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Bar stories /b/, no /b/etas version >be me >walk into

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Bar stories /b/, no /b/etas version

>be me
>walk into a bar
>want to drink a cold beer
>call the barman
>ask for a cold paulaner
>barman serves
>tastes really good
>finish drinking
>want to go
>asks for price
>barman says something
>can't hear what barman says
>asks him again
>barman whispers
>putting my ears close to his lips
>asks him again
>tree fiddy
>spits
>?
>see tail
>god dammit loch ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
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barmp
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>>588641119
Only degenerates drink alcohol.
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>>588641614
nerd
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It's official. This is the worst /b/ thread I have ever seen.
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>>588641781
Enjoy your liver failure in your 30s.
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>>588641790
mmmmmm cancer is in my eyes
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>>588641119
Went to a strip bar, and hit on the bartender. Actually got her number.. a few days later we hung out and I had sex with her. /end
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Lol'd
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>>588642255
ncie dbus frinde
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Good stuff op
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>>588641790
Then this must be your first day
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>>588641790
>>588642023
>>588642142
You turds obviously haven't read the greentext
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another strip club story.

Went to a strip bar. Some girl there used to live in italy so she spoke italian. I spoke shitty italian. The place was closing down and she asked if there was another place we could drink. I said my house. We went back there. I had sex, raw dog no less. I woke up the next morning and made an excuse as to why I couldn't drive her home and instead gave her train money. I was nervous for like a year due to aids. /end
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>>588641119
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>>588642685
How do I read this?
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>>588642978
nigger
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>>588643157
stop cursing boys
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>>588644143
AAAAAAHHHHHH EAT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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>>588641119

>be me getting sloppy
>at bar ALL DAY
>need to take shit
>low flow toilet wont flush my shit
>REACH IN barehand and unclogg
>hand smells like shit rest of night
>some guy sprays me with colonge
>take home 7/10 slutbag
>she is so loose i can fist her with shit hand
>was not a bad night, never saw her again
>her name was Rachel
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