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If Harlan Ellison was ringing, he'd be Harlan Bellison

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If Harlan Ellison was ringing, he'd be Harlan Bellison
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If Harlan Ellison was a nose, he'd be Harlan Smellison
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If Harlan Ellison tripped, he'd be Harlan Fellison
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If Harlan Ellisonwas in jail, he'd be Harlan Cellison
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If Harlan Ellison was at home, he'd be Harlan Dwellison
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Thats cool
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If Harlan Ellison was a colloid, he'd by Harlan Gellison
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If Harlan Ellison was bloated, he'd be Harlan Swellison
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If harlan ellison was into the music festival scene, hed be harlan coachellison
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If Harlan Ellison was a Mexican drug smuggler, he'd be Harlan Cartellison
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If Harlan Ellison was Satan, he'd be Harlan Hellison
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If Harlan Ellison was in the Holy Land, he'd be Harlan Israellison
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I just popped into this thread to say how thrilled I am that someone is mentioning Harlan Ellison on 4chan. That being said, if Harlan Ellison were a computer, he'd be Harlan Dellison.
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If harlan ellison browsed 4chan and saw a post he thought was funny, hed be harlan lellison
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If Harlan Ellison stopped working, he'd be Harlan Quellison
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If Harlan Ellison was kicked out of a conference, he'd be Harlan Expellison
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>>589439559
> this
> there is hope for/b/
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If Harlan Ellison was a baked good, he'd be Harlan Bagellison
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If Harlan Ellison was Jewish, he'd be Harlan Infidellison.

pro-tip: he is.
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>>589440419
I have no keyboard, and I must post
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If Harlan Ellison was a farmer, he'd be Harlan Dellison
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Whoa, this is freaky. Not 5 minutes, I finished reading the 5 issue comic-book miniseries based on Ellison's teleplay for the Star Trek episode "City on the Edge of Forever"....then I open 4chan and this...freaky
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If Harlan Ellison was a young woman from a fairytale, he'd be Harlan Belleison
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>>589441295
Ellison is everywhere...
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If Harlan Ellison ever exhibited envy he'd be Harlan Jealison.
> Harlan
> envy
> impossible in this universe
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If Harlan Ellison was a crab, he'd be Harlan Shellison
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If Harlan Ellison was driven away, he'd be Harlan Dispellison
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If Harlan Ellison shouted (which he does constantly), he'd be Harlan Yellison
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If Harlan Ellison was a deep hole, he'd be Harlan Wellison
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If Harlan Ellison owned a fruit stand, he would be Harlan Mellonson
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If Harlan Ellison stayed the night at an inn, he'd be Harlan Motellison
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If Harlan Ellison performed circumcisions, he'd be Harlan Mohellison
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If Harlan Ellison was a newspaper reporter, you'd all still be faggots.
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>>589444368

Also. Cccccombo breaker.
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If Harlan Ellison was a deer in Africa, he'd be Harlan Gazelleison
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If Harlan Ellison had skin cancer, he'd be Harlan Melaninson
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