Do you guys know of any well animated rule 34 videos? Ive seen a lot of shitty ones but could use a rec for a good one... any subject, although preferrably not hentai/jap as I'm not familiar with those shows.
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
Moot has done it again, the capicha is back.
I have been trying to post a single message on a thread
for about 2 minutes now because of the capicha diffculty.
This is a true crime against the citizen of 4chan.
Everyone without a hole in their asses are able to see
that moot is a greedy cunt who wants to suck us for money
by offering passes for 20$ to skip the capicha...
THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED BY THE COMMUNITY!||1!
Jesus fucking christ, nobody recognizes your obscure, generic anime loli pictures -- it's not rule 34 if it looks like regular fucking lolicon dumbasses
look at OP's picture and find something worth fucking posting
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