New Zealand Thread?
New Zealand Thread.
What are the Kiwis in OZ like? I bet you get a few with big heads aye?
Can Kiwis handle your banter? There was an Irish guy on tv here complaining he couldn't handle the banter in Christchurch.
>There was an Irish guy on tv here complaining he couldn't handle the banter in Christchurch.
Fuck if I had been the guy interviewing him (and I almost was, just missed out). I would have said:
"Sorry, mate, you'll have to do that again, couldn't understand a fucking word you said. You pissed mate?"
"Me, well to say to say I'm not, no I'm not, I'm not mad I'm not to be fair to be fair"
"Pissed meaning drunk"
Watch his face sink and he cries inside:
"I want to go home to the Emerald Isles"
>tfw your girlfriend of almost 4 years is leaving you
time for feels, time to forgive, time to rebuild.
Paraphrasing here but she says because she feels she is neglecting me due to her always working. Then switches to I dont appreciate her and all we ever do is fight and she hates it.
yeah thanks. lol
that sounds almost like my ex.
he also said he is neglecting me (which he was) and thats why he broke up with me.
its for the better, bro. get over her, find someone new. ;)
yeah, gaynazi is looking for someone. ;)
>Im outta your league bruh.
Ah, that's it, she going off to get gangbanged at uni. You been with her through high school and shit? That sucks, you alright, though?
we are always here for you, bro. believe it or not, but you guys on /nzg/ have helped me out a lot during my down time. :)
wait for it, hun. one day there will be someone.
Sucks that you didn't have one of those highschool sweetheart stories where you ended up still married decades later.
But, on the brightside, you got to experience young love. Not everyone does.
it was never gonna last, assuming your two were each others firsts. live and learn, all i have to say. keep on keepin on keep on keep yo,
On phone and got almost nothing, heres my screensaver. its 8:30 but still bright here in wellington how are youre evenings going
Would have been a pretty miserable marriage we didnt have too much in common and she seemed to be unable to hold a conversation I guess the only reason it lasted so long was because I was beta and with my first real girlfriend.
best way to get over some one is to get under some one.
how old are you.
year 10. 13-14?
4 years. 17-18.
still in school? in a new year. 17...
under&ge and bant
i usually refer to uni as school out of habit and i'm starting my third year soon :/
nope nope nope.
if i bent you over and spanked your ass you'd be schooled.
other than that your being educated....
someone ban this fucker pls
it's only been 7 days since i set this new year's res and i'm already having urges to reset my last.fm plays
make another one, therefore you don't need to reset.
Why's that? I made a new account after 6 months of having my first but that was just to change the name.
Haven't been on in a few days, someone bring me up to speed
Had a guy try to convinve me at work today that there were zombies present at the American Civil War.
I don't make a point of punching my customers in the face, no.
Soldiers that just wouldn't go down, allegedly!
They are the best
so anyone here from the hutt valley?
That was probably me...
Almost every non image reply was probably me.
Coz if you was asking I aint got no Kuranui sluts if I did Id probably post them here none of them probably know my name so Id be sweet.
Ah for real, what actually happened in said threads?
They found out she does have a butt hole and another guy posted all the social media stuff he could find of her that was about it.
All over I heard stories about students screwing in the bushes and coming to school drunk when they were still at primary so yknow.
>tfw the only days you don't drink is when the temperature exceeds 30 degrees
Please be good thread tonight, I don't have class tomorrow
here we go... again
Nice trips, Lower or Upper
Wellington isn't all that much better tbh, Welly High is a shithole and the only place I know where you can find an untainted white girl is Onslow but unless you or your parents have a million in cash on them as any given time, good luck trying to talk to them
They're fucking everywhere man, got a car as soon as I could to avoid that shit
mfw not sure if blonde one is/was a guy.
Ah yes, almost forgot about that magical place
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Stay alive for me nz thread, back soon, gotta get silly
Hey, Kiwi's, question for you. I'm white as fuck, there's no hiding it. I want to go to school there, and ideally, if things work out, stay and work and live there. Will I be alright, or is the racism between the Maori people and the whiteys really bad? It's kinda rough on some islands. All the aussies I know hate their natives, and all the Hawaiians I know hate fucking white people (admittedly they have their reasons), actually USfags mostly despise their natives and Canadians seem to as well.
Just wondered if it's calm, or if it's ugly or what.
yes I know you're full, pardon me while I fuck off for a bit.