New Katy Perry thread
spandex? LOL there's no spandex in this picture.
It's often hard to hit small targets.
Yet another thread about celebrites?
Celebrity worship is the lowest form of societal indoctrination and a total rejection of reality. Why do you even know who they are? Do you watch entertainment shows or read People magazine? You fill your head with knowledge about them when you could be learning about the world. Celebrity threads makes me think you either work for the celebrity or that you are the lamest fanboy alive, a mouth breathing shut-in. The saddest thing about fanboys is that they want to be normalfags, but can't. No normal person would have an unhealthy obsession about a celebrity, but the foreveralone fanboy is mesmerized these people and wants to be in their world. Celebrities will never hang out with you. Celebrities will never have sex with you. If they met you they would laugh at you, but not to your face, because they need your attention and money.
What's so special about celebrites other than the fact that you are exposed to them. You liking celebrities is like religion. If religious people grew up with a different religion they would believe in that instead. If you were exposed to different celebrities, you would obsess over them instead, trying to fill what ever hole there is in your personality that makes you care about them. Celebrities are a dime a dozen and there is a never ending stream of assholes who want the attention of millions. Giving them this attention puts them in a pedostall and diverts the focus from what is really important. The Romans used bread and circuses to appease the unwashed plebeian masses. Now we have celebrities.
Why don't you man up and stalk someone in the real world? At least you'd have a chance at meeting and fucking. But you won’t. You'll stay at home, dreaming up imaginary scenarios where you meet your celebrity and are funny, smart, and clever. Maybe you'll look at images of celebrities and stroke your penis, quickly orgasming. And when you're done you'll still be alone.
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
ITT: Jerk off material for Kim Jong Un.
& that's all i got, i had a couple other good ones but they were over the file size limit :\
have you ever felt... like a plastic bag....
FAK U AMERICAN MONKEY
U MAIK MY INTERNET GET DERETED