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Masturbate in my house. I call it homecoming.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Masturbate in my house. I call it homecoming.
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Fucked a bitch on the stairs, now I gotta stepchild
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>>590843056
Gave birth on the stairs. I call it stepchild
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Took a picture of a spider call it web cam
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go on....
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>>590843056
Shitting on the toilet I call it #2
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>>590843056
run in my house. I call it homerun.
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Sold my friend some coke. I call it blowjob
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>>590843056
i put her on my plate
den i do the dishes
then i dry the dishes and put dem away
but i dropped it and broke
call dat a break up
sweep up the pieces
throw dem in da trash
take out the trash
which is what i do to you, metaphorically speaking

metaphors within metaphors, 5th grade level pun, metaphor within pun

tunechi
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My girl got shot, it's a hoedown.
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Watched my nigga masturbate, call it dre beats
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Had anal sex with a monkey, I went ape shit.
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Drop my bowling ball in the pool, call it balls deep.
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Got my grandma on speed dial call it instagram
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Put some coke in her ass, call it buttcrack.
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This thread
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at carvel off her booty, damn dat was a good ass cake
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>>590843455
>>590845477
>>590845522
these dubs
also
>>590844440
soclose
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Go on a website, sight stuff on the net
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Push my nigga in a wheelchair, call it walking my dog
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Muhammad on my skateboard call him Ollie
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>>590843455
do u know who shot that photo?
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Made love with a bee, call her honeybun
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I wear cowboy clothes, call it ranch dressing
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Gave a bat a rimjob, niggas say I'm batshit crazy.
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Run with rick ross. Call it ross fit
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Made a faggot thread, call me OP.
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>I'm a ghost eating meat, call that boo-longia
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went from 100- 2 -0 real quick...
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Got twins goin down on me
call it 9/11
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>>590847623
best rhyme ITT
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i send a photo for me to your house with a bomb, i call it photobomb
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Gotta jap gurl on a skateboard call da bitch sushi roll..
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put sunglasses on my fruit, call it a blind date
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>>590848776
oops *of
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Work in a company of cockblocks, call it GameStop.
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Ate a rich bitch, call it fancy feast.
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>>590848841
Weezy is that you!?
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Fucked Wanda Sykes in my Hummer, call that Dick Van Dyke
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i put fresh flowers on your grave, fresh to death
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Got Tom Cruise on check, bitch that's Cruise controll
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>>590850487
lmao
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Wave away in my car, call it
drive-bye
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Sittin, passenger in the Impala with my nigga Oogie Boogie, that nigga ghost riding the whip
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ill have your mom flying through hoops for me i call that flying fish
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Got broads on my equator, had to broaden my horizon.
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>>590851172
um no
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>>590846763
Chuck Close?
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sometimes i like to fap on my money, doughnut
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>>590846763
i wanna cut that guy
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>>590851458
Nigga stop hatin'
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Ridin so hard on these dubs, niggaz call me check um..
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Bitch farted on my face. Call that brown-nosing.
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put a nun in a wheelchair,
call that virgin mobile.
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>>590852157
10/10
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>>590848041
creative son
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Nigga nigga nigga nigga my my nigga drizzy Drake Young Money nigga nigga aha Tunechi

*plays guitar*
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>>590848041
oh fuck. i kekd
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>>590853137

wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as fuck and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
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>>590843056
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Found a bag weed on a sidewalk call that shit potluck.
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>>590852498
i wanna slap the shit out of you just by reading the two comments you posted...congrats cheese dick
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>>590853327
solid
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>>590849984
Underrated
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Spit fire on a frenchman, made em' french toast
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Jumped out of a plane with only the clothes on my back and 2 guns
I was fine since I had a pair of shoot
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>>590846305
fucking undrrated
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Fell on a field, call that a field trip
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>>590844348
They are similes you dipshit
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>>590852595
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I gave a homeless guy 20 cents; he said it was a paradigm shift.
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Stuck my dick in a trans am.
call it rape kit.
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Played Dungeons and Dragons on a camping trip. Came across a gorge occupied by a large group of orcs. I called that an in-tents orc-chasm.
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Got kotex on my mind,
Call it think pad.
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>>590852595
You high?
Check this shit out
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My dog is a detective call da nigga crimelab.

>keked at my own shit.
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Write retarded music. Call it a slow jam
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>>590854698
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you all just inadvertently made several rappers millions of dollars....
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My dad's stuck in the basement,
I call it pop & lock
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>>590855429
drake da type a nigga dat just donates it back to charity anyway
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>>590853549
You ain't bout shit fuckboi
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>>590855096
would have been better used: I fucked your bitch retarded called that shit a slow jam
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I just grunted and mumbled into a mic.

I called it rapping.
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>>590854698
long-winded, but I like it.
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>>590856100
are you missing the idea of the thread?
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>>590855690
keked
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Forest gump working at the soup kitchen, call it Thanksgiving Dinner.
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>>590856100
10/10
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>>590856465
>>590856100

same fucking guy
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>>590853327

Woot!
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>>590856439
10/10
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Went to black church. Call that crunk for Christ
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Deaf bitches love my style, you can say I’m fresh to deaf.
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>>590856940
extra chromosome/46
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I never wash my dick, cause my bitch be ridin' dirty.
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>>590857336
I don't get it...
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>>590858083
nice meme
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24/7 sellin dank niggaz call me green day
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Nutted on the pussy, I call it pecan pie
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Ran head-first into a clock. I call it FaceTime.
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I let my bitch suck me first, call it a head start
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Killin' fake pic hos, call me Catfish Hunter
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>>590854773
ew nigga
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>>590855083
i kek'd a little
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>>590858180
Tom hanks, the actor who played forest gump is serving the poor dinner at the soup kitchen. T.hanks is giving dinner.
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>>590843056
Printed this thread out and laid my dick on it. I call it fucking stupid.
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>>590855690
10/10
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>>590844975
>>590846842
>>590849984
>>590854562
Topkek
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Put Jesus on my ride call that shit motor cross
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>>590859422
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>>590859422
10/10
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>>590859333
Oh, thanks for explaining it to me. Nice trips
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>>590858153
aaaahhhhhhhh shhheeeiiitt son!
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>>590845357
kek'd
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>>590858751
kek
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>>590860081
Got my dealer on speed dial call it instagram
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>>590859422
top kek
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Hold 9 faggots hostage, call it 9 gag.
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>>590856008
Nigga your shit WEAK ass FUCK. original is Way better
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>>590843056
When im rappin on stage and fall down, I call it a seizure.
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>>590858535
clever
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My bitch in the kitchen you can call it femenism
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rob a white boy, call it crackerjack
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Run a retreat for psychic niggas, call it a concentration camp.
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stacks of money in my freezer call dat shit a snow bank.

>kek
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>>590846305
Best one
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Push a hot bitch down the stairs , call that roll model.
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>>590854531
hue
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pussy made me collapse call that 9/11
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>>590844153
>run
>uses run again in the pun
get the fuck out
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>>590862407
Aaaaand your the reason copyrighting exsist.. bruh.
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>>590862412
>implying he doesn't do that already
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Broke an infants legs call that crippled for life
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>>590862907
He doesn't
--_______--
"Say I repeat lines call it rape rhymes"
BasedWayne
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>>590862889
google that entire thing and look at the first result for extra laughs
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Fart on my wallet, call that gas money
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Took a shit, still full.
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throw a pizza on the roof, call it pizza hut
got hella meth, call it google glass
do bidniss at the bird shop, call it paper crane
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>>590847876

why does this faggot always have that stupid squinty face whenever he poses for stupid gay ass fotos. this guy is a faggot
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>>590863359
i literally laughed out loud
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Fucked Her old ass in the park. Call it parkinson's
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>>590864277
so in this sense would boo-lognia be a verb or noun or what
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Anorexic slingin dope, call it slim shady
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>>590847876
absoulutley retarded
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Pass the lie detector test, call that Lion King
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I get the feels for my ride when my horses leave.

Call it

Miscarriage

Got a bitch saying her ABCs and she always gets stuck after O.

Call it

Herpes

Gotta nigger telling me to turn off the lights

he told me to turn

auschwitz
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