rate my gf and her mum

Which one is the gf

>>590090206
Blue hair

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>>590090206
one on the right, heres another pic

>>590090019
no necks is better to deepthroat in

>>590090019
1/Jabba the Hutt

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>my fuckin sides
Also pls op, do a favor to humanity and dont let those things reproduce any further

Seriously op where the fuck is the neck?

No like seriously, this is shopped right? Cuz where the fuck did da neck go

>>590090019
Mfw you can actually see the daughter's neck dissappear like her mother's

0/Neck

neck/neck

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>>590090019

http://youtu.be/swgU1x9T-EY

Tits/gtfo

>>590090019
anti-giraffe/10

this is legit hilarious tho

moar pics

>>590090019
i cant stop laughing at her face, this is gr8

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Enchantment ? Enchantment!

Can't stop laughing, post moar.

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>>590090019
Top fucking kek, saved

op here, trying to find more pics for you fags

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this is grade A meme material

>>590090019
>>590090368
I would be legitimately terrified if I passed those abominations walking down the street. I hope they're shooped

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>>590090019
>>590090368
PEECHA CHAKKA NO WOOKIE BOONOWA TWEEPI SOLO??

HO HO HO HO HOOOOO.

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>>590091893

>>590091911
100% immunity to vampires

>>590090019
Wtf, she doesn't have a neck.

>>590092072
FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>590092072
i can't even breathe

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>>590092072
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks OP.

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>>590092072
bring me the wookie

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>>590092072

Either that's a shoop or your girlfriend and mom have a legit birth defect that causes their necks to dissapear, that shits insane yo

>>590090019
I can't decide who I like better. They're neck and neck at the moment.

>>590092431
she is trying to strangle her.

>>590090019
Shredded/10
What's her routine bro? Her traps are huge?

Oh fuck!

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>>590092431

>>590092431
>Tfw she can't be choked

>>590092573
you can't strangle someone with no neck, she is invincible

>>590092573
They'll both die of old age before that happens.

>>590092645
jesus. this is too great

>>590092645
kek, i just noticed, this is in australia

what state is this creature from?

>>590092645
Spot the mutant

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>>590092645

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>mfw this entire thread
I can't breathe!¨


send help

>>590092812
tazzy

>>590092923
hue, the land of inbreds

>>590090019
Poor shop but fuckin lol anyway

>>590093000
tripfag

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>>590092871
a picture from her youth

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>>590092645
>>590092833

we must protect our own kind - mutants

>>590092072
Did something large fall on her head? Does she ever go "I AM CORNHOLIO!"? Did she shrug so hard, her head permanently stayed like that? I can't imagine how hard it would be to strangle her. She looks like she's confused as fuck in that image. "Where the fuck did my neck go? Fuck nigga i'm high."

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>>590092893
top kek

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>>590092893
>head and shoulders
Underrated post

rekt fat female umpalumpa gives birth to grunge cringe daughter, worsts giraffe enemies

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>>590093045
she reminds me of this

>>590090368
But the one on the right is a literal baby, u sick fuck.

>>590093045
Would band 10/10

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>>590093045
last one boiz

>>590093045
*bang

>>590093000
I did it. I got trips. My life's crowning achievement.
I shall now disappear into obscurity now and for ever.

not like you could sneak up on the mom and snap her neck.

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>>590093045
This is fucking gold.
Don't stop OP.

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>>590090019
>>590090368
>>590091911
>>590092072
>>590092412
>>590092431
>>590092645
>>590092871
STRONG AS FUCK, MIRIN' THOSE SHREDDED TRAPS!

you can tell she's a big girl who knows that she needs to eat big, C'MON!!!!!

>>590090019
Me when people try to tickle my neck

>>590093233
At least if she falls off, she won't have to worry about breaking her neck.

>>590093444
she is the new zyzz
>trips confirm

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>>590090019
MY FAMILY!

>>590093045
I just realized that somebody out there was brave enough to fuck this. Like this is legitimate proof of how much easier it is to get laid if you are a woman. Holy shit.

>>590093521
>>590093521
yep, so you better shave your balls and become a trap

>>590093233
How in the?

>>590093521
or her spouse had absolutely no standards. at. all

>>590093505
Somebody please shop this guy into one of her pictures. It would be wrong not to!

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>>590093444
glorious mutant trips

>ONE DAY YOU MAY
>EAT BIG TO GET BIG
>CMON

>>590090019
Ayyy lmao

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Hi from Russia

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>>590090019
>>590093505

op here, no pics of the mother left, can only offer pics of gf

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>>590094013

>>590094067
just go on the dads facebook and find more of mum or something

>>590094013
is that a koregan ?

>yfw jabba was played by a person in a costume and that person was her. She made all those sound effects.

>>590094013
my name is neineckberg

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>>590094013

>>590094336
Whats this from?

This is a really funny form of retardation XD

Anyone else in here hold their breath if you walk past retards and cripples?

Op you should buy her a necklace.

>>590094415
Darude

>>590094415
Mass Effect series

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>>590092271

>>590094527
fucking top kek you have to do this, OP

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>>590090019
OP, I suggest they invest in one of these each

Epic Turner Syndrome OP.

>>590093920
At least this shit is shopped.

>>590093233
You have to remember someone actually fucked this bitch. No joke.

>>590090019
australia/10

>>590094649
I don't think it would work since she doesn't have a chin lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJkyGjXot4k

Is that her dog?

For some reason, I don't like Nirvana anymore.

>>590094763
kek'd

>>590092271
Underrated post kek'd

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>>590093233
I SUDDENLY REMEMBER WHAT SHE REMINDS ME OF

>>590095207
>Implying Nirvana was ever worth liking in the first place.

NIggah Hush

>>590095583
i dun get it

moar OP! or post name for dox

>>590090019
So you in laws are Cardassians?? are you Gul Dukat?

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>>590090019

>>590093233
i'd like to see ISIS try to behead this one

>>590096765
Moar Sarh-Jane!

>>590096951
too difficult, I bet they cant.

>>590096765
top kek

Serious question. What's wrong with her? any medic-fags here?

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>>590092893

Medfag here. It's Turner's Syndrome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_syndrome

>>590097484
She ain't got no fucking neck m8 how much more specific do you need?

>>590098489
another medi fag and probably youre senior. Know why? cuz Turner are infertile.

>>590098599
kek'd