ITT: We poorly describe Vidya Games and try to guess what they

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>>589897288
Far cry 4

>>589897288
Megaman, durr

> Collect Jewellery
> Cheesy early 00's rap everywhere

>>589897817
Sonic

>>589897944
Correct.

> Batman-looking guy wants to take over the world by podracing.

Hats

>Gf promise cake
>gf is kidnap
>no
>it was turtle all along

>>589897288
Borderlands 2

>>589898262
TF2

>>589898262
The Godfather II

>Start Match
>Side B
>Can't recover

>>589898322
WarioWare

>>589898262
WarioWare

>Walk around
>Eat shit

>>589898653
WarioWare

>>589898787
WarioWare

>>589898262
I assume it's tf2, but that's actually not a poor description of the game at all.

>>589898703
>>589898756
>>589898834
>>589898892
All correct

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>Kill people
>Speak italian

>>589898892
>>589898834
>>589898756
>>589898703
Why yes, you are right in every one of them!

>go on holiday
>framed for vandalism by some nigga
>gotta make things wet

>>589899123
WarioWare

>>589899177
Obviously Mario sunshine

>>589899177
WarioWare

>Underground
>Lots of crying
>You become less human with every stage

>be blue
>acquire ring

>metro guy
>elephants

>>589899350
WarioWare

>>589899391
The marios?

>>589899350
Isaac

>>589899391
WarioWare

>>589899501
Correct!

>>589899423
WarioWare

>>589899423
WarioWare: Smooth Moves

>Be a gross thief
>Meeting lots of different people
>complete various strange tasks for progress

>>589899907
WarioWare: Twisted

>like 2k
>shittier

quints

>you died

>Orc time warps and meets his dad
>Dad makes up with his Orc friends
>Go invade a world

>>589900183
Dork sauce?

>weeaboo an hero dating sim

>>589900004
WarioWare D.I.Y.

>>589900332
WarioWare: Touched

>>589897288
click left stick, hold left trigger, scream, mash x (or a) repeat

>every dungeon as and item to get to the other dungen

>Stranded
>Going through teleporters
>So many powerups

>Hag steal basic bitch sister
>Collect stuff
>poor defenseless animal in bag at all times

>>589900743
WarioWare

>commando
>ex-girlfriend leaves your elite squad
>name is havoc
>flamethrower OP

>ghost powers
>kill lots of ugly things that have a cockney accent

>>589901045
WarioWare

>>589901151
WarioWare

>>589901151
Shadow of Mordor

>>589900775
WarioWare

>>589900981
WarioWare

>Were
>You
>Aware?

>fat, ugly Mario clone
>minigames

>>589901327
Yep thats it

>>589901514
WarioWare

>>589901045
Renegade

>>589897288
Megaman
>>589897817
Sonic
>>589898195
F-Zero
>>589898262
Team Fortress 2 or Kirby
>>589898322
That wario game
>>589898653
Smash Bros
>>589898787
Survival Kids/The Sims/any Platformer
>>589899123
Assassins Creed 2
>>589899177
Warioware
>>589899350
The binding of Isaac
>>589899391
Sanic
>>589899423
Warioware
>>589900743
Zelda
>>589900981
Pokemon
>>589901045
Metal Gear

>>589901585
No idea

Would you kindly.

>be king
>endless feasts of butter
>all other lords hate me
>I will drink from your skull

>>589901789
WarioWare

>>589901794
WarioWare

>>589901673
Correct
>>589901725
Incorrect

>>589900981
Banjo Kazooie

>Get papers
>Die
>Game sucked

Is WarioWare the new Naked banana?

>>589901735
I don't know why but this made me kek so fucking hard

>be goat

>>589902113
WarioWare

>>589901949
Nein

>>589902150
GOAT SIMULATOR, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>589902150
WarioWare

>>589901794
Mount & Blade: Warband

>>589901585
mario's fundamentals

>2014
>nazis

>>589902324
WarioWare

>Ride motorcycles
>brother gets kill
>Shoot people in the face

>It's soccer
>And it's 2015

>>589901789
Bioshock

>>589902462
WarioWare

>>589902462
Ride to Hell: WarioWare

>>589902558
WarioWare

>money
>hox is down

>>589902577
Correct

>>589902656
WarioWare

>>589902656
Payday 1 or 2 thats easy

>Shoot all the civilians
>Shoot exactly four guards
>GET TO DA VANNNNN

>>589902868
WarioWare

>>589902270
mai nigga

MW2

>waluigi's brother
>garlic

>Game of death
>Kill pimp repeatedly
>Acquire Geishas

>Bulldozers
>In outer space

>Class based shooter
>Not TF2
>Got shit on be TF2 fans for being too much like TF2
>Still a pretty rad game

>>589903051
Not a clue

>>589903130
WarioWare

>>589903197
WarioWare

>cool
>alright
>goodnight
>goodbye
>be me
>beat the nintendo power record by several hundred thousand points but don't have a camera to take picture
>literally highlight of my life

>>589903458
WarioWare

>get rumble pak with release of game
>beat the hardest track in roughly an hour

>>589903649
WarioWare

>>589903649
WarioKart

>daw daw daw daw daw daw daw daw

>tell dorfs what to do
>everything is kill
>magma is the answer

>>589903745
WarioWare

>there's a bonus room with a bonus room

>>589903786
WarioWare

>>589903237
has overwatch even come out yet?

>sels.set Gold(999999)

>>589903855
WarioWare

>>589903786
Dorf fortress

>>589903935
WarioWare

>spawn
>dig for shit
>get blowed up
>repeat

>demons and stuff
>girls uncle dies
>beat game once
>have to beat it 3 more times

>>589903935
Think more 2010

>shooter game
>get yelled at by russians

>>589904022
WarioWare

>>589904022
No man's sky

>AI that may or may not have taken over the world
>That part

>shoot mutants with other people
>brit accents everywhere
>dosh grab it while it's hot

>>589904112
WarioWare

>>589904112
Eternal Darkness

>>589904175
WarioWare

>not warioware

>>589904241
WarioWare

EVERY GAME IS WARIOWARE, WE GET IT.

>>589904434
WarioWare

>>589904403
No idea

>>589904257
WarioWare

>>589904309
Think blizzard

>Escape from spoopy prison with jerky people
>Stab boss in asshole for 10 minutes
>Become kill by giant bird
>Lel sike! you are not kill
>Fight more jerky people
>Become an hero or giant douchelord

>>589904682
Diablo 3
You don't have to finish 3 times now...

>>589904175
Cod

>>589903237

Monday Night Combat?

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>>589903973
yup

>>589904807
MarioMare

>>589904807
WarioWare

>>589904810
Yea. You can though

>>589904901
Correct!

>>589904175 >>589904807
Dark souls?

>pick guy
>destroy big building
>win

Correct

>>589905142
WarioWare

>>589905142
9/11

>>589905142
9/11 the game?

>>589905097
Correct

>Teleported to another world
>Dress Dapper
>Killed by shadows

>>589905478
WarioWare

>>589905302
>>589905344
Great minds kek

>Be fast food
>Fight ethnic stereotypes
>Final boss is a rapist

>>589905629
WarioWare

>>589905478
Do African?

>leafmore high
>renderware

>Wear suit
>Kill people because lel
>Get away with it

>>589905142
more details
>name is acronym

> Long ass retarded title
> First game without le eyepatch man
> Robots

>>589905780
ObsCure 2

>>589905847
WarioWare

>>589905851
I'm still going with WarioWare

>>589905972
WarioWare

>We've captured a command post

>>589906180
WarioWare

>>589905761
Wrong

>>589905847
Hitman

>>589906178
Nope

>THE BABY

>collect nuts and bolts
>save planet

heres an easy one
"RELOADING"
"CHANGING MAG"

>>589906661
Metroid: Other M

>>589906781
WarioWare

>>589906000
bingo

>>589897288
>whistle
>someone looks for who whistled
>kill those who look for the whistler

>>589906781
Black ghetto & robot sex?

>>589906781
Machinarium?

>Try to save father figure
>Dies anyway
>Go on quest with annoying companion
>Try to save the world
>Lol nope, end up causing bad guy to take over by mistake
>Save the world for real this time
>Forever alone

>>589907021
WarioWare

>>589907021

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

>>589907021
Edward Snowden: Relocked & Reloaded?

>fuck you clink
>my name is in the dictionary as of 2014 even though it's fucking retarded

>>589906988
nope

>>589907077
WarioWare

> in ship
> sp00ky scary skeleton
> lockers are friend
> *Phone system* is not

>>589907185
WarioWare

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>>589907152
>>589907157
>>589907170
you're wrong mates

>>589907034
>>589907060
nope

>>589907238
WarioWare

>>589906822
Correct!

>>589907316
Not ratchet & clank?

>>589907077
>MFW no one gets this.
You should all kill yourselves for having no taste.

>>589906781
Rachet and clank?

>>589907077
Fallout?

> Omg everyones gemz

>>589907630
WarioWare

>>589907748
WarioWare

>>589907731
No

>>589907661
das it mane

>bird drops you somewhere
>no directions of where to go received in rest of the game

>>589907860
WarioWare

>>589907816
Didnt see the companion part. Give another hint

>>589907860
Dook Soos

>>589908032
>Fucking time travel

>>589908216
Chrono Trigger?

>>589908285
No.

>>589907077
Ocarina of time

>>589908216
Some Zelda game?

>>589905142
RAMPAGE?

>>589908351
I thought this but what about father figure

>>589906180
>space battle
>THE ENEMY HAS DESTROYED OUR SHIELD GENERATOR
>fix it
>100yearslater.jpg
>finally done, get in ship
>SHIELD GENERATOR DOWN

>>589908525
The deku tree obviously

>>589908636
Hmmmmm I guess

>>589905142
More hints
>you need to destroy smaller building to get big one
>cyka

>>589905142
i never really played wrecking crew so wrecking crew

>STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THE FOOD MATT JESUS

>be zombie
>kill zombies
>2nd in series

>>589906794
Borderlands 2

>>589907630

well, you need to give people time to reply.

it's obviously ocarina of time, and most /b/tards would know that.

>>589909111
Already solved, but yeah, oot

>>589909103
Dank Soles

>bird is causing problems
>find bird and smash its head with a hammer
>find birds owner and stab him between the fucking eyes

>>589909376
Didnt think of deku as father figure, then again havent played in ages. Thats why I didnt get it, but thinking back it makes sense

>>589909443
Nosir

>>589909550
new jontron video

>>589909550
This reminds me a lot of windwaker

>>589899350
World of warcraft from the players perspective

>you can't do that yet
>you can't do that yet

>be short
>go to woodshop
>kiss that weird nerdy girl

>>589909729

correct

>in car
>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

>>589909103
'Nother hint
>playstation 1

>>589909729
Yeah, probably, at least would make sense

Broken out of prison by mexibro
get put back into military because world is now in ruins colonel wants me to give him 110%

>>589909851
Holy shit kek

>mom is kill
>take lessons
>everyone wants you dead

>radiation
>this place fuckin sucks
>monsters

>>589909995
rust

>>589909995
Fallout

>>589909995
Fallout

>>589910083
>>589910098
nope

>being constructive
>helping to manage a small group of people
>koreans charge in and kill everything you have

>>589909995
s. t. a. l. k. e. r.

>>589910229
there we go

>>589907238
No guesses yet?

>>589909976
Assassins Creed 2?

>>589910194
LA riots: Steam edition

> hat
> prison
> cats

>muh real time
>strategy
>tiberium

>>589909894
>Update
Burnt out 3

>cyka

> find man laying on ground with sis
> help him up
> ask him whats his name
> he doesnt know
> see town on fire decide to help out town
> man knows how to fight
> let him join my forces
> he married and fucked my future daughter

> tunnels
> more tunnels
> surface kill

>>589910171
STALKER

>remove elf

>>589910783
team fortress 2

>you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger
>you hit the ground

>Pick a country
>Rule it
>Start wars for your pleasure and for lebensraum
>Turn millions into kebab with gas, tanks, bullets and shit
>Colonize and enslave niggers
>Become an empire

>>589910783
Doto

>cross
>header

>>589911019
correct but it was answered already

>main story?
>what main story?

>>589911078
wrong game but same developer

>>589911146
yep didnt have autorefresh

>>589911195
>Update
Titanfall?

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>>589910649
this guy

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>>589911125

>>589911195
Destiny

>>589911220
cyka cyka blyat mid or feed fucking noops

>>589910473
nope
>>589909976
>also to majick or not majick

>>589911195
Destiny

>Meteor
>Phychic powers
>Beat the shit out of aliens and robots with baseball bats, frying pans, bazookas and a sword
>kids

>>589911467
Mother

>MC is a /b/tard
>saves the world

>>589911394
idi nahui

>brother is kill
>must save friends
>pretty insane

hint: It's not fucking WarioWare
inb4 you say WarioWare anyway because hur dur so funny and hilarious

>>589911379
>>589911413
Bingo

>be at a school
>having weird dreams
>go on trips with classmates
>meet cute girl
>weird shit happens
>reset time or some shit, remove myself so no bad shit happens or some shit

>>589910194
Homefront?

>>589910488

no

>>589901794
M&B?

>>589910611
Starcraft?

league of losers

>>589911623
WarioWare

>be aristocrat of what is now called Iraq
>disregard gravity
>manipulate the fourth dimension

>>589911519
Close enough.

>>589911667
>>589911667
I was thinking this

>>589897288
Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

>>589910783
Dotka

>>589911658
shit man thats the donny darko movie

>>589911827
Earthbound?

>>589910611

command and conquer 3

>>589911195
Skyrim

Be fucking hybrid animal between a carnivore mammal and fowl
Dressed in schoolboy's clothes
Must save medieval land from heretic woman

>>589909995
Half life

>>589911658
Persona

> be a rad Dino
> has to save a punkass babys' brother

>>589911623
Is it warioware?

>>589911822
Prince of Persia

> CHRISSSSS!!!!!

>Get Elemental Crystals
>Go Back in Time
>Fight Evil Demon

>>589897288
Battletoads

>>589911814
:^)

>>589911822
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time?

>>589911786
naw

>>589912008
fuck you got it

New thread?

>>589912067
C&C 3

>protecting a young, blonde girl
>happily accepts protection and follows me around
>calls me a pervert when i try to peek at her white cotton panties.

>>589910868
idk but I want to know

>Very fun
>Virtually 2D
>Vexing
>Vow to beat it
>Vacation from easy games
>Variegated characters

>>589912641
Resident Evil 4

>>589912358
>>589912258

correct my nigglets
now this one

>look like a shadow cyborg with three gleaming eyes
>be seemingly invisible
>must do random shit in ludicrous scenarios and kill people

>>589912728

correct

>>589912641
Leon you baka ass motherfucker

>>589912237
Yoshi's Island

>no memory
>befriend chill price dude
>countries @ war
>be good at plans
>zombies
>evil dragon thing

>>589912237
Yoshi's Island

>>589912321
Quest 64

>tall guy goes to your house
>tall guy digs up dirt
>tall guy leaves with dirt

>>589910603
Guesses niggas?

>be ordinary man
>somehow get trapped inside what seemed to be a bird's cage
>find out it's haunted
>get killed by ghosts and demon pianos