ok /b/ im gonna lose my virginity tomorrow any tips?

>>590867795
don't

gonna have to keep self bumping until somone answers

Foreplay is important, kiss the neck, lick the pussy, make her wet at any cost even if that means killing her, you might not cum the first time. Kill her.

>>590867795
bust as quick as possible women love that

>>590867846
kek

>>590867795
>tomorrow any tips?

Yeah.

Fuck.

what position should i start of with

>>590867795
put it in her shitpipe even if she says no and resists. no means do it harder.

>>590867795
Protip: Get really scared and anxious, fail to get a boner. She will laugh at how beta you are.

Fucking neckbeard.

>>590867795

Lube your ass. It always hurts the first time

>>590867795
kiss her fondle her suck her tits then finger her then suck her pussy then fuck

>>590868272
Just go with the flow. Don't make explicit plans like that, it's much better to do what comes natural for the both of you.

>>590867795
Wear a goddamn condom. You think you can pull out but boy you don't even know what a vagina feels like on your dick. You're gonna want to stay in that warm, wet, fleshy dick cozy.

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>>590867795

Dude, depending on how old you are I would just hold out for your wizard powers

>>590867795
Stop wearing Nirvana tshirts

>>590867795
Stuff hotwheels cars up your bum, chicks go wild for that

>>590867795
lube your ass well

>>590868394
kek

fap before to last longer

>>590867795
>>590867998
remember to shave ur privates. back sack and crack just to be sure. this is a 100% must.

>>590867795
fuck till she bleeds
fuck till bitch can even move
fuck till your dick goes all red and shit
fuck in the pooper
fuck her mouth

>>590868394
This. Try to relax your ass as much as possible and go slow. Also take a shit before. No one likes getting shit on during sex. (Cept for some creepy fucks on this site)

>>590868497
>boy you don't even know what a vagina feels like on your dick.

Neither do you by the sounds of it... kek'd

Take the lead, don't expect her to tell you what she wants just do it. If she doesn't like or want something then she'll let you know.

>>590868721
i do this when i receive a bj from my gf

feelsbadman.jpg

Quick scope her pussy

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>>590868850
Yep, ya got me.

go raw no condoms unless your a faggot

When inserting, don't aim high. The nirvana hole is closer to the anus, use the vagina to lead you in. Your dick will slide in no problem as long as she is wet. Don't go too fast or you'll keep pulling out, slow and steady wins the race.

also just use some spit to lube up ur dick if her lips are wet and make sure u or her spread them if shes tight

>>590867795
when you go to foreplay, stick your finger in her pussy and scratch the inside walls with your nail, start doing it harder and harder, she sould love it!

>>590868535
i'm gonna be a wizard in less than 3 months

>>590867795
Don't be so sure

>>590867795
Here are some actual tips /b/ro:

- Foreplay is important. Gotta get the gears turning before things get real heated.
- Be confident, pretty much just act like you've done it before. That worked for me.
- Make sure there is sufficient lubrication.
- Put it in slowly, and don't start pumping away immediately. you need to work and loosen her muscles around her pussy.
- Don't get carried away... always have your head in the game, but enjoy the moment. Basically just don't go straight to climax and bust and be done. Take your time like you would in a nice long fap session.
- Kiss her while you fuck, and don't be afraid to change positions.
- Pay attention to her and her emotions, make sure that she isn't in a position that hurts her.

The confidence bit is the most important. You have to act like you know exactly what the fuck you're doing even if you have no idea. This will make it better and less awkward for both of you.

Godspeed, anon. You can do it.

>>590867795
Be sure to use your teeth a lot, guys like that.

>>590869314
>your a
you're *
dumb fuck
kill yourself

Make sure the condom isn't too tight or you won't cum, or you could go limp. If you go limp pull out and start eating her out until you get hard again. If you don't like the way puss tastes then man up because it doesn't matter if you like it or not just do it.

>>590867795
Bring bottled water to flush your eyes when your done. OR avoid getting maced by ambushing her from behind. Either way.

>>590869814
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Boil your condoms in water before reusing them.

>>590867795
EVERYTHING you learned from porn is true. Women love anal... especially when you stick it in dry!

>>590869894
If you don't like it, you should probably be sucking dick.

>>590869902
Kek

>>590867795
Fuck her harder as possible and cum in in 20 seconds
u will love it

>>590867795
stop lying

>>590869763
>Anonymous
This

no tip because your first time is going to suck. end of story.

>>590867795
Communication bro. Just ask how she's feeling and always be honest. And don't bring any porn moves you think will work well, because porn is fake. If you talk threw it, it would be great.

Girls has 2 holes to fuck down there. Most have a lose one and a tight one you get to put it in the lose one. Dont miss your target or its game over.

>>590868084
second this. do you watch porn? chicks love it when you cum on their faces

>>590869795
Adding more that I forgot to mention to this:

- If you're using a condom, it's supposed to be tight but if it's super tight like constricting your dick too much to the point that you go limp or something then you need to ditch that shit and figure out a plan B, even if it means being careful and pulling out, which I wouldn't recommend doing unless she's on birth control.
- Don't be afraid to change positions after awhile and have a little fun.
- Eye sex. Eye contact. Hands. Kissing. Contact. Affection. Show your love.
- I'm sure you're not a dumbfuck and can see the trolls, but do NOT use nails to scratch the pussy or use teeth when licking her pussy or anything of that nature. I mean it should be pretty obvious. You wouldn't want her chomping on her dick would you?

I'll hang around if you want to ask anymore questions.

Play with her boobs but don't touch her nipples ALL the time. Build up some anticipation. Kiss her nips and suck a bit from time to time.

Look, instinct will kick in and it will carry you. Just don't get carried away and stick to what makes her moan the most. And it's okay to ask if she is alright if you can't tell if a moan is good or bad, she'll probably respect you/ get into you more if she knows you care.

OP, do it just like you see in porn vids.

that shit is so real and just how chicks like it

>>590869754

I've got about 2 years and 10 months.

The vagina tastes how it smells, only difference is potency and texture.

>>590867795
>> Save your virginity and Go Anal.

Try anal first

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>tfw i last 45sec-1min whenever my gf gives me head

>>590867795
Do sex to it in the vagina hole .

>>590867795
Buy chloroform

The area around the vagina is a lot more firm than you may expect, don't let this surprise you.

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my gf wont have sex with me because the last guy she was with "took advantage of her" and shes basically ruined because of that

she tells me "we are young and we dont need that shit in our lives right now"

yet she wanted to fuck the other guy? weird eh

The vagina is lower than you'd expect. Be ready for this.

Also is she a or he a virgin too?

>>590870985
dump her

>>590867795
rub the quick one(s) out before you fuck

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>>590867795
fuck her right in the pussy

>captcha is horrifying

is it consensual, OP?

>>590870985
One girl I was with was taken advantage of as well. After that she wanted to fuck like crazy and I got to do anything I wanted and he lost out on it because he was a worthless piece of shit.

You got the shit outcome.

>>590870985
omg this is a whole other level of being friendzoned. lol

>>590868009
This /thread.

Make chloroform with equal parts powdered bleach, 190 proof Everclear, and acetone. Heat to 68C and condense what bubbles off.

>>590867795
Have a huge penis, girls like that.

>>590868394
Top kek

>>590867795
Cry it shows you care.

>>590871092
not RIGHT before you fuck mind you. Before you go meet her

>>590867795
Stuff I wish I'd thought og:

>Take socks off before undies
>don't have a plan, make it up. An inexperienced guy doing what he thinks is paint by numbers? not pretty.
>kisses, setting shit up, whatever. Kisses all over, gentle hands, squeezes. Refer pt 2.
>if you bust too early laugh it off & say that was just #1, plenty more where that came from. (will prolly be true unless you're completely fucking hopeless). Next rd you can take your time.
>suggest diff positions unless everything is going great - her on top & doggy are always good.

Girls like girth in a dick more than length, also they love pressure. When going in make sure to press against the clit and the entire crotch in general.

Don't be a virgin

>>590871466
nah do it right before and go in flaccid the girls love that soft feeling

>>590871516
dumbass OP is a virgin therfore thats impossible

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>>590869754
>>590870681
Wtf is wrong with you people. I lost my virginity to a land whale when I was 16. It wasnt good but it got thins started. Just fuck a bitch. The only wizar powers you will get will be the knowledge if how to tie a slipknot.

>>590867795
Use your dick.

>>590867795
Make sure you hit her really hard on the face, girls love that shit. It's okay if you kill her, as long as you cum. Kill her. Then cum.

>>590868009
>You might not cum the first time
Why is that? I had hawt secks for the first time a week ago and I was miles away from cuming, is that apparently normal? Haven't had sex since then but I'm looking forward to it this week so I must know.

>>590871502
thats rite my man girls love chodes

>>590871648

Meh.

>>590871493
>undies
>undies
Virgin

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>>590871074
>>590871138
>>590871180

Me and my gf have been dating officially for only a month but ive known her and her feelings about me for months prior but a set relationship couldnt become established until recently.

anyways, it just seems that our love is fading and shes always having problems with what im "putting into the relationship" because i never really see her that often in person because she lives 15-20 minutes away. But yea she thinks that I put no effort into being a boyfriend but she really wants to have this relationship work.

I feel like im only staying into the relationship for the blowjobs honestly

shes a solid 9/10 which i feel is surprisingly for a guy like me to get to i also feel like i wont ever get as lucky as i did now

oh and she doesnt want to have sex because her past is shitty with guys because she always presents herself as a slut and then when guys try to have sex with her she gets all emotional and sad so im the lucky guy who gets all of this dumped onto me and therefor she mostly hates life, has no goals, and wont have sex

this is my first real relationship, we're both 18

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start by rubbing her inner thighs and getting close to her pussy. will turn her on, she'll widen up her legs some, and then start brushing up against her pussy some. get her to rub your cock to get you hard while you finger her and get her wet. missionary is always good to start. also fucking her from behind. and make sure to rub and touch her body while fucking her. girls it a lot more. also when i get tired after about 30-45 minutes i like to lay on my back have her get on top of me and ride my dick. usually like to play with her boobs during this time with my hands and mouth. feel up her body. and depending how i want to cum if i want to cum on her ass then turn her over and fuck her from behind at the end when you wanna cum. or if i wanna cum on her stomach/boobs i'll fuck her missionary style then when i'm gunna cum pull it out and have her stroke my cock as i cum.

also tip for anyone new to sex, haven't had sex in a little while, or haven't fapped in a bit. drinking some alcohol beforehand helps keep you going longer. not too much just enough to get mildly drunk.

and also, don't ignore the rest of her body.

http://youtu.be/GxMiHcrmLtk

>>590870985
>>590871074
I second this

>>590871812
i wasn't even super hard tbh
yes this is normal

Don't be surprised if she hasn't shaved. Some girls like to have a hairy pussy. Just make sure you are well trimmed or shaven.

Shave your face. Stubble is distracting.

my gf and I like finding virgins online and meeting up with them and taking their virginity. We have 4 in our collection so far. Is this wierd?

>>590867795
Make sure you have your balaclava on properly. Keep your blade in your other hand.

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>>590871648

>>590868535

This

Seriously, if I could go back in time, I would've hired two bodyguards to protect my virginity. I'd be the mightiest wizard of them all by now.

>>590871893
>we're both 18
Trainwreck in the making.

>>590871893
you're getting blowjobs so stfu, also pics or it didn't happen. she's likely a 5/10 at best.

Kiss her when you notice that she starts looking at your mouth more.

>>590871812
That's not how you spell hot sex stupid.

>>590872249
wen they do that that actualy means the oposite your suppose to extend your neck backward so your head is farther apart
ths makes the grl more comfortable so u can go plunge deeper with ur dick
common science

>>590867795
The penis goes in the vagina. Unless you're gay, then the penis goes in the butthole. Unless you're a lesbian, then you just sort of scissor.

>>590871889
Doesn't realise people from other countries use their colloquial term, particularly in casual conversation like /b

Calling someone else a virgin.....

>>590868497

I found the opposite. The girl was so fucking wet it was like sticking my dick into a warm glass of water. I could not cum.

>>590871948
P O P

>>590868009
Seriously laughed out loud

>>590871949
for what reason?

>>590872168
im trying to avoid that

>>590872246
>shes likely a 5/10 at best
this is just b8 so i post a pic of her, i know a couple of people on 4chan that know me/her so ill pass

>>590872039
no but the way you word it sounds retarded. it's like a guy keeping track of the little boys he's fucked during vacations to vietnam every summer for the past 20 years except it's the complete opposite because what you're doing isn't interesting

>>590870985
>>590871893
same issue. No joke. Its unfortunate. Really fucking unfortunate.
I do my best to support and love but it means nothing to her. Gahh.

>>590872039
Are you a cuck?

>>590872418
You seem to misunderstand /b/

>>590867795
just shove it in hard, and lick the lower hole during foreplay

you're are welcome

>>590872495
>this is just b8
just gtfo then newfag no cares about your sad story that made up.

>>590872802
alright what ever you say, better get your bag ready for middle school

>>590872425

sounds like her pussy wasn't tight.

>>590872495
It's pretty much a guarantee to be a trainwreck, but it sounds like what you salvage from that is up to you. So going the blowjob route and seeing where it leads may be the best bet for a while.

>>590872576
>>590871893
same thing here but just pushing it on and now we fuck atlleast 3-4 times a week

>>590872495
>for what reason?
she has issues. issues never go away. they will always be issues.

stay for the blow jobs, but don't expect anything to get better. it won't.

if you are looking for a good relationship, then start looking for a different girl.

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I only have a few of these, anyone have a rip of the entire set?

>also op jerk off a lot before it, might help not splooging off the bat like everyone does, I dunno whatever who has more of pic related kthxbai

have intercourse with the purpose of reproducing

>>590872969
she has no one really in her life besides her family, i was on the verge to breaking up with her and then she turned around and really fought for me to be with her because she knows i dont want to be just her friend either

so i dont have to put that much effort into this at all

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>>590873046

>>590868272
doggy, chicks LOVE doggy

>>590872888
Yeah for real though, I'm not sure why neckbeards like you find it necessary to post fake stories like this. You must be really bored or an autist with nothing better in his life.

>>590869894
Yeah, even if she's got some funk going on down there, don't say shit. It's likely temporary, and you will scar her for life. She'll never want another dude to lick her again. Just deal with it, you probably don't taste like candy either.

>>590873019
yea, she says she'll change but the "change" is her not telling me the issues because she knows theyll backfire quickly

since i cant get sex, ill just get as close to sex as possible and press the sex option but if its still a no then ill move one

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>>590867795
nope good luck and have fun and use protection

>>590873179
You're like that retarded Brandon guy but with a fake girlfriend. LOL

>>590873290
oh yea totally, you're so right, continue

>>590867795
don't forget to cup the balls

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start thinking of fucking other girls aqap.
you shouldnt get strung up on your first pussy.
because ya, feelings suck. you will break up.

blindfold her and bring in a black guy to continue after you cum in like 5 seconds. Once she's had enough, get him out of the room and then thank that man for helping you with your first time.

>>590873179
Rape her and be done it, you stupid pussy fag.

>>590867795
Wash your dick with bleach first to prevent STDs

>>590873029
But does she really like Nirvana or is she a poser?

>>590870550
>do NOT... use teeth when licking her pussy or anything of that nature

GF loves it when I nibble her lips, or hold her clit lightly in my teeth. But that's certainly not a good idea the first time around. Maybe in ten years.

Women don't have feelings, so if she tries to make you think she likes it then call her out for lying and ask her to stop.

>>590873384
tell her straight up, she doesn't have to change. that will take the pressure off her. but also tell her that your needs aren't being met so don't be surprised when the end of the relationship comes.

>>590873617
This. the fags an idiot.

>>590867795

its important you count to 100 before and during intercourse.

>>590873724
>Kurt who?

Make sure to deflate and hide her so your parents don't find out.

>>590867795
don't forget to give a reach around.

only a selfish prick wouldn't jerk their partner off after nutting in his ass.

>>590873799
id dump this girl if it wasnt for her body and her ability to make me cum

honestly the only thing holding me back and it sucks

>>590873852
Vonnegut duh.

>>590871119
Rape her face, Santa!

If she gives you shit about not lasting, then make sure to stick it in her again and make your condom fall off while its still in her vagina. Bitch will have to deal with that for a while.

>>590872939

Nah it was just that she was so excited. She was married. I think the fact that it was so taboo excited her beyond belief. I've not fucked a woman that wet since.

While kissing place left hand on lower back, slowly apply pressure to bring her closer and keep that pressure. Place right hand on upper back or on back of head.

>>590873724

Who gives a shit, she has legs for days, huge tits and completely broken, dead eyes. She's perfect.

>>590873217
If they give it a chance they do. 1st time suggestion, no, unless she suggests it or agrees after a casual suggestion. Unless she's already thought about it for some reason chicks think it's demeaning or something. Weird, the mood passes.

>>590868497
the only thing you feel with a condom on is...

the condom


condom sex is sex for her, so she should fucking get into it. goddamnit.

>>590867795
fuck her right in the pussy

Do NOT thank/ fistbump/ high five/ be awkward to her after sex. You just fucked a girl, no need to be a beta autist about it.

>>590874029
>I'd dump my imaginary gf because her blowjobs feel like air and dry lotion with a hand.

fix'd

Yeah bro, just dump her.

>>590867795
Fuck him right in the ass

>>590874389
thanks man

>>590867795
use your dick

>>590874039
kek

>>590874365
If I could go back and do it again, I'd do something like this just to see the result

>>590874239
Yeah ok, but where's the rest of the set?

Caulk her vagina shut after sex to prevent drafts and preserve freshness.

>>590871648
>Look at this jealous mere mortal.

Anyway here are my reasons for why I'll be 30 without losing my virginity:
Went to an all boys school
Dropped out of college after the first semester
Never left home after that

As you can see, I've got bigger problems than just getting my dick wet.

>>590874598
This

>>590867795
Make sure you remove your boner hiding apparatus before you take off your pants in front of her.

During sex, tell her that she reminds you of your mom. She will love the compliment which will turn her on even more.

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>>590874574

That's what I'm asking, I always see it get posted, but never in its entirety.

I only have a few. :(

>>590872585
nope it's more of a domination thing. we tie them up with them thinking she's going to fuck them then we both do. usually they're so desperate to lose virginity that anything goes.

>>590874946
I laughed

>>590874833
Kek'd

>>590874697

So you're a failure, I am too, but I've had far more sex than I deserve.

How old are you? Can you hold ANY sort of conversation? If you're old enough to go to a bar and can either talk about the stupid shit normal people converse about OR are really good at talking shit to people, you can easily get laid.

Surprise her with an intense session of Bible study after sex. Women love Jesus.

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>>590873029
nevermind then reverse image search. you were really helpful

none of you are funny

>>590875012
yes but the set, the set where is it

Watch the most amateur porn you can find. If it is slow, boring, and lacks acrobatics then it's an accurate representation of real sex.

>>590872425
Get better condoms, and lick some of that grool out before sticking it in. Too much grool means no friction, which sort of sucks. Also, get her to clamp down her PC muscles (and tell her to do some kegals)

After sex, have her fill out a survey so you know what to improve upon.

Compare her vagina to a dead fish's gaping mouth.

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>>590875392

>>590874129
My gf gets pretty wet, but not too wet. One of the women I'm seeing gets super wet though-- leaves puddles on the bed. I give her head first, get her of once or twice, and that helps a lot. She doesn't maintain the wetness indefinitely.

What are some good condoms to buy?

>>590875827
kek

>>590875827
Fuck, I wish that was just standard. It wasn't until after I broke up with my girlfriend of nearly a year that I found out all the things I did wrong.

>>590876276
What were you doing wrong?

>>590875337
I'm fine anon, mind your own business. To answer your first question though, I'm less than 3 months from 30, as I said.

I'm actually not upset about it anymore, it doesn't matter. A lot of other things embarrass me a lot more, like the fact that I don't have a job, or never graduated college, or don't really have any friends.

>>590876219
Don't cheap out is the first thing. Second those condoms that say "feels just like real skin" are always full of shit, especially those non-latex ones, they were the worst, also I totally busted straight through one when I was fucking my ex. My best experience are the "her pleasure" trojans. I just found that them being ribbed added a little extra stimulation for me as well as her, also they were fairly thin too.

>>590876412
hey it could be worse, you could be 40 and in the same situations. btw ten years will go by quicker than you know.

>>590876380
Oh it was more to do with things she enjoyed in particular than general sex stuff. So many females will fake having a good time for some stupid reason that I couldn't give a shit about, and it annoys me. I'd rather just do it right, and if what I'm doing isn't working for a girl, I'd rather be told so that we can all actually have a good time.

>>590876108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdJZgkJ9SI

here is sauce on gif

>>590876542
Let's say I have more girth than average, not enough for magnums but too much for regular ones (like Durex) to fit comfortable and not cut off blood flow. What should I buy then?

>>590876771
why do they always lie about everything?

>>590876853
nothing get the bitch on the pill or shots or go raw

>>590876817
I've always known that's what it was from, but thanks anyway

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>>590876412

Well, you say you're fine, but you're talking about it on an anonymous image board for assholes. Nobody talks about being "fine" with things, only when they're miserable with things or ecstatic with things.

>>590867795
Don't pee in her butt

>>590876853

You should buy more bitches drinks, obviously, you stud.

>>590867795
bite the pillow early

>>590876853
lol fuck if I know
I have a pretty average girth with slightly above average length, so regular condoms work for me. I dunno, I haven't been here for the full thread and don't feel like going back, does she know it's your first time? If so then she'd probably be super understanding about the condom ordeal, they're such a fucking pain to figure out sometimes. There's gotta be some step between?
Also side note with the condoms, in my experience if you're using condoms, it might not hurt to have some lube on you too. I've had a couple of girls not able to get wet enough for condoms after the condom's lube wears off, then it's just really unpleasant for both parties involved, and my one ex was a fucking waterfall even when we weren't fucking.
>>590877013
I dunno mang, I'll never understand.

>>590874365
But clapping is okay, right?

>>590877453
Fag. Always pee in the butt, every chance you get.

>>590877708
I'm not OP, I've had sex once before and I'm going to have it again tomorrow. I just want to buy the right ones this time.

>>590874365
Don't listen to him, high fiving is totally cool. You should probably discuss a secret handshake if you ever fuck her a second time.

>>590877738
Yell, "I WIN!" right after. Gets them every time. They'll usually clap for you, which is better than clapping for her (or yourself).

>>590877197
just helping the fags who don't know shit

>>590877959
Honestly, if you've got the money to blow, just buy a few different kinds, then try jerking off with them and try judging from there... There ought to really be a way you can 'sample' different kinds of condoms.

>>590877989
My secret hand shake is when I jam 2 fingers in her cunt and shake it up and down on her G spot.

If you don't cum in 15 seconds, you've failed, and she loses interest immediately.

>>590878298
In that case to walgreenes I go. I just need to be quick because she expects me over at eleven.

An Hero

I was always afraid I'd get my partner pregnant, but I hated to lose the great feeling of going in bareback. But I rarely used a condom, even when it was with my little sister.

Do a flip

>>590877777
Get quints and she'll be all over your dick

>>590878501
Go get em tiger, I believe.

Post sex conversations are the best. Don't be afraid to talk about the experience or ask about your performance. It's your first time so she'll probably think that it's cute. And turn the lights off, the lack of visual input increases the sense of touch. Don't laugh if she farts or queefs.

When you're done, say "Wow, your pussy was much better than [Insert her best friends name here], I don't care what [Insert name of her last boyfriend here] says. I got used to the smell in no time at all"

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>>590877441
moar

>>590878298
Whore houses usually have a variety on hand...

Know in your heart when you get in the same room with her...there's only one virgin in the room.

>>590868272
If its her first then missionary

>>590870456
Don't you have school tomorrow?

>>590872551
made me kek real good m8 thank you

>>590873384
>>590873179
Stop being a beta and tell her she can either ride your dick or you'll be gone. Didn't you say you were 18? Grow the fuck up.