New Zealand Thread?
New Zealand Thread.
Revive Edition
Reporting In.
Not gonna lie, i found Pink by Boris a bit disappointing
Hello, boys!
NOONA IS MY MAIN BITCH!
>>591079680
:D yey!
>>591079749
whos that now?
Motueka signing in
To many sheep fuckers have moved to Oz.
>>591080323
What are the Kiwis in OZ like? I bet you get a few with big heads aye?
Can Kiwis handle your banter? There was an Irish guy on tv here complaining he couldn't handle the banter in Christchurch.
superior gentleman present.
>>591080567
>There was an Irish guy on tv here complaining he couldn't handle the banter in Christchurch.
Fuck if I had been the guy interviewing him (and I almost was, just missed out). I would have said:
"Sorry, mate, you'll have to do that again, couldn't understand a fucking word you said. You pissed mate?"
"Me, well to say to say I'm not, no I'm not, I'm not mad I'm not to be fair to be fair"
"Pissed meaning drunk"
Watch his face sink and he cries inside:
"I want to go home to the Emerald Isles"
keep this thread alive, guys.
dont kill it.
it is very vulnerable. :)
>>591082245
>it is very vulnerable
Like a self conscious twink?
>>591082245
>>591082468
what is a twink?
>>591082608
Search on google, bro.
>tfw your girlfriend of almost 4 years is leaving you
>>591082832
no im too lazy. :)
just tell me. :)
>>591083025
why?
>>591083025
Did she say why?
>inb4 "I don't listen to her shit"
>>591083110
google images go
you'll like it
>>591083110
>just tell me. :)
Youngish looking hairless guys.
Justin Bieber (without the tats and gangsta shit) would be a prime example.
>>591083025
time for feels, time to forgive, time to rebuild.
>>591083110
>>591083198
Paraphrasing here but she says because she feels she is neglecting me due to her always working. Then switches to I dont appreciate her and all we ever do is fight and she hates it.
>>591083413
She's involved with someone else.
Drop her and get someone better.
A trap or if you have the balls a gaybro.
>>591083587
Im outta your league bruh.
Nah in all seriousness though shes not seeing anyone else but she starts uni this year so she is probably preparing to see someone else.
>>591083319
yeah thanks. lol
>>591083413
that sounds almost like my ex.
he also said he is neglecting me (which he was) and thats why he broke up with me.
its for the better, bro. get over her, find someone new. ;)
>>591083587
yeah, gaynazi is looking for someone. ;)
>>591083733
>Im outta your league bruh.
wot
Ah, that's it, she going off to get gangbanged at uni. You been with her through high school and shit? That sucks, you alright, though?
hamfag reporting in
suffering because dominos gave me a dodgy pizza and now i have the shits
>>591083872
Its been pretty shit for a few months anyway I was considering doing it myself for a while. I have you people Ill cope.
>>591083872
>yeah, gaynazi is looking for someone. ;)
Haha, aint no one looking for me, though.
>>591084049
Because they employ Indians.
has anyone else noticed that the frozen coke at st lukes mc never works
>>591084154
we are always here for you, bro. believe it or not, but you guys on /nzg/ have helped me out a lot during my down time. :)
>>591084316
wait for it, hun. one day there will be someone.
>>591084512
>wait for it, hun. one day there will be someone.
Nah, haha, I'm a forever alone.
>>591084003
Yea we started dating in year 10 went through a lot of the typical high school shit due to us being at high school but I had a feeling this was coming for a while.
>>591084986
Sucks that you didn't have one of those highschool sweetheart stories where you ended up still married decades later.
But, on the brightside, you got to experience young love. Not everyone does.
>>591084986
it was never gonna last, assuming your two were each others firsts. live and learn, all i have to say. keep on keepin on keep on keep yo,
On phone and got almost nothing, heres my screensaver. its 8:30 but still bright here in wellington how are youre evenings going
>>591085308
Would have been a pretty miserable marriage we didnt have too much in common and she seemed to be unable to hold a conversation I guess the only reason it lasted so long was because I was beta and with my first real girlfriend.
>>591085493
>>591085493
ye, its not dark till well after 9pm.
>>591082608
You use it to fix mistakes you done with a pen. Its like a pen eraser basically.
West Auckland signing in
Cant wait to go back to uni in Palmy ffs
>>591085549
Well, live and let live.
Life is a bike you have to keep on riding.
>>591086206
Now I need a new bike
ifyouknowwhatImean.jpg
>>591086327
Yes, yes I do.
Brand new model or second hand?
Hi, My name is A~~~lice!
>>591086560
>>591086327
>>591086206
best way to get over some one is to get under some one.
>>591086560
Well Ill be at school in the Hutt so whatever option I pick I wont have it for long.
>>591086901
Hutt Valley aye?
So you'll have to start dating another 4th former if you want a new model.
>>591086901
how old are you.
year 10. 13-14?
4 years. 17-18.
still in school? in a new year. 17...
under&ge and bant
>>591087295
Weltec m8
not ever school has youngins in it
>>591087755
>Weltec
No person has ever called University or Tafe school in the history of education
Timestamp + blurred/blacked photo of your student ID
>>591087755
plenty of options are in the future.
>>591088236
^this
im a Dunedin fag. Any of you fellow kiwi cunts got some ideas for me?
>>591087638
Think I fucked up ANOTHER attempt.
Gosh.
>>591088236
shit nigga why you so butt flustered
If Im being educated Im being schooled so I call it school and Im yet to get the ID yet as Im yet to go to orientation.
>>591088509
just get her to flash her tits, not like she'll get arrested. but i mean if i guy goes around flashing his dick. watch out.
>>591088236
i usually refer to uni as school out of habit and i'm starting my third year soon :/
>>591088779
was ur girlfriend molested is that why she do this
>>591088597
Surprise surprise, no ID
you maori?
>>591089155
how did i put this in rong thread
>>591088597
nope nope nope.
if i bent you over and spanked your ass you'd be schooled.
other than that your being educated....
someone ban this fucker pls
Aucklander reporting in.
>>591089219
No white as shit just havent gone to orientation yet as I said I havent got a date for it.
it's only been 7 days since i set this new year's res and i'm already having urges to reset my last.fm plays
>>591089721
Do what you want some other culture always has new years coming up just remake it then.
>>591089721
>i'm already having urges to reset my last.fm plays
Why you do this?
>>591089721
make another one, therefore you don't need to reset.
Hey maybe I can move to new zealand. Ummm do you guys accept mexicans in your country?
>>591090234
¿Mexicano?
>>591089804
word. Chinese new year it is
>>591089839
i wish i knew
>>591090174
maybe i should just delete my account
Kiwi's are fucking plebs
>connection errors
here we go...
>>591090853
yeah me too
>>591089721
Why's that? I made a new account after 6 months of having my first but that was just to change the name.
Anyone from Auckland?
>>591090853
>>591090844
>s are fucking plebs
Ekefag reporting in
>>591090234
nope lol theres like 150 here
>>591090974
west nigga
>no adderall in all of nz
Fuck this country
>>591090974
>tfw Central Auckland master race
>>591090957
i'm just different~
>>591091135
You guys get internet?
WEST
IS
BEST
>>591083413
Bro what school do you go to? What uni is she going to?
I've been long distance fucking a 17yo girl that's moving to my city for uni this year, she just turned 18
>>591091775
But we love you just the same.
i like how these thread have gone back to being super comfy
nice
i like it
>>591091986
Doesn't count when it's your daughter you only see on the holidays, weirdo.
>>591091989
thanks, hyung
ily2
>>591091793
Yeah, I do , 5 megs up I think
>>591091986
Im going to weltec shes starting at Vic and I feel as though the fact she is starting uni is probably half the reason.
>>591092182
Stop it, you'll give me diabetes.
>>591092087
She's told me she's got a bf at her school but doesn't fuck him.
I'm nearly twice her age :)
>>591092287
>tfw in town but only get 1 or 3/4 of one
>>591092421
based grandpa
Reminder that last night was fucking awsm
NEW ZEALAND, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION??
>>591092429
Ill do a quick speed test for ya hold on
>>591092421
How much do you pay her? Is she actually your caregiver?
>>591092313
Different person, haha couldve been case of dat feel though
I'm 34, I feel bad for her bf at home
>>591092611
No fap, Summerschool, Memes
>>591092582
That was something else.
>>591092611
NEET
>>591092691
>I feel bad for her bf at home
Send him to Gaynazi
>>591092681
I spend money on travel to stay in her hometown.
Took her anal virginity.
We're both white and attractive. I look young for my age, I pass for for 20 easily.
>>591092691
Yea sounds pretty shit for him.
>>591092611
Professional disappointment.
>>591092582
>tfw off sexts by one
never using that image again
>>591092744
What is the average age of Kiwis loosing their virginity?
>>591093024
This made me kekkle
>>591093136
where I am Im convinced its probably 14
>>591093105
No i was being ironic, jesus fuck
Oh and if you're baiting i knew all along
>>591092429
Yup 4.95mb up 1.67mb down
>>591093136
14 or 15 heaps lose it younger though
>>591093283
Where are you from?
(I'm from Auckland and its no where near that)
Hey another one of these
>>591092836
Are you ok anon? do you need someone to talk too?
>>591093412
Wairarapa.
Haven't been on in a few days, someone bring me up to speed
>>591093371
Hmm from my school my year (y13) only about 20 out of 130 guys have lost it.
>>591093467
That sheep totally looks like its humping the shit out of her head.
>>591093467
nice
>>591093662
literally nothing has happened dw
>>591093605
Lol,sounds about right hahah , masterton I presume ?
>Make firecracker
>eat firecracker
>doesn't seem to be having any effect
>fuck
>>591093662
We had a whole Miss Alice thread doe
>>591093724
Carterton but schooled in Greytown so I get the south scum.
>>591093721
I love these theads.
it reminds me how wonderful this country is
>>591092611
Engineer
>>591093830
ohhhhhhhhh yhup kuranui sluts ?
Wellington here.
Had a guy try to convinve me at work today that there were zombies present at the American Civil War.
>>591093692
>only about 20 out of 130
You are joking?
I thought it was mostly 14-17 in this country.
>>591093930
<3
my thread is so saved. :)
>>591093773
Who is miss alice
>>591094048
Of course there were
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>591094048
did you punch them in the face?
>>591094048
>that there were zombies present at the American Civil War.
There were.
They were called soldiers.
>>591094135
No I am not. Its 25 out of 130 at most who had sex. (All boys school)
>>591093930
they're comfy asf
>>591094143
k.
>>591094025
wot?
>>591093548
why?
>>591093136
17 for me.
never got my shit together for that sort of thing
>>591094172
A camgirl who uses the shekels of internet males to live for free in Auckland.
>>591094329
Nwm just thinking out loud
>>591093773
lol no one cared about that thread. just one guy posting half the replies in the thread.
>>591094337
People who are neet are twice as likely to be depressed.
>>591094237
I don't make a point of punching my customers in the face, no.
>>591094273
Soldiers that just wouldn't go down, allegedly!
>>591094301
That's really surprising.
>plot twist those 25 boys who've lost there's have lost it with the other boys.
>>591094323
They are the best
so anyone here from the hutt valley?
>>591094493
That was probably me...
Almost every non image reply was probably me.
>>591094484
Coz if you was asking I aint got no Kuranui sluts if I did Id probably post them here none of them probably know my name so Id be sweet.
>>591094690
Yes it really surprises me. I guess its because its a Catholic school
>>591094685
ALLEGEDLY
ALLEGEDLY
Man das ignorant
>>591094432
Ah for real, what actually happened in said threads?
>>591094798
Nah its algood brother , I was just taking a guess at where them sluts are coming from
When you eat a spicy pickle
And your butt begins to tickle
Diarrhea
>>591094960
Oh, well that explains it then.
>>591095148
Then again , any masterton sluts by chance ?
>>591095077
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>591094432
>live for free in Auckland.
Not really free when she has to sell her dignity to do it is it?
>>591095300
>>591095300
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>591095077
They found out she does have a butt hole and another guy posted all the social media stuff he could find of her that was about it.
>>591095148
All over I heard stories about students screwing in the bushes and coming to school drunk when they were still at primary so yknow.
any wellington or dunedin nooods?
lurking
>>591095287
Nope but I wont protest if anyone else does
>>591095514
I second this notion
>>591094798
Then again , any masterton sluts by chance ?
Replied to myslef on accident :(
>>591095711
>>591095514
what's the appeal in nudes from such a specific location? I've always wondered
>>591095798
I guess it's because you may know them
>>591095497
Okay sounds good
>>591095798
The odd chanceyou might know them I suppose , nothing like fapping to someone ya
know
>>591095798
slutty students mate
>>591095514
why don't you contribute.
>>591079956
Nelson, signing in. Bro?
>tfw the only days you don't drink is when the temperature exceeds 30 degrees
>>591095890
The only event of note was the return of the prodigal faggot
>>591096054
would if had some /b/ro
deleted the old dump a while ago
>>591095977
aahh
>>591095966
>>591095873
yeah that's what i first thought
>>591095514
>>591095711
>>591096054
Hold the fucking phone, i actually can contribute
roof shout????
>>591096226
>>591096374
>>591096374
i wish you hadn't
>>591096443
>>591096489
yea well that's what i got
>>591092611
Press manager for high level parliment
When you're walking down the road
And you feel like something flowed
Diarrhea
>>591092611
Looking
>>591096143
Please be good thread tonight, I don't have class tomorrow
Comes out you bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea
>>591090974
Westie reporting in from Whangarei
>>591096566
Do you have to tweet/facebook/other social media for them?
>>591096772
>Connection Error
here we go... again
Haven't been on /b/ in a long time, didn't expect the NZ threads to still be alive after the IDs were gone.
How's it been ever since then?
>>591096889
that doesn't even rhyme.
you fucking fake
>>591096560
Ignore that cunt. Also more would be fine too.
>>591097063
Messy, but still moves nonetheless, much like Diarrhea
You start looking for a mop
thinking will it ever stop
Diarrhea
>>591097127
I would love to have more, she was a bloody good fuck.
however she is completely crazy and off with like the third guy this month
>>591097048
The ride never ends
>>591097063
i hope they never come back, but probably will sometime this month :/
moar noods?
>>591086901
Good luck /b/ro, all girls in the Hutt are tainted after the age of 13 the dirty sluts.
>Ex Huttfag reporting
>>591097202
What's the average amount of threads a day?
>>591097813
Lower without IDs, dies earlier as well
/meow02 on chaturbate
kiwi girl
>>591097731
Why sometime this month?
>>591097798
I know exactly what you mean
>current Huttfag
>>591097798
Exactly why Ill probably avoid them and try find one in Wellington that isnt a femdyke
>>591097813
1-3 every night. 4 if a lot of us are drinking
The first one must be posted between 7:45pm and 8:15pm or else it creates "bad thread" mojo
>>591092611
Civil Engineer
>>591098063
oh shit, the traffic i described in this post was when ID's were around, sorry
>>591098063
>7:45pm and 8:15pm
They used to be started at 6pm by beata.
Although, that was because she was in the States and started them before school or something.
>>591097894
Oh thats a shame
>>591098063
past while it has been lucky to get past 1st and a second that limps its way to 300 with dubs and gets
>>591097798
Fuck the Bus stop bums at the hutt
Cough, drawings, etc.
>>591094960
In Wellington?
>Stream or Town?
>>591098432
Different guy here, but I was a Streamer
>>591097860
Its bothering me that I think I know this person, but that it might be someone else.
>>591098415
I thought when they took the bus shelters from there, that they'd all go, but no, they decide to be a fucking nuisance
>>591098812
Nelson?
Alice~
>>591098000
Nice trips, Lower or Upper
>>591098056
Wellington isn't all that much better tbh, Welly High is a shithole and the only place I know where you can find an untainted white girl is Onslow but unless you or your parents have a million in cash on them as any given time, good luck trying to talk to them
>>591098415
They're fucking everywhere man, got a car as soon as I could to avoid that shit
>>591098812
>>591097860
I think i know her too
>>591098637
Last year? Or going into Year 13 this year?
>>591083025
Did that 5 odd months ago. You'll be sweet. Make the most of being single, it's great.
>>591099008
stokes, in between the two
>>591099119
Finished in 2013. You a streamer
>tfw HV will never be the same
>>591098637
You let out a great scream
and its followed by a stream
Diarrhea
>>591098978
No. I guess not then!
>>591099130
>>591099249
mfw not sure if blonde one is/was a guy.
i like Alice~~
>>591099249
HIV*
>>591099304
That diarrhea poem. I swear that was an old poem/joke back in the primary days?
>>591099187
Ah yes, almost forgot about that magical place
>>591099225
Maybe
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>591099355
She might have moved around the place before ending up here....
>>591079091
Get your shit stars off our flag!
>>591099542
I'm guessing you are. What year you in? or you finished?
>>591099520
when you running downtown
and your pants turn brown....
>>591099679
Go watch some porn...
>>591099520
>it was.
When you go sit down in class
you feel a rumble from your ass
Diarrhea
>>591099783
So it was?
Cough and so forth.
>>591099684
Finished last year too, bruh that graduation haka doe
>>591099542
The magical place where it's bloody hard to get anywhere
>>591099881
I left straight after the snack shit in the dining room. Couldnt be fucked staying.
>>591099520
When a teacher fingers your bum
And you can't help but cum
Diarrhea
>>591099970
Holy fuck the amount of weed sold in that little place is astounding.
>>591099870
>Diarrhea
>>591100166
so it was
>>591100116
You should've, shit got pretty fucking good
>>591100116
Wait, you mean last year or 2013?
Fuck, how did i miss this thread
I was looking for the tag "nz" not new zealand
Wtf OP
Stay alive for me nz thread, back soon, gotta get silly
>>591100394
>2015 of our lord
>not searching for both
>>591100161
Yea, my crazy ex used to live here as well
she drove up to my completely fucking drunk and naked to have sex
Nate losing his shit on tinychat
>>591100494
When did u get the new pics
>>591100518
Fuck, not bad. Have to give her a 10/10 for the effort
>>591100494
Ducks!
>>591100588
You're hanging out with nate
you think things are going great
Diarrhea
>>591099475
Wat happen to yoona, homie
>>591100981
guess i like a lot of girls :3
>>591101077
Id choose yoona over her all day everyday
My main qurl is still chorong though
>>591100823
She park her car in the middle of the road
It's was crack up
>>591100964
Wat?
>>591100588
>losing his shit
Collection of shit porn?
Auckland central reporting in
Check em
>>591101248
based Chobro
>>591101403
Whos dis?
>>591094681
im the happiest motherfucker in the world, work is slavery
Goodnight bros
>>591101403
bruh.
how 13 skydivers jump from a falling plane...
skydivers jumped.....
skydiving.......
to survive...
Anyone going to Run the Jewels in wellington on friday?
>>591102127
No, does your name start with C and ends with an N?
>>591079091
Hey, Kiwi's, question for you. I'm white as fuck, there's no hiding it. I want to go to school there, and ideally, if things work out, stay and work and live there. Will I be alright, or is the racism between the Maori people and the whiteys really bad? It's kinda rough on some islands. All the aussies I know hate their natives, and all the Hawaiians I know hate fucking white people (admittedly they have their reasons), actually USfags mostly despise their natives and Canadians seem to as well.
Just wondered if it's calm, or if it's ugly or what.
yes I know you're full, pardon me while I fuck off for a bit.
>>591102241
It doesn't
>>591102256
As long as your not in a shit region its fine we are all united against the Indians and Chinese in Auckland now.
>>591102127
i would like a repeat of that eventful night to be in a crowd, so possibly.
>>591102256
Depending on where you are, it can change
new thread or nah?
>>591102256
It's fine, white is the superior race, including new Zealand
>>591102256
school?
how fucking old are you.
>>591101620
Mah name is James m8
>>591102881
Yea you look like a James
>>591102256
U will be raped to bits, even bullet proof vests wont help
>>591102061
Goodnight, I miss your already.
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
Mt Albert reporting in.
>>591102963
I'll take that as a compliment
>>591103045
>>591103045
>>591103045
NEW THREAD
>>591102127
Fuck, I was so keen to go l, but I'm out of town this weekend