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/b/ as a class

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/b/ as a class
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Fuck this class
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can i go to the bathroom
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>>590264852

my co-worker wanks off at my desk enough as it is, i dont need you guys doing it too.
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*stealthily masturbates during class
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SENSEI!!!!
ANON-KUN IS MASTURBATING IN THE CORNER!!!!
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>>590264852
hey teacher! would you like some DDIIICCCKKK?
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browses /pol/ on phone
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Teacher! Anony is toouching my butt
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All of you can eat shit
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What's it called when the last two numbers of your post match, teacher?
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Kid teacher constantly makes eye contact with
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Is it penis inspection day?
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I have tits and a penis. Its not a phase.
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Teacher anon has cooties
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>>590266143
>>590266153

what did i just fucking say?
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teacherrrrrrrrr......
tits or gtfo
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>>590266478
Dubs, nigga
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>>590266478

you'll have to show me an example
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>>590266478
the holocaust
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>>590266987
Thanks Teacher!
Like these?
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>>590267024
Check 'em, Sensei.
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>>590267024
check these dubs u lil cunt
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>>590264852
Can I have an eraser?
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>>590267070
no you stupid nigger like this
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>>590267118
that was just me fucking with u, behold real dubs
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>>590267166
Thanks Jamaal!
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>>590265841
AY FUCK YOU NIGGA
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post number >>590267166 confirmed for the popular kid
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>>590267166
:[
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>>590267091

anon, that was very bad. you need to study more.

>>590267118

you have been in this class for 3 months, can't get dubs, and are rude. see me after class.

>>590267166

see, jamal can get dubs. it just goes to show you what an amazing and diverse place, learning can be.
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>>590266478
Dūūūbz
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>>590266600
TRIP DUBS
EXTRA POINTS ON YOUR NEXT EXAM ANON
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THIS
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>>590267410
But Jamaal is a fucking nigger and we all know what happens with those, right?
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I got my exam results back

I got all B's
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What grade are we supposed to be in?
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TEACHER TEACHER

THIS NIGGER WONT STOP DROOLING OVER HIS LIPS WHAT SHOULD I DO
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>>590267540
That was horrible, go stand out in the hall.
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>>590267476

Thank you, Sir.
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>>590264852
Erm, where is the cross in this classroom?
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Check these, teacher
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>>590267611
kekk
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i am faggot this is password
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Hi, I'm new im class. My name Is Jenny McFarendale
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/b/

>in class
>you have to poop
>grab hall pass?

>or shit where sitting?
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>>590264852
what kind of poor school still has a chalkboard?
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I dare one of you to shove a sharpie in your ass!
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>>590267568

don't make me suspend you anon.
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>>590267817
Those are disgusting, you sack of shit.
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>>590267884
No I am faggot this is password
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>>590266037
nigga, you just went
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An heros in front of class
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>>590268005
>jump on desk
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>run out of room
>start singing Never Gonna Give You Up
>shit down the hallway
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>>590268234
JEREMY!
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>>590264852
Is the niche for "glue eating drek" filled yet?
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>>590268071
Oh shut up Mr StreisenShekel, you're a nigger hater yourself.
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>>590267615

idk, lets call this one of those high school elective courses with mixed grades.

>>590267787

anon thats very offensive, this isn't mexico.

>>590267954

welcome to class femanon. please take a seat next to the boy you find cutest.

>>590268014

the 4chan school, where /b/ is the retards unit.

>>590268038

case and point.
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>>15551370
Goes to show who can't take the heat, kids.
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Do you like my drawing mr art teacher?
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>>590268038
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>>590268071
Sorry teacher, Jamaal sounds like a good guy
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>>590268322
god, I'm glad that faggot left..
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>>590267338
No no no fuck yooouuuu nigga!
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>>590266348
you forgot to make that a stage queue
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WHAT THE FUCKKK!?!?!?!!? DUBS ARE BACK?>!?! and Id's are GONE ?!?!??! FUCK
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SSSHHHTT jaykwon:
you heard bout the faggot in the neighbourclass that loves this fokken banana?
m8 told me hes all gay n shit!
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>>590268866
Check'd em.
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>>590268866
>>590268411
Apparently.
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HEY SHUT UP! ROLL CALL!!

WHERE'S FAGGOT
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>>590268799
>>590268866
Dubs have blessed this class
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md in front of class and say this
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>>590268866
Anon, this change happened during winter break. Are you a new student here or something?
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AY NIGGAS WE GON LEARN ABOUT SPIDERMAN TODAY
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>>590268642

this isnt art class anon, get your book out.

>>590268765

good goy.
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>>590269028
Stand up in class and say this
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How do those desks even work? They look really strange.
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>>590268999
he's taking roll call
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This class is bad as fuck, where's principal Banana when you need him?
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>>590269185
*pulls out gun*
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>>590268974
>>590269016

Youre welcome..
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Dubs guy here
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>>590269316
*Unsheathes Katana* Nothing Personal.
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>>590269366
OH SHIT
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CONT HERE!
>>590268553
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>>590269083
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>>590268866
>>590269344

oooo SHEEEEET Double Dubbs...
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>>590268443
But they all look ugly and retarded, Mr Teacher
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>>590269430
*Pulls out RPG*

Nothing personnel kid
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>>590269366
Hello
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OOOOOOOOH shiiiieeeeet
i didnt know that this "special needs" is like for dubs n shit
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>>590269083
THIS IS CALLED "INTERRACIAL SPIDER THEOLOGY" THIS WILL BE ON THE NEXT UNIT TEST
YOU FAGGOTS BETTRR STUDY
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>>590269165
Off by one
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>>590269584
bitch, you ugly as fuuuuck as well, that's why you here.
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does any one have a pen?
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>>590269680
Im not a spanish nigger stop speaking nigger
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>>590269584
Thats because your suffering from "Alice in Wonderland" syndrome. Now go back to sucking on the radiator for nourishment.
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>>590269584

thats cuz this is the retarded class.
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Guys doesn't that janitor look weird. I heard he doesn't get paid. Why would he do that job for free?
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Fuck all of you
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Teacherrrrr
>anon is taking pics up my skirt again
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>>590269970
the nigga is illegal, is what I hurrd
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>>590269680
>The one subject I know
Neat.
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>>590270137
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>>590269970

i heard that all this cp (cheese pizza i think) he finds he can take with him so that all the other guys dont get it.
maybe its true dat..
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>>590270205
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>>590269621
>>590269621


psccchhhhhtt! nothing personelle kid!
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>>590269827
Nigger, dont get on my nerves
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check em teach.
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>>590269970
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about the janitor. He is old and is probably going to die soon
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>>590269680
HEY RETARD
ITS TRANSETHNIC ARACHNID THEORY
GET YOUR NAMES STRAIGHT FAGGOT
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>>590270345
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>>590270062
Hey teacher, look at John's picture! I really, really like it!
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>>590270525
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>>590264852
i'll be posting princess miku if y'all don't mind
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Shut the fuck up and take a damn shower
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>>590266478
This
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>>590270383
nigga but I love you
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>>590270621
Fuck off weeaboo
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>>590270621
Teacher, Anon is posting the lowest tier waifu again.
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>>590268642
lol ur gay
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>>590270775
Oh my.
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>>590270852
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*walks in late
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>>590270621
Hey don't do that, you'll get detention for a week!
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