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rate me and my cat /b/? pls be nice and no bully ;_;.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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rate me and my cat /b/? pls be nice and no bully ;_;.
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>>590182620
post moar pics of cat plz
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>>590182620
taylor/10
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>>590182620
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>>590182620
we've seen your pussy. now show us tits.
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>>590182620
nice PUSSY
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Yo Meredith, your cat is sexy, shit is cash...
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Dear Taylor,

I don't know if you browse 4chan, I hope you do on the off chance that you get to see this tonight. I Just wanted to say thanks. Thanks for all the amazing music you create, for the amazing lyrics you write, thanks for be an over-all amazing person. Honestly, I was lost before I heard one of your songs for the first time. I remember It was State of Grace, and by the end of it I was in tears.At the time I was going through some serious issues with this girl, and just hearing all my feelings being described perfectly in a song was too much for me. Since then you're all I pretty much listened to. You get it Taylor. You get what life, love, and heartbreak is all about. I wish I was as talented as you and able to transcribe my feelings into song as an outlet, but on the flip side, my outlet is listening to you. I Haven't been to one of your concerts yet, but hopefully I will soon. It'd be cool to just chat, even for like a minute. Just to say "Hey Taylor! My name's Chris, I love your music!" I saw your interview on The View and I heard you say that people's negativity lead on the internet-spreading rumors about you- inspired you to write Shake It Off. Well, I just wanted to be a positive vibe on your life. You're an amazing, talented person Taylor and I LOVE the way you dance :) Hope you read this.

Faithfully your- Chris.
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Taylor please notice me....
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>>590182620

If I could spend 5 minutes hangin with Taylor, I'd say my life would be complete.
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>>590183838

This is nice.
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Hey, Tay-Tay is the single best celebrity this generation has now. I r8 her 110/10. Tay, stay true and may you never become so jaded like most on these boards.
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Taylir Swift is the typical woman who looks beautiful but is anything but sexy.
Seriously, how can anyone get turned on by that frigid, cold bitch is beyond me.
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Show us more
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>>590184922
LOL "frigid, cold".
Did you see her in Times Square
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Is this you?
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>>590182620
Sad part is I don't know if it's real or not
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Can any of you faggots reverse search? Bunch of fucking newfags
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>>590185243
She looks too awkward trying to be sexy and dirty, not her nature.
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>>590185384
holy shit...
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>>590185517
Reverse image search.

/thread
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>>590182620

pussy is 10/10 cute as fuck
female is 4/10 cause celebrity would be a pain in the ass to deal with imo
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>>590182620
sharpie in the pooper
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>>590186055
what if OP isn't taylor swift and this anon really is?

>mindfuck.
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Easy solve, Taylor timestamp pls
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>>590183838
Confirmed for copypasta
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Cat is 9/10. Moar cat plez.
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>>590182620
That's a pretty cool looking cat OP. Does it do any lulzy stuff or anything weird...?
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Post taylors nudes now !!
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>>590182620
That pussy isn't as good as Karlie's, am I right?
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>>590183838
Creepypasta/10
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>>590182620
11/10 would touch boob
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>>590182620
You look a little down tay tay. Wanna talk about something?
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>>590188186
Thank mr sk3ltal
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>>590188186
damn those legs are hot
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The cat actually looks scared.
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>>590184922
that's why she is interesting. attractive but distant. don't have to get a boner to quantify celebrity

>>590185384
never mind her tits
moar curious of her secret navel
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you take me for an idiot OP? i can tell when i see a giraffe when i see one
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>>590182620
>>590186055
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>>590185384
Explain yourself
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>>590185384
Yes anon those are my boobs.
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Dear Taylor Swift,

Shake It Off was shit, why did you ever think to release that song, holy shit it was bad, almost as bad as Trouble.

Sincerely,
Anon
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>>590182620
You can't fayfay the taytay!

Not a big fan of your music, but you're cool in my book.
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>>590189689
I like it nigga
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fuck taylor swift. fkin sell out ever since she stopped doing country
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>>590182620

All these newfags are actually going to believe this shit. Sage goes in all fields people, actual Taylor Swift threads are much more subtle
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>>590190183
Me too. Fuck that guy.
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>>590189647
proove tswizzle
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>>590182620
What kind of shit do you do to this poor creature?
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Hi, Taylor Swift. Uh, welcome to 4chan? I like your cat. Scottish Folds are really nice. My American Shorthair died recently, this was the first Christmas I had without him, it was tough. Is your cat new or have you had it (him? looks like a him) for a while?
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>>590190510
>Mfw Listing to Taylor Swift
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>>590190729
why not?
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Hey Taylor my cat is better.
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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Fuck picture turned!
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>>590182620
Any body got nudes of that sexy ass pussy?
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>>590190335
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and ur really clever for reversing the image which takes 2 seconds, ur a god damn genious
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Taylor what do u bench
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>>590182620
What is the name of the cat?
And why are you here?
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>>590182620
Very cute, but the cat doesn't look very happy.
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>>590182620
hahahaha the face too cute
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op looks kinda like a girl i was in love with, s ofor that 7/8, cat looks scared, if i rate her fear, itd be about 8/7 :D
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>>590185384
are u that stpid and believe it's really her?
reverse search that pic

also timestamp is missing (and tits)
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>>590193550
She will never prove her existence on /b/
I think it would break the site.
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>>590182620
I'd fuck that pussy
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>>590193921
then she is practically not existent on be
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I believe only in Tay Tay and dubs
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reverse searched no match probs legit
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>>590182620
If this is Taylor then thank you for everything. My parents basically made fun of me constantly for wanting to play music and I never really got over it. I recently bought the music sheets for Speak Now and am trying to learn piano. Thank you for not letting me forget what music is.
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>>590194209
Timestamp that pussy then Tay!
Also, great London tour last year, loved it!
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>>590194209
in all honesty i believe us on /b/ would be surprised if you really knew who was behind the comments

the appeal of 4chan is the annonymity which definitely appeals to celebrities because we could never know its them unless they reveal it

they can be themselves without worrying what people will think and ruining their image

just food for thought
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>>590190493
ye
tswiffa come through
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>>590182620
Why would she be here, when she is so rich?
To be honest, she isn't physically my type, but having a net worth of 200m may help me to like her.
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>>590194600
Dubs means it must be.
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>>590182620
that cat, 10/10 would steal
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>>590182620
I love you taylor
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>>590194631
moot stop shitposting anonymously.
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>>590182620
The cat is a cunt
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>>590194631
Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler
Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint
(yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and
a black leather
butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came up with, something
rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no smegma bullshit. My bio
"No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother" with some pics of me
jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia. Hit up girls saying
distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their face, girls love it
if you
pay for it. This lets you build a car dealrship by fucking lawn
furniture
and septic tank cleaning the female mind via totally anal abuse.
Expect to get
hogtied sometimes. Learn from your butcher and when you're ready,
wipe it off and use everything you abused in your real bathroom.
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>>590194963
All of me wants this to be real! Hi Tay!!
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>>590182620
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>>590194963
old, try again
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>>590182620

Are you in a girl band OP? I don't usually listen to girl bands but if your cat is in the band I would buy your music and date you just so I could be pals with your cat (._.).
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>>590194684
She claimed to be on here yesterday and said she doesn't get nearly as much money as you think she does, the producers/managers do
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>>590183838
Ew man wtf go get some help
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>>590194963
Now I need to play it cool
>I love you more than air!

Shit!
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>>590185384
This is Russian camwhore.
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>>590194631
>which definitely appeals to celebrities because we could never know its them unless they reveal it
>they can be themselves without worrying what people will think and ruining their image

OP posts a pic of Taylor Swift and makes request about cat in pic
basically claims to be her

so anonymity is not what OP wanted if it is her
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Dubs says I rape the cat and eat the corpse
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>>590183838
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Can't wait to hear this break up story
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If its you, hi taylor.
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>>590195194
hahah kitteh pls lrn to walk
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>>590195501
true but timestamps will never be used on the pics posted so its impossible to say for certain who the person in the pic is the one writing the posts ( or sees the picture and happens to be on /b/ at the time)

so you are right and i agree but wrong in the same sense
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>>590195126
thats not todays timestamp faggot
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