Just to clarify, this is literally the hottest girl on the planet.
Well recommended spamming her with money til she fucks her asshole with a dildo for everyone to see. It's difficult but she will do it when she gets out of control horny
Well you're obviously a fuckin nerdy loser who's both unfit as a human and unfit for a girl but hey, you can talk shit to me for recognising a model that's not going to make me any less of a bulldozer vs cunt like you
Go watch her on MFC for a bit, she has the kind of ass you /b/ nerdies drool over ("curvy/chubby") and yet she's not fat and her face is goddess-tier; and she barely wears make-up aside from her eyeliner.
Go see for yourself she wakes up looking how she does in OPs pic, but the way she moves and such is what makes her hot. Still photo does no justice.
You underestimate the unique brand of cringe that infects pre teen fans of sonic the hedgehog.
I've seen it myself. a younger cousin of mine was both christian and into sonic back in 2002-2006 when SA2B was big and everything. he drew pictures like this, wrote stories, fan letters, made hand made plush dolls, prayed to snic and jesus every night, wrote creepy letters to SEGA, the works.
there's just something about furfaggotry and talking animals and how "cool" sonic is that makes some kids go insane.
got some OC here, it's so much better when you see it first hand
This guy posted this in the Freshers page of the uni I'm at
Does /b/ know who Chris Chan is? He's going to jail.
I have a bunch of new material if anyone is interested
We're all Gods children. I'm euphoric, for in this moment, I can rest assure when I die, I'll be with M'Savior.
Buttblasted for sure.
You should read the bible, it's full of how to get over it.
That's quoted from psalms 137:8
whats more cringe, brony or feminazi?
God's perfection, coming through.
Don't mind me, just intelligently designed.
Thanks for not aborting me M'Savior
We're all God's children.
He made us in his image.
Therefore this is God.
That's ok, she's in heaven now!
No no no! BLASPHEMER!!!!!
YAHWEH IS THE ONLY TRUE CREATOR!
Oh you mean this guy?
God's perfection. MAKE WAY ATHEIST PLEBS!
INTELLIGENT DESIGN COMING THROUGH!
I hope every single one of these monsters are kill
you jimmies seem rustled
any particular reason, anon?
care to show us ur pretty face
CHRISTIAN ALBUM COVER, COMING SUMMER 2015!
lol is he an x-men
wow, chill brah
ITT Christians got BTFO and have left the cringe thread to kill themselves after realizing they're fedoras.
Thank you Jesus, for creating me in your image!
Don't get a paper cut from all the bible's edginess now.
OH GOD SO MUCH EDGE!
You hear something outside, you run towards your child's room to find no one there. You panic, you out on your coat and start to do an occular patdown on the outside perimeter. You hear some laughing, your flashlight goes over too the corner of the house and see this kid sitting with your child. Laughing "hurrr hurrr hurr" your child gets up. "Dadfy, he wants to play. Can we let him in?" Wat do?
what do you guys do for your rape dungeon??
i don't understand
What any sensible Christian does when they come across something they don't understand.
Tell them scientists are making it up, it's going to burn in hell for ever, and deny it exists.
You masturbate furiously. "C'mon jim, you gotta stop doing this" you tell yourself this every.single.time. the kid gets up. You and him both make eye contact. He starts you walk over to you, dragging his leg while drool wets his shirt. Do you try to have a race on who finishes first or do you abandon both kids and start a new life
>Christians the victims.
Christians trying to derail the obvious whiplash appears before you. Thankfully it gets BTFO and the bash continues.
You take your kid back inside and give it a bath. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness. Its circumcision time. Do you grab your rabbi or take matters into your own hands? After all, a cut penis is a sign that god is blessing your house with good fortune.
>i'm a smart, funny , witty guy
>starting a new sentence with BuT
>I am a optimist
top lel, these people need to be taken off the fucking face of the earth
I like how every single birth defect in Vietnam is blamed on Agent Orange automatically, as if that's the only place in the world that has birth defects, and they never happened before the evil Americans got there.
Lorde is a pretty chilled artist for these days. I don't like her music but she's the kinda girl you'd smoke a blunt with. Prefer her to the other 'artists' that go big today.
Thee rabbi is here. You must pay him in lost souls and offer him inside. This is vital, if you do not invite him inside he will remain at your doorstep and will ask a toll for those to pass. You do not get to keep the toll and it gets bothersome after a while. The rabbi removes his hat and gets his cross-shaped scissors. The operation has began but his big Jew nose gets in the way and he cannot properly insert bloodied body part. He offers to grab the catholic priest. He insists his spit will numb the pain and he's well trained in this area. Wat do?
oh fuck this is my fucking jam
Y COMO CON ESPNAOL? Y YO SOY DONDÉ INGLE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD JAJAJAJ YO AMOR COSA
Aalewis? Who the fuck thought if that name. Its like " I knew an Aaron. That's like a a ron. Lewis is a cool name too though. A a Lewis? Sounds good. Aalewis it is."
Guy is alpha as fuck. You're probably some faggot who is jealous because he's fucking some girl you like and never will have a chance with, mainly because of your autism. Girls hate guys with autism.
>all christians retarded
:^) ok brother
Nah, just showing Christians their logic.
Been an atheist for 7 years.
No one cares. go back to reddit if you are this butthurt.
everyone has the right to believe in whatever they want.
holy shit you are retarded, do you even understand the fundamentals of christianity?
im too drunk to get into a retarded argument with you but honestly that's the most retarded shit ive seen
> Been an atheist for 7 years
This is it. This is the thing. All the fucking lame angry-at-religion atheists are all the ones who were brought up religious. I was never brought up religious, I'm an atheist, but I know that I can't ever know and it's fine for others to have faith, and I recognise that there are geniuses and retards both atheist and religious.
Cringe thread successful. Thanks Christians.
i was brought up very very slightly religous, my mom never took me to church, i was never baptized and i never read the bible growing up, despite my family and parents all being "christians" in the sense
I chose at 14 to be baptized and read the bible around 20 so this fucked your argument
>Its fine for others to have faith
Of course it is, my here- Erm, Atheist brother.
>Taking a picture of a Santanist and labelling it Atheist
because you're retarded im a white brit as well
where do you live ?
Looks like it got to Childs.
ITT Christians keep repeatedly getting BTFO by walking into le trap xD :^)
I am Duncan MacLeod, born 400 years ago in the highlands of Scotland. I am Immortal, and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the Gathering, when the stroke of a
sword and the fall of a head will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one.
staffordshire.. close to birmingham
we aren't all Christians you retard.
I am an atheist and yet I understand how stupid what you are doing is.
Guess what... God doesn't need proof.
Why? you ask.
It is simple. Religion is not founded on evidence. it is founded on faith. In order for a christian to exist, you need an athiest.
the concept of faith means that God being real or not is completely irrelevant.
Its like me debating with a kid whether Santa is real or not. It doesn't matter.
I am too drunk and impatient to explain this further. but that is the tip of the iceberg. If you dwell in to religion from a philosophical standpoint, you will see that it is pointless to debate about it.
>It is founded on faith
also. you have to think of the prophets as philosophers and social rights activists.
they saw something wrong in the world. So, they gave their own ideas about life and morality.
For instance, Moses saved the jews from egypt, jesus rebelled against the romans and jewish oligarchs, mohammed made a backwards ass tribe into an empire.
These people merely were doing the works of Plato, Aristotle, the Buddha, Nietzsche, and Kant.
They were giving their own interpretation on moral truth. and what tried to gain more rights for their people .
>inb4 the prophets are shit for morals
yes, that is not the point because it was their ideas of it. How effective they were is another discussion entirely.
Pic related, 250 posts of Christians gettinm rekt and buttblasted with their own logic :^)
Yeah and it never said anything about evidence.
It explained why faith is pure shit.
>Missing the point this hard
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.
why is it shit. that is completely subjective.
I have faith that my girlfrend won't leave me. I have faith that everything will get better in the end. And you have faith that you will win this argument.
our lives revolve around faith.
>They were giving their own interpretation on moral truth. and what tried to gain more rights for their people .
Go back to this pic
Then to this pic>>588698049
Done. If you can't follow all that, you're special :^)
This explains a lot. 1/2
I hope this nigga is trolling.
I know you aren't taking that pic seriously.
>I have faith that my girlfrend won't leave me
> I have faith that everything will get better in the end
> And you have faith that you will win this argument.
All different degrees of faith. I have faith I will win this argument, because every argument I've ever had with a Christian, I won.
This isn't the same degree of faith you need to believe in a Cosmic Jew Zombie :^) because you're afraid to die.
>I'm always right
How does it feel being superior and immeasurably smarter than everyone around you? Also, where you buy your fedoras?
You dense motherfucker.
that is exactly what I am saying.
However, the reason to your faith is once again irrelevant to the discussion.
If you understood what I am saying you wouldn't be seeing me as an opponent to beat.