My dog was being really aggressive so I had to put him in the kennel, how do I calm him down?
I don't think this rocket engine will be strong enough.
im no veteran but I think you should put a blanket over the kennel and give him time. he'll settle.
also does anyone know how to fix toilets?
OP please announce the space program's budget has been cut and can no longer actively engage in interstellar activities.
All resources have been allocated to the underwater exploration program.
I ONLY HAVE ONE ROCKET ENGINE THAT WON'T SUPPORT ITS WEIGHT AND THE ONLY BALLOONS I HAVE ARE WATER BALLOONS, I CAN NOT DO THE SPACE PROGRAM DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING, I AM SORRY
Brb putting it in the pool.
here you go anon. I wish I was there for this thread
>>THE ONLY BALLOONS I HAVE ARE WATER BALLOONS
welp OP, I guess it's not like one couldn't put something besides water in them there balloons(which, be honest, we all know are really condoms). 9_9
eh they're only really hostile towards eachother.. constantly fighting & screeching in the dead of the night
they also love to fucking run along your roof.. I've lived at 4 houses in my life & they've made a ruckus at each one
Do it ! (but summon Cthulhu instead)
shit what's funny? I just meant to say that they make a lot of noise every night
that's alright mate, I didn't realise that ausfags are the only people who have to put up with the sneaky devils
oh deary me. I haven't had to deal with their piss but fucking hell I can't believe I forgot about their horrible shitting habits.. they shit all over the place i swear
I don't have that syringe anymore, that picture is like two years old from when I had my last dog, I still have the rocket engine though so I just used that pic.
Sure, whats broken on it? Also, that's a sink, only good for pissing.
holy fuck I did not see that. Camo chicken mate he means business. it's 5:30 in the morning but I'm not going to sleep until you put that chook into the cage with old mate
this thread is getting better & better
That's my pet duck, there's something wrong with him though and he can't fly so he lives in the pool.
He doesn't like it in the cage, but he doesn't mind roosting on it.
That only leads to more questions, was your last dog the same breed and what has it to do with the syringe no longer being in your ownership.
Also your dog appears to be infested with evil spirits..can you perform an exorcism?
You didn't think that through did you?
Last dog was the same breed, I took him for a walk to the park though and he ran up a tree and wouldn't come down.
Now that sounds like a challenge.
OPs some kind of aussiefag or something who apparently lives in a shack, down by the outback
chunder, OP might be crocodile dundee
construct something to let this majestic duck take to the skys once again
if only for a moment
a second of flight followed by death is much more honorable then a life on the ground
A flight program for aerially challenged ducks....for the love of god yes I am.
OP, is this you? Have you been to New York City before?
Give me blueprints, I got a garage full of shit.
Because what the fuck is going on!? Did you not see the picture of the chicken eating pizza while standing on the cage with the possum in it with apples? Also he keeps calling the possum a dog and the chicken a duck and his house is dirt as fuck
have you tryed talking to our lord and savior
Larry the Patron Saint about your state of confusion son?
Also since people thought my duck was a chicken and a lot of you don't know what animals look like, this is what a chicken looks like.
make a sling!
here you go
tattoo is optional though
ok see that small wooden circle bottom left?
cut a whole in the middle which will be the ducks cockpit find a fay to secure Captain Quack in securely .
Proceed to highish vantage point
throw the ship like a Frisbee
possibly tape trash bag to the top of disk for emergency parachute
L Ron Hubbard was 67 feet tall and fired mucus out of his fingers you know.
While this thread has provided me with some laughs, I have decided to abandon for the simple reason that OP cannot or refuses to deliver on simple requests. Hence OP is troll master extreme.
Holy Jesus OP.
Might want to make some dog stew OP.
Or maybe roast your pet duck...
I was going for more of a Christian Bale in the Machinist look.
You just can't see the mess in that pic, also I don't really use the bathroom outside of chucking a shit/piss so there's not much of a reason for there to be stuff everywhere.
My chicken died when it was young and before its wings could develop, it was a sad day.
Also I kinda want to do the trebuchet idea, but the last one I made took a while to make (they need to be pretty solid or else the whole weight shifting fucks them). so idk. Might make one tomorrow if I cbf, but don't think I will be making one tonight as I am nearly out of alcohol.
Well thanks op, I laughed, I cried...I masturbated a little.
But all good thing's come to an end.
Fare thee well.
Well he knows maxmofo, they did a few videos together, so maybe that's him. Honestly, no one really knows.
Maybe make this OP.
Also, would love to see your duck fly. You know ducks can fly maybe 15 feet or so... By making him a catapult of some sort, you would be fulfilling his lifes dream, to soar high and far...
that's not a possum you ruh-tards. that's like a sugar glider or some shit. maybe a chinchilla. and that stupid rooster has talons = would kill the chinchilla if it got to it.
OP is hammered on Liquor and ran out of his schizophrenia meds.
I know this, because I am Jesus reborn OP. BTW, Mom was NOT a virgin, and my brothers were dicks. I was going to do the whole "fight the antichrist" thing but ya know, fuck that noise. Earth's pretty chill right now, not like before. People don't stink now, there isn't piss and shit piled in the streets in most places now. It's really not so bad. And OMFG white bread and filtered beer. Those guys are in Heaven, their the real saint. Oh, and air conditioning. Oh my me, I think that guys in hell for being a major asshole, but I'm gonna give him a reprieve soon. Oh, and PANTS! Wow I love pants. I mean, we all wore potato sacks around back then, and it was so shitty in the desert with your balls stuck to you all the time...
I think that's about it guys, I would like to do more but I'm not really for blatant animal cruelty (though I still kinda want to do the duck trebuchet experiment) or whatever and it's 4am so I'm kinda limited here.
It's a DOG you stupid faggot, read the thread!
Really though it's a Possum, not an Opossum. Look that shit up. OP's Jesus Christ christian bale form Australia or some shit. They got different possums.
Go to bed Jesus Christian Bale.
Build Catapult/Trebuchet tomorrow.
Take pics, teach your Duck to fly farther than before (it's not gonna hurt the duck unless you shoot him at a wall). Document all and post pics tomorrow night.
Also buy more liquor in the morning.
Moot's not the antichrist, that was Steve Jobs, but I gave him cancer so that faggots gone and I can chillax in NYC and eat pizza.
OMFme, pizza, that guy who made NY piza is in heaven aby. The chicago pizza guy is in hell though, fuck that guy.
I've already notified the Australian Federal Police of this thread, and sent all of OP's photos to the AFP.
Animal cruelty is harshly punished in Straya.
>and ran out of his schizophrenia meds.
Close, an acquaintance of a friend stole my Benzos and I'm going through withdrawals and can't sleep.
It's a possum m8.
Yeah, that's why I said it's a DOG.
THIS is an possum (note the long rat-tail).
this is one of your filthy 'murcan possums
notice the difference betwixt the Australian Possum and the 'murcan "possum"? The Australian Possum is cute, useful, nice and classy. The 'murcan "possum" is a savage beast.
Oh that's super shitty OP.
For sleep, beer, melatonin and a benadryl (diphenhydramine) all at the same time might help. No caffeine, at all, no stimulants. Get some weed if you can afford it.
OP here, these possums used to live all over my neighborhood but new residents knock down all the trees to make use of the relatively large land size of the blocks here, so they end up in my backyard and roof, I relocate them to a nearby (large) park.
not even your dubs can help you
>pic related is a chinchilla
Their actually giant pussies that play dead, and if born in captivity, they make decent pets. They also taste OK.
literally crying tears
Please post when done.
alt+prtscn and fotoshoop. Actually very easy, but a bit time consuming.
I think he just spilled it all though.
dude get you know very rapid benzo withdrawal can cause seizures right? be careful with that shit, you might want to try to get something if you were using daily so you don't fucking die. tapering is always the safe way to go
Gotta make em big so people can read them.. Also, 360kb is because I saved it on a higher setting, which is not called for.
I capped this one too. Thought it was funny, but that was easy because it was a story.
Maybe best not to freak him out while he has no benzos to calm down...
Also, I've done benzo withdraw. It's normally just really annoying and you get a lot of anxiety, rapid heart beat. Beer and liquor helps a bit.
Yeah I'm aware, I've got an appointment to get another script tomorrow. Drinking helps deal with it from my experience.
I gave the one in the OP picture a small scratch on the head and lightly petted him through the cage, he seemed frightened though so I didn't do it anymore as I didn't want to stress him out.
There was one I caught a while ago that was actually quite friendly and didn't seem bothered by me patting it.
6.4 Mb of size, pussy 4 chin only accepts 4, no can do hombre
Heroin isn't really that dangerous as a thing anon, it's the fact that it's illegal and the purity is never the same that cause overdoses for the most part. If legal, then the anon shooting up would always know what does and would never OD.
Also, if you just do a little 1st every time you get new, and wait a few min, then you can gauge purity.
dude do you hang around Wolf Creek? you should if not think you'd fit in