nz thread? nz thread, get in here cunts
eh b0ss
nawton hamfag reporting in
hows it folks
>>590647947
shameless self bump
threads a shit
Reporting In.
>>590648795
dinsdale fag reporting
>>590649843
greetings
>>590649945
and to you
guess i'll be posting here now
>>590650058
what're you upto tonight fellow hamfag
>>590650068
i hope this thread stays comfy
>>590650165
CS:GO, gotta get to the whare before it closes to buy a bbq,
you?
east auckland fag reporting
>>590650421
home alone atm, wishing i had a tinny or two
>it's <30 degrees in my bedroom
i guess it's not hot enough to not drink
WEST
IS
BEST
>>590650579
im also home alone. family have headed down the nine for newyears etc
>tfw Central Auckland master race
is there alcohol in liqueur chocolates?
WEST
IS
BEST
>>590650885
yes
>>590650723
parents are out for a couple hours at my sisters, making the most of an empty house
>>590650723
IKTF, my family are going to go on holiday for like a week and a bit
>tfw
also i forgot:
>tfw Nawton
Tala moana, warriors
>>590651043
you mean fapping with the audio up loud?
>>590651163
Tala moana is an illusion, exile.
>>590651188
nah, ain't got that much guts, specially with the porn i watch, neighbours would hear, just blasting loud music
Anyone see any good movies lately?
>>590651670
a million ways to die in the west,, i fucken died
>>590651670
Gonna watch Love Exposure when my family go on their holiday
>>590651670
watching the hang over part deuce on channil twa
good thread
>>590652196
lets make it interesting.
if this ends a 7 i will post my nips.
>>590652358
8. close enough
if dubs i will go eat a biscuit or something, i dunno
>>590647947
>get in here cunts
Not if you use language like that :(
>>590652454
if this reply gets dubs you cum on biscuit and post timestamp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6TRTBZUMM
haka's be crazy yo
>mad respect to a brother in arms
>the way I want to be remembered
Aucklander here. (Strange Aucklanders are never on /b/)
>>590652468
You're already in here though???????
:O
>tfw blasting MBDTF as loud as i motherfucking can
WEST
IS
BEST
Hello
>>590652822
I'm from Auckland
>>590652845
thoughts on "Only One"?
Gues who's back
BACK AGAIN
>>590652811
how do you feel that this gets used to welcome justin beiber, and any other celebrity that visits.
also is was that a nigga in a ghillie suit @0:22?
>>590650249
>>590652540
i'll reroll for this
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
Only Kiwi I ever met was a complete cunt.
Therefore you are all cunts.
>>590653157
I thought you said you were listening to MBDTF
>>590653136
don't be a dick
>>590647947
What's an ez?
>>590653182
Sounds about right
Gisbro reporting in, what's up guys?
>>590653240
Im not idbro
Its my first thread in 3 days :I
>>590653182
Persuasive inductive reasoning bro.
>>590652950
only gonna listen to it after the album's reeased
>>590653362
thoughts on TES?
>>590653030
>590653030
Being an americunt I really don't give a fuck
drunk as fuck /b/ro
Working weekend and holdiday shits gives me little time to drink
Gotta love me some crown royale
>>590653507
Well, it started going downhill after Skyrim
>>590653362
welcome back~
>>590653507
Wtf is tes
why are ids even gone
onehunga here, bored as fuck
>>590653671
Ty ty ty
>>590653617
>>590653700
The Eminem Show, you noobs
>>590653476
aiight
Are captchas back?? What the fuck
4chan is only working on my phone
THE
CAPTCHA
NEVER
BOTHERED
ME
ANYWAY
Am i the only one accesing 4chan on my phone? It comes up temporary pffline on desktop
damn all these connection errors...
>>590654364
have you tried turning it off and on again.
>>590654364
we're being ddos'd by Lizard Squad
but it don't matter
i'll still post HER
Test
>>590647947
You guys know that theres an international board right?
PAUL GET OFF $CHAN YA DRUGO
>>590655033
Fuck up, ill cut YOU
>>590654906
qt~
>>590655033
been there. done that.
Aucksfag here. Sup /b/ros?
Just bought janoski and roshe knockoffs, AMA
Ama
It's good seeing that Kiwi's are the only ones who can have a civilised thread on /b/.
>tfw you misclick right before an epik get
>>590650885
Fucking hell don't tell me your going to try to get drunk off them
D-D-D-DUNNERS HERE
Who got the weed on the shore?
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>590656007
I have some in the lawn
>>590656057
Couldn't buy a tinny?
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you love only HER
>>590655912
what else would you do with them?
>24 unique posters
all me lol
>>590656269
Eat em as a sweet
lots of ladyboys on channel 2 now
>>590656493
what sounds cuter:
lady cock or girls penis?
>>590656677
i'm a firm beliber in dudes with tits not chicks with dicks.
>>590650852
chur brada
>>590656677
Lady cock
>>590656677
girl penis*
>>590656875
word
i thought so too
>>590656677
SNSD ranking
1. Taeyeon
2. Yoona
3. Seohyun
4. Sooyoung
5. Yuri
6. Tiffany
7. Jessica (RIP)
8. Sunny
9. Hyoyeon
Here's a scale model of the solar system, of which NZ is clearly the best part.
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
a tribe called quest is the best rap group out of the 90s.
just throwin it out there
thread was kill last night before i could post my ramyun snack.
>>590657592
is jessica actually kill?
from the left i would like number 5, 7 and 8 pls..
>>590657889
Mmmmmm...
>>590657889
Looks like mi goreng to me
>>590658084
i drain hte broth
>>590658031
might as well be (RIP tho)
Found this image in a friend of a friends facebook, from New Zealand. There are many more like it.
Being an American myself, I need to ask you guys... is this wigger shit really that rampant in NZ?
From my point of view, this is beyond hilarious... you have no idea how utterly stupid you look. Do you really want to emulate the common American nigger? If so, why?
This requires an explanation.
>>590658199
Are u omegldbro
at least sica's sista is hot af
>>590658432
No, thas what they call a "lone niqqa"
>>590658432
yeah pretty much everyone in new zealand who isnt a mum, white middle aged man or retired looks like that
captcha: kkefe
>>590658432
>>590658367
Is that thing around her waist the control collar they use to keep them docile and compliant? I heard once that one of them went offline during a gig and the singer disemboweled three fans before they could get her back under control.
>>590658432
Every image looks like this... middle finger up, and stupid ass tattoos that look completely gay.
How prevalent is this, and do you have a word for these assholes?
>>590658584
that dude backstage be hnng'n hard.
>>590658700
most of them drive holden V8s and drink bourbon
>>590658700
>do you have a word for these assholes
BASED
>>590658700
We call them nate... They go by "boomdiers"
>>590658909
kek
>>590658784
>Will she never be mine?
I know that feel bro.
NZ thread? well seeing that you will be ours again i might as well join in.
>>590659108
Fucking rapist pedophiles, outta here u dirty cunt
>>590659108
filthy cunt
>>590659196
watch your mouth dirty island man, respect your elders.
>>590659108
botzing it
>>590659319
>island man
>British Person
>British Isles
Idiot.
>>590659309
>>590659401
you're just butthurt by that fact that we will own your asses again. you'll be nothing be re-classed as a colonist.
>>590659579
>by that fact
>re-classed
Niqqa, get outta here
>>590659108
You sending the Muslim hordes to re conquer?
Also Im still giggling that our commerce ministers last name is Goldsmith
>>590659579
imblying 'we' includes anything remotely relevant to you besides the country you're in.
you ain't doin shit nigga-san. just sit there and moisten your boypussy for when i tear that ass up.
>>590659579
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/
let's keep this kpop related
>>590659780
There is a commerce minister? Tf u on?
>>590659885
Paul goldsmith, niqqa
>>590659780
how dare you post material defacing the union jack like that!
Just recovered from a serious internet connection error. I'm back
>>590657592
For some reason I knew you'd place Sunny that low.
>tfw I had a dream the other week that i was replacing Jessica as the 9th member of snsd
Was a weird feel
Maori chicks nudes? So keen 4that
>>590659831
boy? you remember the last time someone got cheeky with their parents... they got based slapped from fucking heaven.
>>590647947
New Zealand belong to Australia.
>>590660222
>>590660149
i really liked sunny at the start of last year.
i had a dream once where i was playing last card with snsd
>>590660130
I luv the great Union Jack and our Gracious Sovereign. But I dont post the flag so that if some other whaka wants to they can.
Plus Maoris can be pretty cool and doesnt afraid of anything
hamfag here, can hook a nigga up if a nigga needs it
>>590660654
NiqqA, ill hook u up with ny fist of u donr shur thd fuxj up>>590660654
does anyone have a stone dine pan?
looks like it makes eggs like a mother fucker.
candy~
jelly~
love~
Any weed hookups in dunners?
>>590660779
oh you make me laugh
>>590660878
Only my fist, niqqa
So Idbros back wheres gay nazi?
>>590660802
It probably doesnt everything Ive ever used that looked awesome as shit in commercials or demonstrations has been pretty average not shit but average.
The one exception is the shark navigator man I love that thing.
>>590661055
Was anyone here at the BW campground riots? that shit was fun
>>590661142
Why are you such a retard you would burn other peoples shit?
>>590661142
doesn't look like much of a riot.
2015 is the year for kpop
our year
can't be any worse than 2014
>>590661382
the year to acquire one?
>>590661055
who cares, fuck that faggot
Auckland central reporting in
>>590661382
Judging by her chest she didnt win any melon awards
>>590661237
>>590661246
Was not down on the burning. abit to far for me. was in on the fence pushing though. That was fun. what were you doing for new years
>>590661142
>teenagers
>>590661584
Sucking dick cos im a faggot
bushiin guy here
havnt been around past few days, some games take a lot of time
>>590661584
funposting what else is there
>>590661638
gr8 m8
I will pay 35000 NZ Dollars to whoever can deliver me snsd or f(x) legit win.
>>590661584
were skulls cracked?
was the bomb squad called in?
or did police just turn up and tell people to disband. then everyone waddled off while people scremed out #fuckthepolice while throwing up finger shapes in the air. #seigheil and what not. drunk girls clawing at their confident manlet beef cakes tellin them to walk away.
>>590661784
i was about to go on /b/ for new years to see what sad sacks would be on for new years. but fuck that shit riot started at 4:30pm
>>590661909
you missed great things.
>>590661572
AYYYYYYYYY
>>590661895
I have no idea how it began but there was a war between two campsites right next to the fence that separated them. considering it was new years eve and we were a leaving tomorrow people didnt give a fuck. started off with a few cans flying then a couple of fires broke out then some drunk cunts set a fence on fire and then final pushed the mother fucker down. after that all hell broke loose. They had to close down the campsite at 8:30pm haha fuck shit was loose as fuck. See the slut from jamies world get escorted out.
>>590661461
this year will be the year
>>590661572
;_;
>>590662316
Imagine all the parents of the 12vies on her page seeing that. It fills me with keks.
>>590661909
I played airsoft for a day the other day so even though its the first time Ive done anything in weeks I can still pretend I have a life... Cant I?
>>590662340
We're all gonna make it~
>>590662340
i shall frequent noodlehouses till i acquire one.
Im here to beat bitches and eat eggs, and I'm all out of eggs.
>>590662905
beat it bitch
>>590662516
Have you seen the videos of BW. there fucking shocking when you're sober. Craziest parts was when kunts were chucking fireworks in the fires. some fucking crazy bangs were heard all through the campgrounds
>>590663143
Saw that one through fag book only thing that came to mind is how fucking out of it he looks.
Well, summer school starts tomorrow
goodnight bros, goodbye late nights ;_;
>>590662905
i've cooked the man some eggs.
eggs and steak.
>>590663403
See you, my darling. Have a good rest and I'll see you in the morning, ok?
>>590663223
meet up with him seemed like a nice guy. meet that jamie chick too. super fucking shy but friendly. some cunts were hurling some abuse at her m8. but this massive islander dude fucking cracked them, she had like her own protection kek
>>590663403
gn(RIP)
study hard~
>>590663403
gn my child
my new years res was to not reset my last.fm plays again
>>590663809
What's your lastfm?
>>590663531
>super fucking shy
How so?
>>590663531
i don't know who that is, but parties hard i guess.
>>590663839
cocksucker69
>>590663531
Lol reminds me of the time some random white trash bitches tried to beat up my sister when she was up town with her friends including the maori prop of our rugby team
Wellington here.
>>590663904
>>590663916
Like when ever one would be drinking they would drink out side there tents with friends being loud etc etc. All she would do would be in her tent and drink by herself or with a friend. I guess she just didnt want the spot light. when i tried to talk to her, approach her person to person instead of just being "OMG YOUR OFF JAMIES WORLD!!!11ONE!1!iION!IE" i just came up introduced my self and just asked why she was drinking in her tent and not out like everyone else. she said just dudes will try come up to her and hit on her all the time and she hates guys that think there hot shit, i was like fair enough.
>inb4 white knight
also the brown guy is jimi jackson some nz comedian
>>590663839
muSSYK
i don't even know why i made one
>>590664378
eh b0ss
>>590664442
wot did her puss smell like
>>590664515
Walking? No thanks. You have fun though.
>>590664378
Why did you steal all the jobs I need?
>>590664442
i was told i looked like jimi jackson by some maori chicks on omegle.
i didn't know who it was. mfw not even jimi jackson.
>>590664657
I got transfered to my job from a branch outside the city. If you're trying to find your first job, you might as well leave now.
>>590664725
u talked with taylor swift and didn't tell us???
>>590657592
1. Jessica
2. Yoona
3. Sooyoung
4. Yuri
5. Hyoyeon
6. Tiffany
7. Taeyon
8. Seohyun
9. Sunny
>>590664529
Fresh m8. like an untouched famous virgin
So I'm going to be applying for the jobseekers soon. Anyone have any tips for dealing with WINZ?
>>590664778
Im not there thats the problem Ive searched the whole hutt valley in desperation too
>>590664725
I love how theres that little watermark down in the corner coz thats not gonna give it away to the rewenies
>>590665005
git gud, fagget
>>590665076
i know my brew.
>>590664856
>5. Hyoyeon
damn...
>>590665227
Fuck your dickbutts amuse me
>>590665134
Ill try for you
>>590665227
needs more lmao
>>590664987
dont shoot them
>>590664987
go to every appointment/interview they set for you.
if you can't make it call them and give a valid reason. or they'll cut your shit and you'll have to wait up to 13 weeks depending on situation.
glad i don't have to deal with those fuckers anymore.
Ausfag here just wounding bout car laws. Can you really have a mountain of iron out the bonnet
>>590665262
yea shoulda been higher maybe
shes my favorite dancer of the group
jessica is my favorite singer
>>590665705
You what now?
i'm out
peace
>>590666022
luv u bbe
>>590666022
>>590666099
>>590666104
my darlings, my children, my night time lovers
we are kill soon.
>>590666481
we kill now lol rip
>>590666675
it's just not my day...
l8ers