DARK SOULS THREAD, GET IN HERE YOU FILTHY CASUALS
Who r u calin casul, scrub?
>inb4 praise the sun
Most casul game I've ever played
>>590643457
can the giant dad meme please end it's just as bad as praise the sun
>>590643200
Sif was the dumbest boss ever, fucking love playing the game just to put that fucking retarded dog down
Liked O&S's armor but the most fun fight imo is probably with Priscilla
Decided to go back and play the first Dark Souls. 52 hours in and I beat Gwyn with a +5 Dragon Tooth and Smoughs Armor with Mask of The Father and Havel's Ring. I didn't fat roll so I was a fuckin tank doing 450+ in PVP.
>>590643898
Giant Dad is actually a build in the game, same thing with Havel Mom
>>590643200
dump time
>>590643200
>>590645720
>>590646775
>>590646815
>buy Dank Soulz on winter sale
>play for 4 hours first time
>notbad.jpg
>next day play again
>rage quit and break controller
>haven't played since due to no controller
Hey guys, i've recently started playing dark souls for the first time.
How the fuck do I beat that guy with the dragon tooth as a weapon? The one that kills you with one hit?
It's fucking impossible
Dark souls PvP in a nutshell
What's the best method of getting trig the ghosts that you can't hit without being cursed?
Am I being a pussy by not getting cursed?
>>590643898
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>590647309
Learn to BackStab
>>590647309
Dodge roll, back stab, step away...rinse and repeat
Parry him atleast once then walk behind him and chain backstabs
>>590647799
transient curse, a consumable item. there are 2 on a body near the start of the area. the ghosts also drop them.
>>590647309
learn to parry
>>590647799
>what is transient curse
Break vases containing dead bodies in the to get transient curses. Use them to be able to attack the ghosts.
>>590643200
>>590647309
Parry and Ripostes are your friend. Any light/medium shield, drake sword, and you're good
>>590643200
Is this game any good?
>>590643457
>>590643706
Is this meme related to mlp in any way?
>>590647309
Do you have the magic arrows?
Nice lol. I have a sticker on my laptop with solare praising it :D
>>590648510
>Drake sword
I've haven't killed the dragon yet.
Should I try to kill it first?
My favorite game.
TBH you wont have fun for your first few hours. You will get your ass kicked and it might take a few sessions to actually git gud and have fun
>>590647309
Get a good weapon, should probably have rung at least one bell if not 2 before trying the guy.
Ditch your armor, you're faster without it. Equip shield with 100 phys defense and hi stability(reduces amount of stamina eaten when you take a hit with the shield)
Circle strafe him, wait for him to attack, hit him once or twice(or backstab once then move back) and whittle his health down. If you get hit move out of the way and wait for your sta to refill before trying to engage him
>>590647309
Parry the fuck out of him.But be careful with Havel One mistake and you're out.
>>590648671
Not kill, shoot the tail hanging off with arrows...it's a powerful weapon for the beginning of the game...if you kill the black knight before the Taurus Demon, you may be lucky enough for him to drop his sword, which is better
>>590648576
The game is fantastic
It has nothing to do with mlp and everything to do with the heirs of the sun
Don't kill the dragon.
cut it's tail off to get the sword. It may take a couple of hits / attempts but it's worth it if you don't want to pick up the great scythe.
Best character next to Artorias.
I've never played Dark Souls. Is it hard?
I'm looking to start playing, but have no console controller to hook up to it, and I've heard the mouse & keyboard controls are fucking shit - thoughts? Worth investing in a wired 360 remote or some shit?
>>590648671
Hit the red drake's tale with ~100 arrows from the basic bow and you will get it without having to kill the annoying bastard
new niggers aren't gonna parry havel
>>590648972
Nigga, you just gave me my new background
>>590648927
I will get a copy on steam, see what the fuss is all about.
Thanks.
It just might take a while to learn how to play.
everything in the game is designed to be dodgeable (Except your first time attempting seath)
>>590649014
For the first few hours untill you get the mechanics down. Then it's just muscle memory. You will enjoy it but you have to suffer first
>>590648671
Also if you have the master key Astora's Straight Sword is better than the Drake Sword in many ways
Can't stop the rock!
>>590648671
Cut the tail off with a bow.
I completed the game 10 times, and I've yet to kill the dragon once.
>>590649123
Nigga I'll give you another one.
Havel is very easy to parry. maybe this is a good time to learn it.
>>590643898
Bithc
>Be me
>Roaming Lordran
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>nope.jpg
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>feelsgoodman
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>rageintensifies.gif
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>weird
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>screaming?
>crying?
>moaning?
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
>>590649456
>mfw the old days of Havelmom flippers is gone.
Like tears, in rain.
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>>590649043
Buy the controller almost impossible with the mouse and keyboard. Although I heard a story about a guy who beat the entire game with just a guitar hero controller .
Captain Pronin OP.
Crit1kal plz nerf
What's yer fav weapons? Its been ages since I've played but I remember qualags furysword +5 with max humanity scaling absolutely destroying anything. If you're lucky enough to get a black knight halberd that'll also carry you through the first 2 playthroughs. The spear you get from ornstein is great in PvP, since it has ridiculous range and is spamable
>>590649622
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>isthisameleeattack.png
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>casul spit?
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Havel
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>nothing
>sudden realization
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>ohillsticksmethinginyou.webm
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>friend notices
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>LOL, NOPE
>2late4u
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
>>590647309
Havel is a pussy, if you cant backstab or parry, then hit him, dodge and leave the room and recover....
>>590647799
transient curse u nigger, look it up
>>590649043
100% worth.
>>590648671
Dont listen to any of these guys, dont use the drake sword, it is good for the beginning, but you will become dependent of it later and it will fail. It's a crutch that you need to let go of.
>>590649043
After you buy a controller you'll also have more of a reason to try out other games you may have otherwise passed on. Very much worth it.
>>590647799
Artorias greatsword (cursed)
>>590649956
The thing is, I'm always inconsistent. The longest I'll be able to repeat that up without losing my focus and accidentally fucking up the timing of a button press is maybe a minute or two.
>>590649931
Fuck that ledge, i got it 2nd try fuck what kind of asshat would do that
>>590650341
you rack diciprine
Is anyone lvl cap 756 causal?
>>590650310
What other games would be considered unplayable without the controller? I haven't really found anything else that has a terrible PC setup
>>590649043
I played through it all with just a mouse and keyboard and it was fine for me. Though I did install a mod to fix the original problem of being too sensitive and fiddly. DS2 on the other hand... Fuck that shit.
>>590650555
why would you lvl cap? stop b4 150 or u never be able to summon
>>590650508
>>590650726
I was around 240 last time I checked and I still got (somewhat) regular fights in the Burg
>>590650558
Darksiders 2 any of the saints row games and shovel knight are shit on the keyboard but in my opinion any game with a 3rd person over the shoulder kind of camera benifits from haveing the controller.
>>590650558
Not necessarily unplayable but highly improved. Say you have a Sega style platformer from Steam such as Shovel Knight, it'll just be so much better with a controller.
Anyone got any adorable ass pictures of Priscilla? She's just too cute, nigga
>>590651325
Hnnggggg bby Ornifex. Always wanted to pound that birds ass.
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>>590651593
If there are dark souls sex comics please post
>>590650908
people lower than you can invade, but you cant invade them (10 SL +10% for lower than you, no limit upper). thats how it works.
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>>590651593
He actually jumped off when he noticed her dagger
PRAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUNNNNNLALALALALALALALALALA!
best one
>>590650151
>>590652766
>>590652884
Does anyone have bigger resolutions of these? Would be great for my gaming room
>>590653780
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKDJHDFKJVHDSF
>>590653486
>ninja-flipping
what?
>>590655094
Safety is gone
>>590655130
>>590649548
holy shit lmao
>>590655438
You fucktard. He's left handed. And that's pre-void Artorias so don't give me the "His left arm is broken bullshit"
>>590655780
There's nothing in the game confirming he's left handed.
>captcha passionately ineptiv
>>590656085
GO IN DEPTH IN THE FUCKING LORE YOU ASS HAT! Even when they dropped Artorias' sword in the Iron Crown DLC it said all past owners we're left handed. Fuck you.
>>590656316
>>590656353
liek dis?
>>590656579
yus.
>>590647309
learn to parry. Watch online vid.
>lobs club over shoulder
>be as fucking close as you can
>parry with target shield or buckler
>weak attack with main hand weapon
>repeat until dead
>>590656353
And where does it confirm that it's his fucking sword dipshit? It doesn't. It's just named majestic. It doesn't say Artorias. How do you know it isn't a replica? He's a high ranking knight I'm sure there were knights, maybe who served under him who had replicas of his sword. And why are you being so fucking mean? I've done nothing to you except tell you there's nothing in the game confirming he's left handed. Dark souls is ambiguous as shit, so don't go and call someone a retard for interpreting the game differently from you. You're acting like an autistic spoiled brat.
>>590648671
fuck that shit. I've blown through every fucking boss in this game (except smough and ornstein) with my patented heavy build.
>knight
>level up only strength until about 20
>zweihander in skellington graveyard by firelink shrine
>smash until you are strong enough to wield one handed
>acquire greatshield
>you are now a tank
>fuck rolling
>level up +10 divine zweihander
>take a few miracles too
>now a paladin
Also doesn't hurt if you get mask of the child
>>590649187
>fucking curse bullshit
>went back and kicked ass no problem round 2
This game was supposed to be much harder than it has become
>>590643200
I'm not sure it's possible to play that game and also be a "casual". Just judging by the difficulty the game is reputed to have.
Liiiiivvve
>>590656353
AUTISM INTENSIFIES
>be me in darkroot garden
>walking around waiting for people to invade
>first guy appears
>sword breaks halfway through battle, fuck
>another person invades
>finish off first person with pyromancy
>third guy invades
>start running out of pyromancy, switch to miracles
>fourth invades
>killed them
>fifth invades
>switch to spells
>run out, use items
>switched to tin brandishing rod
>run to door, blocked, realize second guy never showed up
>find second guy, afk
>finish him off and run to door
>8th person invades
>backstab instant kill
>die
>>590647309
Died most to him than any other boss/enemy in the game. Take off your armor or just move around and dodge when he hits the ground when he has two hands on his mace. Then backstab him.
Can also glitch him out by running up the stairs and out the door and keep resetting his aggro while hitting him with a shit ton of a arrows/magic. This takes a long time
>Be me
>Buy DSII
>Have a bunch of fucking fun
>Hear it is shit
>Hear DSI is way better
>Buy DSI
>Try DSFix
>Try everything
>Continues to stop responding when I play
>Can only play 30 minutes at a time
Anyone know how to fix this?
>>590659704
Have you tried googling your problem already? Updated drivers, other games acting the same way, checked the requirements etc etc as well?
>>590659704
Dark souls 1 is harder and also just extremeley inconvenient. Some people for whatever reason reeaally like the inconvenience. Ds1 also has a better story. Overall gameplay though ds2 is more fun
>>590659934
Yeah also tried dsfix vs no dsfix
Tried 30fps vs 60fps lock
Tried controller vs none
Updated drivers
Doesn't happen to any other games
Requirements should be fine since it runs just fine before it stops responding
>>590643200
Demon's Souls was wholly superior
/thread
>>590643200
I just started playing for the first time, i picked it up for about 18 bucks at gamestop and i was wondering what the best class was, i chose a warrior with the black firebombs cause he looks the coolest (very slim master race) but i learned pyromancers can shoot fireballs, can i shoot fireballs as a warrior
(gamertag is sawblade47 for anyone who gives a fuck)
i didn't like ds2 very much and i don't know why. overall i'm pretty sure their the same game, but i didn't like it as much as ds1. can someone explain this to me?
>>590660516
should've taken the masterkey
you can shoot fireballs as any class but you'll find the item you need for it much later in the game
>>590660642
i was told not to take the master key cause of i wasnt ready for the rooms they opened anyway
>>590660784
it helps getting to blighttown a little easier and the other consumable you are offered are a bit unnecessary
>>590660784
Your mentor is casual
>>590649343
>passing through Valley of the Drakes to open shortcut
>what's that massive thing over there?
>shoot it with an arrow to be safe
>doesn't move
>K it's safe
>approach, realise it's a dead dragon
>grab loot (note: singular)
>AW SHIT DIS NIGGA AIN'T DEAD
>RUN BITCH RUN
>>590657337
dude i got the zweilhander when i first started playing, when the crow took me to lordran i think i went down and took it from the place with all the scizzor ghosts either that or on the place with the spooky skeletons, one i got it i tried killing the spoopy skellington king at the end and i only got like 2 damage on him, then a big fuckin bombardment of skeletons ripped my guts out....good times
>>590650161
I used the scimitar for a while and actually got it up to +5 raw before I decided to check out the Drake Sword. I felt like it was a bitch move on my part plus I just didn't like how it swung. Then, the thorn dude invaded me and I got my sword so I'm currently being a boss with his sword +7 raw... fuck the Drake Sword.
>>590656353
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
first time playing, managed to get to the room before nito without even getting close to the capra demon. got confused and had to read a guide from the very beginning. really sucked getting back because i was so weak, any enemy killed me with at least two hits.
Smosh is an undeniable pile of shit, but god damn if this isn't a beautiful video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMU41taZJLw
Where the fuck do I start with Dark Souls 2? I feel fucking helpless
>>590647309
Git gud, learn to parry and backstab, don't fuck up ur rolls u casul
>>590662365
Either look up the wiki, a walk-through, or keep playing until you understand where to go and what to do
it does get easier later though, after the pursuer you'll get a shield with 100 defense, which should help
>>590659219
what happens if you leave that covenant? The cat thing warned bad things
Artotius of the abyss kinda disappointed me bacuse I feel like there could have been a lot more and a lot more weapons I literally got every weapon and spell in one day I was mad when I spent 15 dollars on that
>>590662203
Seconded.
>>590663398
can i hav ur dollar?
>>590661885
What do you mean +7 raw? The highest you can go with raw reinforcement is +5. I smell the blood of a casul.
>>590663693
whatever, you know what I mean. It's almost 4am and I've been playing DS since midnight and I have no idea why the fuck I'm still awake
>>590663348
not sure, left and nothing happened, but since you're in not in the covenant anymore i think the npc's start attacking you again
>>590663693
whats that ring that lets you roll a lot called?
>>590663595
Lol sure fite mi 1v1 u casul
>>590663953
Uh if you want stamina Havel's ring roll change is dark wood grain ring
>>590643200
Lol dark soulz is gay
>>590664208
you just took casul to a whole new even more casul lvl
>>590664208
of course! What game is this to compete with the intense multiplayer, story, and gameplay of games like Call of Duty? /s
>>590664208
Casuals that are hated by other casuals>>590664208
here have a wallpaper
>>590647309
Naked + back stab
The only way to defeat my lord Havel.
get out of here undead.
>>590663953
Dark Wood Grain Ring
2015 not using dragonrider twinblade+5 with bleeding
>>590666978
>Not using dual zweihanders all day erryday
>2015
wut r u? casul?
>>590667294
>>590667294
ew i bet u got it from the iron keep too pleb
Lol, my full dex build would shit on you all.
>>590667617
weapon?
>>590667490
>Not farming at least 20 zweihanders via spiders to make sure you don't have to make the trip back to the blacksmith or bonfires while pvping
>Not having 6 zweihanders in all your weapon slots at all times
fukin pleb
>>590667883
the fuck's your vitality lel?
>>590668109
>Starting as anything besides deprived
>Not keeping base stats and only leveling up strength to 99
bet your a filthy dexfag 2
what's a build that's fun enough to play through all the DLCs/Games on DS2 that isn't OP or super hard?
Every time I just loose interest half way through, have tired dex/pyro with raipers, currently doing pure hex, got like 900 hours in DS1 and never had this problem
I just bought it on PC - do people have any mods to make the controls better? I can't even press Esc to access the main menu..
Was going to sleep, then, dark souls thread... fuck
>>590651325
...Sauce, my dear friend?
>>590649548
wtf hahaha
>>590643200
>I wanna fuck Mytha so fuckin' bad...
>I want her to lick my balls while I fuck her
>I want her to blow me holding her own severed head, slamming it down forcing herself to deepthroat me
>when I bust in her mouth I want her to hold her head up and swallow so it leaks out the bottom and spills all over her titties
>>590669972
Google.
>>590649461
i'd like a similar one saying
GIT GUD
>>590669011
Unplayable without a gamepad
>>590670445
Or DSfix.
Actually the mouse gives me much more control in quickly viewing what I want to look at using that.
>>590654115
That's the most evilest thing I've ever seen.
>captcha: oysta
>>590657249
The move set is extremely reminiscent of his move set. I only found out today that when two handing from the left hand, R2 (or RT) is his somersault attack.
So...yeah, it's sorta his sword because it's the same moves. And the fact that it fucking looks like his sword.
But that's, you know, something.
>be me
>about to do a Mundane run
>
>>590648972
>>590655951
falcon...PUNCH
>>590655951
>>590647904
>>590672631
>we don't talk about fat club