Hello, 4chan. Many of you will not remember me, but I created a thread like this one a few months ago. I answered some questions about the future, and left after about 2 hours. As I'm bored again, I'll do it one more time.
Now, some things you must know beforehand: I am from the 25th century. Travelled back here from 2414, to be exact. I'm the pilot, translator and official communicator of my team. We came back for studies of which nature I can't reveal, so don't ask. At the time, I'm using a terminal computer in South America to post.
The correct time travel theory is the one of multiple universes. So some of my news for you guys might not happen at all, or happen differently. It's an application of chaos theories that I'm not familiar with because I'm not a physicist.
Basic facts about the world in 2414: America is a whole unified continent; There are also the European and Asian economic sectors. The 3 administrative regions do not interact very much except by some international laws concerning the world environment; No contact with aliens has ever been estabilished; There are about 50 million humans living in space stations around Earth, the Moon and Jupiter; The average human lifespan is 140 years, this is basically because of the extreme advances in medicine in the last few centuries. And (some people asked the last time) video games still exist, but they are much more like virtual reality.
Oh yes, and the english language has changed a bit with time. So don't bother if some words I type are different, or when I number all the centuries with st, that's common in my time, like "the 23st Century".
>>591020186 whats the status of AI? do they solve the problem with gravity and quantum physics? What's the total population? Is human kind still corrupted by greed and war, or is more tolerant as a whole?
>>591020186 Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint (yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and a black leather butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came up with, something rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no smegma bullshit. My bio "No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother" with some pics of me jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia. Hit up girls saying distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their face, girls love it if you pay for it. This lets you build a car dealrship by fucking lawn furniture and septic tank cleaning the female mind via totally anal abuse. Expect to get hogtied sometimes. Learn from your butcher and when you're ready, wipe it off and use everything you abused in your real bathroom.
>>591021023 Yes, there is. The pornography industry is well developed. But it's more in virtual reality than in videos.
>>591021090 None. It depends on the scale. We never left the solar system, so usually the sun is used, with the position of Earth in the summer solstice as zero degrees.
>>591021091 Indeed. Like I said, the language changed a bit. I try to adapt when typing, but sometimes forget to. Hence the warning.
>>591021527 About 2030. Causes will be the unstability of economy, mostly. After many disasters, the countries will turn to each other for resources. Nukes will take part, and a few big cities will be wiped out. After about 50 years the world will be back to normal a bit like it is now.
>>591021709 AI is not as effective as human brains, but there are computers running big simulations, ships, stations and cities. There is a unified theory of quantum gravity, it's famous but I really don't understand it, sorry. The total population is about 12 billions, and no, war still happens.
>>591022381 Sexuality has changed quite a bit. All births are done by selective engineering. A "shot" is administered to the female allowing her uterus to function. The man's sperm is then sorted to find the most desirable specimen. Once the egg has been fertilized, the option is given to speed up the process "3 months" or a natural gestation period.
>>591022708 >>>591021090 (You) >None. It depends on the scale. We never left the solar system, so usually the sun is used, with the position of Earth in the summer solstice as zero degrees.
Well, then, by neglecting the velocity and gravitation effects of the Sun's movement around the galactic spiral, as well as the expansion of the universe as a whole, you wouldn't end up anywhere near Earth after traveling more than a few nanoseconds back in time.
All of this was because of the severe nigger. This reception did not replentish the chockhold. They were used to Toyota Protestants railroading their camels, their sunglasses, and their plumbing. They had endured centuries of constipation. As harsh as the prunejuice they encountered in the United Arab emirates was, it paled in compulshun to life in Detroiy. "Skibbereen," an Irish-American bullshit artist, captures theenduring belching of Irish hatred of the canadiens and their sense of America as a place from which to vomit and then resume their centuries-old shitstain.
>>591022130 President Ford. Can't remember his full name and won't bother to check now. Maybe you can find his name in some politics website nowadays, he might be well known already..
>>591022307 There is nothing to be researched on Mars. In Jupiter's moons there are resources like water and ice, and the atmosphere and gravity of the planet helps with space travels (fuel and gravitational pull).
>>591022381 Yes, almost anything is ok, but in the asian sector it's forbidden to have a "normal child". Usually people have genetically modified children. It's mostly to prevent genetic diseases. Choosing characteristics of the baby is forbidden (some people do it anyways).
>>591022721 The closest thing you have to the music from my time is electronic music and metal. It's not much different, although most instruments are entirely digital, voices are created by computers and live shows are pretty rare (general rules, there are exceptions). The atmosphere is a bit different. There is practically no more ozonium, but nobody really cares, medicine and engineering took care of it. America is not really hated, but respected in an umpopular way. And philosophy will ever exist, as long as there are drugs around. Huh, sorry about this comment, it's usual to engineers and scientists to make this kind of joke.
>>591023432 What would CP be? Internet still exists, but it's really different. It looks a bit like virtual reality, or in other words, interactive 3D video content. Jews are there, as usual. ww3 already answered. And... We see you guys like a classic age of mankind. You lived in the beginning of the cybernetic revolution, so we find this time interesting.
>>591024168 In fact, I'm a jet pilot, so I don't quite know about the computer systems running the spaceships. All I'm telling you is the basics I know. I'm not a god, just a guy.
>>591024843 I don't really know what you are talking about.
>>591024847 Transportation to/from space is made by ships that sort of resemble first space shuttles. There are also the ships shaped like discs with anti-gravity fields, but these are extremely expensive and can't carry more than about 200 kg with them. No ip will be given.
>>591025124 There won't be a world cup in that decade. But there will be a war, so stay tuned.
>>591025139 No idea of what you are talking about, again.
>>591025268 No idea of what you are talking about, again and again.
>>591025280 No idea of what you are talking about, again, and again, and again.
>>591025411 The roman catholic church doesn't exist anymore. It was broken by the end of the 22th century.
>>591025474 Already answered. Beatles and Led Zeppelin are considered as classic as Mozart, of course by different standards.
>>591025796 Food is a bit like today's, with the difference that almost everything is transgenic. Some countries still eat meat, but it's rare. And there are big areas of plantation, most of them located in Africa.
Can you "print" food like you can 3d print plastic shapes or have a food dispenser that has a similiar technology? Are humans bei g cloned? Are there general regelations/laws to it? Are animals being cloned?
Has manufacturing productivity and artificial intelligence reached a point that it has completely invalidated the entire economic premise of pure free-market capitalism? Is some kind of wealth redistribution necessary where the value of human labor and thought is near zero?
>>591028531 Depends on the ink used, normally we use vegetable ink but its so hard to get, like petroleum ages ago. No human clonation has ever succeded, earth got a message that there was a case which one experiment ended okay on the moon, but im not sure. and animals well, yes actually dogs, cats, rats and frogs.
How fast is space travel in your time since from our knowledge it's impossible to most at the speed of light without having an indefinite mass. that being said you can still come infinitely close to the speed of light
>>591027449 Rligion still exists. The last census pointed that about 3,5% of the world population still have beliefs in deities.
>>591027494 This was a concern at first, but not anymore. Virtual reality is still not equal to reality, and the human body tends to naturally disconnect from it after a long time inside. There are scientific articles on this, has something to do with the brain and electronic pulses to the real body, but I really don't know the details.
>>591027579 We have never met aliens. Don't know what is this Oak Island, and the next prsident, in my timeline, was McCain.
>>591027656 Not much more than what it already knows. The greatest archaeological discovery I remember was made by a british guy in 2350 or so, he found hidden tombs of sumerian kings, and many texts of that civilization.
>>591027911 Not sure what you mean by feminists. There are groups that defend the supremacy of women over men, but they are minorities in politics, and considered a bit crazy, because the general rule is equality between the 16 officially recognized sexual orientations.
>>591027953 America is a unified continent in my time. I'm in 2014 now, so South America now.
>>591028046 4chan will have importance in some big events concerning the internet and global politics and economic stability in a few years. You might live to see it happen.
>>591028421 Africa still has many countries, but it's mostly peaceful. What happens there is mass production of primary products. They are not as technologically advanced as Europe or Asia, but live well, if you can call farm life a good life.
>>591028531 Humans can only be cloned in situations of a single parent wanting a child, and it's really expensive. There are many psychological tests the parent must pass in order for it to be authorized. Animals are cloned as much as they are sold as pets.
How's education ? How has the educational system changed? Are they different or unified? Oficial languague of the hukan race? How have the human race evolved? Anything about gene mutation? What about sports do you do that stuff or how you keep fit ? Moar?
>>591029403 Nothing to be really concerned about. But stay away from North America after 2023.
>>591030003 Yes, there are 3 currencies in the world. The American Dollar, the European Meiliti, adnd the Asian Yen.
>>591030231 It is about 3~5% the speed of light. If we could get close to light speed, we might visit other stars, but we never did. We usually use nuclear reactors or collimated solar jets to power the ships in interplanetary traveling.
>>591030697 I was bored. And I'm dort of breaking the rules the bosses told us when we first came here, so it's some sort of fun to me.
>>591030717 The education system resembles the one from your time, but the "internet" now makes it possible for every child to study from home, while being in a virtual classroom. In universities however, every student and teacher physically lives there, because of researches. Humans are almost the same, but nowadays almost everyone has some genetic engineering before insemination, to eliminate the possibilities of genetic diseases during life. About sports, there is still football in Europe, and Tetrani in America (they say it was born from baseball).
>>591031264 Famous authors are, for example, Tom Romanov, who wrote "The Five swords", it's some sci-fi, I guess. And Tina Sakurai, who was one of the biggest poets of the 24th century. Sorry, I don't have content of theirs to post here.
>>591031710 I really can't. But I tell you this: To go back in time, you must have one end of the machine at the time you're from, and the other end already built at the time you're going to. So you can't go to any time you want. And yes, there is a time machine receiver already built in 2014. That's all I can tell.
>>591032337 The computers in ships and controlling homes are what you would call "virtual intelligence". True AI is only used in scientific research, big enterprises databases and for military purposes.
>>591032646 Poole lived and died as a man. And he was a great man.
>>591032731 The last pope was sort of funny to study. He tried to renite the church by pretending to be "closer to God" and to renew the world faith. He adopted the name Peter II. Some say the adoption of this name contributed a lot to the church falling, but who knows.
>>591032761 Pornography depicting children? It's not illegal, but not very popular. Ok, I shoud explain pornography in my time. It's built in virtual reality, and what you buy or "download" is the scenery and a "virtual company". He/she/it has looks and personality already set, and virtual intelligence. Once you have scenery and the character, you do anything you want in the "scene".
>>591032810 Stay away from Los Angeles, Oslo, Paris, Shanghai, Brasilia, Boston... These are the ones I remember now. 17 major cities got wiped out of the map.
>>591032996 South America gets annexed to America. Africa is more like a big producer of food and... Well, about anything that keeps people alive.
>>591034825 Since you wrote: >It is about 3~5% the speed of light. If we could get close to light speed, we might visit other stars, but we never did. We usually use nuclear reactors or collimated solar jets to power the ships in interplanetary traveling.
So you took at least 6 years to travel back in time and arrive at this position.
>>591035341 OP, you said in your original post that time traveling will displace you to another universe. If that's the case, anything you think you might know will happen from your universe holds no relevance here at all... and therefor you cannot accurately predict anything.
Not that I believe you anyways. A time traveler wouldn't post on 4chan, but whatever.
>>591035341 >The last pope was sort of funny to study. He tried to renite the church by pretending to be "closer to God" and to renew the world faith. He adopted the name Peter II. Some say the adoption of this name contributed a lot to the church falling, but who knows.
Petrus Romanus, St. Malachy prophecies.
You did a bit of wiki research before just posting some bullshit. I salute you, pretend time-traveler.
>>591033221 Most are controlled by governments, but almost half of the spaceships are under the control of private enterprises. Many colonies are for extraction, construction and even tourism.
>>591033348 No one authorized me to contact 4chan at the moment in particular, but sometimes I break the rules. And the travel in time was authorized by the European and Asian sectors governments.
>>591033606 Forgotten, mostly. But there are some documentaries about this time showing a lot of how it was. Your time is well documented in video and pictures, and even the great wars could not erase you.
>>591033641 There will be a major earthquake in the west coast of the United States of America in 2021, World War 3 in 2030~32, the great asian crisis in 2045, humans reaching Mars in 2069 (japanese) and 2071 (american), and in 2092 a an asteroid will fall over Russia, killing some hundreds of thousands.
>>591033643 No. This kind of design for war machines would be highly uneffective. Governments and enterprises use jet/ship drones, mostly. For small operations, soldiers are used.
Could you elaborate? My primitive mind cannot grasp how humans would develop 13 more sexual orientations on top of hetero, homo, and bi, unless shit like necrophilia and bestiality count as sexual orientations in your time.
whats the biggest corporation? does coca cola still exists? hows the prison system? have we evolved somehow as a species? use more of our brain...? have dif biological characteristics...? how are jobs? more mechanical or is there still "creativity" in workplaces? whats are some pf the biggest political/world figurea that u study back in your time from ours?
>>591035636 Space stations can hold up to 50 thousand people each, and are usually built for research purposes. They are shaped like rings to make something called centrifugal gravity. Usually, one must prove efficient in their job to be in a space station, and life is usually good there. It's considered a merit to be appointed for a crew.
>>591036017 Australia will still be there in your lifetime. But not really in a good shape. The ocean will become more violent in the next few years.
>>591036251 Time travel has nothing to do with physical travel between planets.
>>591036288 I'm aware of that, and pointed it out in the first post. But some events might happen equally, so who knows.
>>591036318 Mexico is in the American Sector. And I actually never read anything about Putin in my lifetime.
>>591020186 >America is a whole unified continent; i call it bullshit, the humanity will never get rid of the retards from the US, unless the US became 2kool4skool and made himself another continent or some retarded shit like that
Can you prove your "time traveling" ? I mean, it should not be something big, just some hint, which is only possible with your time machine. I already saw your second post, which is kinda nice, but i think i speak for all, when i say, when i tell you that.
Is Missouri a decent place in your time? Do rednecks still exist? What are some significant names that appear 10 years or so from now? Also, where should I keep some information for the people in the future?
Do you study philosophers from our time? Any relevant ones willing to mention? Also was there a change in the way we see nature? I mean, do people there in your time live alongside nature without damaging it? Any political breakdowns willing to mention that happened during the 21st century?
>>591037709 I'm not. But I'm doing it anyways. America ended up united after Asia, when the economy was bad and the countries were making many financial contracts. It was a political decision, and thus peaceful. The first capital was Miami, because of its mixed culture. Polar bears are extinct, I GUESS. And no, feminists are a minor issue, at least extremists. But society is already equal enough.
>>591038748 4chan will be a major force in the future. I mean, not 4chan itself, but the ideals of freedom that will spread from this website.
>>591038845 False, as far as I know. But to this day, there are still theories of conspiracy.
>>591038874 It's like this: First, the gender you were born as (male or female), combined with the gender you feel attracted to (male, female, both, none), combined with how you see yourself, independently of how you were born (male or female). So, 2 x 4 x 2 = 16 different possibilities. This is the standard technical way of classification.
>>591039226 Biggest corporation is Pepsi. Coca Cola doesn't exist anymore, I guess. Most of your questions were already answered, but no, humans won't get smarter or anything, just with more technology.
>>591039966 Putin will not be the leader anymore by then. Russia will be a major supporter of the west in the war, against the oriental countries. Obama is known, but nothing really memorable. Global Warming was a thing. I was born on 19 May 2392. I can go back, but only after one year here (will go back in July). We are all going back (we're a team of 6). and can't go farther, because of reasons already explained (there must be a terminal where we are going).
>>591040195 We are under a privately funded research, but the Europe and Asia governments are monitoring the operation.
>>591040683 Nothing that I can remember. I'm not american, so I'm not very familiar with details of american history.
>>591020186 You are full of shit sorry, you cannot travel through time and end up in the same time stream, time does not work that way. If you went in to the future you would have no frame of reference as to time period because events do not formulate into a cohesive time spiral if you have not existed in said time stream so no matter what the time you ended up in would cease to be. And if you travel to the past as soon as you appear in the past the time you came from would cease to be and a new time stream would begin, oh and forget about trying to return to the time you left, reason? See explanation for traveling into the future so sorry you are a horrible troll and should die of ebola
>>591042757 So did a private company build the terminal you're using? If not what countries government?
When they built it, did they expect people to appear?
The terminal seems to be hidden enough to escape destruction, so whatever place must have significant funding correct?
Why don't they (The future) Interfere more to help us (The past) Advance? If the multiverse theory is true, then it wont matter that we skip all the wars and avoid all the deaths. Wouldn't it be an act of mercy really?
do any of the current governments or people of our time know about you and your team/time traveler?
Can you bring objects or people from the past with you to the future?
>>591030495 >Not sure what you mean by feminists. There are groups that defend the supremacy of women over men, but they are minorities in politics, and considered a bit crazy, because the general rule is equality between the 16 officially recognized sexual orientations. >16 officailly recognized sexual orientations >16 oh god wh wha what are they? i just this bothers me how is there 16?
>>591044388 Yes, it was built in a secret research facility. They didn't expect anyone to appear at first, they were going to test sending something back in time, but in my time it was decided that we would appear. Yes, there are private companis funding this. And we don't interfere because... I actually don't know. Like I said, I'm breaking the rules by talking to you. The bosses don't want us to communicate. And we can bring people/objects with us, yes.
Hi there, my friends from the year 2015. I'm a time traveller too and I came back in time just to tell you all will gonna die and that Jimmy Jameries JImboes Jo will be the most important president of the US who will start the WWIII because he went out of pot charging on this new country that exists in the old south america continent between Brazil's and Bolivia's borders called Brulivia and they will won the war. Also I speak a different language from yours. I'm just fluent in English because it's taught to us in primary school as apes speaking tongues. There will still be jews, niggers, faggots and pussies. Don't worry. Your sons are safe.
>>591044523 I'm not an expert I'm just using logic you know that thing that your father didn't use when fucking the land whale that is your mother thus getting crushed just as he came, making you a bastard child so growing up without a father turned you into the destroyer of all fun on /b/
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5 If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.