ITT: post the single most retarded thing youve ever seen on Tumblr
>thinks someone immediately should die if male
I don't think there's a cure for stupidity. Just kill it all like the virus it is.
by product or our overly sensitive society
they grow up not getting smacked just once for their bullshit and end up thinking they ar special snowflakes
then they have kids and coddle them even more
its a horrible horrible spiral
by the time we're 80 we will probably be killed for calling someone who dropped soup in our laps an idiot
WE ARE RAIDING TUMBLR AGAIN
Get off your asses and do something to these misandrist shitheads for once.
Make a new tumblr account, post gore and horrible shit to the tags SJW, Social Justice, Feminism, Feminist, Fat Acceptance, Otherkin, and anything related you can think of.
If you're too lazy for that, then shitpost this message all over /b/ and /pol/
This mobilization will go until we get a massive reaction, so keep at it.
missing everything but the girl character part
thats not fucking logical
one ting i really hate about feminist and modern day sjw culture
is to them everything is defendable and everyone is who they want to be
but that covers the people with true mental health conditions, like this one here.
and they will never recieve. or even attempt to recieve help, in fact if someone tried to help them they would get attacked by sjws who think they were just trying to oppress them
So would you agree if I said that it is literally an over exaggerated view of American constitutional amendments and freedoms established? Considering most of these fucking psychos are in America?
i don't give a fuck about this gender bullshit, but the fact the british are still dumb enough to suck some random niggas dick just cause he is born into the "royaL family" is pretty fucking dome
Not Tumblr (Twitter) but here you go.
The cancer is spreading. Soon it will be in news rooms.
Nah, it'll even itself out. A lot of these people aren't ever going to enter positions of power due to their vague, but (made so by them) plainly obvious insanity. They're extremely unlikely to work their way into the gene pool either.
It's all about entitlement. Speaking as a relatively old guy, these millennials, or whatever they call themselves, have been brought up with the lottery and the x factor and all these things that tell them that all they need to do is be in the right place at the right time in order to get everything they want in life, rather than actually working for it like the rest of us do/did.
(I'm not lumping all the kids in this one. I have faith that there are some people of this generation who have the nouse to do it properly.)
People like this need to be starved out of existence.
>Browsing YLYL thread.
>Losing so bad.
>Laughing my turtle to bed.
>Die. Lose my shit. Start shedding tears.
>Start shouting because I can't laugh anymore.
>Turtle wakes up.
And I'm not even one of those people that say that they "literally cried" at something. Those people are utter faggots.
aspergers.He' ok [name of friend] put the money back in your hand the way you had it. Now the way he's holding it, how fast could you guys come over here and take that from him? Would you ever allow this to happen to you? Specially it being a 20?"
"Oh hell no. Never. That's a really big mistake." says the blond guy.
"Nope that would be too easy." says the other
I tell them how frustrating it is to deal with him, and the blond guy understands,"Yeah, I know this girl who has autism and will talk your head off."
"We finally get food, sit down and he has this look on his face like someone told him no to his favorite ice cream or they have to leave the park early."OK I know that look. Why are you upset?"
"[Friend's name], I'm not stupid. I can read you like a 25 font size book. You're not complicated."
"I don't like that my maturity level is so low." He mopes as he eats.
"There's not much you can do accept work on it and hope for the best. That's literally it. My ADHD is severe and I get very distracted. You've prolly seen me." We talk about his condition like we literally always do every Friday. This is one of the reasons we goto the mall as well, for interactions. I know my severity of my mental disorders but they are not as bad as his. Later on, we are walking around, waiting for Magic to start. Finally, i get my ass kicked, so does he and he also just started about 2 months ago at most. My friends at home (also TX) wanted to play "Mount my friends" and we were going to record it. They didn't know I was at the mall. This was all a spur of the moment. My friends wanted to play. Oh well, I couldn't. I told them later tonight when I got home.
oh shit mybad. I fucked up.
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Yesterday, I goto Friday night Magic like I always do if I'm able to. The day is going pretty smooth, everyone is happy having a good time. I'm with my autistic "friend" because his mother is ok with him and I going to the mall. The only reason I hang out with him is cause his mother takes us to the mall to play magic. Otherwise, I don't give a shit about him. He's 22 and so am I. He's around mentally 9 and doesn't have a grasp on reality at all or to little extent. We goto the food court to grab something to eat. I get mine first cause I know exactly what I want and the Sushi place knows me. Takes all about 10 minutes to get it done.
Finally, we go over to taco bell where he gets his food. His mother handed him a 20 before we left the car. He doesn't have a wallet, an ID nothing to carry money in and wads it up into his pocket and leaves it there. Doesn't even fold it into a 4th like most people do. Holding the $20 out in line like it's a flimsy piece of paper waiting to be handed to a teacher, I notice this."Wow! What do you think you're doing!"
"What?" he asks.
"Are you trying to have someone come snatch that 20 out of your hand?" I tell him.
"Look, if you're going to be in line holding money, you need to have it like this,"I take it from him, fold it up into a 4th and show him how to hold it. You can't see it in my hand now."See? Now if someone came by they wouldn't know if that were money or you clenching your fist. OK hang on."
2 guys waiting on their food. I ask them,"OK guys, can you help me out with something? My friend here is autistic, specifically has aspergers.
Here's the thing: In the EXTREMELY rare cases of people who actually have multiple personality disorder, the various personalities are unaware of each other's existence and totally disconnected.
Ergo, she's literally just doing that shit for attention.
>because fuck you
Oh. OH. OH! Kill yourself. Nobody will ever fuck you.
Sitting at the table, my autistic friend wanted to know more about my friends. I told him no, because I've already talked about him to them and they laugh. Not at his mental condition but at his maturity level and how he is as a person. He becomes very upset at the table. In my mall, I don't know about you, but we have these little cones sitting at the table that fold a little in half, that are sorta triangle. He picks it up starts to crumble it up, slam it on the table like a mad 5 year old."Wow! Wow! Wow! How fucking old are you?! This is one of the reasons I cannot have you meet my friends, you see this shit? You're acting 5. You need to stop this. I will literally make you sit in a corner if I have to. You going to act like a child, I will treat you like a child, you act like an adult, I'll treat you like one. Get it?" I said sternly.
"Yeah ok anon." he says mopping.
"You do this kinda shit in a job, you will be fired so fast. They will not put up with this at all. You want to grow up, you want to have friends, you want to do your own thing, this is not the way to do it."
"I haven't felt good all day."
"That's no excuse to act like a 5 year old. You get mad you roll your eyes and you blow it off. That's how most adults act. Sure, you can keep the anger in and slowly let it out but acting like your god damn 5 years old, you just proved to me that you can't handle being an adult. You wonder why people don't want to be around you. I am doing this cause your mother is appreciative and I guess because I like you need a friend and I'll do it as long as you listen to me." I don't mean that in a demanding since but you get the point of being a friend of someone. You can only take so much till you just want to tear their head of and say you're done.
I have to deal with this on almost an every other daily basis or at least once a week if I just try to ignore him. Why I put up with shit like this, I do not know.
So basically, the entire family bites the bullet and has an abomination called "tofurkey" to please the beast and the beast does not even care about that, just that they fucked up minor details because they are not vegans\mentally ill.
Bitch should get eaten alive by ants.
Anyone who actually calls themselves a feminist isn't for equality. What the fuck do women have to complain about in America. They have the same amount of rights, have the same education and work opportunities, etc. Just because they don't like a few social standards it's fucking oppression? Men have social standards to live up to as well, that's not oppression. If someone wants equality, then they will just say they want equality, for both men and women. Anyone who calls their self a feminist wants some form of female superiority over men, politically, economically, socially, either or.
Wtf is tumblers problem, trying to be other fucking genders and identifying as fucking other objets like toasters or some shit. How can Ppl be that retarded. Your a fucking human with either a male, female or tranny. Not everything if rape you asshats, if anything it makes me want to rape you to give you ptsd about my horse length cock
>post the single most retarded thing you've ever seen on Tumblr
>Implying not everything that comes from that site is equally degeneratively retarded
Because their slut mothers got knocked up in the 90s, now their 20ish daughters have been raised as sheeple from their overprotective single moms not wanting them to make the same mistakes. Always putting the woman first because of the original whore choice, then blaming the worlds problems on men
If I could have one wish, it would be that I personally could travel the world over and put a bullet in the skulls of every single one of these dumb whores. This shit makes me fucking rage hard.
I am sure, she is serious. I can't imagine a troll being THAT dedicated, her blog exists for quite a while now.
Also: Fucking Recaptcha, enabling Google caused my browser to reload ten million tabs.
>why do i have to fucking justify my life choices to you?
turns around and starts to scream at hr grandparents for choosing to meat
can they really not see their own hypocrisy?
I dont see me as a helper. I have my own personal tumblr but its specifically set up for gaming and reviewing shit and sometimes random ass blogs. it is a blog after all
This. It's so simple, yet it speaks volumes about the utter retardedness of some of people. They literally think feminine looking male pokemon (monsters from a fucking video game) are in need of a human concept.
don't worry tumblrinas sometimes attack themselves.
im a third world person, im not proud of it or ashamed but seriously everytime i see something like this im really afraid that someday my country become something like this, here we have narcotrafic, thievery, corruption and hundred of worst things, is basically the old wild west and somedays you even think that you may not come back home in one piece but thinking that maybe someday (into 50 years or more) may become this degenarete, queer, stupid and so intolerant to bullshit let me without sleep, seriously guys everytime i see one of this tumblr threads on /b/ i really wish is just some oldfags trolling newbies in the most deep and complicated scheme in the story of 4chan
Oh, and enjoy these parody images I did.
When feminist strive to help men in achieving the same rights that they as females automatically have in the U.S, then I'll believe that crap.
Until then, I judge them on their deeds. Screaming at men to give them whatever they want at the time.
egalitarianism is what folks who actually believe in equality relate to. Not some female based political movement based on treating anyone who disagrees as an guilty-until-proven-innocent, because females can get away with it.
Ha jokes on her I already do this with any game I can
if I had a child like this I would sneak all sorts of shit they hated in to their food
>how dare my mum cook her food in her house
Feminism is not, nor has it ever been, about equality.
The pursuit of true equality is older than all forms of feminism and is called Egalitarianism.
Feminism is a flawed and childish system that seeks to "right wrongs" that the members believe exist whether they do or not. Even if it was about equality, it's impossible to gain equalization when focusing only on one group within the scope of "the oppressed", i.e. it doesn't give a shit about minorities, gays, lesser religions, etc.
If you're truly for equality of all, drop the toxic and idiotic "feminist" monicker and call yourself an Egalitarian.
Can we all, us on 4Chan who constantly berate and belittle the fags and jews, agree that Feminists are the scum of the earth, and are now a total joke, undermining their ideas, only making them my favorite subjects of a thread?
>mfw took LGBT intro in Freshman year.
>mfw Three lessons through out the semester said gender is a choice, thus these people are forcing a gender on the baby.
They're triggering me.
> it doesn't give a shit about minorities, gays, lesser religions, etc
Actually, it does. It gives a shit when members of those groups speak out against feminism, whom they shoot down as "traitors" to the supposedly downtrodden groups they are a part of.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find rape something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible events like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when it comes to being raped. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones being forced into sexual activity? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about thigns like this. Pathetic piece of shit, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
kids need a good smack. I was smacked as a child and I turned out as a nice person. My little brother wasnt smacked because of some law here in australia and he beat up a bus driver recently and is barely home or goes to school. He's 16
after going through this thread, being a /b-tard doesn't seem so fucked up anymore, what the actual fuck is wrong with these people? /b is tame compared to this horseshit. I fully endorse burning down this cesspool of a website, fuck tumblr,
>This whole thread.
I don't even know what is going on anymore.
wow you're fucking stupid.
Feminism is a pursuit of equality amongst genders, not the pursuit of total equality amongst everything.
Also calling yourself an Egalitarian is as stupid a thing as you yourself.
My biggest question of all time will remain:
Why does it fucking matter if it has no effect to any one else or to you?
That's what I will never understand about everyone,"you wana get married to the same sex? OK"
Christian,"NO SAME SEX IS WRONG!"
Normal logical person,"It doesn't effect me, my testicles, or my family, I honestly don't care."
"OMG YOU'RE HURTING SOCIETY! IT AFFECTS ME CAUSE I CAN SEE IT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN!"
"LOL what a giant faggot"
"THAT GUY IS BEING AN INTERNET BULLY! STOP CYBER BULLYING ME!"
"LOL FAGGOT! I FUCKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT! xxxxxxxxxD"
Is this legit or copy pasta?
you brought up spike didn't you from MLP
i will fucking post my god damn self if it helps this cause.
>fat sausage fingers
who would've guessed that.
Oh god I just remembered, okay story time faggots
So there is this one feminazi chick at my school and she is literally the stereotypical tumblr feminist with the fucking problem glasses, unnaturally colored hair and weird haircut but she's more on the anorexic side.
Anyone this guy shows up at school one day wearing a "make me a sandwich" shirt and this bitch sees him and she fucking loses it. She yells all her feminist dogma at him and then she proceeds to rip off her bra and start hitting him with it. Literally the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Funny thing about rape - SJWs love to say that men "don't know not to rape". Do you understand the weight of this statement? It essentially says that male rapists (and I mean ACTUAL RAPE and not the "He disagrees with me" kind you people love so much) are innocent because they are ignorant of the malice of rape because they were never taught. That one statement alone excuses all instances of male on female rape and you don't even realize it!
Feminism is a subset of Egalitarianism. You can't be an Egalitarian without being a Feminist. If you are for the equal treatment of sexes then you are a Feminist. If you're not then you're not an egalitarian.
>it's sort of like if he was ethnic and had an STD
>I assume 9gag is basically the same thing
>Also calling yourself an Egalitarian is as stupid a thing as you yourself.
No one is saying that men don't know how not to rape you moron. We are saying that men belittle rape as not that important while in reality is it the worst crime you can do to a person.
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>go over to relativesd house
>I'm the I.T. Guy of the family
>Some how get on the topic of teens playing games they are banned from
>"what was that game cidy was banned from, tumbler"
>not really paying attention at this point
>"theirs a game called tumbler? I think you mean the website" I replied
>"yeah thats it"
>The green morph suit inside me iches at my skin from the inside
>my face starts to fade away
>"its for the best that website if full of people with issues and feminists and SJW"
>"yeah thats her!" one replied
>spend the next 10mins slipping info about how tumblr is not for younger people and can damager their well being
>"people need to be careful, i mean just last year it was on the news that it got hacked and was finding where people lived, even sending hate mail and leading to teens hurting them selves"
>I placed my hand upon my heart to cover the tatoo of moot I had done as so he couldnt hear my next words
>"the those people are monsters and need to be put in jail"
>mfw i got in my car and left
Welcome to 4chan newfags. This picture was created by someone from 4chan during the Tumblr raid so they could reblog it and look like dumbasses.
The funny part is they actually did reblog it. They legitimately feel this way.
No it doesn't. Feminism is about getting women equal rights to men. What rights men deserve after that is another thing. If you are an egalitarian then yes. Not all Feminists are egalitarians. All egalitarians are Feminists.
You are obviously some male privileged bastard, but I'll forgive your ignorance. There is NOTHING worse than rape. Dying is bad, but it's just death. You die, and then you're dead.
Rape is so much worse. You get raped, and then you have to remember it, all the time, forever. You can never have a relationship ever again, because you're haunted by the rape. You get ostracized by all your friends and family; they yell awful, hurtful things like "Grow up, Emily", or "It was seven years ago you crazy bitch", or "Are you STILL fucking crying about that shit? Seriously?” or "Hooking up with a dude after you drank two Mikes Hard Lemonades isn't rape, Emily".
Then all your friends will stop hanging out with you and they'll call you a whore and the police won't prosecute the rapist because they're all just agents of the Patriarchy, and the Supreme Court won't return your emails.
You'll dread going to sleep because you know you're going to have to relive it in nightmares, then you wake up and it's an even worse nightmare because now you have to go through the motions of living and pretend like your soul wasn't shattered. You have the act like you don't care or else all the horrible oppressive things start coming back, stuff like "You're just a neurotic cunt, Emily", "Quit being such a drama queen Emily", or "Can't we have one Thanksgiving without you screaming at everyone? Just one, just for the novelty of it?"
Rape is much worse than death.
I remember on /fit/ someone suggested making a "rap acceptance movement" similar to the fatty one, where poor mean post photos of themselves with a piece of paper with a message along the lines of "I need rape acceptance because i get real awkward with women and i need love to" or "i need rape acceptance because it's a condition i was born into"
It's shit like >>590417477 that makes me want to fucking do it
>No one is saying that men don't know how not to rape you moron.
"what if men could actually take a class that teaches them about rape and how to prevent it?" If men "knew not to rape", they, in your eyes, wouldn't need to be taught not to rape
It is possible to tie someone to a metal grate, to run some current through that grate, but not enough to kill them, to pull out their nails, to meticulously slice off a non-fatal amount of skin, and to kick them out on to the street.
Yeah but no, unwanted fucking is really, really bad.
Tumblr planning on raiding us tomorrow. Probably the most retarded thing I have seen in a while.
Why didn't you jump in and take that opportunity to show her "real Patriarchy" in action, if you k ow what I mean?
>Rape is the worst thing ever
Funny. Not too long ago, people said being a racist was the worst thing ever. Whatever the "worst thing ever" is is just what society deems it is at the time.
i met a pretty cool girl once when i was teenager on a camping ttrip with my parents
she had bright red dyed hair
but she wasnt a man hating feminist
a bit forceful but in the good way
all i had the balls for was to kiss her
bet she would have taken me for a ride if i had asked her
sad feminists have taken this over ,it used to be a sign that agirl was willing to party
>STOP EATING MY DIAMONDS YOU LITTLE SHIT
>MOM. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M A DRAGON TRAPPED IN AN ANDROGYNOUS TEENS' BODY!
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE NIGGER YOU'RE NOT FIVE YEARS OLD YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A DRAGON ANYMORE NOW GET IN THERE AND SHIT OUT MY ANNIVERSARY PRESENT!
>can't even fucking draw
>I placed my hand upon my heart to cover the tatoo of moot I had done as so he couldnt hear my next words
post heaps of feminist shit
one thing I can tell you anon that almost every person that has told me they are trans have also told me they are also legit autistic. So really, this is something in this decades genes. I wish I were joking.
There's being different and then there's fucking autistic.
Bipolar is an actual mental disorder I suffer from.
AND YES, you are making it up and should be shunned for it.
I think it would teach me to rape better. Like I would know what to watch out for if somebody tried to resist.
You have to know the warning signs.
was just reading the page of it
love how even some of the retarded tumblrs are calling the "raiders" retarded
to be honest, im not sure what their plan is
from what ive gathered, their just going to post nice images and start arguing in feminist threads
Are you feeling a little triggered there? Here I got this just for you. Pic related.
You know what you should. You turn all thses people against each other. Turn the feminists against the other kin and turn the fatties against the transgender quadra queers. That way you will destroy tumblr.
If you actually are one of these rad-fems, I am just utterly amazed, ceaselessly, that none of you ever have enough foresight to understand the amount and content of shit that leaves your mouths is in complete hypocrisy with your claims of a dignified battle for equality.
If you are seriously trolling, then this is the hardest and most well thought out bait I have ever seen.
her front-butt is triggering my ptsd for fat white whales. how dare she present her fat whale body as if that's the only thing that's blessed! what about skinny attractive females? My 10 personalities all agree, she needs to be harpooned immediately!
Some tranny killed himself and now tumblr is blaming the car drives infront of who's car he jumped
I can understand the irritation with this one, even if it is done as satire. However, if you go against the norm you shouldn't be surprised when people find it odd. Kind of illogical to be offended when people ask why you willingly chose a path in the minority of other options.
its not even really the gays. It's mostly autistic butthurt woman who can't accept that men are better than woman in almost all forms. Who figured out cloning? MAN. Who gave us the sandwich MAN (funny but true), who are normally better cooks? MEN. Woman normally slip by on their looks.
are you 14?
i am terrible at greentext stories so I figured to type all the shit out. fuck it.
false. its a good story, certainly, but it is not, as you claim, "the funniest thing that has ever happened". Funny? Certainly. The funniest thing that ever happened to you? Perhaps; but let's be clear here, the funniest thing that ever happened this was not. The funniest thing that ever happened was an incident rather recently when a man went even far as decided to want to go look more like. Three people died of laughter, and a fourth of internal hemorrhaging. Good story though all the same.
So let me tell you a story
Ive been dating this girl for 3 years
She had a sister who was pretty cool who i would say i loved as a sister
Her boyfriend was cool too
Then she dumped him
She started using tumblr
She turned pansexual
Is dating a "genderfluid" girl in a different state
She shaved her head but wont shave anything else
When her "girlfriend" dumped her she called a fucking crisis hotline at midnight
She has torn her family apart with her craziness
My girlfriend even sees how crazy she is...
I dont even go over to see her family anymore
Feminism tore apart a family i once enjoyed
Their madness is fueled by tumblr hate, you know.
They're outsiders who have managed to find each other using the mystical, magical internet. They've created something everyone wants, but which they didn't have IRL: an in-group.
Now they're doing everything they can to differentiate themselves from everything outside of their clique. Creating and dehumanising enemies (MRAs, the patriarchy, etc.) is a fantastically effective way to strengthen the sense of community in a group.
Long story short: the harder you rip into them, the deeper they entrench themselves in their SJW bullshit.
I'd love to get a chick this fat and tie her up in a basement only feeding her my cum for weeks and as for water it would be supplied via an enema and buttplug.
after she is down to a normal size I release her back into the wild and jerk off to the thought of her family think
>its bad you got raped and all but you look so thin and amazing
you can't be fucking serious, the guy ran in front of the truck, it was suicide.