le about to get shot man :^)

Poking fun at a man who shot in cold blood, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>591339778

welcome to /b/

>surrendering

France at their finest.

>>591339778

Praising hitler who cold blood murdered half the yurup.
WTF is wrong with U /b?

>>591339325
jazz hands!

>>591339778
people'll start making fun of this soon anyway so i just started now
just like with every terrorist attack or tragedy

and you should probably leave /b if this is too muchh for you already

>>591339891
kek'd

>>591339325
le new ebin meme :-)

Thought he'd already been shot, possibly a few times. So how can he be 'le about to be shot man' , retard.

>>591340144
the fact that he had already been shot doesn't alter the fact that he is still about to be shot again.

>>591340246
Although I keep hearing the 'le head shot' missed and he died from leg injuries from the shots before he was shot

>>591339325
>my sides

>>591339325
lel i really really like this picture, can i safe it?

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>>591339325
now a meme

This is not funny guys...

>>591341236
kek

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le stop hammertime man

>>591341236
you're right it's hilarious

can i get the video or whatever this is from? im assuming its someone from the paris thing going on

>>591339971
GOLD!

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>>591341529

>>591341529
jesus fucking christ YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE INTERNET. IT'S THE BIGGEST STORY ON THE INTERNET.

>>591341332
lost my shit

>>591341697
im lazy as fuck lol

somebody please shop it to make it a check'em picture

>>591341665
why thank you kind anon

Go /b/ go!!

Anybody care to share some more material around it?

>>591342058
>>591341665
they just did

It was fake

>>591339891
Actually the cop was from arabic origin

Let's them maymays.

>>591339325
>not united states
>nobody cares

>>591342058
go to /pol

>>591341665
some based anon able to make an mlg spoof out of this?

>>591342305
>9/11 jokes
>vietnam jokes
>boston marathon jokes

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>>591339325
> woke up and see the news
> been reading since an hour about the terrorist and related shit
> "what a terrible thing..."
> come to /b/
> see this
> mfw

No offensive to the French police because I don't mean anything by it, but why were they so incompetent? They didn't seem prepared for this situation at all and they've allowed two/three gunmen to remain at large for over a day now.

>>591341665

The audio makes this much more chilling

>"You wanted to kill me huh!?"
>"No, I'm good boss"

>>591339891
You sound american. Remember that one time France saved your country from the brits?

>>591339778
Why are you even on /b/ faggot?

>>591342855
Only a fool doesn't fear the French.

> Britbong
> plenty of time to take the piss out of my frog neighbours
> even more actual respect for them

Entente cordiale doesn't go far enough as far as I'm concerned. We've been knocking shit out of eachother for more than a thousand years and we've come out the other end together. So much shared history, so much influence on eachothers cultures. I want to see Entente Fraternel within my lifetime.

hello, i'm a surrender burgueez amerifag !

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bump
can someone shop it to a check'em picture? like photoshop the face and the hands in

REMOVEKEBAB

>>591343412
This

>>591342763
You're english is very offense to everyone.

While Eurotopia is under fire what does Burgerclap do to save them?

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>>591343558
>You're english is very offense to everyone.

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Ahmed Merabet, 42, a muslim police officer

>>591343892
at least he has the honour to become a meme now

>>591343892
Can someone please photoshop his face in OP's picture?

>>591339778
Fuck off faggot

He's not even kill

>>591344150
Yeah better than most people... Better legacy than nothing

>>591341236

Fuck off you prick. It is funny.

>>591344258
That is his face in OPs picture you fucking autist.
Captcha polak

>>591339325

Can someone photoshop him holding up a white flag?

>>591344409
are you an autist?

>>591342193
>arab
So he's french?

Hands up dont shoot? I can't breathe?

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>>591344573

>>591342855
Yea and remember that time they called in the favor for the US to go to vietnam?

We had no business there.

>>591339778
newfag

>>591342558
>but still nobody cares.

>>591341665
holy shit rent-a-car for 29 cents??

>>591341784
im gonna be the first to do it, bet money

>>591345675
first to do what???

>>591345562
>europe
>cents

>>591345675
oh please do it kind anon
my photoshop skills are non-existant

>>591341332
kek

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>be me
>live in polen
>kebabs rarely
mfw

>>591345840
yeah, didnt you go to grade 2 faggot?

>>591339325

OP is a disrespectful cunt

>>591345840
The Euro has cents you gigantic faggot.

The pound and other currencies in certain European countries might not have cents, but the majority of European countries do because they have the Euro. Or is that too much geography for an amerifat?

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>>591339778
Hello newfriend welcome now leave

>>591345840
ikr also
>Rental Car
>Kalashnikovs

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>>591346022
nice dubs! :^)

>>591345844
i did it but i wont be postin it

>>591346022
stop hurtin muh feelings :^(

Thank you for upholding the law, upholding peace, and giving the ultimate sacrifice

>>591346243
please :^(

>>591339325
>mfw jazz hands

>>591342436
Hate to say it but we need this.

>>591346022
and you are the mayor of Faggotville

>>591344350
he's not dead? sauce?

>>591346408
fuck off im making my own thread with it, you can find it there. but dont forget to drop a like and subscribe!

>>591346612
linke it here so i can upboat

>>591345179
Yeah, right, USA went to Vietnam because of France.

Open a freaking history book damnit.

>>591346555
The bullet misses him. He plays dead.

>>591339325
go to /s4s/

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>>591343892
Collaborator.

>>591342855
hardly

>>591346685
>open american book
>"it's because of the french"
>ok

>>591345970
Why would kebab migrate to a country which is just as bad as theirs?

>>591339778
newfags , /b/ is fucking full of newfags. gtfo faggot

>>591344350
he is kill, but not due to that.

eternal bleeding caused his death

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>>591346366
He didnt want to tho. Thats why he put his hands up.

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>>591346789

Difference between Murica and yurop

>>591342193
[citation needed]

>>591341665
any sauce with audio?
I can only find censored shite

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>>591339325

>>591341665
he didnt even get the head, was like some cheap middle elbow shot without looking

>>591346843
even worse at least kebab is not communist

>>591347060
it's everywhere m8 if you look

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2901681/Hero-police-officer-executed-street-married-42-year-old-Muslim-assigned-patrol-Paris-neighbourhood-Charlie-Hebdo-offices-located.html

Source with audio
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1420632668

HELLO /b
hello /b

This epic maymay was created by /s4s.
OP is a mean meme thief.

You can find the original thread here >>>/s4s/2952474

Have a nice day! :^)

I'm not even remotely thinking that most in here are able to think logically and that they are just jumping on the bandwagon of hating on muslims because it's in the media and super edgy to be racist but there's always one thing you have to think about - who benefits from such actions?

And that's where you have to search for the culprit, the attackers shit on islam and they killed a muslim security guard.

They were packed with automatic rifles, that is hard to get in an european country like france.

Most people are just hyping with it because it's relevant atm in two weeks no one will give a shit about him and the people who died, people are fucking idiots.

>>591339778
Seems like Le Charlie wasn't bulletproof either.

>>591347503
I'm the same OP.
I'm protecting my own meme from being stolen

>>591347023
there's gunfag here too
well at least in germany, no idea about frogfags
that shit is just so random you are never prepared when it hits

>>591347571
>that is hard to get in an european country like france
No, 600€ on black market
>dat communism collapse
>dose unexistant EU borders

>>591347503
see
>>591347781

now feel the burns

>>591339891
Top fucking kek

>>591347023
Yes. All those guns you have prevent all those shootings you have on a weekly basis.
>muriturds

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>>591347571
The people who would ultimately benefit from it are likely to be the same cretins that fight in Syria; just looking for profit from anarchy.
I don't see any international conspiracy in it and if you do, the tin foil is tied down a but too tight.

>>591348251
The ultimate goal is hatred and war, otherwise there's no money to make.
Do you really think the european union will continue to stay like it is?
Every fuckin country one after another is collapsing and with it the euro, first greece who went apeshit against germany and the others will follow, you just need someone to blame.

>>591347106
there is nothing in the audio version. There are gun shots, then the cop say like "aaaaaaargh..." A terrorist say "you wanted to kill me?" and the cop answerded "no "chef" (french expression) it's fine" like "ok dude i take a bullet in the stomach, i can't do anything now, leave me alone" and the terro shoot him. And he scream "we have revenge the prophet"

Fucking terrorist

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Best black and white version becomes new meme

>>591339325
Before the incident there were conflicts between the EU and Israel over the recognition of Palestine. I'm not saying the jews did it but you got to say it happened at a very suspicious time to anger Europe.

>>591346132

vry ofnsve, pls remove

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>>591347023

more like

>>591341332
my sides

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>>591341665
fuck humanity, he records a helpless man but has no balls to help him.
faith in humanity destroyed.. -.-

>>591347023
Yeah right, how many school shootings in America per week? Cunts

>>591349254
Oshit anon my sides

>>591349079
and looking at them phone guy could have even called them assholes and watch while they fail to even hit that window he's at
and the cop was even worse, did he even have a gun or was he throwing stone at them?

>>591349780
>balls
>against three kalashnikovs

>>591349254
Also I support his. We need a black and white 9gag tier meme

>>591341665
Nigga i need an actual video, Webms don't work for me

didnt the ak guy miss? I know the cop was shot already but it looks like the shitskin failed that headshot

>>591349888
he could at least go up to him and ask him if he needs help, or try to calm the ak people, i bet they had their reasons, but no... just recording without even trying to talk about it...

im just dissapoint

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>>591339891

>>591349780
>-.-

fuck off back to youtube comments, underaged retard

>>591349958
Conspiracy. Its all fake. This is a setup. The cop is an actor. You are all fools

*adjusts tin hat*

>>591349780
Yeah, he should have thrown his camera at them, that would have shown them.

>>591350104
no arguments so you have to talk about the way I type... sad man

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>>591349780

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This thread cut me

Too many edges

need sound

>>591350231
that wouldnt help, thats to agressive, he should have go up to them and talk like normal people do

>>591339891
The guy already had a dozen of AK bullets in the belly at this point.
What could have he done?

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>>591339891
new maymay xD

>>591339891
The result would be the same if he was americunt cuz he would just fall on his fat and not be able to get up

>>591348039
Go to youtube and you'll find an endless video selection of nigs and thugs getting blasted by gun owners here

>>591349955
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc6_1420632668

>>591349780
> -.-
> what a shitty bait

>>591341665
I would of stand at the top of the roof and be like look at my dick sand nigger! SAND NIGGER LOO K AT MY DICK YOU WANT TOSUCK IT and twirl it around

>>591346975
This. Nerve gas caused the eternal bleeding, resulting in death. RIP in peace

>>591349780
Fuck off please

faggots

>>591349537
Fuck off you sober, pig fucking sandnigger

>>591350929
>>591350326
I know you people are already so brainwashed that you think, that someone could never have the view like me..

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>>591350252
i don't care about what you think i just don't want underaged newfags like you posting on 4chan. using facebook-tier smiley faces is enough proof of that. your apparent morals are also a clear indicator of you being a normalfag. fuck off to reddit.

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> ITT: Bismuth

why u you newfags biting that bait. /b/ is full of tards

>>591339325
You sure are an edgy one you fucking faggot

>>591351227
how come you know how they write on facebook, I bet you are a newfag with over 1000 facebook friends, cuz..

>>591351227
cringe

>>591349597
Topkek unrated post.

>>591350339
>>591351292
If that seems edgy to you, you must be new to this planet

Hey Jamal i've got a great idea, i'm going to buy Ak's

For what rashid?

You know, sometimes people make drawings against islam, i just want to be ready.

Oh okay rashid that's a great idea!


OH NO A DRAWING *DRDRRRR*BRRRRRR*


Sometimes i wonder if people purposely stop thinking if something is about rape, terrorism or has something to do with children.

They are emotional subjects, that's why they are so effective. If you compare this one to the one danish(?) guy who draw the bombturbanmohammed, you have to think about why did this went so smooth, things like this have to planned.

The reaction of the people with the danish guy was real, this here - that was just business and some rich people playing with the european union, the ultimate goal is to crumble the euro and break them apart.

>>591351726
No, it's just edgy.

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>>591351292
>>591351414
I can't believe people on 4chan find this tame shit edgy. I mean come on. What happened to this place?

>>591349597
needs one of ameritard applauding

>>591339325
"Dont shoot i washed for suppa consisting of qwasonts"

>>591352047
Had a rough day today
>be french
>get shot

They are still shooting people!!!!!!!??!??????!?!

>>591349597
underrated

>>591351815
>this here - that was just business and some rich people playing with the european union, the ultimate goal is to crumble the euro and break them apart.
are you serious?
dude those were some idiots with AKs nothing more. What fucking planning are you talking about, and what would they need fucking rich people for? To buy an AK and rent a fucking citroën? the fuck...

>>591339325
Just me that sees the dude wearing an anon mask?

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>>591339971
Top Kek

>>591339778
STFU amd GTFO.

>>591349597
I rarely laugh at the shit on this site but this is brilliant!

>>591339971
>>591341332
>>591349254
This is what I like about /b/

>>591340389
...?

>>591349597
Kek

>>591339325
#mootisnotafraid

>>591345817
#mootisnotafraid

>>591339325
French muslim surrender !
It's not effective >>591340571

>>591345318
#mootisnotafraid

>>591353137
#mootisnotafraid

here we go, video with sound

http://webchoc.com/site/article/view/35542

before he got shot he said " its fine chef" like i don't want to be killed

>>591353354
#mootisnotafraid

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>>591349597
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

this is too much even for /b/

>>591353549
hurr hurr durr
have you been on /b/ for like 2 days?

if you cant handle this go back to 9gag or reddit

>>591353412
"chef" means m8
Note that at this moment he already had a dozen of bullets in the body.
His mind probably wasn't so clear.

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>>591349597

>>591341665
Where is the blood?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>591347571

Muslim detected.

Hating muslims is easy. You don't need the media to find out what these assholes are all about. All you need to do is talk to them about their religion and whatch their response.
I guarantee you, irritation is the very least you can expect the moment they realize you're disagreeing or questioning their beliefs.

>>591351227
but aren't you like 10?

>>591353928
This is real life, not your CoD Black Ops game

>>591349597
Dude that's brilliant

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>>591349597
HOL,LLLLYY Y SHIT DESTRYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYED

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>>591354136
>i wonder how many faggots will fall for this one

>>591353928
clothes... soaked em up it was all body shots

>>591339891
"at least he died doing what he loved"
-Anon

>>591354223
#mootisnotafraid

>>591354392
Its the french, who gives a shit about them

>>591354136
Never played CoD, thanks. But seriously, when you look at all the muslim mass executions there is tons of blood when they get shot in the head.

>>591354520
>implying he was shot in the head.

Fucking turd

>>591354356
The last one was clearly in the head, or not?

It saddens me that this happened in France :^( I like there people, woman, food, culture and language.

>>591341665

Look at this guy at 0:13.

He literally shot the guy on the pavement while casually jogging to his destination.

Didn't flinch, didn't break a fucking sweat, didn't look back not even for a second.

>>591351080
Pig fucking? Don't you realize that's the westerner's job? We don't deal with pigs.

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>>591354588
DUBS CHECKED

>>591354722
Why should he?

>>591354722
Did manage to shoot him either. It's said he passed out when the gun went off so close to his head.

Cop still died from being shot in the leg.

Honestly these ISIS guys are a joke. Come back when you are a really military threat sand niggers. Just bunch of gorillas its funny to watch them parade around

"allah my dick is soo big allah look allah im fucking a pig"

>>591354520
>But seriously, when you look at all the muslim mass executions there is tons of blood when they get shot in the head.

No.
Just look at the one with the people lined lying down being shot to the head one by one.
You just have a small blood flow that slowly leaks from the holes.
In the vid from Paris, you can't see his head due to his position, and the vid isn't long enough for the blood pool to become visible.

>>591354969
just like the USA government that funds them
>nice 69

>>591354358
yup this is it, dat tactics

>>591341236
I'm laughing

Who knows how they found out the name of the 18 years old sdf ??
Qui sait comment les flics ont trouvé le nom du clodo de 18 ans ??

>>591354842
I don't know man.

When I was in the hospital the guy in the bed next to mine died and I just stared at him until they took him away.

What I mean to say is that you may have seen gore and rape threads and whatnot but actually seeing a person die irl is completely different.

I guess after killing a few people you completely shut down emotion and remorse.

>>591355503
He turned himself in

>>591355535
Die? Passed away? Died of a seizure? What was the cause fag.

If he just fell asleep and died then you are a soft cock

>>591349782
145 since 1927
130 of which have 0-2 casualties.

>>591355503
dat trips doe

>>591350501
Holy shit you are gay as fuck

>>591355613
He turned himself in because he saw his name everywhere...

>>591356238
:^D someones angry

>>591355613
And the guy who turned himself in isn't even thue right guy. He just went to the police to tell he was innocent because he was scared to see his name everywhere.

did he ok?

>>591356371
LOLOLOLOL PUSSY ASS BITCH should of just an hero'ed

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>>591343412
Obligatory.

>>591356482
how did they got the name? Was it his stolen car license plate or sumshit

>>591347571
Hating you because you're Muslim is not racist. If we hated you for being Iranian or Pakistani etc.., then that would be racist

>>591349597
i don't get it, can someone explain?

>terrorism in a muslim country

nothing new
french love muslim cocks

>>591356525
>>591356482
read

>>591354747
I think you're being fucked by the pig, in fact.

Oh, the irony.

>>591356647
I heard they found his ID in the car, which makes me think it was his car that was stolen, but then I heard the 18 y/o was homeless, so I'm a bit confused.

>>591356647
I don't know. They got the name of the two brothers because one of them let his id on the car. But nobody knows how they got the name of the third

>>591355766
No man he just coughed a bit and then chilled at his bed and then a doctor came and said he's dead.

Just that.

But it was weird as fuck for me.

>>591356536
Those feels.

>le welcome to 4chan XD

Nice coping mechanism, you fucking pussy.

>>591357118
Well you are the hospital..

And what you haven't been by your grand pa or ma bed when they passed?

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>>591356871
Unlike Britain

>>591341665
If the camera man had a gun he cluld have potentially saved someone

>he had a camera so he might not have helped as well

>>591357338
Most people die in their houses or the hospital.
In truth you are in the place you are most likely to die, so to statistically increase your lifespan, get the fuck out of there, retard.

>>591356536
And that's why EU UKIP faggots.

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>>591339325

>>591341665
well it does look alittle like he missed

>>591339971
Thats something horrible to say anon :(

>>591350473
Pulls out his gun and die during a firefight?
Instead of hoping they won't kill him?

He earned disrespect from the Taliban. He should better should something like "allah uakbar"

>>591356536
This is... vastly romanticized... but oh well, I guess it can't hurt to tell nice stories about friendships.

If you let me dip my baguette in your cup of tea I'll let you shove your beef wellington up my oven.

>>591347023
out of all of your school shooting not one has been solved by civs with guns cos after all amaricans ar piss scared hiding

>>591350660
still 0 terrorist killed by armed civilian even with 300000 trillions assault riffles out there

now fuck off

>>591357904
Go back to CoD.

you can say whatever you want
if a man dies its always sad. humanity is dumb

>>591351891
people grew up

>>591358249
Never played it before.

But if you have the power to surrender, you also have the power to die as a man in hornor.

Thats what happen if you assign sandniggers to the task of a policemen...

>>591357904
It was a lone officer who happened to be in the area and was merely inspecting a rumor of attack (it wasn't confirmed yet, only one call had been received so it wasn't taken very seriously)..
The officer had a rubber bullets gun, but he didn't even have the time to use it anyway, he took a dozen of bullets in the belly upon his arrival on the scene, and was then executed by a headshot.

>>591358789
I swear that sand nigger missed his head from the looks of things

>>591358941
I don't believe you! Say wallah

>>591350366
google "yakety sax"

>>591358668
Are you literally retarded?
You've never been shot, are you?
How is being wounded with several assault rifle bullets in your bodie and thus unable to fight "surrendering"?
Surrendering = willingly ceasing hostilities, not being forced out due to physical incapacitation

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>>591339325
he is now


Le dancing man

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>>591358789
Well, the cops were informed that a attack is actually ongoing. Also the police force arrived at Charlie Hebdo during the attack, so they know exactly that a massacre is happening.

If he only was equipt with a rubber pistole... that's bad for him.

> pic related

>>591358668
>a dozen bullets of ak47 in your body
>the power to do anything but be semi conscious and die in the next 20 seconds

gtfo and stop making stuff up in your head genius, this is real life. You can shrug off ak 47 bullets in real life.

>>591339325

I just read in my local news that htis man was a muslim. Not joking.

>>591359144
Wallllllllaah I swear!

>>591359278
Lol you can't prevent random acts of terrorism its impossibru

>>591359144
Clever post
Also, wallaha billaha

>>591359237
>You've never been shot, are you?

Foggot

>>591358040
Kek'd

>>591351227
how do you cope with being such a faggot on an imageboard, that can't be easy

>>591359278
>Also the police force arrived at Charlie Hebdo during the attack, so they know exactly that a massacre is happening.

That's wrong, nigger.
It was a lone guy who came to inspect a rumor of attack and got brought down by a dozen of shot as soon as he arrived.
The attack wasn't confirmed yet, only one call had been received so far (which mean it was most likely bullshit in the mind of the officer).
The real forces arrived later, but the terrorist had fled.

le rolling on the floor surprise muthufucka man >xDDDD

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just lol at all the people falling for this shit

>>591359461
But you can shoot terrorist instead of recording them
(if you have a gun / ar)

>>591349597
>not liking hotdogs
You're obviously trying too hard to not appear gay, gay guy.

>>591360211
>implying there wont be a new thread if this hits bumplimit

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

>>591360000
Gg queds.

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

oh heaven

In several years, they will ask:
"Do you renember the policeman who surrender?"
"No...?"
"Neither do I"

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

>>591360502
le angry frenchman

>>591360009
It's true

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

sage‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘

>>591360009
OmG

>>591360000
Gg queds

claiming number 300th post

Le Sage

>>591360702
If dubs, nuke Iran

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>>591360009
Faggot

>>591360781
If dubs
Become french
Get shot

>>591356536
>with a little help from our friends
kek the U.S ended WWII.

>>591360781
Fuck it, nuke 'em anyway

>>591360882
That'll do

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Got a better one...

>>591350999

>999
>Devil does a handstand

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>>591350999
Nice dubs

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>>591360700

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>>591360860
>>591360009
Coincidence?

>near end of thread "sage"
European schoolkids are out

this is why i still come on /b/

i just now heard of this shit in paree

>>591360961
...bacon pancakes...???

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>>591349597