DARK SOULS THREAD, GET IN HERE YOU FILTHY CASUALS
Who r u calin casul, scrub?
Decided to go back and play the first Dark Souls. 52 hours in and I beat Gwyn with a +5 Dragon Tooth and Smoughs Armor with Mask of The Father and Havel's Ring. I didn't fat roll so I was a fuckin tank doing 450+ in PVP.
Hey guys, i've recently started playing dark souls for the first time.
How the fuck do I beat that guy with the dragon tooth as a weapon? The one that kills you with one hit?
It's fucking impossible
Get a good weapon, should probably have rung at least one bell if not 2 before trying the guy.
Ditch your armor, you're faster without it. Equip shield with 100 phys defense and hi stability(reduces amount of stamina eaten when you take a hit with the shield)
Circle strafe him, wait for him to attack, hit him once or twice(or backstab once then move back) and whittle his health down. If you get hit move out of the way and wait for your sta to refill before trying to engage him
Not kill, shoot the tail hanging off with arrows...it's a powerful weapon for the beginning of the game...if you kill the black knight before the Taurus Demon, you may be lucky enough for him to drop his sword, which is better
I'm looking to start playing, but have no console controller to hook up to it, and I've heard the mouse & keyboard controls are fucking shit - thoughts? Worth investing in a wired 360 remote or some shit?
Nigga, you just gave me my new background
Nigga I'll give you another one.
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
What's yer fav weapons? Its been ages since I've played but I remember qualags furysword +5 with max humanity scaling absolutely destroying anything. If you're lucky enough to get a black knight halberd that'll also carry you through the first 2 playthroughs. The spear you get from ornstein is great in PvP, since it has ridiculous range and is spamable
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
Dont listen to any of these guys, dont use the drake sword, it is good for the beginning, but you will become dependent of it later and it will fail. It's a crutch that you need to let go of.
The thing is, I'm always inconsistent. The longest I'll be able to repeat that up without losing my focus and accidentally fucking up the timing of a button press is maybe a minute or two.
I played through it all with just a mouse and keyboard and it was fine for me. Though I did install a mod to fix the original problem of being too sensitive and fiddly. DS2 on the other hand... Fuck that shit.
Darksiders 2 any of the saints row games and shovel knight are shit on the keyboard but in my opinion any game with a 3rd person over the shoulder kind of camera benifits from haveing the controller.
PRAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUNNNNNLALALALALALALALALALA!
You fucktard. He's left handed. And that's pre-void Artorias so don't give me the "His left arm is broken bullshit"
learn to parry. Watch online vid.
>lobs club over shoulder
>be as fucking close as you can
>parry with target shield or buckler
>weak attack with main hand weapon
>repeat until dead
And where does it confirm that it's his fucking sword dipshit? It doesn't. It's just named majestic. It doesn't say Artorias. How do you know it isn't a replica? He's a high ranking knight I'm sure there were knights, maybe who served under him who had replicas of his sword. And why are you being so fucking mean? I've done nothing to you except tell you there's nothing in the game confirming he's left handed. Dark souls is ambiguous as shit, so don't go and call someone a retard for interpreting the game differently from you. You're acting like an autistic spoiled brat.
fuck that shit. I've blown through every fucking boss in this game (except smough and ornstein) with my patented heavy build.
>level up only strength until about 20
>zweihander in skellington graveyard by firelink shrine
>smash until you are strong enough to wield one handed
>you are now a tank
>level up +10 divine zweihander
>take a few miracles too
>now a paladin
Also doesn't hurt if you get mask of the child
>be me in darkroot garden
>walking around waiting for people to invade
>first guy appears
>sword breaks halfway through battle, fuck
>another person invades
>finish off first person with pyromancy
>third guy invades
>start running out of pyromancy, switch to miracles
>switch to spells
>run out, use items
>switched to tin brandishing rod
>run to door, blocked, realize second guy never showed up
>find second guy, afk
>finish him off and run to door
>8th person invades
>backstab instant kill
Died most to him than any other boss/enemy in the game. Take off your armor or just move around and dodge when he hits the ground when he has two hands on his mace. Then backstab him.
Can also glitch him out by running up the stairs and out the door and keep resetting his aggro while hitting him with a shit ton of a arrows/magic. This takes a long time
>Have a bunch of fucking fun
>Hear it is shit
>Hear DSI is way better
>Continues to stop responding when I play
>Can only play 30 minutes at a time
Anyone know how to fix this?
Dark souls 1 is harder and also just extremeley inconvenient. Some people for whatever reason reeaally like the inconvenience. Ds1 also has a better story. Overall gameplay though ds2 is more fun
Yeah also tried dsfix vs no dsfix
Tried 30fps vs 60fps lock
Tried controller vs none
Doesn't happen to any other games
Requirements should be fine since it runs just fine before it stops responding
I just started playing for the first time, i picked it up for about 18 bucks at gamestop and i was wondering what the best class was, i chose a warrior with the black firebombs cause he looks the coolest (very slim master race) but i learned pyromancers can shoot fireballs, can i shoot fireballs as a warrior
(gamertag is sawblade47 for anyone who gives a fuck)
>passing through Valley of the Drakes to open shortcut
>what's that massive thing over there?
>shoot it with an arrow to be safe
>K it's safe
>approach, realise it's a dead dragon
>grab loot (note: singular)
>AW SHIT DIS NIGGA AIN'T DEAD
>RUN BITCH RUN
dude i got the zweilhander when i first started playing, when the crow took me to lordran i think i went down and took it from the place with all the scizzor ghosts either that or on the place with the spooky skeletons, one i got it i tried killing the spoopy skellington king at the end and i only got like 2 damage on him, then a big fuckin bombardment of skeletons ripped my guts out....good times
I used the scimitar for a while and actually got it up to +5 raw before I decided to check out the Drake Sword. I felt like it was a bitch move on my part plus I just didn't like how it swung. Then, the thorn dude invaded me and I got my sword so I'm currently being a boss with his sword +7 raw... fuck the Drake Sword.
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first time playing, managed to get to the room before nito without even getting close to the capra demon. got confused and had to read a guide from the very beginning. really sucked getting back because i was so weak, any enemy killed me with at least two hits.
Either look up the wiki, a walk-through, or keep playing until you understand where to go and what to do
it does get easier later though, after the pursuer you'll get a shield with 100 defense, which should help
Artotius of the abyss kinda disappointed me bacuse I feel like there could have been a lot more and a lot more weapons I literally got every weapon and spell in one day I was mad when I spent 15 dollars on that
Casuals that are hated by other casuals>>590664208
Naked + back stab
The only way to defeat my lord Havel.
>Not farming at least 20 zweihanders via spiders to make sure you don't have to make the trip back to the blacksmith or bonfires while pvping
>Not having 6 zweihanders in all your weapon slots at all times
what's a build that's fun enough to play through all the DLCs/Games on DS2 that isn't OP or super hard?
Every time I just loose interest half way through, have tired dex/pyro with raipers, currently doing pure hex, got like 900 hours in DS1 and never had this problem
>I wanna fuck Mytha so fuckin' bad...
>I want her to lick my balls while I fuck her
>I want her to blow me holding her own severed head, slamming it down forcing herself to deepthroat me
>when I bust in her mouth I want her to hold her head up and swallow so it leaks out the bottom and spills all over her titties
That's the most evilest thing I've ever seen.
The move set is extremely reminiscent of his move set. I only found out today that when two handing from the left hand, R2 (or RT) is his somersault attack.
So...yeah, it's sorta his sword because it's the same moves. And the fact that it fucking looks like his sword.
But that's, you know, something.