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Ask a school teacher from the UK anything

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Ask a school teacher from the UK anything
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Timestamp
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>>589936263
Do you fuck niggers?
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Is it hard to bang girls as teacher?
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>>589936263
What school?
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Post students
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>>589936402
this
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>>589936263
Why do you think some kids are truant with no hope of learning to behave?
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>>589936263
hows your 3rd grade class?
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Age, gender, region of UK.

How do you tolerate being in a low paying job which is dominated by the ideology that women are better teachers when it's simply not true?
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>>589936535

It would be easier than other professions but morally wrong!
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Have you banged a student yet?
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>>589936684
what he asked
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>>589936263
Is that you? If so, timestamp. And if so, do you ever get sexy with your students? Let them see your tits or squeeze your ass?
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>>589936647

Parents and bullying
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What subject?
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>>589936684

24, f, oxfordshire

who says women are better?
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>>589936993
science
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>>589936827

not yet, no
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>>589936791
What is this moral? Sounds overrated.
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>>589937163
pics of your syllabus or you're a liar
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>>589937029
The basic statistic considering the outrageous proportion of female to male teachers in this country. You'd have to be blind not to see it. Men are outright dissuaded from teaching by our culture.
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>>589937029
No one
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>>589936263
do you wear sexy clothing/buttplugs or anything similar underneath your clothes when you are at work?

Ever purposely bent over or done something similar along the lines of that?
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>>589937098
Secondary or Primary?
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>>589936263
Have you ever teached a class with teenagers that you wanted to bang?
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>>589937276
I'm not giving away info for you to find me
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>>589936263
What is my name?
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>>589937029
Timestamp needed
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>>589936609
HA. THAT'S /b/ FER YE
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>>589936920
As in shit parents and they get bullied?
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>>589937345
If a Man becomes a Teacher, he is instantly a kiddy fiddler.
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>>589937345
There is pretty much a 50/50 split in my school. But I agree, recent jobs have gone more to women than men. Pervy headteachers?
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>>589936263
what grade do you teach
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>>589937451
post a quiz or something from this year then
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>>589937356

I wear a thong. I write with my back to the class and i stick my bum out a bit. Nothing sexual but I'm confident with it
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i'm a caretaker at a school in uk. why won't the qt student teacher notice me? ;_;
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>>589937595
That's the exact problem, we need better male role models for young boys. This is why we have so many boy-men in our current population who are so insecure in their own gender identity that they overcompensate for it through a variety of different outlets which tend to just be harmful to either themselves or others. It's a serious issue.
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>>589937401
secondary
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>>589936263

miss, miss, miss

show us yer tits miss!
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>>589936263
whats it like having saved that pic from a thread a few months ago?
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>>589937834
because they fear they will get in trouble
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>>589937587
Could be either. Parents need to work with the school to get the kids in but they could be detered from school due to bullying or other uncomfortable things
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Lets get the fucking SPIDERMANS GOING guys
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>>589937834
because no one wants to fuck the janitor
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>>589937834
Because you're a caretaker
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>>589937933
Oh shit nigger i remember that
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SPIDERMAN U ARE NEEDED, WHERE ARE U
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>>589937743
years 7-13

ages 11-18
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piss in a cup OP!
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>>589936263
ITT: horny teen boys being trolled by an old gay man.
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>>589936263
No time stamp, but I do know that's a sir john Leman high school tie you fucking tard.
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What subject do you teaxh
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>>589937356
I wear a thong pretty often, and once went without any underwear, but never a buttplug or anything like that.
I occasionally "accidentally" brush my boobs against a student as I lean over to give them help. Funny to see them blush.
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>>589936263
pee 4 /b/>>589936263
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>>589936263
>School teacher on a site notorious for CP etc.
>Knows the format "ask me anything" implying regular browsing.
>Pretends to be a woman, offering 0 proof.

My question was "have you nothing better to do". But DAT QUESTION BE MOOT.
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>>589938276
pics of thong
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>>589938222

A gay old man? What's it like to be so wrong?
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>>589938239
That's not in Oxford though.
I could be wrong.
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last night I had a dream about one of my teachers from when i was in highschool.

I also dreamt that i was watching tv and an ad featuring hardcore lesbian porn came on. and I thought, hmmm i guess it's ok if it's an ad
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>>589938068
I mean, the truant kids get bullied? In my school they were always the bullies. They had no regard for the happiness of others and often went out of their way to annoy or upset.
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>>589938440
gross labia would not fuck
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>>589938276
kek no never no
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>>589938440
Timestamp needed. You know the rules. Otherwise you're a gay old man with a thing for teen boys.
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>>589938276
not OP
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>>589938440
look, nigger.

timestamp or shut up.

this isn't how this works, follow the fucking rules or be ignored.
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>>589936263
would you piss for us?
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>>589938686
Yeah it's a bit chunky
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>>589937029

How long have you been teaching?
Ever posted any nudes online?
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>>589939019
THIS
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>>589939019
>>589939078
fuck off
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>>589938998
Shut up, Troy
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>>589939074
2 years, yes
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>>589936263
>anything

do you touch your students?
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All you niggas posting in a troll thread
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Do you teach in Manchester?
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>>589939405
Hugs sometimes but not sexually
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>>589939408
lelget wrekd
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>>589939472
oxford
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>>589939408
oh shit nigga!

OP might still be schoolteacher but he ain't got no pussy
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>>589937163

key word "yet".

god bless you femanon OP
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>>589939408
fuckin got us
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>>589936263
did your daddy sexually abuse you as a child?
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>>589936263
what just happened on eastenders

i don't watch it anymore but apparently something big happened
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>>589939720
A man had a baby due to hormone replacement after an operation on his brain tumour went wrong
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>>589938440
School teachers are meant to be intelligent.

You're not a school teacher, and one .jpg named 'pussy' on an internet full of billions of them is not proof. You're a retarded liar.
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>>589937834
>i'm a caretaker

answered your own question there, didn't you m8?
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What shall I do next? Vote:

1. Finger in ass
2. Sharpie in ass
3. DP
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>>589940008
See my post
>>589939408
faggot
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>>589939211

Any nudes with your face in?
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pissssssss
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Thread's done, OP was gay all along, nothing was gained by anybody. Let's move out!
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>>589940283
You can leave if u want to, no need for negative nancies
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>>589940452
>>589939408
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>>589938440
>A gay old man? What's it like to be so wrong?

what's it like to be gay old men?
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>>589936456
Have you seen the pictures from uk-schools,if you wereto have sex with a "student" in class with you just immigrants thenn surely chances ae high yuor going to have sex with a black boy / slave
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>>589940153
Wow, you nearly got 100 replies so far.

You gonna go tell your below-legal-drinking-age buddies you hacked /b/ now?

Right on /b/ro, kek and banana.
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>>589940452
it's obvious that OP is not a female, probably googled a teacher's forum and made shit up.

thread is kill, everyone that posts from this point forward has an IQ of 1-90
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>>589940452
"negative nancies"
no timestamp
confirmed for an old gay man
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>>589940656

I'm sorry, I'm busy rewarding u guys
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>>589939882
ty

ask a secondary student anything
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>>589938686
Gay
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>>589940837
asl?
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>>589940827
IS THAT A VAGINA? OH MY WORD.

Thank you, thank you so much.
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>>589939039

you virgins don't know a good pussy when you see one.

trust me, one day when you get to play with one of your own, you'll learn to actually like pussy
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>>589940954
i'm of a certain age
m birmingham

you?
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>>589940827
Why is /b/ so full of blind fuckwits. You guys are being trolled from an old master/slave thread. >>589939408
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>>589940827
Thanks, without that picture I don't think I'd have been able to view a pussy on the internet tonight. Praise you, saint.
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>>589941159
>virgins
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>>589941177
oxford
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sharpie in pooper
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>>589937029
22 m oxford
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>>589941159
Generally it's the virgins who obsess over it, putting the pussy on a pedestal. Making virgin comments like yours.

Pussy is pussy.
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>>589941568
fancy
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>>589941660
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>>589936263
Is God real?
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>>589936263
How do magnets work?
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>>589936263
Where in Oxfordshire OP?
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How old are the students you teach and would you ever fuck one of them?
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granted these pix are all of the same cunt

just not OP

you don't do sharpies without timestamp
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>>589942056
Miracles, obviously.
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>>589942144
sage
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>>589941159
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>>589936263
What do you teach op?
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>>589942144
11-18.

If nobody found out, yes. Realistically, no.
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>>589941784
As much as i agree pussy is not pussy.
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>>589942362
I don't understand why questions are still being answered.

>>589939408
Here. Not a teacher.
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>>589942223
Why sage?

>>589942362
You're not the OP. But why would you not?
16 in legal in the UK, right?
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>>589941912
op is not a fag
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>>589941159
I can smell the virgin from here, holy shit.
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>>589936263
Is your husband a biker?
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Timestamp
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>>589942629
fired from job and never be hired again

also im in a position of care, so it is illegal
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First time I've seen my home mentioned (oxford)
I didn't know real people exist here!
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>>589942728
i mean, he might be

who knows where he's getting these without a timestamp
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>>589942581
I don't even
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>>589942972
rip red robin
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>>589942950
Oh yeah, fair enough.
Have you ever had the chance to? What went through your head?
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>>589936263
tony?
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>>589943145
i think i had a chance at the year 11 prom. if i made a move, sure. didnt really cross my mind though
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>>589942629
Are you really this dumb?
>>589939408
Not a teacher, this shit is old.

Also, in what world is a teacher fucking their student anything but illegal.
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>>589942241
Yo op, what lessons do you teach?
Or are you a supply or whatever teacher?
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>>589943476
sci
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>>589943331

if you are the owner of that fine pussy and you are indeed a teacher, you would succeed if you ever made a move on any school boy.

they will fuck anything. they will certainly fuck you. it's not in question.

just saying...in case you didn't know
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>>589936920

your wrong take it from some one who skipped more than 50% of secondry school its got nothing to do with parents or bullying it does in some cases but most of the time its simply because we dont like school

i would skip school cos i didnt like it then you go back and you've missed so much of the lesson you dont know what the fuck anyones doing so you just skip that lesson again because its easier than trying to catch up or you get detention for skipping school and they expect you to actually go to it when i got detention i just skipped school more
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>>589943331
You're a teacher then?

>I* think I* had a chance at the year 11 prom. If* I* made a move, sure. It* didn't* really cross my mind though FULL STOP.
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>>589943864
rekt
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>>589939408
come cam
femanons
dot
org
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>>589943756
and ur parents should have got ur sorry ass out of bed every morning at told u to man up
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>>589940827
come cam
femanons
dot
org
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>>589941912
come cam
femanons
dot
org
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Woooooo ggo Oxford
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OP spread pussy
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>>589943864
don't be a faggot, not everyone uses grammar 24/7. i sure don't.

However, if I was in a position where I had to use the correct and proper grammar techniques, you bet your rectum I'd do everything in my power to reach the quotas I needed to, in order to advance my position in my career.
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>>589943331
>>589943145
>>589942950
>>589936263
>>589943728

Samefag.
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>>589944382
where is your evidence nigger
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>>589944335
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>>589944553

thanks man
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>>589944382
Yeah...
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>>589944553
that's dp, not spread pussy, you dumb fuck

spread your fucking pussy
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>>589944380
You have to reach a grammar quota? I don't think that's true either. I think setting a good example for the kids would be a better way to advance in teaching, but WHO KNOWS, I'M NOT A TEACHER LIKE YOU KEKEKEKEK.

Oh wait. I forgot! This is /b/. I AM a teacher. Come on people, ASK ME ANYTHING!
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>>589944860
I too can use MS paint.
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>>589944983
i'm not OP lelelele
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>>589945027
Yeah, gonna go through all that effort.
Faggot.
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>>589944143
to man up? ha
how the fuck is going to school maning up?
i had over shit to do didnt want to be some fucking slave who sat in a class room all day listening to some prick with a god complex try to push his veiws on everyone

and they did get me up every day and get me out the house i never onced skipped school in the house i was always out i got picked up by police, caught by teachers, my parents, friends parents and i still just didnt want to go in so i never did
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>>589944860
Genuinely looks painted.
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>>589944382

A swing and a miss.
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>>589945278

Lol, then u must be a dumb fuck right now
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>>589945134
But you ARE a retard.

When writing a teacher should use proper grammar, you don't agree? It should me more difficult for a teacher to use bad grammar than good.
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>>589945493
Yeah, Bill Gates here, you may know me as the inventor of paint.

I can confirm pain has been used.

Also, ask Bill Gates anything.
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>>589945677

science teacher. no need for gramma
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>>589945341
Okay bro.
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>>589945929
i 4got u dnt neet to rite in sience, the students cn jst rite like dis an is all good bra
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Fuck you then OP
Oxford fag too
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>>589945915
do you have black friends
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>>589946197
If OP wasn't blatant liar, dox would be so easy.

Not even worth the 10 minutes of reserach.
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>>589945915

lol...who has the time.

you lost
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2nd year primary ed student here. Have you ever taken drugs? I love smoking weed but I'm afraid if I was ever found out it would seriously affect my career, not just in regards to the law
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>>589945534
Dumb fuck?
yeah right
I consistantly got the highest test results in my year
passed everyone of my gcse's
did all my course work at home
i have insomnia and used to sit up at night watching educational and revision shows on the tele
Have a level 2,3 and 4 in gym instructing,personal training, strength and conditioning and have a certificate in nutrition

yeah mate im a right dumb fuck just because i skipped school does not mean i am lazy

and i did all this with dyslexia
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>>589946266
Bill Gates here, yes, I have many coloured friends. They kindly make components for my Xbox for next to nothing because of the multiculturalism I display on the reg.
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Miss E ****ood, hey
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>>589946888
trips confirm
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>>589946485
Bill Gates here.

"Who has the time?" is a good question. It all depends on how old you are, or to interpret the question differently, whether or not someone is wearing a wristwatch or standing near a clock.
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>>589946718
wait you're 7 years old?
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>>589945915
you bought two porches and crashed 1?
what about the monkeys?
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>>589946962

eastwood?

Easymood?

Everwood?

Elongatedclitoralhood?

Elfinwood?
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>>589947199
dubs confirm
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>>589947315
E is the initial for their first name if anything
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>>589947112
It's settled. This is my bread now.

Ask me anything.
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>>589947210
Bill Gates here, the monkeys are fine. Me and the alpha chimp are chonging on a fatty right now, peace.
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>>589947332

my precalled 888 trips trump all
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>>589947896

999 proves I'm fine fine fine
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>>589948014

222

woo woo woo
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>>589948123

no 222
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>>589948123
123

hehehe
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>>589946888
>>589947112
>>589947199
>>589947332

If anyone's debating that this isn't now a Bill Gates thread, take it up with probability niggers.
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>>589948192

no 333

all your base are belong to me
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OP show us a book that u use in your classroom
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>>589948344

444

done
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>>589948123
123

>>589948234
i get 234

>>589948344
you almost get 345

go fuck yourself you always ruin things
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>>589948431

555

sharpies in pooper

timestamp
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>>589948547


666 devil inspired
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>>589948529
>you always ruin things

you call this a thread???
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>>589948818

8888 quads...late late late
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>>589948964
9k
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>>589949008
fuck man i stumbled on my keyboard that 9k should've been mine
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>>589948964

111

fun fun fun
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>>589948818
i didn't
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>>589949105

333

3 holed teacher for me

lets see the cock sucking hole now
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>>589949259
this
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>>589949416

555

I am a Golden God
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>>589949259
People are rolling for quads and posting Bill Gates.

Scoll up, see the reposted pictures from a different thread ages ago, that's all there is to it.
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>>589949657

888

eat eat eat that teach teach teach
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>>589949683
Shit bread, fuck OP
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>>589936263
>>589938440
>>589940827
>>589941912
Why don't you make some new pictures instead of posting ones you posted from the last thread?
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>>589949814

9999 quads

boom
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>>589949926

5k
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>>589948529
>go fuck yourself you always ruin things

get used to this cancer. I have taught all you fuckers how easy it is.

now everyone is doing it.

from here on out.

yeah, I'm that guy.
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check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAQoABkC3k
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>>589950246

333, btw
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>>589945677
In the words of one of my math teachers, "I R MATH TEACHER. I NO ENGLISH GOOD."
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>>589950632

yes! that

and 777
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>>589949904
Same shitty bait more than once?

Wow, I thought OP was sad before...
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OP name is Emma
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>>589945135
>not knowing about changing sourcecode
god damnit this newfaggotry
>>
What's with so many women on 4chan.
Back in my days this was sausage fest.

This place is in hell now.
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>>589951349
Yeah no.

His name isn't Emma, it's faggot OP and he isn't a teacher.
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>>589938686
You're a retard and obviously a fag. That is 10/10 material there.
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>>589952260

this
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>>589951882

calling my 888 trips
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>>589952770

no, these are my 888 trips
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>>589999999
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>>589936263
Do students stare at your ass / tits?
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>>589952770
>>589952840

Right here nigger;
>>589946888
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>>589951349
How would you know that?
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