Story time? Story time. >be me, 17 years old >7/10, could

let me guess....she was just fat.

cont

Come on op. Fast motherfucker

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it went something like this?

cont pls

Cont mudafukr

>inb4 dinosaur

>>589163729
literally slower than george r.r. martin

>>589166486
The pizzas are coming and they're gonna be great anon.

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OP here

>forced to be with this bitch
>didn't want to be with her before, now I fucking hate my life being with her all the damn time
>her personal bitch and if I don't do what she says, she has her mom call my mom and my dad beats the shit out of me
>hatelife.png
>hoping beyond hope that she gives birth to a black baby. Mexican or Asian would be good too.
>no luck
>another stupid bitch to take care of
>turned 18 a month before, she turns 18 two months later
>get married in her back yard
>almost cry, people think I'm happy but I'm really watching as my life is destroyed by this bitch
>baby is screaming the whole fucking time
>I want to die
>still fuck my wife because fuck it she has to now
>always pull out though because fuck her
>fast forward 14 years
>I'm a shitty dad and a shitty husband
>I hate my stupid bitch of a wife who gained at least a hundred pounds after giving birth
>I hate my stupid bitch daughter who probably hates me as much as I do her
>complete whore, but like I care
>I hate my fucked off life
>fucking Christmas time
>I want put a gun in my mouth every fucking Christmas
>I've worked at Target for these past few years
>Make shit money, but still get nice presents for everyone so wife shuts the fuck up
>get my daughter a white iPhone whatever number and my wife black one
>wife loves present, shut her ass right the fuck up
>daughter opens present and her face drops
>”why the fuck did mom get a black iPhone and I got this shitty white iPhone? You're such a piece of shit, dad, you ruined Christmas! I hope you die!!”
>thefuckyoujustsaynigger.jpeg

>is a virgin
>fucks for first time
>"5/10, probably would not do again"

You know how I know you're a fag?

well go on

>>589163729
>Justin Timberlake posters
What year was this anon?

>>589166922
cont

George r.r martin? Wiener, wiener wiener,...

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that all?

>>589168009
the dragons will come before this guy

>>589167052
Don't let him have it anon, decent story.

>>589168285
yeah so far it is

>>589166922
Cont.

>>589166922
George rr Martin?

>>589166922
Then the red wedding happened and everyone died?

>>589166922
>Implying anyone over 19 on /b/

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>>589166922
MOAR

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1999-2000

>I lose my fucking mind
>I whip off my belt like my shitty dad used to do
>I whip the living shit out of my bitch daughter with the force of a thousand suns
>never felt more alive
>screaming shit like “You ruined my LIFE you little slut!” and “You and your bitch mother are cunts!”
>keep screaming, doesn't make sense at this point
>wife tries to get me off, can't
>shove her into coffee table, she cracks head
>she freaks out a waddles away to call the cops
>I continue merciless beating
>daughter is crying, welts quickly forming, bleeding from nose
>finally calm down
>biggest smile on face, fucking euphoric
>I simply grab a my bottle of peppermint schnaps (because Christmas) and go sit in the front yard
>wife is screaming at me from inside the house that the cops are coming and that I'm a piece of shit
>”Thank fucking God!! Maybe they'll fucking shoot me in the fucking head and I can be free of you cunts”
>daughter still crying
>they say parents can't stand the sound of their children cry but I reveled in it
>like all the years of misery are draining away
>should have beat this shit out of wife to, too late now
>quickly down bottle, drunk by the time cops pick me up
>go to jail, in for a few months
>get the shit beat out of me every day, but whatever
>better than bitch wife
>father finally bails me out
>probation, have to pay back a fucking huge bail bill to my dad, parents disappoint, staying at parents house
>wife left with daughter, filed for a divorce, I sign that shit with the speed of a cheetah chasing a nigger, couldn't be fucking happier
>living with parents, constant disappointment to them
>can't find a job because it's on my record that I beat the shit out of my kid
>can't get a place because no money
>can't get laid because jobless fucker living with parents
>been like this for a while
>but I'll tell you one thing, anons...
>I fucking love Christmas now

Well OP, if it means anything I think you did the right thing by not into aborting mission and taking care of the situation, even if you were forced to.

>tfw considering possibility that someone might put hole in rubber
Damn. I honestly didn't think people did that.

Good for you anon. Glad you got it out of your system

>>589170508
10/10 story.
High and would read again.

Good for you anon

>>589170508
You're a dick whyd you get her a fucking white iPhone asshole??

>>589170508
Wow asshole you should have gotten her a different color phone

>>589170508
Any moar?

>>589170508
Bretty gud

>>589170508
wtf what a faggot u are. Who gets their daughter a plain white iPhone. U deserve a shit life

You're daughter likely has daddy issues now, and seeing as you hate her so much, I'd like a name, location, birth sign, ankle circumference, and septum width

>>589170508
>get daughter a shit iPhone
>get mad when she throws a shit gift back at you
>get hambeast the better colored one


U idiot

>>589170649
Go fuck yourself, should have made her get an abortion

>>589170508
great story 9/10
if you woulda went back for wife id give you 10/10

good fucking story cunt fuck you

fucking 10/10
post some shit about when you were with the cunts, like funny stories or ridicules shit that's happened

>>589172937
This

>>589172937

this

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>>589170508

>>589167828
This.

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>>589170508
Congrats m8.
I hope you have a great life from now on.

>>589172937
>>589173100
>>589173141
samefag but listen anyway

>>589170508
99 to 00? IPhone wasn't out then