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Can we get a general stoner thread? About to get high and it

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Can we get a general stoner thread?
About to get high and it would be nice to see what the /b/rotherhood smokes and smokes with
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I experienced ego death for the first time the other day. Holy shit it was like a waterfall of realization and I realized I have no choice over my life, literally. I am just an explosion still happening, I'm the universe passing through a complex algorithm as I'm writing this.

Shit was dope.
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>>589007014
>reading this while high
That is beautiful
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No idea where to buy. Any help?
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>>589007385
thanks man i appreciate it
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>>589007695
What's your area code
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>>589007695
colorado
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>>589007754
Now it's time for you to act better for others.
Thats the best you can get out of an ego death.
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>>589008188
yeah shit i'll pass it on for sure, stay real, universe
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Havent got high in a month, just moved recently, still on phase 1: get close enough to coworkers to find out who sells
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>200mg codeine and a few blunts ready
>whole vacation to organise a sesh
>mfw i end up TRIPPING on this shit
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As a stoner in the Netherlands ama
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London pollen here £80 an oz
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I get depressed and couch locked when I smoke. How to avoid this?
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Black Moroccan - not soft - and not to be confused with 'soap bar' - this is the real deal. £70 an oz
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how about sweden?
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>>589008822
Why does your country rock so much?
Also, how do you restrain from smoking to much?
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>>589009251
Fucking nice
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>>589009251
Dank
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>>589008811
Pic related. 180cl of syrup each
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>>589007695

Look, you gotta know someone that smokes and go buy where he does it. I would not recommend doing this close quarters, close to where you live. Like, just paranoia maybe, but you know, it's better them don't know you're from around and stuff, you know?
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>>589009234
Take 5000 ui of vitamin D3 and 2 grams of vitamin C before you smoke.

Trust me m8
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>>589007695
So that's what I tell you. Get someone you know that already smokes and get with him for the 1/2/3 first times... then go alone after the people know you.
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Bout to smoke and play league. That, or skyrim
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>>589010392

Well, why
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>>589010392
2gram of vitamin c
>stay pleb
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>>589010799
Just smoke sativa strains or avoid heavy indica strain
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∆-∆
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>>589011013
For what faggot
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>>589010799
Smoking depletes vitamin C, and taking vitamin D3 at that amount (which is like 20 times the RDA) cured my depression.

My friend who's a body builder health nut told me to do it and i was skeptical, but it also happened to make weed smoking awesome again.
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Anyone sure on laws about weed in Switzerland?
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>>589011789
Trust me m8
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>>589009234
Try vaping and/or setting IP an activity to do, play a game, go for a walk
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>>589011615
sativa is uplifting.
indica is more of a body high, and slows you down a bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKogZi77Dk
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Has any of you guys gotten weed sick, I had a nug of some really good shit and I took like two hits and just felt really sick afterwards
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>>589008543
I'm doing this too. Not working out this time. Nobody at work smokes. Now what
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>>589013929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUxFdFUGKxc

Why is this man such an insufferable cunt?
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>>589014543
he isnt
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>>589014706
He is screaming and shouting at the start of every video.
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planning on smoking for the first time soon, any advice?
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>>589010675
..... Obeezy?
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>>589015111
Learn to inhale.

Don't go
>im so supah stoned now guys xDDD
Basically, don't pretend it somehow makes you cool.
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Weed turned me gay.
Was smokin with my friend and he started rubbing his balls on my face and though I normally would have hated it the Weed made me like it and now I am gay.
Fuck Weed. Trust me it will make u do things u dnt want.
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Just moved to Oklahoma City. It's sux here. I don't think anyone smokes, so no hookup for now.
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>>589014889
turn the volume down
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>>589006671
smoking some cookies
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>>589014543


i think its becuase most people try to become known for doing somthing impressive or acomplishing somthing, while this dude just films himself getting blazed its kinda like watching those videos of asain people eat food, a kind of purposeless novelty thats what you get when a species evolves for billions years
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In switzerland and need to get weed in fribourg region. Anyone?
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>>589015911

trollololololol, you were already gay to begin with fagoot
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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, called every school district in Canada, called WWF, called my internet provider, called the library, called the operator and told them my number, called the employment agency and got fired, called John (shit was SO cash), called Twitter and posted 141 words instead of 140, called and won the lottery, called Lifeline and complained, called Unicef, and called the gorilla trained Navy Seals.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Love to smoke, but my dealer got hacked to pieces by a addict and now I've no idea where to buy me my pot.

Sunnmøre, Norway. anyone here that can help me out?
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mah current setup
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Even corn syrup is a drug. Just try and deprive the fedorawearing 4channers from drinking their sugary drinks for a week.
The go batshit crazy by hour #12.
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>>589017854
no it was the weed trust me man.
i never felt those feelings b4 its influence
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>>589018307
This person. Ive only grown once and i grew white rhino and it was a weird taste. Just need tips on better indoor growing
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>>589006671
>be me, 1 hour ago
>in high school, presumably 18
>I decided a few days agothat the best place to hide my weed would be in the forest across the street from my dad's house
>go to the forest
>smoke some of it and bury my last g in a pill bottle in the forest
>today I go back to the forest to smoke some more
>I can't find it
>I dig around for like 45 minutes trying to find it
>eventually I give up
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I smoked weed for the last 7 years, and everyday since 4 or so years. Now I am in a pretty shitty situation in real life and the last time I smoked my heart went batshit crazy for over a hour and I went to a hospital.

So I am taking my first weed smoking break and shit is boring as hell.
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>>589007014
What were you on?
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>>589009234
Go outside when you smoke, like go to the mall or something. Also, don't smoke indica strains or try smoking with friends
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>>589018502
sure blame the plant, any excuse you can make right?
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>>589011789
That's really cool
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>>589019278
Try lucid dreaming
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well this came in today
hopefully this staves me off the cheap glass for a while
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Anyone know anything about ordering drugs online? I live in an area where everything but weed is overpriced and I'd like to try some new stuff
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why do people spend a ton of money on dabs and wax when its like a gram, cost as much as a quarter of weed?
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>>589022853
It's supposedly more powerful, but I never buy anything but bud so idk
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>>589022853
>I am too stupid to decipher what concentrate means
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>>589022846

grow your own

>make profit

>grow more

repeat

www.growweedeasy.com

look up cfl growing for a small cab, pc grow or spacebucket and scrogging!
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>>589006671
>>589006671
You all are a bunch of wannabe cheech and chong faggot-whores. You know nothing about weed culture or can even tell me the difference between mango haze and purple diesel strings. you underage faggots can continue to be cancer on this dying imageboard, but I will not be a part of it. Peace bitches...
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>>589015911

Weed turned me gay.
Was smokin with my friend and he started rubbing his balls on my face and though I normally would have hated it the Weed made me like it and now I am gay.
Fuck Weed. Trust me it will make u do things u dnt want.

Wise words.
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>>589024332
>strings
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>>589024332
weed culture lolz, what a faggot,
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>>589023889
No, I mean that I want to try drugs other than weed, I tried xanax last week and I want to try it again, but it's like $10 for 2mg here and I also would like to try cocaine, Molly, DMT, LSD and Shrooms, but even if I could find someone who sells coke here, it'd be like $120+ for a g I'm sure. Weed is actually pretty cheap, like $10 g's
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>>589024862

I dont think you were smoking weed,
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>>589018094
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>>589023790
I know that its concentrated for I have used it before but I don't see the appeal because why not just smoke another blunt or J? you could inhale about 10 marijuana cigarettes at the price of 1 hit of a dab or wax
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>>589024977
stupid autocorrect xD

>>589025219
you wouldn't last a minute in cali. have fun smoking with your ignorant ass friends.
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Irish stoner here , ask me anything
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>>589024332
OP here.
It seems anon here doesnt like weed because his mom smoked while she was pregnant. The result was this autistic excuse-for-a-human. Please kill self immediatley to stop this thread being contaminated with your filth
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>>589025851
Why do you let the filter get loose? Don't you know how to roll a J?
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>>589025865
quite the opposite my good sir. i would say i smoke more in a day than you do in a month...
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imlive now.. !!! http://jennygo19.tumblr.com/
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>>589026101
tits or gtfo
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>>589025823

nobody gives two fucks if your from cali you cunt,
im from new york
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>>589022628
Nice
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Fuck I'm high....
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>>589026081
Probably because OP is too busy dealing with fucking autistic fags like you to actually smoke weed
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>>589026272
13/f/cali
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>>589026081
Well apologies my autistic friend if you actually read the start, im quite high right now and your bullshit is not needed. So with all due repect and kindness, will you please go fuck yourself
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>>589026021
Bigger skins with bigger roche/filter trust me it wasn't loose when we smoked it
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>>589026081
>>589026272
>>589025823
itt:12 year olds
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>>589026864
you wouldn't say that to my face irl, just sayin'
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>>589024862
kek
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>>589025747
Some people get really good prices and a dab is like 3 simultaneous bong hits.

I would just prefer to buy some bud, but some people have tolerances.

Also, hash is cheaper in Europe as it is easier to smuggle.
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>>589026592
16/m/uk sup?
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>>589025851
Protip: Put only tobacco at the last centimeter before the filter.
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https:// www.stereodose.com/
For any of you stoned bro's who want to listen to good music but not sure what to listen to!
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>>589022853
It's all personal preference, but I get a gram of wax for 25-35$ and it lasts me longer than a quarter would so I'm happy
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>>589027703
So its not not drenched in resin and awful tasting by the time I get to the end?
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>>589027313
So it seems the little shit talker actually has a trace of balls. I would gladly say it to your face you fucknuckle. I started this thread for some general stone peace, and now you had to come along and fuck it up. Thanks for ruining the thread you fuckstain. Your no better than a rapist
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>>589006671
your mom must be so proud
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>>589028053
What mom?
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>>589027925
No, so you can toss it without having to smoke the last centimeter and you don't have to waste any weed.
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>>589027985
go watch nature shows on youtube if you're so bored you hippy
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>>589028378
Yeah I dunno I actually enjoy smoking it to the end just personal preference
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>>589019407
some very potent hybrid
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>>589006671
packing another bowl
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>>589028786
Fair enough. I usually roll with hash and tobacco, so that might be why.
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>>589028492
Says the neckbeard who was bullshiting about weed culture in the first place. Thankfully however, I am the complete oppisite of bored as I have plenty of weed, and plenty of time to continue our friendly chat
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>>589029074
So much easier to get a hold of bud where I am so I don't smoke hash although I do enjoy quite a bit, plus I usually smoke from a bong so when I have joints I like them as packed out as possible
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>>589027925
Awful testing?
Your weed is probably badly cured
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>>589029628
Mixture of tobacco and resin not good regardless of the weed quality
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The spice epidemic that was ravaging russia is spreading into my country too, shit, I see fucking dealers dealing spice to kids like 12 or 13 years old. Shit I know this is life and I can't change it, and I've lived in this shithole all my life, but seeing that just hurts me in some way. I mean that bullshit is fucking terrible, I see people walking like fucking zombies not knowing where the fuck they are or where they're going, and all they care about is getting some more of that shit. fucking disgusting I tell you.
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Any dealers in 214/469/972 area?
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>>589030097
probably not the right thread, but I had to get that off my chest
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I smoke with a bowl.
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>>589030188
I have one of these and twax globe
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>>589027271
>>589026592

this person admits to being 13,

I am 34 and now i an hero
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>>589018223
Om du bare var nærmere oslo
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>>589030429
20/m/ny
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>>589008822
where did you get that cool grinder
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>>589027727
i just downloaded the app, and it's really neat, thanks!
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>>589030353
Do you have any troble when the black thing gets on the filter? how do you clean that?
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>>589025283
i tried coke for the first time the other night, did a line each nosehole

was smoking and ddrinking too,

felt great, super confident but then super paranoid later to the point where i couldnt be alone in a house wit someone and saty outsite for 30mins,

lol
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>>589030977
No problem man, the app is terrible compared to desktop version so beware you can also use the desktop version on most mobiles
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>>589031242
cool, I'll check that.
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>>589013929
damn you can tell he got faded haha
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you guys have any other technique to get your eyes from red to normal besides eyedrops?
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Went from smoking weed all day every day for a couple of years to getting put on non reporting probo this may, with drug testing and haven't smoked since. Finally get off probation around the 15th of Jan, and turn 21 on the 2nd. Jesus fucking christ I cannot wait any longer
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>>589014156
only from edibles...or sometimes during big sessions i start to feel tired of coughing
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>>589011789
damn bro. ever tested for anemia?
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>>589032312
Sunglasses yo.
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>>589019272
Just find a good place in your room and get creative, that's what I used to do.
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>tfw I'm not from Netherlands so I can't go to a coffee shop on new years eve to party with stoners like a loner that I am
Just kill me /b/ros
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>>589007014
Ego death from smoking weed? Shit now I've heard it all.
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>>589006671
Been an all day, every day smoker for over a decade. Just ordered a vape, so going to start using it at home in the evenings. Going to try and cut combustion out completely.
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anyone got some music you like to listen to when you're absolutely faded?
trying to expand my youtube playlist
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>>589025851
You stole that weed didn't you...
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I rolled my first joint. Rolled it shit and smoked more paper than weed, but I still got high.
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>>589033457
When I started smoking weed I used to have those intense meditations journeys. I'll link a thread from grasscity that explains a lot what I used to feel, brb.
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>>589033755
Oh yeah, and I've got LSD coming this week hopefully.
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>>589032312
The force
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>>589033158
well they just hide my eyes but isnt there any other way?
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>>589009234
Don't smoke? Have you tried that? I mean.. You're not really getting anything out of it if you're being depressed from smoking and getting couch lock which obviously you don't want if you're asking how to avoid it.. Really sounds like you just need to stop smoking for a few months at least. Worked for me.
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>>589033522
>trying to expand my youtube playlist
They are called albums. Torrent them.

I like progressive rock. I like progressive rock more when I am stoned.

The Mars Volta and King Crimson are probably good places to start.

If you want to listen to music that is also about weed, I would suggest Schoolboy Q. Habits and Contradictions is really a good album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oYwf5y9DFg
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>>589020429
personally i hate being stoned in public i get real awkward and then i get paranoid
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>>589025851
why do you gross faggots put tobacco in your joints
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>>589009234
smoke with friends
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yo yo check out my blog: foag.me
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>>589034504
you sir are not the only one. I keep my smoking past 8pm for this reason. Can always say I'm really tired if I have to and people buy it
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>>589033522
Check out stereodose man great way to find new music
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>>589034812
So you only have to light it once and it burns even every time.

Also, hashish.
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>>589034376
I'm looking for individual, top tier songs. most albums only have a few really good songs
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>>589033650
Nah man payed for it I swear on my potatoes
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For the new year i'll go to a party and buy some, any ideas to get really high ?
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>>589006671
>Dont like weed and have never gotten high
>persuade me to start being a fucking hippy cunt and 420 blaze it
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>>589035060
See this guy gets it!
>>589034812
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>>589035106
>most albums only have a few really good songs
Some albums are more complete though.

Any specific genres?

So fucking mellow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsEQmWSRTs
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well that was fun to make
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>>589013929
Because of people like him, weed will never be fucking legalized in my country. Stop putting this annoying cunt on a pedestal just because he smokes weed.
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>>589035607
Anti drug stigma is rarely based on real people though.
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>>589034812
Stretches your bag further, also there is some current scepticism about the carbon heavy thc and cannibis smoke molecules binding to the the lesser dense and lighter fag smokes conundrum of molecules, which get absorbed in the blood faster and in a greater rate.
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>>589035463
I've got a rock, rap and a electro playlist
any good albums then? I have a huge rap collection, but like I said, I'm trying to filter out the songs that are great when your completely faded.
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>>589006671
I smoke pot and I smoke jays pipes and bongs would post pieces but butthurt neat freaks complain that my pieces aren't clean
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>>589035844
I like The Doors The Doors, Thick as a Brick by jethro tull is nice. In the Court of the Crimson King is gud
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>>589026592
22/m/cali wanna smoke a bowl?
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>>589006671
about to smoke some DMT for the first time, excited as fuck. anyone wanna share DMT experiences?
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Friend hooked me up with some cinderella 99, tastes great.
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>>589008822
Have fun with that when the crank breaks. And it will.
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>>589035844
jmi hendrix, pink floyd (dark side of the moon) queens of the stone age, and phish are all amazing bands for this
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>>589035844
Sleep - Dopesmoker
King Crimson - Larks' Tongue in Aspic
The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta - Amputechture
Blue Öyster Cult - Secret Treaties
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>>589035844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwG0izcMlg
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>>589036150
I'll check those out
this is my rock playlist, just to give you an idea
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8m-7anq0yMaVEbN5bV8YLKQv4jphP300
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>>589030097
man that stuff is poison i feel for you
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>>589018307
damn not bad
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Is lemon ice good ? i'm gonna have some tomorow
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i just ate some acid plebs
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>>589035335
Everything is better when you're high.
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>>589036625
>deep purple
noice, check out Demon's Eye, that's one of my favorites
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>>589034954
that's my favorite time to smoke but usually if i'm hitting my vape i don't get as paranoid since the high is more "euphoric"
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>>589035060
don't think lighting is that much of a problem...also you're telling me that stuff is hash?
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>>589018307
not enough light mate. thats ok for 3-4 plants, but not for ~20. at least 5 of that 700W natrium bulbs and put something on the walls. e.g. alu foil.
that thin buds will grow fast
calculate ~ 2000lm / plant at least
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>>589037580
>Demon's Eye
No, but I personally usually mix hashish and tobacco.
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I'm sitting here where I work calling Indiana gags asking for dontations for the Indiana fire fighters association. I'm high as a kite on 4 Chan. how did it get this far?
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>>589035335
it's fun until you get your friends to join and realize how dumb some are when they are stoned
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>>589035806
anti drug stigmas ruin my fun :(
>tfw my older cousins talk about the times they tried pot and hav a laff...yet i fear being isolated by letting them know i blaze
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>>589007014
>>589033457
>>589033909
Found it, I'll quote OP, but you guys should definitely check out the entire thread
>Soooooo I was rather torched and starting contemplating... Why do our eyes get red? Why do we get cotton mouth? etc.. etc?
>What if her real purpose is to sedate us to the point where our eyes are so red (increased blood flow, decrease pressure in the eyes) that we just close them? What if we get cottom mouth as a sign for us to not speak? (No saliva = more accumulated germs in the mouth) Idk...
the point I'm getting at is maybe her ultimate goal is for us to close our eyes, lay back, and not speak at all because she has a message to give us? But when we smoke, it's usually at stimulant doses so we're not glued to our bed...
the message I'm assuming is received when that unexplainable sensation you get when you've burned to point where you ask yourself "HAVE I HAD TOO MUCH???" Lmao, it's a hard point to get to, but worth trying. If anyone has ever been there and sat back and relaxed your entire body and focused on your breathing... after a while of DEEP meditation & on a clear mind you tend to get what I call the "Cannabis Orgasm" [seasonder's will know exactly what I mean] It's that sensation you get where you LITERALLY feel like you're on this amazing rollar coaster with like gravity times 100 trillion.. like this intense intense INTENSE force seems to like "pull you in" and you start to like crunch up.. some people might get scared and open their eyes and move... but if you hold on reallllll fucking hard and ride it out... you experience what makes a sexual orgasm seem like NOTHING
So what if the herb reveals the speed at which the Earth actually moves? What if that force is the Earth revolving????? :smoking: Maybe it's a sense that we've become immune to, until the MJ dissolves the defense? idk bro im so :smoke: Anyone get where I'm going?

Link to the thread: http://forum.grasscity.com/high-ideas/599166-theory-mary-janes-true-purpose.html
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>>589035335
>Dont like weed and have never gotten high
How do you know that you don't like it if you haven't tried it? TRY IT NIGGA!
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got this weirdo. colour is shit, smells well, shit taste, but really serious stuff.
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>>589038769
I fucked up the quoting, just go to the link and read that trippy shit, anyone else relate?
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>>589014156
Once or twice after I got some quality smoke. sometimes I even get really pale.
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>>589039098
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Finished a bowl and ended up watching the pilot episode of archer. Twist is, in the pilot episode it's just episode one with archer replaced by a raptor. That was fun.
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>>589006671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtY2wHs44qI
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>>589007014
OP here. After my first 'toke', I began furiously sucking cock. To this day, I am unable to control my urges.

Yesterday, I plunged my face into a strangers crotch on the bus, my lips seeking that sweet, juicy shaft. As I attempted to remove his trousers, he back handed me. I came to, and pleaded with the stranger, "Please, I'm a stoner! Have some compassion!".

He gently nodded his head, as if he could relate (perhaps he lit up in college) and slowly unbuckled his belt. I sucked that nigger cock like there was no tomorrow, but there was, and I'm here today to tell the story.
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Whooo this thread's still alive!!!

High on some hybrit thingy. Nice mellow and couchlocky...
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>>589039098
I'd never leave this room.
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>>589011990
Uhhh. Fuck the police? Smoke weed erryday?
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>>589038730
I know it too well.

Too many times have I had to witness people chat about how awful drug users are over a glass of wine.

You can never approach them with logic either. It's always
>I heard someone got messed up from doing something just once
Stupid bitch. RC only exist because of prohibition.
>But drugs are addictive
>Serious brain damage
>If it were legal everyone would do it
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>>589039816
*RCs
As in research chemicals.
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>>589039558 (You)

Walking back out onto the asphalt I stand next to the diesel pump and feel the heat of Dixie below my feet. From about 75 yards away, down an over-grown embankment strewn with litter, a robust woman comes jogging out of a Waffle House and yells something at me. I look in her direction offering no response. She yells again, "Is that a vaaaaan or a buuuuus??" I continue to gape in her general direction completely confused by this question until it finally dawns on me to respond. "It's a vaaaaaan."
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>>589032312
Tolerance
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>>589032312
Don't smoke, vape.
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>>589008811
hey buddy. You should grab 1100mg of benadryl and trip on that
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>>589040045
wtf man?
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>>589038769
i experience this shit all the time
my legs spasm and twitch when i get super fucking high
like right now
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just a general question in NZ at this time we are in the dry season for weed ( around xmas)
is it like this in other countries if theres somewhere thats not a shithole (mostly white)
and has good weed all year round then id be keen to move there
Anyone on help a /b/rother out?
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>>589040045
ayy my pasta

its trevor dunn from melvins
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>>589040577
Close your eyes and go into that roller-coaster of gravity my friend.
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>>589040884
i will, its really fucking awesome
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>>589039032
Looks good man
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>>589040695 (You)


Okay so this nigger woke the morning okay good evening right in the pussy. Was a little more farmhouses and traffic wise with mice of girls and sent them on their way this is will just take him home game is going back forget all about this be okay? Does bring him out of call of duty fucking 12 year old 360 quickscoped your nigger mother?
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>>589041154
>>589040884
>>589040577
>>589038769
> This has happend to me before...after smoking large amounts of dank if I sit back in my chair, put a good song on and close my eyes I get this feeling. I've described it to my friends as "Being propelled into the air" or flying, basically. it's amazing :D literally feels like i'm being propelled into the air..
Another quote from that thread, God I miss my tolerance being low.
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>>589039816
it's a strange mix one side of my family is druggies and we get along fine and the other side are just up tight
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>>589041412
Ohh I know this one
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>>589038769
>Dude, I know exactly what you're talking about. I've had a couple of such experiences.
>The first time this happened was while I was gardening. It was incredibly sunny and comfortably warm out. I had just smoked a few bong loads and as I looked up from the plants I had just transplanted, an unexplainable feeling came over me as the sun shined down into the garden. Such an incredible experience.
>Another particular happening was when I had smoked a good bowl just before bed. For some reason I was super ripped and I could vividly feel it ALL over my entire body. I was listening to music in bed, closing my eyes, and then all of a sudden I floated up from my bed and started flying at light speed.
>I've also had some real good times meditating in the woods too.
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Continue here!!
>>589040692
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>>589033522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC1g-vyuLgg
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>>589041762
Fuck no. Smoke up!
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were can I buy medical seeds in Europe. can't from Nederland
depressed east-eu fag
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>>589006671
36th day of smoke free
I want to smoke
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>>589041979
fag
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>>589006671
wow just smoked a fatty, hello all, how is it going?
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>>589041836
Looks like someone is making a large badge of marijuana infused vegetable oil tonight. What fun!
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>>589042112
Smoke resin. I'm snoking a fat bowl of resin
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>>589041979
where in eastern yurop bro
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>>589042340
England
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>>589041836
get a vape faggot
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This is the first time ive been high in like 6 months, I feel pretty cosy in bed and now all I have to do is masterbate, wish me luck
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Anybody in the 985 wanna make some money?
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>>589009298
Vad är det om Sverige?
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>>589042437
Good luck.
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>>589042505
I got a couple fat bitches that need replication
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>>589041353
just smoked a blunt. and need another one
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are old are you guys?
is MJ really a youngster hobby
22 years old here in between being a hippy and a square
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is it safe to eat hard bpiled eggs while high?
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Question:

I'm heading to a party tonight and I want to smoke a joint so I feel pretty good before I get there however I may be getting drug tested next week. I'm clean now but do you think if I were to smoke this little joint (has maybe a 1/4 of a gram in it) I could get that out of my system by next Monday? Thanks in advance, tokers

>pic related. Album you should all listen to right now
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>>589014156
All the time brother. Every 4th session or so, I start spinning out. Rarely green though
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>>589042767
You got fat bitches you wanna clone?
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>>589042931
don't do that anon. chemical reaction with weed can cause instant embolism
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>>589042780
>is MJ really a youngster hobby
Yes. Most people either do less drugs or do other drugs after weed and then mostly use weed as a thing on the side.
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>>589041478
i am so high, my senses are heightened, everything is loud
everything is bright
i can smell any smell in this room
>even the difference between hot, cold, and lukewarm water
and i can feel all my muscles moving, and the sharpness of typing on my keyboard, its almost normal, but it seems off
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>>589043201
just ate 2 tabs

might eats some more
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>>589042340
balt
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>>589043293
and my eyelids feel like they're on fire
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>ripping bowls a little while ago
>find this thread
>mfw
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>>589025851
Im off the real tobacco , vape faggot here.
But damn , that picture makes my mouth water.
I'd glady inhale that shit.
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OP returns
>my thread has exploded like a jews head in a pressure cooker
Continue while i pack another cone
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Don't die dude.>>589036989
>>58>>589036989
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>>589036989>>589036989
>>589036989

>>589036989
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my setup in 2008
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>>589006671
Anyone else fuck with high CBD meds/concentrates?

I had my fun with THC rich strains but eventually I felt like I was in a permanent fog of sorts, so I started smoking/vaping low-THC/high-CBD strains and taking CBD capsules.

My life will never be the same. CBD meds have made me much more clear-headed, focused, confident, optimistic, and just a better person to be around in general. My anxiety (which was crippling, couldn't leave my fucking house) has mellowed out to the point where I'm still always anxious, but I don't typically experience the sickness that it used to bring out of me. Now I'm always mildly anxious, but not throwing up or losing vision/etc etc, which is a HUGE step for me. Between taking 20mg CBD a morning and practicing self help, my life has improved drastically within the last two-three months.

It also boosts my appetite which is fucking great because I'm a skinny 20 year old manlet who weighs 115-120 pounds and eating 3-4000 calories a day is now much easier...

Anyways, anyone else experience the beauty that is CBD?
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my setup

#foraDilma #foraPT
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>>589032312
go for swim in ocean
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>>589042968
can anyone answer me please.
I'll bump with more cool albums

>'MGMT' by MGMT
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my setup
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>>589034376
No, don't torrent them. You should support the wonderful artists that brought you that music you enjoy when baked
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>>589042968
How many times did you smoke last week?

How fat are you?
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>>589044881
Yes. Most of the money you will spend on an album goes to the artists.
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Smoking some resin.. It's great.
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>>589039098
It looks like the Virgin Mary's face on that ice cube!
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>>589045322
How do you prefer to pack bowls with that?

I usually roll it with roasted tobacco.
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>>589038769
You sir are a genius. So many times have I tried to explain this to my friends and family, turns out I'm the only one that experiences this. The first time it happened, it was so big I just sat up and started breathing deep. But it is exactly like a rollercoaster if you ride it out, so fucking good like wow, sometimes though its just too intense and I have to sit up and abort save myself having a heart attack
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>>589044055
Shit was tasty bro that thick white smoke just brings me back every single time
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