>be me, 17 years old >7/10, could get better with working out but vidya >virgin, get asked out by 6/10 chubby blonde >sure, whatever >date for like a week, about to leave her because she's clingy and creepy as fuck >like she's yelling that she loves me and misses me when we split up to go to our classes >may still be a virgin and desperate, but fuck >drive her home from school one day, about to drop the bomb when she cuts me off and says we should fuck >.........sure >go into her room, no one home >classic stupid posters of puppies and fuckin Justin Timberlake in her pink ass room >she pulls out a single dried out condom from underneath her mattress, whatever, use it >awkward fumbling sex, she knows what she's doing so I go with it >5/10, probably would not do again >she calls me that night and I ignore her >ignore her for a month, avoid her at school, use bros as diversions when she gets too close >one day, her mom calls my mom (how the fuck she got the number, I still don't know) >she's pregnant >dafucknigger.jpeg >parents scream at me for being so irresponsible >”I used a fucking condom!” >”You're a fucking liar, she's pregnant!” >”That bitch must've gotten knocked up somewhere else and blamed me or poked a hole in the condom!” >dad whips off his belt and smacks me in the fucking face >”You better go make an honest woman out of that nice girl, I didn't raise a piece of shit son” >godfuckingdamnit.gif
>forced to be with this bitch >didn't want to be with her before, now I fucking hate my life being with her all the damn time >her personal bitch and if I don't do what she says, she has her mom call my mom and my dad beats the shit out of me >hatelife.png >hoping beyond hope that she gives birth to a black baby. Mexican or Asian would be good too. >no luck >another stupid bitch to take care of >turned 18 a month before, she turns 18 two months later >get married in her back yard >almost cry, people think I'm happy but I'm really watching as my life is destroyed by this bitch >baby is screaming the whole fucking time >I want to die >still fuck my wife because fuck it she has to now >always pull out though because fuck her >fast forward 14 years >I'm a shitty dad and a shitty husband >I hate my stupid bitch of a wife who gained at least a hundred pounds after giving birth >I hate my stupid bitch daughter who probably hates me as much as I do her >complete whore, but like I care >I hate my fucked off life >fucking Christmas time >I want put a gun in my mouth every fucking Christmas >I've worked at Target for these past few years >Make shit money, but still get nice presents for everyone so wife shuts the fuck up >get my daughter a white iPhone whatever number and my wife black one >wife loves present, shut her ass right the fuck up >daughter opens present and her face drops >”why the fuck did mom get a black iPhone and I got this shitty white iPhone? You're such a piece of shit, dad, you ruined Christmas! I hope you die!!” >thefuckyoujustsaynigger.jpeg
>I lose my fucking mind >I whip off my belt like my shitty dad used to do >I whip the living shit out of my bitch daughter with the force of a thousand suns >never felt more alive >screaming shit like “You ruined my LIFE you little slut!” and “You and your bitch mother are cunts!” >keep screaming, doesn't make sense at this point >wife tries to get me off, can't >shove her into coffee table, she cracks head >she freaks out a waddles away to call the cops >I continue merciless beating >daughter is crying, welts quickly forming, bleeding from nose >finally calm down >biggest smile on face, fucking euphoric >I simply grab a my bottle of peppermint schnaps (because Christmas) and go sit in the front yard >wife is screaming at me from inside the house that the cops are coming and that I'm a piece of shit >”Thank fucking God!! Maybe they'll fucking shoot me in the fucking head and I can be free of you cunts” >daughter still crying >they say parents can't stand the sound of their children cry but I reveled in it >like all the years of misery are draining away >should have beat this shit out of wife to, too late now >quickly down bottle, drunk by the time cops pick me up >go to jail, in for a few months >get the shit beat out of me every day, but whatever >better than bitch wife >father finally bails me out >probation, have to pay back a fucking huge bail bill to my dad, parents disappoint, staying at parents house >wife left with daughter, filed for a divorce, I sign that shit with the speed of a cheetah chasing a nigger, couldn't be fucking happier >living with parents, constant disappointment to them >can't find a job because it's on my record that I beat the shit out of my kid >can't get a place because no money >can't get laid because jobless fucker living with parents >been like this for a while >but I'll tell you one thing, anons... >I fucking love Christmas now
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