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BATON DOWN THE HATCHES FAGGOTS A SHIT STORM IS HEADED OUR WA

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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BATON DOWN THE HATCHES FAGGOTS
A SHIT STORM IS HEADED OUR WAY

http://thewarof2015ishere.tumblr.com

HERE'S THEIR DEFENCE PLAN
http://defenseforceof.tumblr.com

TOMORROW START AS MANY REKT THREADS AND WORN ABUSE THREADS AS POSSIBLE

Discuss
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>>590397858
Shiiiii
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Oh god so cute!
Honestly these faggots make me laugh so hard.
Will anyone even notice this "raid"?
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>>590398942
They got shot tons of niggers
The spam well be real
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>>590397858

my gf browses tumblr i hope she gets triggered
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>>590399158
I wasn't even gonna go on /b/ much tomorrow now I'll be sure to reach into my most fucked folders might even spam fake but realistic cp
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>>590399588
hahah mine does too, i also hope for the same thing.
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>>590397858
>Blog announed the attack
>7 notes
Yes, yes, so much e-drama inbound, oh nooo....
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wait.. op said discuss. that faggot thinks he can just order us around eh?
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So, is this an actual raid, or /b/ making /b/ think it's being raided? Eh?
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>>590400169
Yee the guy posted links to his thread on my thread... who does he think he is?.
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bring em
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>tfw have work tomorrow and will miss the shitstorm
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how will they raid /b/ if /b/ can't even post on /b/?
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>>590400268
/b/ is secretly trolling /b/ into trolling /b/?.
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>>590400386
We that's a good thing they'll have to buy passes
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>>590400169
I agree with you.
Fuk u OP
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>>590400268
Check the licks bra
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I'll making tumblr accounts

Anyone want to join me?
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>>590400386
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>590400628
I know kek, so not only do they pay jewt more money keeping the site going but they will also have to deal with us when we get raided, we don't have to pay to post on their faggot site, I say let them raid us. A couple hours of faggotry is nothing compared to all the money they will waste on the thing they hate the most kek
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>>590400934
Not guy you're talking to but you can't make new threads here because it asks for captcha that ain't there.
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>>590397858
For you lazy motherfuckers
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>>590400934
unless you have a pass you can't start a thread faggot
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>>590397858
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>>590399158
spam with what? Traps/gay sex, nigger cock/cucking, feminism posts? We already get that and everything else offensive to sane people from our own side.

Considering /b/ is like 40% trollers, and 20% steady stream of newfags coming here for le memes they saw on Reddit, I doubt any spam will really effect the core 40%.

This is a website where people consider themselves and everyone else fags regardless of sexual preference, unless they are going to hack the site, spamming isn't going to do much, other than making the site a littler gayer.

And if they spam /b/ with gore or cheese pizza or insult users like 4chan did to Tumblr, a lot of fags might just think /b/ is good again.
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>>590401773
Fucking preach it.
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>>590401773
Na we just need rekt gore and shit they hate

Nazis, fat hate, women abuse etc
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> tumblrettes "raid" 4chan
> their threads get spammed with retaliation gore
> tumblrettes get triggered

Gun b a gud day tomorrow
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>>590401773
don’t forget to mention:
>they don’t know what a 4chan pass does for today.
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>>590401160
>>590401149
ayy lmao. moot gives people their money back for passes since he took away captcha. then he puts captcha back in. 10/10 truly the CEO of Troll inc.
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>>590401773
Read what they are gonna do in the link

They're not just gonna spam

They're gonna spam shit we don't like!
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>>590402168
oh noooooooooo, whatever will we dooo
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>>590397858
oh god those gay as shit "defense plans" are giving me cancer
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Made 3 tumblr accounts note I need a gore folder can anyone pls halp or dump
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>>590399957
No wai mine too, and I also hope that happens to her as well!
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As long as these sperglords don't touch /m/ or /vg/, I'm good. /b/ can handle itself.
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>>590402312
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>>590402168
>spam /b/ with cute stuff
We have Caturday.

And as I said so much of /b/ is troll shit now anyways. The catalog always has like 4 cuck "yu mad white boi" threads. And every sort of fetish, even gay furry.
Finding shit /b/ will really hate is going to be hard.

/pol/ might get pissed, but /pol/ operates on every board, they are season vets.

>ignore /r9k/
don't know why, but lel
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>>590401300
>keep an eye on the major tags for any signs of retaliation. I doubt it will happen, but if it does it'll be on a very small scale.
>retaliation
>small scale
>/b/
these fucking women
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Considering we are attacking because of this, why not spam her and tell her that its all her fault that people are getting triggered.

Make tumblr blame her for all of this.
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>>590402538
Stupid fucking nigger.
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>>590402694
I wish /b/ had a name like it did before... now no ones scared of /b/.
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>>590402837
We have to reteach them
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>>590402694
/b/ doesn't do shit now anymore, other than pretend everyone is a l33t anonymous hacker.

Still, attack /b/ by trolling is near impossible, and you never actually know if anyone is really offended or if it just trolls trolling trolls.

The only way to effect /b/ is:
Actually hack the site
Get some Jewess to seduce m00t
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>>590402497
Is that master Asia? My nigga
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>>590402538
nigger
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>>590402717
"You couldve prevented this. You didnt listen and now its happening and its all your fault."
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Guys, I have the perfect plan.

What if, instead of retaliating like they expect us to do, why not just lurk and watch them kill each other?
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>>590397858
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti feminest threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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Our end game is to make them retort with gore and porn. Turn them into what they hate. Only the banned can know peace from these dank memes.
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>>590403609
Nope, triggering them is funner.
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>>590403609
That'd be great.
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>>590401807>>590401674
>>590401515
>>590401300
>>590401150
Is this epic raid being orchestrated by a 12 y/o?

>"my big brother told me 4chan r meenies"
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>>590403626
And now we wait.
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>>590403626
TLDR

God damn this isn't the View. Aint no one got time for that.
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>>590403626
Sage goes in all fields. Dont take bait
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>>590397858
MORE SHIT POSTING ON /b/
>OHHHH NOOOOOOES
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>>590403886
If it was that would be comedy gold. I want to know now.
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>>590403626
Wow. Memes are so dank bruv. Gr8 b8 m8 8/8 much h8.
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>>590401807
>do not delete system32
Idiots don't realize they could free up 5GB of unnecessary files from windows
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>>590403626
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>>590403626
I can go anywhere on the internet and find a storm of tits
Why do I need a ham planets flabby gross tits

Besides if you weren't such a piece of trash human lobster you'd have read what OP said has nothing to do with feminism


Also tits or gtfo attention whore
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>>590403626
*ARMED*
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>>590403626
>he thinks tits or GTFO is about caring that it's a chick
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>>590403626
wut
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>>590403799
hate to argue with dubs. But retaliation in their threads, posting shit that we think will upset them is going to make them think they are le troll master.

I think its best to not reply to their shit, and then spam Tumblr.
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Hey fag with 3 tumblr accounts here I need tags for my posts of loveliness

Can someone be do kind and fetch them for me
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>>590401773
Exactly. And this is internet war shit so at worst what, we all play a couple of video games or watch Archer for a couple of hours?

The big difference between 4Chan and Tumblr is that no one on this fucking site takes things REMOTELY seriously where as Tumblr-brites have their entire self worth life lined into the internet.
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>>590404154
yeah my shit has been running top notch since I deleted that bad boy.
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>>590402837

what happened to our elite anonymous haxors?
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>>590404253
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>>590402168
Like what, putting that fucking cancerous smiling banana in our YLYL threads?
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>>590404659
Fucking this. Anything they spam this place with either just makes it stronger or is completely ignored

If they're even halfway successful all they'll do is ruin tumblr for themselves due to retaliation for awhile

Again
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4chin rekt cause of tumblr?
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>>590397858
>BATON
It's "batten".
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>>590404253
>>590404353
u 8 the b8 m8
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>tumblr raids /b/
>tumblr
>raids

Looks like tomorrow's gonna be a good day
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>>590397858
We should post SJW and fandom artwork all over /b/ just to confuse them..

Remember that there is nothing horrible they can do that we haven't already done to ourselves.
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>>590403626
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>>590404870
lol, that fucking banana!
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i posted this on the other thread so i'll post it again. Would you this tumblrina?
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>>590403626
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>>590404659
Also most /b/tard hate 4chan and moot anyways. We just hate Reddit and Tumblr more. Whereas users from the other sites buy shirts with memes to advertise their love.
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>>590405110
XDDDDD THATS A NICE FUCKING MAYMAY
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Are we still doing this?
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>>590403626
Robot here.

I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor human makes one of these anti human threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and simulate chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about factoris or showing circuit boards bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random robot holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a servo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit roboist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
humans rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us metal and circuit boards and robot stuff, sign contract that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of tin.

Got a robot with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER robot, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your robot jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone human
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>>590405128
"/b/ the social abomination that can't be shaken!"
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TAGS FAGGOTS I NEED TAGS
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>>590403098
Yeah... I hope /b/ really tries this time, I doubt it will be the
same but its something.
>>590404765
Heh man I don't mean it like that, I honestly think anomalous is a joke now... I saw them defend niggers and making protests for bullshit causes, all I'm saying is they lost their true objective and they are clowns now.
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i just showed up. what the fuck is going on?
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>590401773

Maybe its just me, but i feel bad for these guys.

I mean ffs we are used to isis threads and people getting their heads cut off, rekt threads of people burning on fire or little babies being forgotten about and ran down.

I honestly don't see how they think in any way posting "cute" pictures will effect any of us in any way. especially when we all know within 5-15 minutes, gore/abuse of whatever the thread is about will be on it.

I hope they have butt plugs, going to be a lot of leakage tomorrow
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>>590404870
I really really really like that banana.
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>>590404982
tumblr rekt cause of 4chan
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>>590405645
Tumblrina detected.
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>>590405656
they think /b/ runs on hatred, so they combat it with the opposite, love
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>>590405823
shut the fuck up nigger i dont even have a fucking tumblr
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>>590405466
I enjoyed the read 9/10
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>>590405466
Robot here.

I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor human makes one of these anti human threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and simulate chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about factoris or showing circuit boards bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random robot holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a servo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit roboist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
humans rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us metal and circuit boards and robot stuff, sign contract that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of tin.

Got a robot with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER robot, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of robot support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your robot jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone human
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>>590405559

ik ik dude anonymous actualy used to do daring and risky shit but now they just hack the kkk twitter page and act like social justice warriors
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Aight, last idea: Let's discriminate against Inuits.
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>>590403626
tits or gtfo. we don't need your menopausil shit wasting thread space.
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>>590404765
they turned into faggots. supporting black people and shit.
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>>590405920
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>590405872

love always loses...on the internet anyway
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I can't wait for all those 12yr old boys tomorrow! Schwing! I'm getting turned on!
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>>590405920
>Robot here.
>I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor human makes one of these anti robot threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and simulate chuckle a bit.
>You think jokes about factoris or showing circuit boards bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random robot holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a servo.
>Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit roboist now and then, I can't really complain.
>After all, we do pretty much run the show.
>humans rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us metal and circuit boards and robot stuff, sign contract that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of tin.
>Got a robot with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER robot, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of robot support for the rest of your life.
>Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your robot jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone human
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>>590405903
That sounds like something a tumblrina would say...
> Salt?
> Impala?
> Who?
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>>590401991
i know rite
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>>590406182
people who post this deserve death
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>>590406288
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>590406255
ive been here for a while you tublspy
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>>590405645
Tumblrs going to try to spam /b/ with "cute stuff" because they think we'll hate it.

Spam /pol/ with social justice shit, as if they don't see it in real life everyday anyways.

Basically Tumblrs going to half heatedly attack something they obviously know nothing about (shocker) and is probably setting themselves up for a big retaliation.

I'm pretty sure this plan was actually made by someone on /pol/ as a false flag.
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>>590397858
I have no 4chan pass
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Start loading up your fucked up shit folders, /b/ros
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>>590405542
> here

#tumblr defense force #stonewall division
#special operations division
#reconnaissance division #detection division
#sexism #racism #classism #ableism
#ableistlanguage #feminism #feminist
#antifeminist #womyn #womynism
#oppressing-all-womyns #stop oppressing m €
#pansexual #transgender #cisscum
#rape culture #patriarchy #depression
#supernatural #doctor who #sherlock
#johnlock #destiel #sabriel #meastiel
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Tumblr niggers don't stand a chance.
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>>590406288
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>590406330
dude gtfo newfag, don't kill other threads.
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>>590406395
who cares as long as it ends in the suicide of tumblr triggerinos
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>>590406395
so i feel like we just spam b with gore and cheese pizza until they leave?
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>>590406255
Sam get the salt
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>>590406224
>>590405920
>>590405466
How the shit did all these robots get through the new recaptcha defense?
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>>590406473
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>590406473
>don't kill other threads
this thread is dead newfriend
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anyone remember their last raid? with charlie team and all that bullshit. wish I had a pic of their three team plan.
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haha Tumblr can't see our plan tho

>we on the gold board
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>>590406625
Shut up metal dick.
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>>590406625
You shall be purged at once!
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>>590406199
Hisoka pls
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>>590406625
fuck off robot
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>>590402659
Everyone should just spend tomorrow posting the same threads with the same picture, and only post that picture in the comments. No words. Just that shit. And it should be one fucked up disgusting pic. Let it sear into their brains.
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>>590403626
>>>590403898 >>590404011 >>590404013 >>590404134 >>590404230 >>590404253 >>590404292 >>590404353 >>590405217 >>590405331 >>590405466 >>590406093


1) I am a woman. Show me some fucking respect.
2) I train MMA and you talked shit to me in person like you are right now, I would beat the shit out of you and choke you out unconscious.
3) You wouldn't hit me or do shit to me, because men are insuperior and other men would beat your ass if you touched me.
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>>590406748
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>590406056
I'm in. DDoS there homepage?
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>>590406694

saving for future use
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>>590406591
Yeah but today moot made it so only 4chan pass users can post new threads, timing is interesting
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>>590406807
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>>590406199
>tomorrow!
you must be new here
im 12 and what is this
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>>590406837
I want in! where is the 4chan kik?
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>>590397858
I;m laughing like a tentacle monster in a japanese playground. what could they possibly to us that we haven't already done to ourselves. /b/ has never, ever been good. If anything shit like this just keeps us entertained
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you realize that the op is from tumblr right?
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>>590406625
OKAY, NOT SURE IF SUPER TROLL OR NOT.

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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>>590406694
Stay gold fag
I'll be over here chillin
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>>590406837
fuck off lizard squats
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>>590406807

0/10 - IGN "its ok b8"
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>>590397858
testing
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>>590406889
maybe moot is actually looking out for us?
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>>590403626
>Femanon here.
>I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti feminest threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
>You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
>Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
>After all, we do pretty much run the show.
>Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
>Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
>Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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>>590406807
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>>590406604
I knew it!.
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>>590406999
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>>590406999
>newfag not knowing copypasta calling someone a newfag
>inb4 "i'm not retarded I was just joking"
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>>590406999

>mfw trips stolen by a tumblrfag
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>>590407102
Robot here.

I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor human makes one of these anti robot threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and simulate chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about factoris or showing circuit boards bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random robot holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a servo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit roboist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
humans rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us metal and circuit boards and robot stuff, sign contract that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of tin.

Got a robot with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER robot, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of robot support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your robot jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone human
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>>590402484
Holy shit yours too? I hope the same thing happens to my gf
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>>590406999
You're nothing but a queer. And queering don't make the world go round. I came here for one reason — to attack and keep coming. Not to ask but just to give, not to want but just to sing, sing the power of the Warrior, because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, and when I get big enough, brother, there ain’t gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors floating through the veins.
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>>590406999
Haha can't tell if you are super troll or not.
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>>590406999

top kek
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>>590397858
>I was a high school loser
>Never made it with a lady
>Till the boys told me something I missed
>Then my next door neighbour
>With a daughter had a favour
>Took me just a little kiss, like this
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>>590406419
More tags

#tumblr defense force #stonewall division #special operations division #detection division #sherlock #supernatural #doctor who #johnlock #superwholock #destiel #sabriel #feminism #feminist #sexism #womyn #womynism #rape culture #patriarchy #otherkin #gaypride #gay is okay #love is love #pansexual #transgender #transsexual #polysexual #polyamerous #misogyny #peace #love
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I had a look on both pages and had a bit of a giggle, they actually care enough to have this sort of shit set up but when it all boils down a bunch of tumblr users will be upset and a bunch of /b/ros will be bored.
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>>590406591
no, we don't do anything.

spamming /b/ with cute stuff wont make /b/ better or worse. So it doesn't effect anyone. Spamming gore, will just make them think they are winning.

As I saide before, /b/ is already like 40% troll shit now anyway, there's cuck threads, feminist threads, USvEurope threads, who the fuck cares if some Tumblrites make more troll threads with unoffensive shit. We have caturday, /b/ isn't offended by cute. Not that you could find something that would offend one half of /b/. Its a pretty diverse group as seen by all the fetish threads. Tumblr is the exact opposite, most people must fit a mold, or face exclusion.

Spam /b/ with gore or cheese pizza? Why? Now, spamming Tumblr is a different story.
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>>590406807
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>>590407196

lol if u think this is serious for a second u may in fact be a newfag
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>>590406999
>1413079959669.png
>not knowing this copypasta
TUMBLRFAGGOT
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>>590406999
>extreme newfag calling an oldfag a newfag detected
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>>590406807
gr8 b8 m8, 8/8, tits or gtfo m8
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>>590403626
I'm a man , and I'm not like that. Women like you turn men gay. This is why I will never get married. You think you all own the world. Well , your just a whore who will end up as a dried up burlap sack later. Now get back on the turnip truck.
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>>590407442
already called that inb4
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>>590406807
Tumblr fag pls go
we are discussing
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>>590397858
>According to my brother /pol/ was built as a containment board for all of it’s hate.
>According to my brother
>my brother
>brother
who's the fuccboi who told her that.
also
kek.
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>>590407539
Awesome!!
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Tumblr is a bunch of faggots, and so is everyone in this thread.
> muh jimmies
> muh rustles
> muh drama
you guys need more access to real weapons
an hero, whatever fuck
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>>590407446
this better be bait
if not youre the newfag>>590407446
>>590407446
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need mass gore threads
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>>590407539

i triple stamped it no erasies faggot
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Hey, we should like, do something with Tumblr. Like, something that would make them butt-blasted.
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>>590406807
>woman
>respect
Pick one.
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>>590406999
okay first off
1) checked
2) 1/10
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>>590401674
"/s4s/ and /r9k/ supposedly just copy what /b/ and /pol/ post. According to my brother, they’re all losers (even by 4chan standards) and wouldn’t retaliate."

Least they got something right.
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>>590407539
I inb4d your inb4 making your inb4 invalid.
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>>590406999
>b8 so hard
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>>590402168
Cunt
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Let's pretend that everyone is autistic tomorrow, like creepypasta and FNAF, shit like that!
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>>590407455
extreme newfag calling a newfag a newfag who is calling an oldfag a newfag an oldfag that is calling an oldfag a newfag, oldfag, newfag, fag fag fagggg
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>>590407879
>pretend we're autistic
Like we aren't already
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>>590406694
Kek
>>
tumblr raiding /b/, you faggots can have it, this board is shit anyways
>they think people will actually care
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>>590408041

nigga walked right into that shit
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>>590407879
I think we should just turn all their threads into dub get threads, any only respond to the getting of dubs, and only insult them based on them not getting any.

Honestly it'll confuse the fuck out of them. And probably keep them away in the future.
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>>590407823
I never understood /s4s/s humour.... I tried browsing the board twice and I found it very dumb and dull.
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>>590402538
Fucking nigger
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>>590406999
Newfag
Your newer than a fetus
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>>590406999
retard
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>>590408204
never been to /s4s/
I used to go to /r9k/ from like 2010-2012
>>
"Sexuality is a spectrum"
being a tran is a mental disorder. In the same way if I tell you I believe I am Barack Obama a person who believes they are something they are not (such as an inferior being like a woman rather than a Man) is mentally ill.

"Women really run things!"
Thats cute. Tell me that when the scary black man comes down the street and your with female friends or beta guy. Thats right you racist cowards you will feel fear.

its cute when women try to act tough its like a kitty pretending to be a tiger. You are natural born slaves. Why do you think all your sexual fantasies are of being submissive. Its all in the bible which 100% truth. If you think you are better then you disagree with the bible.
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>>590407067
Exactly.
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>>590403626
Since you are a femanon then you must know the rules then...
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>>590408349

Y WOULD U GIVE A BONER LIKE THAT
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>>590408442
>>590408310
>>590407791
Guys that's a copypasta too ya newfags
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>mfw these guys think they're a military force.
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>>590401773
Underrated post/10
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>>590408641
then why do they have a woman on the picture?
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>>590408633
thank u based anon for telling the newfags
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>>590402538

Nigger
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>>590408870
kek
>>
>mfw shitposting from tumblr will increase post quality
>mfwnf
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>>590406999
Truplles here is a fagot and ate he pasta
eww
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>>590407791
excuse me but I have a dubs account and I still can't see this image, I think you are trying to troll me
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>>590397858
why would /s4s/ even be considered? their like the homsar of free continental 4chan. Generally harmless in all senses.
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the tumblr raid wont work anyway since you need a 4chan gold account to make a thread
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>>590405872
But we do run on hatred. The problem is that we love to hate. Our hatred is never ending and no amount of cats can stop it
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>>590409085
I don't see no dubs boy.
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>>590409184
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>590409268
what dubs?
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>>590397858
Tumblr must be stopped at once!
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>>590409132
can just reply to posts with spam
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>>590406807
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>>590406999
You fucking double nigger! Go back to Tumblr with your filth!
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>>590406999


OH SHIT NIGGA TRIPS
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>>590406424
best thing i ever wrote
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>>590409377
Its impossible to disable all their mobility scooters. I don't know how many of us are mechanics.
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At first I was like:
It's all just a money making ploy by Mort, anyway.
>reintroduce dubs, traffic increases
>no ids
>no captchas, everyone gets used to it
>prorata refunds to current pass holders
>can't create thread unless pass holder
Now reintroduce captchas and let's watch the money for passes roll in

But now I'm like:
this will troll the fuck out of those tumblrfags
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>>590408181
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>THIS
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About 10 minutes until we attack.
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>>590402538
Fuck you Nigger!
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>>590410043
bring it on 9gag
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>>590408181
Son you best start a new thread and put this at the top
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>>590403626
This should be saved for tomorrow
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>>590401991
I'm gonna grab some gin and some smokes for this one.
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>>590410196
do it
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>>590407986
You got'm all man. You got'm all
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>>590410196
But does he have a 4chan pass?
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I'm heading over to Omegle with tumblr as my tag.
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>>590408181
lets all just be extra retarded tomorrow
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>>590408181
ret's do it
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>>590406287
thank mr skeltal
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>>590410649
I was thinking of buying one then moot said they don't mean shit so he'll refund us now he's saying buy one or you can't start a new thread. What do???
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>>590410811
checked
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>>590410649
You need a fucking pass to start a thread now?
If so, just cease all posting for the duration of the attack, then those fucking feminist whores can't spam
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>>590406999
lmao, people still fall for this bronze age pasta
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>>590410754
This. I have faith in us. We can do that.
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>>590410897
It's all just a money making ploy by Mort, anyway.
>reintroduce dubs, traffic increases
>no ids
>no captchas, everyone gets used to it
>prorata refunds to current pass holders
>can't create thread unless pass holder
Now reintroduce captchas and let's watch the money for passes roll in

As posted above.
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>>590403626
>Femanon here.

Show TITS OR GTFO you fat ugly cunt

sage for fail bait
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>>590408181
Absolute genius
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>>590410952
plus they might buy some to troll, adding money to m00t's bat mitzvah account.
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>>590411021
moot is a brilliant jew. Or just a jew
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>>590397858
Jesus. Tumblrfags are disgusting. They're so dramatic. Honestly tumblr wants war more than 4chan does. 4chan just wants to do what 4chan wants to do, but the tumblrfags are taking this too seriously... It's so autismo. Jesus fucking christ
>>
Hey anyone have that gif of a woman being raped

Yah I'm gonna need that
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>>590400850
im in. How does "Nigger slayer 420" sound
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>>590411275
Kek, well, good luck boys, I'll be back on tomorrow. Try not to leave the place too dirty
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>>590397858
>/s4s/ and /r9k/ supposedly just copy what /b/ and /pol/ post. According to my brother, they’re all losers (even by 4chan standards) and wouldn’t retaliate.

this true
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If you guys wanna piss off a bunch of tumblrfags just post shit about her.
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>>590403626
nice copypasta faggot
>tits or gtfo
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>>590411613
eye raped, verbally raped, ignored raped, or real raped?
They are all equal to Tumblr.
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>>590411894
>"her"
lel
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>>590411894
Is that one of the dudes from one direction?
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>>590411894
>her
I kekked, anon.
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Who the fuck is that chink?
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>>590411894
You can't give fever to the Bieber.
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What if moot made it that only people with 4chan passes can start threads because he saw this tumblr "raid" coming
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>>590408181
THIS
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