The commentary is what makes this video so magical.
"Sterling has stared death in the face and said 'Take your best shot!'
To which death replies by punching him in the face over, and over, and over again!"
"'His face is like a brick wall'
'A brick wall that bleeds and cries a lot!'"
*Warning* if you don't like animal abuse, do not watch this gif
that kid really likes bananas
>be 15 year old me
>have 17 year old 8/10 sister
>parents have mid life crisis and buy a fucking great big house in the country
>tis winter time, nearly christmas.
>"Hey kids, want to come with us and visit grandparents before Christmas"
>No way, we're staying here.
>Parents go away for three days.
>Me and sister stay out of each others way.
>Evening of day two - lights go out.
>Shit. Grab torch, sister is screaming like a pussy. Find her, makes sure she's OK/
>She's fine, just spooked.
>Go to investigate the lights.
>Go to fuse box - everything fine.
>No other houses for about three miles, but there's a streetlamp outside
>It's gone off.
>Fuck, looks like the power's gone.
>Sister is following me around panicking.
>"I'm scared anon."
>"Don't worry, sure it'll be back on soon."
>Hour later, still no power. The heating is all electric.
>Torch is starting to fade.
>"What are we going to do anon?"
>I make sandwiches
>"Guess we go to bed, keep warm, wait it out."
>I go to my room, she goes to hers.
>Hear voice at door
>"Anon. I'm scared and cold."
>My room is filthy
>"Come to my room?"
>Still dressed, go to her room, get in bed.
>Get into the bed.
>She's wrapped up in a heap of covers and sleeping bags.
>"I'm still cold anon, cuddle up with me, we'll both be warm."
>Get closer, she feels pretty warm, and soft.
>Wrap arms around her
>She presses her body back into mine
>start to get boner
>what's that anon
>pull out boner
>sister says "I really really really like that cock, mind if I suck it"?
>go ahead, it's all yours my friend
>thank anon she says
>mfw I'm a 15 year old boy named Lori
>be a douche and pretend to give your child a banana for his birthday just to film his breakdown
>he gives you a fucking lesson of humility, and loves his gift
this kid will go places
fuck you! how the fuck I can lost to that shit. just fuck you!
The fact that you think this is funny is tragic.
you white, cis-male filth are the child-molesters and rapists in the developed world. I'm so tired of you victimizing gays/women/transgendered people.