If Harlan Ellison was ringing, he'd be Harlan Bellison
If Harlan Ellison was a nose, he'd be Harlan Smellison
If Harlan Ellison tripped, he'd be Harlan Fellison
If Harlan Ellisonwas in jail, he'd be Harlan Cellison
If Harlan Ellison was at home, he'd be Harlan Dwellison
Thats cool
If Harlan Ellison was a colloid, he'd by Harlan Gellison
If Harlan Ellison was bloated, he'd be Harlan Swellison
If harlan ellison was into the music festival scene, hed be harlan coachellison
If Harlan Ellison was a Mexican drug smuggler, he'd be Harlan Cartellison
If Harlan Ellison was Satan, he'd be Harlan Hellison
If Harlan Ellison was in the Holy Land, he'd be Harlan Israellison
I just popped into this thread to say how thrilled I am that someone is mentioning Harlan Ellison on 4chan. That being said, if Harlan Ellison were a computer, he'd be Harlan Dellison.
If harlan ellison browsed 4chan and saw a post he thought was funny, hed be harlan lellison
If Harlan Ellison stopped working, he'd be Harlan Quellison
If Harlan Ellison was kicked out of a conference, he'd be Harlan Expellison
>>589439559
> this
> there is hope for/b/
If Harlan Ellison was a baked good, he'd be Harlan Bagellison
If Harlan Ellison was Jewish, he'd be Harlan Infidellison.
pro-tip: he is.
>>589440419
I have no keyboard, and I must post
..i am live now.. http://jennygo19.tumblr.com/
If Harlan Ellison was a farmer, he'd be Harlan Dellison
Whoa, this is freaky. Not 5 minutes, I finished reading the 5 issue comic-book miniseries based on Ellison's teleplay for the Star Trek episode "City on the Edge of Forever"....then I open 4chan and this...freaky
If Harlan Ellison was a young woman from a fairytale, he'd be Harlan Belleison
>>589441295
Ellison is everywhere...
If Harlan Ellison ever exhibited envy he'd be Harlan Jealison.
> Harlan
> envy
> impossible in this universe
If Harlan Ellison was a crab, he'd be Harlan Shellison
If Harlan Ellison was driven away, he'd be Harlan Dispellison
If Harlan Ellison shouted (which he does constantly), he'd be Harlan Yellison
If Harlan Ellison was a deep hole, he'd be Harlan Wellison
If Harlan Ellison owned a fruit stand, he would be Harlan Mellonson
If Harlan Ellison stayed the night at an inn, he'd be Harlan Motellison
If Harlan Ellison performed circumcisions, he'd be Harlan Mohellison
If Harlan Ellison was a newspaper reporter, you'd all still be faggots.
>>589444368
Also. Cccccombo breaker.
If Harlan Ellison was a deer in Africa, he'd be Harlan Gazelleison
If Harlan Ellison had skin cancer, he'd be Harlan Melaninson