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Why can't she keep a man?

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Why can't she keep a man?
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>>590862713
Because she's a crazy bitch.
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She's a hologram.
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>>590862713
because she's looking for me
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>>590862713
Shes too good for them all.
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>>590863455
/thread
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She's extremely clingy.
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cause shed go out of business
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>>590862713
i think it because she doesnt suck dick and is just terrible in bed
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Shes a stupid mannequin
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>>590862713
Because I keep getting her confused with my cat when she comes over
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>>590862713
She don't like men. She's a lady's lady...
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>>590863682
How can anyone be bad in bed?


All she needs to do is have a hole
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Because she, like all attractive women, only gets a certain subset of guys that go after her; the guys who are attractive and know it. Those guys are the only ones with the balls and confidence to go up to her, actually impress her, and get her to go on a date with them. The problem is, the confidence these guys have leads them to act like jerks a few times too many, and things fall apart between them. What she needs to do is stop looking for guys in the same places, and skip past the surface group and look for the guys who maybe aren't as drop dead gorgeous, but still have a lot to offer. That's where the real relationship material is.

At least....that's what I tell myself when I try to figure out why no girl wants me.
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>>590862713

She's a lesbian
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Because she's a tumblr kid. That enough alone explains why she's an outcast.
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>>590863893
You... haven't had much sex yet, correct?

Either that, or you're East European
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Because she like clam chowder and not hot dogs
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>>590863455
I see delusions are set high for you!!!
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>>590863941
Hey as long as your not trying to be a gentleman or some beta shit you're cool.
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Because, if dumb people gets rich they will sufer under there lazines...

I heard she only wants the meet people with the same Menality. But she realy mean the opposit of it... The same kind of rich...
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>>590863941
Anon, we share the same thoughts.
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>>590862713

Classic crazy bitch syndrome.

Sooner or later she's going to have to accept the fact that the single thing all her bad relationships have in common is her.

Know what's funny?

Almost every single man reading this knows 10 women just like Taylor Swift.

The only difference between those basic crazy twats and Taylor Swift is that Taylor Swift is hotter and has money because she can carry a tune.

That bitch you remember being so happy with who suddenly 'fell out of love with you' and left only to show up mushroomstamped by some other guy's dick a few weeks later acting like she's in love again?

That's Taylor Swift.

She's a common whore masquerading as a 'good girl'. This is the type of woman that lives for the feeling she gets out of gutting someone emotionally.. and then profits off it.
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>>590863941

funny
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>>590862713
She's lesbian, duh.
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>>590863893
uh no.
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>>590862713
because she lurks on \bee\

Captcha: ncycpd should i worry bout his guys ??
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>>590864437

son, your mom was this way, but she settled down. don't be such a rage bitch, you little beta
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>>590862713
because she is a terrible fuck
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>>590864437

Look at you! Using all your capitols and punctuation and shit!
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>>590863682
true dat
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>>590864924
shit i don't even what a comma is used for
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>>590862713
I know this isn't a literature thread or someshit, but have you ever read Winter Dreams by Fitzgerald? Well, it basically talks about a man who lives his life and meets a young girl at some golf shit. He falls for her and throughout his life he changes. He goes onto college and becomes an entrepreneur. He then meets a girl; the same girl he first fell in love with as a child. She goes on hopping from guy to guy, and she eventually falls for him. He confesses what he feels about her, but she got bored of him real fast, only leaving him with feelings that he never showed towards her. So, he, Dexter, eventually moves on with his life and gets married. The only problem is he still has that one chick in his mind all the time. He moves away to another city and a man from the same town he is in tells him his childhood crush got married, but her husband is a dick to her now. He goes with other women and to bars while she is taking care of the kids. She got bored of every man she was with and moved on to the next, until, one man finally married her and treats her like shit. That is what Taylor Swift's life is going to be like. Someone is going to marry her and tie her down. The, that guy is gonna go around sleeping and cheating on her and everyone's emotions towards Taylor will be dead.
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>>590862713>>590862884 >>590863455 >>590863511 >>590863682 >>590863712 >>590863829 >>590863986 >>590864437

My swift princess Taylor. You can't keep a man because you keep picking assholes who you think are good men. But they are fake fucks that take advantage of your sweet hurt just so that they make the sex with you.

Like that fake fuck John Mayer. A complete piece of shit fake cheating asshole. That fucked your asshole :(

And that kennedy rich beta fag who you loved because you thought of him as some sweet prince.

You go for these guys based on superficial things.

When you should go for a guy that will never hurt you or lie to you even if he looks like Sloth from the goonies.

I kind of like that you are eating that Victoria Secret pie. But even she is a superficial model and might get you into a crazy lifestyle of drugs, orgies and cocaine.

Take care sweet princess.
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>>590864738

>implying Taylor Swift doesn't meet, fuck & dump guys just to write songs about it
>implying her public face isn't a fucking act just like every other famous whore under 40.
>implying her VH1 'behind the scenes' bit in 20 years isn't going to include dozens of guys talking about what a controlling manipulative cunt she was to them and how nobody believed them because it was fuckin Taylor Swift

She has all the earmarks of a classic sociopath and your basic hoodrat.

She just happens to be insanely hot and have money.
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>>590862713
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>>590862713
because secretly she is a man.
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>>590862916
>implying she isn't real
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>>590862713

Because she's a dead fish in the sack
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BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING THUNDERBIRD
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>>590862713

Why isn't she fucking him yet?
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>>590865987
because he's 2'4"
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>>590865987

Because ginger
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>>590865987
because he's a 2'4" ginger
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>>590863829
>>Taylor and Karlie Kloss

Are they making the lesbo tri pussy to pussy?
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>>590866111
FUCKING TRIPS
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>>590865432

yeah, you win the beta award.

im a 47 yo oldfag. you will undoubtedly accuse me of being on christmas break from middle school, but that's cause you are such a little bitch.

all women are whores. they give attention and energy to the strongest male in the vicinity because they want to be taken care of.

tl/dr don't fall in love with your whore and you can avoid all of this anger and angst
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>>590866111>>590866310
>>590866157

She looks like a mouse though. I'm sure he could pull it off.
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>>590865844
what the fuck are you talking about retard
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I know it you Taylor so im going to take the chance and call you a faggot ... OP is a faggot....
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>>590866445
THIS FAGGOT
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>>590862713
Because you can look into her eyes and tell that she subconsciously hates men. She may love the dick and money but can't keep one.

She's basically every white woman in America.
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>>590866786

never noticed the resemblance until now. good job anon!
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>>590866786
hah, nice
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>>590864629
This
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>>590866786
looks nothing like her tbh
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>ITT: A bunch of faggots argue over a mediocre girl
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>>590866375

Funny part is, not all women are this way.

Taylor Swift and millions of others are though.

It amuses me that you're so far in denial that you can't see it.

She's been bouncing from dick to dick for years, never more than a few months per dick, and just a couple weeks between dicks.

Now she's suddenly 'bi-curious' if the rumors are to be believed.

You could interchange this bitch with one of the randos I fucked and chucked over the last decade and unless you showed me pictures I wouldn't know which was which.
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Because she's looking for love in all the wrong places.

Also, she should date me. Because I'm like L'Oreal. *I'm worth it*
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>>590867221
you dropped your fedora sir
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>>590867113
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Cause she's disgusting
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>>590867095
Don't be mad because you didn't see it first
> being this beta
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>>590867115

funny part is, yeah they are

1 in a million might not be. women are exactly as promiscuous as men including your mom
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>>590862713
Because she's waiting for her soulmate...ME
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>>590867966
>>590867387
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>>590867095

tbh if you werent bobbing your head on nigger cock you would see the resemblance
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She only has a nice face. No ass and saggy titties
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>>590868105
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Won't put out. Only explanation.

I don't care how crazy she is - a girl that hot will find a guy willing to put up with her shit.

And there is only one way to chase that guy away - blue bals. Then she makes a song about how he's a jerk
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>>590868225
THIS BREAD LOOKS LIKE A TELEVISION.
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>>590868031

Lot better odds than 1 in a million.

If you were actually an oldfag you'd probably know that.

That or you've done nothing but tried to play Captain SaveAHoe for the last 30 years.
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>>590862713
She hasn't met me yet ;)
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>>590868336

>Danky Kang

Just try to say that without sounding retarded.
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If you really want to get technical...the reason she can't keep a man is because the leftist/social media projects this image of her. Anti-male and anti-family. Social engineering.

She is an idol. The younger girls will mold themselves after her.
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>>590868643
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>>590868540

>as predicted
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She's a whore, that's why.
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Wut
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>>590869074
Wouldn't be the first time.
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less juss sshit posts
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Can we get a raid going where we say she's now officially a member of MENSA?
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she loves the d
fresh tasty strange d
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>>590862713
Used to Fap to her like every other day only when I realised she's been fucked more times than Queen Victoria, did she started grossing me out!
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>>590869386
I want this to be true so bad. I love her so much.
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>>590870888
There's hope. When I reversed searched the image, no identical matches showed up. Stranger things have happened.
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Terrible judge of character, like most pretty blondes.
My grandmother went through 7 marriages.
My mother went through 3+my father, who she never married.

I don't know why, but blondness and naivety go together.
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