What's the most humiliating thing you've ever

>>589281984
Be with me

>>589282501
Lol!

I showed my friends pics o her big titties and shaved pussy.. Which I regret as they stare at her a while bunch more now when we see them!

>>589283475
Show her to us. We won't stare.

>>589281984
Make her lick my anus

probably the time I made my ex give me a bj while I looked at her friends facebook.

Say: "Your pussy smells like fish, but i like it because its vulva lips are fat"

>>589281984
I would bring my ex over during house parties thrown at my place and would see how far I would take it until my gf's cognitive dissonance would snap. I would assure her we were just friends or "we kissed as a joke", and then would fuck her at the party while my gf is indisposed or what-have-you. I did this for a while and would also have my ex over so she could use my computer to do some project, while I would fuck my gf loudly in the other room.

Basically I would sleep with them as close together as I could, sometimes fucking them within an hour or two of each other. I would fuck my ex and leave her stink on me and see if I could get away with fucking my gf still.

I think I did this because I was still in love with my ex, but she would only come to visit and lived out of town then, and I was just using my gf because it was easy sex and convenient overall (somewhat wealthy girl) and I would fuck my gf in ear range of my ex, subconsciously to make her jealous.


Second to that is when I fed my gf and her best friend a lot of X and had a threesome with them, the next morning it was clear it was too much for both of them to be involved with each other like that, and my gf clearly resented me sleeping with her friend because years before her friend and I had a small thing going.

>>589281984
Watched her covertly piss herself at the mall while she was talking to two of her friends. She was into that kind of thing though.

REPORTED TO FBI, CIA,RCMP,INTERPOL,AVENGERS,XMEN,
JUSTICE LEAGUE, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN, THE WATCHMEN,THE FANTASTIC FOUR,THE SUPER FRIENDS, AGENT COULSON, THE TEEN TITANS,SPAWN, THE FLASH, GHOST RIDER, AND MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.

She took me on a leash and made me bark like a dog

Probably pissing in her mouth.

>>589285358
>vulva lips
>confirmed for not knowing what a vulva is

nigga you stupid, labia majora isn't a "vulva lip", the only way someone has a lip on their vulva is if they are fat as fuck. Like to the extend of being a disgusting hambeast.

>>589286096
>BARNACLE BOY


too far, tooo far

>>589285936
>I had a small thing going.
Must suck to have a small dick, but somehow you pulled that off. Hats off to you.

>>589282501
/thread

-subway restaurant
-go into bathroom, text ex to come in
- fuck from behind
- she gets really nervous as there is like no people in the restaurant and employees are frolicking about
- dont want to cum in her b/c it will take forever to clean and shes getting paranoid
- on her knees, blew one of the biggest loads ever into her mouth
- she pulls pants up and instantly walks through the restaurant with everything still in her mouth
- i had to follow her out like 5 minutes after and every person behind the counter knew what was up
- bitch never went to subway again

I one time woke my gf up by shoving a ribbed toilet plunger in her ass and then continued to fuck her with it until she was able to get away

>>589281984
Well, it was my wife, but:

>Drove up wearing a ski mask in an unmarked van while she was out jogging.
>Forced her into the back at gunpoint.
>Tied her up and put a hood over her head. >Drove her to the basement of an abandoned house.
>Spent 2 days fucking and abusing her in the most degrading ways I could think of.
>Tied her back up and hooded her.
>Drove her out into the country a couple miles from our house.
>Untied her and dumped her out of the van, still in her torn clothes, and still covered in blood, piss, and cum, so she could walk home.

>>589281984
pissed in her pussy

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Came home from boozing and pissed in my ex's mouth, filled it right up, then made her swallow it. She commented that it was ok because it tasted like beer. I lol'd.

>>589286839
That's either the lamest joke ever made on 4chan, or the most autistic statement ever posted. Hats off.

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>>589281984
Make her lick my ass on a festival in a porta-potty. I was on E and danced a lot which made my ass sweaty. I took a dump 1 hour before my gf took me to the port-a-potty to blow me. I asked her to lick my ass which she obliged. When I turned around she even took some toiletpaper out of my ass before diving in.

Was the best feeling I have ever felt. After I was done, I turned around and saw this light brown glaze across her face. I took some toiletpaper, wiped her face and gave her a little kiss on the lips and pulled up my pants. I stepped out and she just stood there with this unbelieving stare in her eyes. Took some shit for it, but a good hour later we were there again to repeat the entire thing. This time I actually managed to stay hard for a longer time (E does that to ya) and fucked her ass good on that port-a-potty. Actually managed to jizz her ass full of cum (not easy being on E) and we continued with the festival. Gf told me she felt cum dripping out of her asshole the entire time. She was so turned on by the E and this experience, we turned into a subtle dom-sub relationship. It's amazing.

Especially when we do the brother/sister or dad/daughter role play. That combined with a good ass licking is the best experience I could think of. God, I love my life.

>pic related, it's her

Not neccesarily humiliating to her, but I came in her pussy while she was on the phone with her mom.

>>589287393
you made it up!

i used to anal fuck my ex while she was sleeping, it's a fetish for me. one morning she woke me up with a blowjob after i did it. i didn't stop her or tell her.

also... my ex and i weren't getting on very well, it was obvious i wanted to break up with her. she knew i would stay with her atleast a few days longer as long as she gave me sex.
>fucked her ass everyday or nearly every day for a month when i knew she hated it

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Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I guess it would be having sex in fast food bathrooms on a roadtrip. You know those places are always pretty nasty. Had her get on her knees right on the tile floor to suck me off, then bent her over to blow a load in her. Happened twice I think that day.

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>>589288839

Sick fuck, this is too far.

>>589288632
My ex never gave me surprise bjs like ever, except once. I was lying on the bed using the laptop and she just started sucking me. Her bedroom door was wide open and i could see her mother.

I keep mentioning it and she just doesnt give a fuck and keeps going. I thought it was fine but ended up direct eye contact with her mother.

Ended up enjoying it and still get hard thinking about blowing it in her mouth while her mom watched. She never even mentioned it to us, it was a very happy accident

I make my gf suck me out in public sometimes. she's cool with my fetish, but one time some dumbass little middle school kid spotted us at a park as he was bike riding, lil faggot was all like "wow shes sucking your dick? Can she suck mine please?" fucking dipshit kept asking over and over begging for me to share her, im like "no get the fuck away you little faggot before i beat the shit out of you." my gf got all scared, but i kept having to tell her too keep going just to make that little fag jelous.

One year for my gf at the time, on her birthday I bent her over my lap and let everyone at the party spank her. Then for my turn I dropped her pants and spanked her bare ass in front of everyone, was too drunk, saw champagne bottle, shook up champagne and stuck the bottle in her ass and gave her a champagne enema in front of everyone.

Immediately regretted it when she
responded by projectile shitting champagne and shit all over the place.

Got my ex to swallow my load in front of my friends. Shit was cash

>>589288685
No, I didn't.

Some parts of it were fake. The gun wasn't loaded, and the "abandoned" house was one that my buddy owned and was restoring.

And my wife knew it would happen ahead of time, although not when.

We're both into really hardcore rape play.

>>589285218
The fuck bro

>>589288860
oh, just remembered. i met this girl on tindr a few months back. I sent her a message about cumming on her face and she responded positively. Eventually we met up.

Picked her up and drove to a nearby park. Made out a bit and had her blow me in the backseat. People were constantly walking by but didn't seem to notice. Cum in her mouth, have her show me, tell her to swallow.

Have her lick my balls and suck a bit till I'm hard again.She actually ended up puking a bit on my dick cause I kept shoving her down. It really wasn't that much, but still.

After we cleaned up the car and a bit that got on her. I had her keep going. There was still some of it left on my dick and even around her mouth. So hot when I think about it. Eventually pull out and cum on her chin.

Never heard from her again after dropping her back off at her place.

>>589290484
cool story bro

we were having sex and she told me to piss in her pussy. but I could do it inside . so I took it out and pissed all over her and she got mad

>>589290705
I was an asshole. She had body issues, her friends were really hot, and she knew i liked them better. Only happened once since her self esteem really plummeted.

Haven't been together for years now, we're still friends.

>>589290484
Did you drink the champagne?

Probably spitting in her Face / mouth she then swallows it. She likes that

Farting the whole evening then telling her to rim me .

Fucking her then telling her to blow ( havent showered in like 3 days )

Cumming in her ass

Fucking her ass then telling her she needs to blow it ( a bit shit on it barely seeable )

piss on her / in her mouth

>>589291664
Im sure someone did I however was too busy trying not to get shit on. Cause and effect was not strong with me that night

>>589290484
Kekd

>>589289598
Nice

>>589292056
did shit come out or just the champagne?

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>>589281984
hot young live

http://young.controlseneca.com

>>589290742
i think what you experienced was the rare thing known as true love

Had a really good, long awaited fuck with my ex as we had the house to ourselves.

Fuck on the basement floor and her mothers special couch that we werent even allowed to sit on. We were loud and rough, i spent a good twenty minutes walking her around and spanking her and having her beg.

I go upstairs to grab more booze , find out her parents came home like 30 minutes ago, they almost see me naked with a full hard on walking through there house.

I was pretty drunk so I just scurried back down stairs and chose to not tell her they were home. Made her say nasty ass things loud enough so that they could hear.

Lean her up against couch, blow all over face and tits. Run into downstairs bathroom real quick to take a shower and listen while her mother came downstairs and caught her lying on the couch drunk as fuck with my gunk hanging from her face.

There was lots of yelling, it was awesome

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>convince gf to give a sloppy bj to me
>before starting to fuck
>wipe my balls down her back slowly
>felt good, cum hard for some reason
>now always have her turn around before I cum now to wipe balls and cum on her back
>start referring to it as building a railroad and needing to lay rails down
>make railroad references all the time
>just made reference Christmas morning in front of her parents
>said: hope you got me that conductor hat, I need to ride the rails on the Union Pacific
>parents laugh, think I'm being cute
>she's embarrassed
>lay rails an hour later

>>589292386
Oh there was shit too I'm guessing she was not expecting a suprise enema. The mixture was all frothy and foul.

My gf jiggled her big tits on Skype for me while my Freinds where watching without her knowing.

>>589281984
Made an ex fuck an old guy just so he'd let me fuck his way too young daughter. Totally worth it!

>>589293220
that's pretty cringe worthy

>>589293220
9/10 made me av a giggle

Me and gf was in a fight. I dont know what was going on Narcissistic rage on my end. She wont let me win the fight.

>take water bottle from mini fridge (live in dorm)
>start to slowly pour bottle water on top of head
>as im doing this im telling her no one will love her and that only person that does love her is me and her mom.
>tell her that her mom will die soon because of her shitlifestyle
>shesnotbudging.jpeg
>grab another bottle and proceed to pour slowly over head.
>Tell her that I dont even love her I'm only here because she has a banging ass and I need somewhere to dump my cum.
>she starts to cry

Fuck dude idk why I was doing this to her. I was trying to make myself stop while I was doing this shit but to no avail. I love this girl to death but I had to put a quits after I did some fuckd shit like that to her. She still craves my attention tho.

>>589294774
I'm confused, were you pouring the water over her head or yours?

>>589294774
I think you might be a retarded faggot.

posted their photos on 4chan

>>589295154
this, fucking loser

>>589295123
hers

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I broke up with my gf. 2 weeks later I invite her to have casual sex. I'm fucking her brains out when she suddenly starts to get sentimental and cry. My dick gets ultra hard and I begin to lick all her tears while I'm fucking her in the ass.

>>589294774
lets pour water guyz

>>589295309
I kekd

>>589295309
cool story bro
how is your virginity?

>>589295309
That's some fucked up shit bro.

>>589295309
I would love that to happen... did you dump her to get to this point ?

>>589281984
Slapped her really hard in front of my brother and his kids.

Were still together.

Face fucked her while she was on the phone with her mom

(be me in highschool)
met a girl on a wednesday
took her home friday
getting sick ducked
oh shit ima cum. take half step back
cover her face, take pics
next day find out shes talking to other guys
obv cause shes a whore
send facial picture to entire school
claim I GOT HAXXED

Ripped a huge fart while she sucked my dick

>>589288632
You pushing HERO status with this one

Fucked her in the ass untill she shit evertwhere.
Made her clean up

>>589282501
That's some emotional shit right there

>>589287393
I call bullshit!! She would know it you by how you rent smelled and sound . BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

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My ex-wife did something to really piss me off, I don't remember what, this was over a decade ago.

I forced her to bend over the couch, pulled down her pants, and shoved my fat cock up her ass dry to teach her a lesson.

She was crying no no and that it hurt. But it welt so fucking hot and tight. I fucked her ass rough and dry for about two minutes, blew my load in her fat ass, and lit a cigarette.

she ran to the bathroom, came out a bit later and called me an asshole for for making her ass bleed. I told her if she does that again, so will I.

>>589282501
>tfw

>>589286839
That was bad and you should feel horrible about yourself.

>>589295199
Did they find out?

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>>589297786
Reveling in being a rapist.

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>>589285218
Fucking brilliant

>>589298018

you call it rape, I call it earned punishment

>>589298018

also, she's dead now, so who gives a fuck

>>589289598
cool how he was askin you for permission instead of asking your girl, like he knows women are owned by their men.

>>589298224
>>589298394
Also rape

>>589298014
i think so, yeah

>>589285218
I too have done this.

>>589296182

Not exactly. I've explained her the situation beforehand. It was gonna be just casual sex but I knew she couldn't take it that easy. So yeah the girl starts crying and I'm drinking all her feels while telling her I was just using her for sex and that I was never coming back.

>>589298519

if you're trying to make me feel bad, you're failing

that cunt made my life hell for years. she deserved it, and more

>>589298018
Reveling in being a huge faggot

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watched her send pics like this to her exes

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>>589282501
Right in the feels.

I posted pics of my gf sucking dick on /b/,
I reverse searched them a few weeks later and their on some chinese website now.

It feels nice knowing the pics are free to roam the internet.

>>589298889
Still fuck her sometimes ?
Sex with my ex is so great... we haven't met in a while though, I miss his cock.

>>589289598
poor kid, shoulda let him have some, would have been the best day of his life.

>>589281984
I proposed her.

>>589290484
....nice.

>>589293220
Jesus Christ this Is funny

>>589299588
proposed to her?

>>589293220
>>589299623
no its not its stupid,
samefag detected

Pissed inside her holes then used her face to mop up the drops from the floor

>>589299583
Should have made her suck him

>>589294774
someone screencap this

>>589299898
newfag

>>589300359
>>589299898

newfags

>>589281984
made her suck my 3 friend's dicks at a party
then DP'd her as she sucked another of them
we all stopped and felt bad when she started crying loudly and terribly

>>589300500
00500
checked

>>589299889
sucking a 13 y/o middle school boy at a public park is illegal you pedo! even if the poor kidd was begging for it.

>>589297286
Read the thread faggot.

>>589299410

Go met him. Sex with ex partners is great when there's no feels between you two anymore, specially when you hate each other.

>>589282501
kek......aw

This single mom had a six year old son. Fucked her loudly and woke him up.

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>>589299802

>>589299398
predictable

>>589301331
looks shopped

>>589300969
We had the most amazing sexual experience last time, but he's a nice dude. Casual sex hurts him a lot, so it's better this way.

>>589301470
looks like a newfag

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>>589293311
Not samefag, don't be butt hurt you can't lay rails

>>589301655
you taking the b8 m8

>>589281984
A tie between pissing on her and making her go home with my cum and piss in her hair, and making her tell me about the time she was forced to suck some old guys cock when she was young.

Also, when I fuck her I call her names.

Her self esteem is shit and shes totally dependent on me. If she does something I don't like I just threaten to leave her.

Alot
Of hate for women here.. It's quite unsettling! Didn't think this thread would fill up with this kinda filth!

>>589301530

Exactly. I know she has feelings for me, so I just treat her like trash and send mixed signals. My dick just gets too hard to know I'm hurting her.

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>>589301331
Hello neighbor

>>589294774
10/10 kekworthy

>>589302730
I don't know about hurting him for sex. My selfish needs tell me to do it but I can't make my move.

>>589302603
Shaddap fag

>>589281984
Pissed on her, blew a load on her face, forced her not to clean up and then edged her until she made me cum a second load on her face before i would let her orgasm. I was real good at edging her, could keep her on the brink for hours.

>>589286292
you have no idea what labia means

I'm two years sober and this fucked things up in my life in a bunch of different ways, but whether you believe it or not, I did this at New Year's four years ago.

I started dating my buddy's sister (with his permission) who was a freshman at my college while we were both seniors. We were all back in town for winter break and we all went to a big party another friend threw. My buddy and I got majorly fucked up on coke and good scotch his dad (trial lawyer) had got for Christmas from his clients. I made a joke about tying his sister up (she was even more fucked up than we were) and fucking her in a spare bedroom. He told me to do it, and I - like an idiot - did. I blindfolded her and she didn't hear when he came into the room "to prank her." I climbed off her in the middle of fucking her and gestured at her. He fucked her until he came and then slipped out while I untied her and made her blow me (I hadn't got off yet). She and I broke up soon after, and me and the buddy didn't talk about it ever again and pretty quickly stopped being friends.

Marry her

>>589291715

How did she respond on tasting her own ass?`I always wanted to fuck a girl ass to mouth and see her reaction

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>>589302603
Stfu newfag

Eat some poo poo Doo Doo

>>589303531
>implying you are not a 16-austistic-loner-year old
>implying this would happen to you

>>589281984
I asked him for an open relationship, sexually. He reluctantly agreed. I proceeded to have sex with his twin brother, and slowly tricked them into forming a threeway relationship with me.

10/10 my dreams came true

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Fuck my gf face until she puked on my dick.

Shit on her back and stomach and make her suck my/her shit off of my fingers and then put the remaining shit/spit mixture deep in her pussy before I Fuck her. Then I'll make her suck my cock clean.

Manipulated my gf into fucking her gay male friend in front of me and got them both to suck my cock. I was the only one who got to cum that night.

I have a good friend who let's me suck her toes and lick her asshole/pussy at least once a week. I then go home and make out with my gf and cum to the thought of her tasting my friends pussy/ass/toes.

I have a good life.

>>589303411

Just stay cold and do it. Play with people feelings is super fun, is the ultimate weapon of control and domination you could ever have over someone. The feel that you own him and you could treat him whenever you want, even humiliate him is amazing.

>>589288839
dude

>>589304699
You convinced me ... I'm thinking of a good way to tell him we should meet at the hotel like last time.

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>>589304209
Shut the fuck up you neckbeard faggit. Lie all u want about being a grill...i know your a fat fuck with some kind of soda in front of him right now.

>>589305716
Lol
That took lots of arm-twisting!
Cheers to you.
I love sex with the ex!

Would make college GF sit naked in passenger seat as we did long rode trips.

Took most recent EX to mardi gras and made her flash everything. Walking back through the crowds she got groped and grabbed a few times. We did play parties, public play and group play. She was very hot and all of my friends (male and female) want to fuck her. Had the best threesome of my life with her and this beautiful model.

Current girl I'm seeing is a submissive and just last Sat blew me while we were in the hot tub at a pretty big party. I don't *think* anyone saw. We also used one of our friends cabins at the party to fuck. Too bad no one walked in on us though... ;)

> be me
> gf leaves me with her things
> wait until she's gone
> pull out duct tape
> duct tape everything
> purse, beverage vessel, ipad
> she returns
> has to carry around things with duct tape all over them until home

Yes, this was planned.

>Adorable little one night stand decides to wake me up with a blowjob.
>Cum in her hair and all over face.
>She was running late for work and had no time to shower.
>Came over again after work and showed me the dried cum she had stuck in her hair all day.
>I lol'd.

>>589306093
I'm gay, genius.

Was staying with a couple and the gf was a bitch. Came in her face moisturizer every day for 8 days. Was more cum than cream. Watched her put it on everyday. She kept commenting that it must be seperating in the heat and having to shake it up. Priceless

>>589305716

Remember, modesty. Don't make too obvious the fact that you are treating him bad on propose. Bait him, make him feel that he got a chance to have you back. Show love, then don't, confuse and stay in control.

>>589306611
Took a thread trip from Southern California to Washington. Had some type of sexual act with my gf at every reststop. Sometimes in a stall, some in the car, many out in the open. We were quick so if anyone called authorities we were gone before they arrived. We did 5 threesomes and one foursome on the road.

>>589284820
this

>>589293075

Being this awesome

>>589281984
>broke up with girlfriend who loves me
>told her that if she loves me she would suck my dick right now
>girl gets on her knees
>I slap her
>sucks my dick infront of my friends and her's
>they all take pictures
>send pictures to her family (all of her family)
>dad threatens to kill me
>call her 5 years later and still get laid no matter what.

It escalated to me burning her with hot wax, choking, large insertions, and me punching her while we have sex.

Ass to mouth

>>589307662
Any tips for doing this to girls?

>>589308160
Her dad must have been so proud of her

>>589308077

Nice!
We'd do events in SF. Went to college about ~3 ish hours away. I'd make her give me road head naked and then slowly drive past truckers to give them a good view. We even fucked once while I drove, but that was on backroads and late at night. Probably not the safest thing, but it was a lot of fun.

>>589308160
>punching her while having sex
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>589281984
Took a long piss in her mouth

>>589308641
Lol.
I do that too! I love giving the truckers a show. Doing hand signals as if I'm offering her up to them.

>>589308410

Is the same both ways, but is harder to do with women. You have to make her love you. From there you could have a nice relationship or just play with her feelings at will, If that makes you hard of course.

>>589308641
Where were you guys driving from?

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Posting her tits right now lol

>>589309432
Whose tits are these? What post? New anon to thread?
Mockingjay?

>>589290484

I love the linebreak after "regretted it when she..."

>>589282501
damn...

>>589309193

hehe. I especially left that part out ;-)
Another piece about my college GF. We had a game where if one of us was on the phone the other would start performing oral. I remember the first time I did it to her, she was on the phone with her mom and I just went to town... after a few minutes she was having a hard time not breathing heavy and told her mom, "I've got to go." As soon as she got of the phone, I stopped. Ahh, it was nice and mean...
for the record: The 2nd time, she had a 45 minute conversation with her mom (and I got a sore neck). ;-) Turn about is fair play.

>>589299207

what did they respond?

This chick had just broke up with her long term bf to be with me. Lil 3 days after dumping him she was blowing me and began to cry and tell me how she still loved him. I told her to keep blowing me and we could talk about it after.

>she swallowed my cum and we never discussed it

>>589310204
Lol. I hear ya. I guess even if I said Los Angeles it wouldn't narrow my identity down, but only a 3 hour radius around SF, if you said something like Clovis that would really narrow it down.

It's funny that you mention this game. This was one of my favorites since high school! Not with my current gf since she never makes phone calls. Although I do have her blow me when I call to order food.

>>589286839
come on anon..

>>589311417

Yeah and Clovis is bigger than were I was. :P

>>589311417
I live between Oakland and san Jose (lurker here)

>>589313461

880? Hayward? Fremont?

>>589308160
you might be a sociopath?

>>589312545
Lol.
Damn.
I'm pretty sure I know, but I know very well how those little towns can be, so no need to narrow or down further.

Back to sex games. We used to almost go down on each other (with out actual mouth to v or mouth to p contact), just to see who could hold out the longest. Winner would get to pick the next new sexual act!

>>589281984
Stretched my ball sack across my girlfriends face. Smothering her mouth and nose.
I'm into asphyxiation.
She wasn't happy!

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>get dick sucked by female
>didn't cum
>flushed toilet that didn't work
>she got mad
>move aside knocking over beer can
>she doesn't notice
>I leave
>driving to next girl with no showering
>run out of gas
>walk home to get gas mildly sweaty
>gas container half full spilled in back of car
>pick up second girl car reeking of gas
>take her VW Beetle to her house
>she sucks my dick NO SHOWER STILL
>fuck her
>still no nut
>MFW she says I taste like condom - seeing I put it on before BJ so she didn't suspect I fucked someone before

>>589281984
>be me 21, gf 18 in a long-distance relationship for about 1 year.
>she's a 7.5/10, 9/10 titts, punching way above my weight.
>She cheated on me. Phones me and tells me.
>stupidcunt.jpg
>I decide to travel 300km to her place "to clear things up"
>Meat her in the evening, don't chat about cheating, pretend to forgive her, have sex
>next day, have sex again, get a bj
>decide to cum all over her pretty face
>she cleans up, I tell her we should go for a walk
>go for a walk, tell her I can't stay with her since she cheated on me.
>she can't believe my decision due to what happened an hour ago
>herface.jpg
>feel bad because she was hot and I lost her
>the image of her face full of my cum whilst kneeling in front of me though.
>was worth it

>>589313765
Yumps..
I'm a musician what's good

>>589313765
Fucked in restrooms in both of those towns! Hayward was in the women's restroom of a sushi restaurant!

>>589314035
>mouth to p
>mouth to v
Confirmed for 12.

>>589287014
>not knowing how to greentext

>>589287014
>newfag

>>589314889
This. Kill yourself faggot.

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>>589314035

Aww painful! I think I'd lose all those games.

I made her wear this for the drive/ rest of the day. I made my buddy drive us down while I played with her in the back seat. I did not let her wear underwear at all that day, even when we got into the hotel.

OC. Sorry for the potato; photo is VERY old. She was about 5'3" and ~100 lbs. God was she fun!

>>589314682
Which restroom in Fremont? Maybe I've fucked in there too

>>589297786
those beads have definitely been in man-ass

>>589296739
Dump said pix

>>589281984
consensual
>tied her up gagged, blinded folded and with head phones on while i had a vibrator shoved in her cunt and ass
>i jacked off on her face twice and left her like that for another hour while i watched south park
>came back to find her withering around because her twat got way to sensitive and she started losing circulation to her legs and arms.
no consensual
>gf got super smashed while we were hanging out with buddy
>she passed out
>took off her pants and opened shirt infront of buddy
>fucked her
>she came around near the end
>didnt realize buddy was watching the whole time till day after

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My ex's dad used to fuck her when she was like 13.
So every time she got drunk I'd fuck her really rough and make her call out her dad's name while she came.

Never came so hard before.

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>>589306611
>college

I just posted college above.
Here is OC from the Mardi Gras Ex. College certainly gave me my taste for short skirts!
Can't post current girl. :(

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>>589317208
Tfw you showed girlfriend 4chan and now you can't post nudes

>>589314889
>>589315249
seriously? those two phrases convinced you he's 12?

you're both idiots

>>589317204
good man

>>589281984

upon us?

actually is over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWxyQlWolTI

I'm talking to a girl now who wants me to throat fuck her until she throws up on my balls.

She also says she loves anal and doesn't like condoms. When I asked if she likes rim jobs she said yes and then asked if I wanted my ass licked.

>>589318417

god damn...wrong threadd

>convinced her to let hers cat lick her pussy
>convinced her to do anal (she was a very religious girl. in the middle of the sex she just stopped everything and started beating me)

>>589317204
holy shit fuck no

>>589315575
I wanna say it was tomodachi, but it was way long ago. Tiny restroom, if that matters.

>>589318552
why have you not chained this to a radiator in your house yet?

>>589281984
Fucked past gf in the passenger seat of her car. Came all up in the pussy.
Some dripped out on the seat.
Next day she has to drive her dad to appointment as he sits in my aftermath.

>>589315460
That's amazing. I don't have any pix of the one I used to dress as a slut. But I'd dress her, send her to the mall or a sports bar, and be a creeper as I watched guys hit on her and buy her Shit.

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>>589317204
Also used to fuck her when her dad was home and used to tell her to moan louder do he could wank off to the sound next door.

>>589288839
This is actually what trips my trigger.
Looking at them from above and thinking about putting a beautiful Aryan baby in that belly.
Or various levels of mutt as the case may be.
Still an improvement.

>>589317810
Lol. I wasn't even gonna bother feeding the trolls. But well put.

>>589281984
Used to make this chick I was fucking blow a friend of mine.
She would finish him off, he would come downstairs.
She expected me to come up and fuck her.
Instead we would leave.
She never ever complained about anything though.

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>>589281984
it was my birthday first year of us being together. "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME" so I tied her up fucked her then left her while I played a game of starcraft. She would always mock the "You have not enough minerals." so I turned my speakers up and intentionally had not enough minerals.

>>589306269
Looks like it may work...
Thanks anon

>>589317208
I'm a huge fan of the short skirts myself. It allowed me to finger my current gf at her company holiday party a couple of weeks ago. Everyone was saying how God she looked and how happy we looked together.

Fucked her in the ass, pulled out and made her finish me in her mouth.

She didn't know I had a condom on when I was pounding her asshole.

>>589320037
Same chick, I would lay in her bed naked and allow her to do whatever.
I would close my eyes and I'm not kidding, I couldn't tell which hole I was in.
All three fealty exactly the same. I would have the same puddle on me too.

>>589281984
I got my wife pregnant three times.

>>589319506

College lived w/ a roommate, so for privacy we'd head to my car to fuck... that was parked in the lot, next to the side walk. Thank god they didn't have good street lights there. Generally, within 10-15 minutes the windows were too fogged up to see anything; but often times I'd have her on her knees and we'd be watching the people walk past us on the sidewalk, as we fucked.

In the beginning she was quiet... to the point of being silent; but after a year or so, she got really fucking vocal and people in her apartment complex would know when we were fucking. I once looked out the window and saw people on the roof of a neighboring building watching us fuck because she was so loud. Plus it that vantage gave them a great angle in. She was always running around her apartment naked. Such an exhibitionist!

>>589319588

LOL, I watched that once at the beach. College always had a flock of guys.

>>589281984
I fucked several women in their parents beds.
Not that bad but still degrading nonetheless.

>>589319588
not the guy you were talking to, but i used to do this with an ex of mine. dress her like a total whore and send her out in public. i loved how obviously uncomfortable she was when guys would come up to her and hit on her. and it was part of the rules that she had to be polite and nice to them, calling them "sir" whenever she addressed them.

there were several incidents when she got groped or the guys got too physical. at that point, she'd run over to me and the guys would bolt.

all this backfired though, when someone offered her a job, and she actually took it. i was getting tired of her and she noticed. i don't regret it though. i still get off to the idea that i pushed her into becoming a literal whore.

>>589287014
>not knowing how to greentext

>>589320097
We'd like some updates if you don't mind.
Screen caps work ;)

>>589320081
YOU MUST BUILD ADDITIONAL PYLONS

>>589281984
I had a drunk chick fuck her pussy with a pickle.
When I tickled her she tensed up and splattered pickle out!

I once fucked a girl with her mums dildo. Wasn't supposed to be degrading at the time. Just horny.

>>589319377
Well I don't have a radiator, and I'm out of town now and won't be back till next week.

I hope she doesn't lose interest until now and then, been Snapchatting though, she has big fake tits too.

>>589288839
well this is alright as long as youre of complete european descendance and your skintone is a delicious pasty white, otherwise if you arent furthering the aryan race

fuck you

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>>589283475
that's what friends are for. if you con't compare the goods on your girl how would you know if she's actually hot / not?

>>589320698
I've been caught in the car before. It was hilarious.
I "break" in every vehicle I've ever owned.
I love getting a new car!

>>589320495

Had current GF wear a cute but short dress (actually she borrowed it from her shorter friend - she has the same one that is appropriately sized for her). The 2nd party we went do was a night club, and she pulled off her underwear while we were on the dance floor and put them into my hand. So I put my fingers into her pussy. ;-) It was fucking hot and she was so fucking wet.

>>589321500
She also fucked my ass with her toothbrush lol

>>589321806
had the fiancee return from the bathroom and slide her panties over the table to me. finger fucked the shit out of her at a concert later that night.

not really humiliating or degrading, but your story made me think of it

>>589281984
jizz in the o'butthole when she told me not to. i dont know why she so she gets mad.

she cant get pregnant

>>589321221
It's "construct" you stupid poon

>>589321771
LOL, what happened!?

>>589290484
>champagne enema in ass
GOD DAMN IT /b/

/d/ here, do you know how bad that is. Especially if it gets too far into the intestines. You could have fucking killed her faggot.

>>589322182
wtf is up with that? i've had more than one woman beg me not to cum in her ass. that's, like, one of the main draws of anal for me!

>>589322265
oh fuck me...

>>589320991

That is fucking HOT. Any photos?

>>589288273
Moar pix plix>>589288273

>>589295309
Your name starts with a C

>>589321200
Will do if something good comes up :)

>>589322535
this was in the days before camera phones were as good as they are now, so sadly no

>>589322697

You have 1 in 26 chances of being right! :-)

>>589322855

Understood. My OC potato (above) was in the days before phones had cameras. It was a web cam hooked up to my laptop.

>>589320698
I loved my exhibitionist gf's.i had one I was able to parlay into an orgy.
I wad fucking her on the balcony of our room in Vegas. She was loud enough for someone to hear from their balcony. A woman shouted "what room? " after a few seconds I shouted our room number immediately our phone rang and I had her answer. The 2 girls chatted and 2 other couples were on their way down the stairs.

>>589322385
when she gives her self an anema to get clean.

i get horny again and we just repeat what just happened

>>589304041
Google nasty rachel

>>589322266
My girl and I hadn't seen each other in a week.
Meet for the county fair
On the way taking her home she starts rubbing my cock
Pull over in a recently closed Wallboard parking lot
Gfs riding me furiously
Get a knock on the window
Freak out
Its a cop
He talks through the car
Put your clothes on and step out of the vehicle
Get dressed and out
He takes one look at us, laughs, and says get out of here. I'm not writing down everything I just witnessed!

>>589282501
hit me harder than a truck full of iron dildos

>>589281984
Made my ex record her masturbating in class, she couldn't cum in it so she finished off in the bathroom. Gave her some punishment afterwards for the disobedience.

>>589320886
Yeah mine would too.
It was great to watch her put on different personas. Sometimes she'd be coy and cute, other times a huge bitch, and everything in between. It helps that she's incredibly intelligent.

>>589310773
ayy lmao

>>589296739
>not knowing how to greentext
>posting on 4chan
Welcome newfag

>>589320991
Mine was uncomfortable at first but that ended after a few times out. She started loving the attention. There were some guys that got a little too physical too but she was always able to handle that on her own, even though I was close enough if things got out of hand.

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Made her watch me masturbate to a picture of my ex, whom I had just told her a day earlier was better in bed.

She was a wreck for the next month.

>>589323829
Post it!

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I used to fuck this fat, kinda average liking girl. Majorly hated her body. Her younger sister was really hot & skinny.
So I fucked her once and pretended she was her sister. She told me up stop and I said know. I said her sister is much fitter than her. I then came inside her, got dressed and went to watch TV with her sister.
Could hear her crying upstairs.

>>589323897

Mine had that good girl aura.
She was a lady in the street and a freak in the sheet. Kind of kinky too. I'm sad I never took her to Mardi Gras... We would have had WAY too much fun. Also sad I never pursued a threesome with her because I know she would have been up for it (bisexual). She was super submissive. I wish I pushed more back then, but I was just a neophyte. I certainly have more fun "today".

>>589324434
mine was super shy by nature. one of the reasons i got off so hard on it was that it was not something she would have ever done if i hadn't ordered her to. the fact that she actually took the offered job means she definitely changed over the course of it

>>589281984

Cuming on a girls face is not humiliation you retard

fucked both her younger sisters. (she knows about 1 of them, not the other)

>>589324737

>>589325126
It is if you cum on someone other than the intended target!

>Girlfriend surprised me with a shwanky hotel room for Valentine's day.
>Got her very drunk on champagne. Very drunk.
>Took pictures of her sucking my cock in the bathtub.
>Fucked her to sleep (more like she passed out).
>Fucked her asshole three times over the course of two hours. I was drunk, too.
>Came in her asshole and face.
>Spit on her face and took more pictures.

The next day she felt like shit. Dry cum on her face. I told her what happened and she began asking for anal. I miss that little whore.

>>589281984
I made her suck a black.

>>589309432
Just saw those today in another thread. Nice try.

>>589324737

Before I broke up with the recent ex, I should her some old analog photos of College. Recent said College was hot and then proceeded to recreate all the positions I'd had done with College in the photos, and included the old photos next to her face, as I took new photos.

I came with the force of 1000 suns.

>>589281984
I BUSTED A NUT ON HER FEET

HER FUKIN FEET BRUH

SHE NEEDED SKEET FEET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qG5GDoC73M

>>589325507
disgusting

>>589325441
Pix?

>>589321806
Hah that reminds me of a girl that got off on "borrowing" the roommates slutty outfits any toys and using them for our playtime. My girls tits were about 2 sizes to big for her roommates clothes, but she made it work. I actually to this day think they had a thing going.

>>589321111
QUADS

>>589286292
yore a fucking hambleast ian

>>589281984

I often spit on her face as I'm about to cum. She doesn't mind though, as she's a bit submissive.

That's all I'm afraid.

>>589281984

i didnt seed her pussy.

>>589319821
sthtat chick Lauren Deveraux?

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>>589326194

Only one of her face. This is a more recent picture. All of the story happened when she was much younger.

>>589323776
Hah, a situation similar to this taught me 2 things:
#1. You can't have a car on and be bare foot inside of it in California.
#2. Never Fuck in a small municipal public airport parking lot when your one of only 5 cars there.

Start dating old high school flame after 20th reunion. She's into humiliation because the guy she gave her cherry to in college gave her herpes. Being raised strict baptist she decides god punished her she's a whore not worthy etc. Made her wear tiny skirt no panties. Took her into petco. She had to pick out her collar and leash. Wear them to counter to pay. As soon as we get outside she has to hand and knee it to the car. Drove her to the park and fucked her hard in that position after allowing her to pee. (Was after dark) also used to ass fuck her and make her lick it clean. Come on her face and piss it off. Etx. Used her like a whore for six months then got scared off because she was a raging alcoholic and also was talking long term. She bummed 2000 dollars off. Told her she was my call girl so I still pick her up once a month and fuck her. Each time earns her 200 dollars credit. Batshit crazy. Hot as hell. Going to take her to bar in DC and have her blow strangers soon

>>589326731
No.

>>589294038
story?

>>589326761
you said you took pictures, but all you have is one of her face? come on anon

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>>589281984

>in bed
>gf on her back
>I'm on top, she's blowing me
>stuffing my cock in her mouth
>suddenly urge to fart imminent
>I can tell it's gonna be one of those deep-from-the-bowels stanky ones that linger like grease
>launch brilliant plan
>say, "Lick my balls!"
>obediently, she sticks out her tongue, mouth wide open
>I move my hips forward
>deliberately overshoot
>lock asshole to lips
>BBBLLLRRRAPPR

she froze in shock for the tiniest split second and then freaked the fuck out coughing and gagging and pushing me off her whilst I rolled around the bed in uncontrollable laughter

picture unrelated

>>589327010
record it. post it.

>>589327523
That's a plan.

>>589325037
Ah the good girl aura. I love it.

I had some good instruction when I was getting started in my sexual life. Literally I was coached up by a coach of mine in hs.
I did well for myself even as a kid. Especially since I was one of the shorter guys on campus and am only 5'5.5" now (5'6"on a good day".
I mean I was fucking my hs sweethearts bff in the parking lot after dropping her off to visor colleges WITH her permission.

>>589325123
That's impressive! Well done sir!

>>589325416
Lol. Been there

when she was just learning to deepthroat, she puked a bit on my dick. but mother fucker, that trooper just brushed her teeth and kept goin.

I put my dick in her mouth and had her say "I'm a strong and independent woman." Then, I came on her face. Still fucking proud.