleans the toilets and your ugly sister sucks off the old men in the shower.
Use vocaroo fags
>>591418927
I'm so confused as to why new york and pennsylvania always come up with these types of threads, is that where this pranking business started??
>>591420765
Ur gay lel
>>591413389
Itt we call golds and ask for john
>>591420765
lol jew detected
>>591420765
JIDF pls go
Google says I'm an hour and 12 minutes away so never mind not going.
Don't know why I live in Galveston and have the 281 area code and your in magnolia and have the same area code
>>591421201
He lives on mars duh -.-
BUMP bump bump
bumppppppppp
>>591421723
BUMP I'm calling now. Any effect op?
Olay
>>591420205
Did you park next to the red car?
>>591421843
AHAAHAHH GIRL AT THE FRONT IS FREAK>>591422081
ING OUT
>>591421843
Yeah, everyone is getting annoyed, it's not a constant ringing but it's still annoying.
>>591422521
Someone should call and describe her to herself
>>591422521
Follow her at a distance that lets her know you're following her, but isn't harrasingly close. Say nothing, just stare. If she approaches you, back up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SG9AnGp7L6
>>591420608
oH YOU WERNT JOKING
>>591422714
This this this this this this
Bonus points for Hannibal Lecter impersonation
Describe the girl at the desk to her and freak he out.
>>591422691
I'm here. Meet me in the mens locker room by the sinks. Don't wash your hands. Just use the hand drier
>>591422819
what the fuck
>>591422884
I would do it if i was from murica
>>591422819
what the fuck
>this entire thread is just one person replying to himself
>>591422819
wtf?
One of you fags at the gym post a video of the ringing and the front desk
Here you faggot http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1062607384
>>591422953
She's black
>>591422819
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SG9AnGp7L6
lel
>>591423125
Somebody should do it
Does anybody know her name? I really wanna hear somebody do a Hopkin's Lecter and tell her you won't be on the line long enough for her to trace the call
>>591423396
ayy lmao
>>591423396
>http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1062607384
kekekekekekeke
>>591413374
Shut up newfag, were in it for the lulz
She called me back!
I reckon the guy works there.
Keep calling until they snap and don't even use their "thank you for calling" spiel and just yell at you, then pretend to be an actual customer and ask to speak to the manager
>>591420608
Everybody should call and just describe her
>>591423455
You just called a friend m8
>>591423281
check the poster count, newfag
>>591424005
What did she say?
>>591422819
Lost top Keks when that guy went and knew /b/ then rekt you.
Somebody call and ask if the weekly fight club is still meeting in their basement
Repeat call, escalating further into Tyler Durden impersonation
Don't worry, I'm already tipping my own fedora
>>591424279
>Implying it's real
>>591422996
I'm the none with the blue shorts and the white t-shirt, I'm by the treadmills
>>591424241
You're the fucking newfag , post counts are deactivated
>>591424275
She just went "hello? Hello?!" And I didn't say anything and then I cut the line.
>>591417975
fuck you
this has lulz
Is this actually happening? OP post proof.
>>591424389
>>591422996
You fags going to have buttsex or something
>>591424417
Not on mobile they're not
Why can't we text them?
Just called and played a horrible Asking Alexandria song
>>591424664
Op here
Its habbening
Call and say your looking for a tanning booth and need to get as black as Whoopi Goldberg
>>591424770
because you are a fucking idiot
>>591424389
well fuck stop browsing /b/ and run
>>591424840
Post a video.
Good ol' FM 1488
I miss living in magnolia
>>591424770
lolwut
Do you know how phones work?
>>591424878
Kek this im for
>>591424897
Seriously, why not?
>>591425055
because you didnt finish your vegetables
>>591425035
I thought it was a mobile, sorry. My bad
>>591425055
Magik
>>591424962
I'm running while browsing /b/, real men can do more than one task at the same time.
>>591411391
op I go to this same gym homie
i called like 20 times nigger you having a good work out
>>591411391
This I can deal with.
>>591424710
Only newfags browse /b/ on mobile phones
>mfw you're not behind proxies
>>591424417
Nigger, are you fucking stupid?
>>591425425
check these squints
>>591424279
>implying get that buttmad is recking
>>591424878
Doing this for the keks
>>591425393
Mandatory attendance.
>>591425540
Screenshot of /b/ from 5 months ago doesn't prove anything
>>591418485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
Is this you?
>>591425479
I browse in incognito haaa
/thread is shit no one posting the recordings.
>>591424878
This.
>>591425540
I thought they had a mobile phone hooked up to a stereo. I'm sorry
>>591425479
using >mfw
no reaction image
>mfw
>>591425652
I can be there in like 90 minutes. With a friend whose about to leave for basic at the moment. I called for John.
>Hello thank you for calling faggot gym
>yes may I speak to John?
>John who?
>JOHNSJSKDJSJWOWOSOFKDMEKEK
She shrieked hahaha
>>591424878
Prepare phones for this
>>591425776
Kek
>>591425776
Stop the b8 m8
>>591425908
Being this retarded
>mfw
op ore screensots of gym
>>591426143
>mfw
>>591425776
>>591425776
Scroll to the bottom of the page you fucking dickbrain.
>>591425908
i trol u gud
>>591425776
THIS IS BEYOND BAIT
>>591424878
>Whoopi Goldberg
Down for this
Kek
>>591426283
You should an hero
I just asked what time they opened and then screamed
>>591426207
>tfw
>>591425776
Confirmed eurofag.
The dating system is american you dick for brains. Use the simple reasoning you were born with instead of claiming something without second thought like a 15 year old.
>>591426693
>Falling for bait
>>591426682
>yfw
>>591426693
>being this retarded
It says 2015 faggot
>>591426859
>mfw
>>591426859
>wfy
Too much bait going on in this bred
This thread is going slow people! We need more rerecordings and op post more pics> I didnt scream in the phone at a lady for nothing and someone call and describe her
>>591426167
>>591426974
>>591426833
>i-implying i didnt mean to fall for the bait
>>591422819
Do you even fucking lift?
>>591427218
>why didn't you record it faggot
>>591427334
Because i dont have a mic
>>591427289
It's ok anon, it happens to all of us
But to maintain my street cred I have to call you a faggot
Faggot
The girl there seemed annoyed.
Shieeet, I just called her with some earrape. I could hear it from my end. I use a service which doesn't record the call, so sorry fellow phags.
>>591427697
Were screaming at her literally yelling
>>591427697
how come everyone else got the girl, and I got some bro who sperged over the phone and began spouting dank memes?
>>591428037
Wait did you actually
We all thought you just called a friend
>>591411391
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1062609767
>>591427697
This is why I love you /b/ros
op imma make you shit your pants of laughter you will see when i call
>>591411391
>need proof you're at gym, have autodialer i've used for radio contests
taking a piss and getting a beer, you got till then to deliver or fuck this thread
>>591428165
Yes, I did. I don't know anyone IRL that goes on 4chan.
I don't even regular /b/, i usually go on /fit/ /trv/ /x/ /p/ and sometimes /s4s/
Call and pretend you think it's a suicide hotline. Ask how far to turn the nozzle on your helium tank. Post results.
Called her... Conversation went like this
"Hi, is this GameStop?"
"No"
"Ohh well what is it"
"Golds gym"
"I suppose you don't have any battle toads?"
"I'm sorry but we don't your the second person to ask that today haha but no you have us confused with a different place we must have similar numbers haha"
"Ohh my bad, goodbye"
"Goodbye"
"I see black people" I whispered as I hung up
Your move /b/
>>591428308
>Biiiiitch, shut you mouf!
Lost it
>>591428308
>http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1062609767
WINRAR
>>591428551
No no, the best thing to do is ask "Is this the suicide hotline?" then when they say no scream "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" and play the gunshot sound effect you have queued up on your computer
>>591428584
>I see black people
>>591428400
Where can I get the autodialer?
What's it looking like over there, OP?
OP, how's the workout going?
Is the squat rack free enough for you?
YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING CARDIO
>>591418833
Zay Tonday? Are you ripping off Tay's name? Did you create a song called Vanilla Sleet?
Game Stop Battle Toad anyone?
OP go complain about the annoying phone.
OP, when you leave, lean in close, stare intently and ask "...do you have Battletoads?"
The run away backwards screamin "WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB" like Zoidberg
>>591428584
haha
>>591429170
>Vanilla Sleet
10/10
>>591429224
this
do it fagget
>>591411391
NYPA faggot
wow everybody now we cant raid she is calling the cops
>>591429241
hahahaha fucking lost
>Toppest keks of 2015
>>591428992
Chaos. Most of the people left, this fat guys screaming at Jessica.
>>591429241
THIS! DO IT FAGGOT!
>>591429349
Not from your country so I'm still game :P
>>591429339
>>591429349
Cops will show up, file the complaint and not do anything. They can't really do anything about prank callers, and it's not worth the resources anyway
>>591429393
Post video
>>591429393
I take it Jessica is the girl that greets at every call?
>>591429210
>>591429241
This.
I've already rung requiring battle toads.. They dont have them.
>>591429449
Same here. I'm having a blast. Battle Toad Blast.
>>591429393
Let us see please
>Not recognizing the model of vehicle OP drives based on the hood, and calling to tell the gym that this is all OPs doing and getting his membership revoked instead
/b/ wtf happened to you? What happened to not your personal army? You have lost your way.
>>591428959
phonemyphone(dot)com
>>591411391
ive got your back man
>>591429349
dont cri m8
>>591429449
also this
Anddd someone should call saying hi they guy on the treadmill is getting people to prank call you, he parked near the red car.
>>591429697
Fuck off.. We gain lulz of this shit.. If we don't then we don't take part. That's how /b/ has always been faggot cancer.
GameStop
1 9 0 6 6 3 2 7 0 3 6
Vocaroo results
THEY HAVE BATTLETOADS. Just ask for DAVID!!! He'll help you out!!
>>591430017
Exactly!
send the nigger pineapple pizza
http://www.yellowpages.com/search?search_terms=Pizza&geo_location_terms=Magnolia%2C+TX
>>591429637
>>591429493
Working on it
>>591429697
This isn't a personal army request, it's for lulz you dumb ass
>>591429349
The cops dont give a fuck were all in different states and countries so what are they going to do?
>>591417942
Are you Cicada 3301
>>591430196
order pizza to a gym...?
>>591420608
Someone fucking call describing her
>>591430510
Yup
I rung saying
"Hey Jessica, I seem to be trapped inside vending machine, I laughed at some gorilla in the toilet and him and his mini joe Pesci jammed me inside the vending machine. Can you help me please Jessica, im otherwise going to tear your ass up with my sausage."
She hung up proclaiming cops where notified
>>591430311
you are now a member for figuring that out, enjoy your stay
Some bitch named Shannon answered the phone and I got nervous and hung up :/
>>591430510
They must be hungry after all the workout
Hi i'm looking for battletoads
I just called again. They figured out it was us guys
Everyone call while playing this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re874wpTHWI
>>591430763
Gayyyyyy
>>591430958
wat did they say?
>>591430594
she called to help right
>>591430594
Fucking kek!!
>>591429596
If I ever start a business I'm buying a copy of Battletoads just in case of situations like this
>>591430993
Rick roll them
"Do you even lift"
"Kek"
I swear down I lost my shit when the guy said that
After I gained composure he said
"So you wanna buy some battle toads"
OMG beeee I swear a /b/ro is working there right now and we will hear from this later after he posts a thread hahaaha
>>591430510
Order a whole fuckton of them and say it's for a staff party
>>591431070
Dudes name was ryan. I asked about a piece of equipment. It was...battle something. But he was like yeah toads i know 4chan forward slash b forward slash. Then said ask for shane or something. I hung up cause no lulz
Is it possible OP works there?
>>591430958
Fuck. NEW PLAN. GAMESTOP AGAIN. (847) 550-0918
LOCATION IF YOU WANT TO SEND THEM PIZZA : 799 W Main St, Lake Zurich, IL 60047
>>591431235
probably OP who hates his work.
Just called,
The guy said to tell you all to ask for Chris. Supposedly his name was Chris and he was pissed the fuck off. Kek
>>591431160
"Hi this is Gold's-"
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"
"NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"
........
has anyone considered
that this random guy "David" that seems to be shouting all these dank memes.
the guy from
>>591431235
>>591428037
>>591422819
what if david is op
>>591431284
the delivery time was 2 hours :(
>>591431553
>what if david is op
>InceptionBWAA.wav
Another song for you guys to use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXx1qCIgQY
>>591411391
>Thank you for Calling Golds This is Shannon
>Yes, hello Shannon, So I have a question
>I'm going to be in your area This weekend and was wondering, since I have a pass here, can I use your gym?
>Yes, get a travel pass
>ok and one more thing
>Yes?
>Can I play BattleToads while I'm there?
>...
>Click
>>591431553
Theory. David is op. Wanted to piss of lady coworkers for lulz. Got us to do it. Is op really such a fag for that?
>>591431755
Even better, they'll think we got bored and stopped and then BAM! 40 pizzas
>>591431827
Are you kidding? I would respect him even more that's fucking hilarious
>>591431820
oh my fucking sides!
>>591413389
Fucking kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xHx3L8wyGp
>>591431160
This
>>591431936
Do it
http://www prankdial com/listen/1062612402
Poor Shannon, no keks.
>>591431418
Sure
>>591432098
Beta af
>>591432021
I called and yelled "niggers" then did a slam metal pig squeel into the phone. She sighed said something about cops. I said sorry i cant hear you what was that. She started to talk i interupted with another rip ass pig squeel she sighed and hung up. I sort of love op for this one
>>591432098
Oh my
>>591432142
I wish people would stop doing this. Spam filter doesn't really block urls unless they're shit like tiny.cz.rus shit like that
So I'm from Michigan what is the best way to call this place without my number showing
I really wanna tell the girl I just popped a fatty when I heard her voice. I only have my phone so I doubt I could record ir
>>591432490
*67 before the number when you dial
>>591411391
You are far too close to me. Live in spring. Used to hang around that area all the time. Especially target.
>>591432142
That would have been hilarious if you had just played a super bass heavy song at full volume
>>591432490
Don't be a pussy they're not gonna do anything
>>591432713
She hung up before the bass dropped )':
>>591432490
skype and withhold caller id
>>591413389
>>591428308
>randomly screaming
can one of you weeaboos record this, im really curious as to how the fuck the person on the other line responds
NEW THREAD
>>591432739
>>591432739
>>591432739
Someone jack off on the phone and post it with vocaroo
>>591432490
Doesn't matter if they know your number, you're in Michigan. Even if they decided to be huge pricks and try to take action against you, they would first have to backtrace your number and all that shit, and even then the cops they would call wouldn't have jurisdiction where you are. Also prank calls aren't a crime
So I rung up and said hi my name is Christopher Poole and I left my wallet in the gym 2 days ago and I was wondering if anybody picked it up.
"Hold ok sir I'll just check,"
I swear down I heart some guy in the other end losing is shit saying
"Listen whatever battle toads are we don't have them, there's no performance enhancer called battle toads. Goodbye"
Hahahahahahah
The girl came back and said we found a wallet it was left here 3 days ago and the name is Chris but the last name does no match
I told her that it was okay, iust to take the condom out of the side pocket and to go fuck your self because Christopher Poole does not get stole from!!!
Hung up
>>591432940
Liar .... It hasnt 404ed
>>591433116
Soon...>>591433116
>>591433091
Yeah he only steals. And even then he only steals from Japanese websites
NEW THREAD
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>>591422819
BTFO
T
F
O
>>591433091
kek
>>591433091
o lol
>>591433322
posting in a 404 thread?
> mind blown
>>591411391
Lol
I'll archive this