why would you choose to be a waste of life and a disgrace to your parents
ayy lmao s hut the fuck up you dissapointment
That's gay though.
Because I can.
I just like to play safe.
TAKE NOTE OF ME, DAMN YOU.
nnf careful with that
Well you come to visit every gfur thread for the past 4 days
you know its a good day when post #1 on page 1 of /b/ is a g/fur thread
What are you even doing?
Talk about optimism.
that nomming you are doing
You up for the task?
Pretty much, you love visiting us
So I went to meet my old class earlier
There's this cute girl
What can I say, I have a chronic oral fixation.
What do you want with a girl?
no i dont im trying to make some of you self aware
You're not of age to fuck with anyone yet though.
Please, tell us faggots all about how some girl is cute.
when we complete the homosex agendaasrjfhjgkfn
well that tickles
You need to whiteknight more so we can laugh at you better.
(tries to spot the difference)
Look at her pretty face and wisen up before going any further
Don't you find any girl cute? Not sexually attractive, just cute
well that schedule has been advanced.
mine is the best
lets do the homosex
self aware that you're all ruining your lives and should stop being retarded
'A Delicious Dick'?
Of course, also I find some girls even sexually attractive. Didn't I ask that you tell us more?
but who is "stfu underageb&"
Funny enough that I was suspected of having autism when I was 12, but that turned out to just be an exceedingly high IQ.
All the homosex
ruining my life eh?
i'm having a pretty average life, actually
okay job, working a shitty shift (night)
i get to drive a train
pretty linear job, if ya know what i mean
I never knew that posting on a website in my free time away from work would ruin my life in any manner. Tell me more, you wise monk.
Well, known her for a few years and always liked her. She definitely has a thing for me too, but she's been with her boyfriend for almost as long as I know her. Also I'm terrible boyfriend material
That's because you'll always be the young, naive eisen we all know and love.
>I'm terrible boyfriend material
How do you reckon?
being a furry is for fatass no life faggots, you dont realize how fucking stupid you are
As long as you have a dick, I'd think you'd be good.
We'll still do everything in our power to protect your innocence.
Eh, I don't show enough emotion or compassion by most people's standards, so they start feeling like I don't really care and, girls being girls, ruin things by convincing themselves they are ruined.
For a while, but most girls still do want more in their partner
I understand perfectly well, eisen, worry not.
By all means, go for it
THIS IS WHY YOU DATE MEN >:C
yes, thats what scares me you and your fucking fursuits and shit its retarded and scary
True that, being with a guy is easier in that sense. I don't consider myself to be terrific bf material either. I'm pretty similar in the sense that I don't much show emotion.
Can gimme yours and I'll add
Seems to be a case of, "Stop liking what I don't like"
Is that a challenge?
The struggle is real
no, because they are damaging the gene pool
we need more heroes like this
It absolutely is a challenge.
So yeah, she's still pretty and nice.
I'll show you
I feel like you're barking up the wrong tree if you're going to post in a gay thread about damaging the gene pool.