1. Go to playmate.uw.hu/main .html
2. Find the Playboy playmate centerfold for the month you were born
3. Post it here
I want to see big vintage tits, hairy pussies, poofy hair, and tan lines!
I'll start, Miss January 1973
Says: month you were born in
Means: month your dad was born in
lurking want big round firm titties
wet as fuk now
January 81
June 1973
>>589644170
Ha, yeah, I'm old.
>>589644928
Me too. I'd post but 77 was a shitty year and my month is especially unfapworthy.
>>589644481
>I had her on the back of my door in college....from the newly purchased mag.
October 1997
>>589645138
Sometimes the shitty ones are funny to see. There are a few where the chick is bent over and her pussy is so hairy that it looks like she has a furry asshole.
>>589643668
>playmate.uw.hu/main .html
Which was the first one with no bush at all?
February 2004
>>589646323
march 82
Chuckles Lorre's x wife lol
Miss March 1992
Jan 92
>>589646727
If you were born 4 months earlier you would have gotten Gene Simmons' wife
Katherine Hushaw
Oct. '86
>>589643668
The links isn't working for me, OP. I copy pasted it but it comes up with a 404 page. Help?
Sorry for being a faggot.
june 93
May 1965, Torpedos incoming
>>589647165
Remove the space
>>589647489
lucky
oct 94
>>589643668
dat pussy, dat ass
>>589647810
What's up with the 60s and torpedo tits?
>>589643668
it's funny women didn't start shaving their bushes until about 2002
Leisa Sheridan, July 1993
jan 01 was wow
>>589648287
i dunno maybe bras?
>>589645717
Ur 17 fag
>>589643668
Oct 83.
where is Dec 2015?
I was born yesterday.
>>589648671
blonde bush is best bush
>>589647827
I'm an idiot.
Thanks, anon.
well then
>>589647489
Damn I remember this mag!!
>>589643668
here's mine
>>589643668
September 87
>>589649048
And here's my wifes
>>589647810
I could go for some milk now
>>589648671
>>589647165
I got it.
Crista Nicole. May '01.
>inb4 youngfag
>>589648366
Not true
is it a coincidence it's my favorite body type?
March of 1979
>>589644481
blew many to this one lol
>>589649388
Virginfag
>>589649235
I wonder how low those hang today.
Wendy Hamilton
Miss December 1991
Shes 47 now. Maybe ill start the hunt to fuck her.
Miss Hair Diaper 1991
>>589649805
Yep.
October 91
>>589648492
>01
>MODS!
>>589650249
I meant 1901 faggot
>>589648867
You are a newfriend, not an idiot.
November 91'
Tonja Christensen
November 1991
>>589649632
according to the picture at a glance
great tits, but boosh
>>589650552
Oh shit lol>>589650624
>>589650552
What day I'm the 5th
>>589649804
to think how far the quality of load blowing has come since then. *tears up*
>>589650221
dat photoshopped ass
This might explain a few things....
September 85'
>>589650791
Shit i'm 5th too!
>>589643668
Elderlyfag reporting in...
February '92
>>589650999
Sept 84
>>589650919
Maybe we have same interests
What kind of music do you like?
>>589650919
Wwwwaaaaaatttttt lol that's nuts
>>589651173
Dubstep you?
>>589651278
Me too!!!!111 what the fuck!!111
October 88'
>>589651331
What's your favourite color?
Mine is black!
>>589651448
Man you kidding ryt? mine is black also what the fuck hahahah!!1
may 89
not so bad
>>589651173
I like breakbeat, metal, rock, classical, pretty much anything that isn't whiny bullshit or country lol
>>589643668
who the fuck knows what month they are born in
>>589651448
That's a shade
not a colour
>>589651576
Who are you?
>>589651551
Fuck off asshole
>>589651705
Who is Who?
>>589651589
>who the fuck knows what month they are born in
You don't know when you were born
May 1983
>>589651678
Dominic
>>589643668
Thread is dead
January 87. I like.
October 1992
>>589651776
I'm the real poster that other asshole is trolling
>>589651970
Karen Hafter
December 1976
March '79
December 98'
>inb4 underage b&
>>589651776
And I'm on my phone so it's slow as piss
>>589643668
Oct '95
>>589652156
This ain't fb fag
>>589652299
virginshit
>>589652365
Suck my dick asswipe
104 posts
56 posters
>>589652473
And you arnt?
>>589646323
> 10 yrs old
horseshit
April 1980.
what the fuck are the virgins doing here
this isn't /disney/
>>589651776
I'm Heaven
>>589648287
it was the bras. styles were different then.
>>589651970
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
>>589652179
woh shes really nice
>>589651678
34746 look me up
>>589652505
ignore that faggot
What type of music do you like?
January 75
>>589650866
sigh... that was 1991. they actually had to use lighting and camera angles. tard.
>>589651970
>>589652952
god damn...
Playboy was always too vanilla for me.
december 83 baby. I am satisfied with this
>>589643668
that's a lot of work i think i'll just hit up your mom instead
miss August 1985
>>589653193
February 19, 1990
Adobe Photoshop, Initial release date
Nice try .....tard.
#Checkmate
#REKT
>>589645717
Damn... I love blondes that have dark pussy hair and a landing strip
not bad
>>589653193
oooh shit you got #REKT dude!
>>589653193
fucking wasted!
>>589653193
>being this rekt
here ya go
>>589653193
nigga you got owned
>>589653830
you obviously never operated a computer in 1990
>>589654036
>>589654079
>>589654117
>>589654166
jesus. all this samefagging
August 1958. I'm old, but I got to fap to all the centerfolds through the 70's and 80's.
sept. 86
the bigger the bush the older you are
>>589643668
I'm pretty pleased here. Oct '72.
>>589646323
>>589652694
how about the pic says January an this newfag put February
May 1981
>>589643668
December, '69...you young faggots
>>589654375
and nowadays you get to fap to all the Japanese girls throwing up on each other and eating it. Lucky guy.
>>589652990
Well thred is kill till we meet again anonymous birthday /b/rother
SEP 92
Morena Corwin
>>589653193
>implying airbrushing wasn't a thing
They would actually go over the pictures with an airbrush. That's where the term came from-not from the Photoshop tool.
>>589654184
you still got rekt bruh
>>589654320
>>589653418
It's not actually a porn mag, that's why. It's a "gentleman's" magazine-that's why the poses are more or less artistic in nature. It's an exhibition of the nude female body. Everything else in it was geared towards "man" things. That's where the phrase "I read it for the articles" came from.
That being said, they were the only rag in town that had nude centerfolds so that's why everyone got them.
>>589650221
same as me
>>589655669
that explains my jav fetish.
june of '91
not the best
July 91'
May 1990
>>589650221
I had this hanging up in my dorm room! Can't count the number of times I stared at that ass while tripping on acid.
December 87
>>589653127
Me too- happy upcoming 40th birthday, bro.
>>589653931
I went to high school with this one.
February 1980
December 79
April 75
December '82
>>589652007
This, 18th
June '84 no thanks
Feb '84
Need some celebs who have posed in playboy on here