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NZ thread.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ thread.
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nelson/blenheim nate here
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Wellington reporting in, hows it going
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eh b0ss
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>>588559122
good good come picton tomorrow night bro
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>>588559048
yo nate dogg
>>588559122
yo porirua here what up
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>>588559319
thats actually my nickname nate dog >.< makes me sound like a common thug like the people who call me it
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>>588559122
Go away bella
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>>588559319
porirua far as fuck
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>>588559454
no you sound like a faggot
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>>588559319
the sky ofcourse
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>>588559454
not sure if nate now....
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>>588559454
Show us your phimosis dick brah.
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>>588559454
maybe you are a common thug my dogg
>>588559621
it allgood out here
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>>588559741
anyway the same lonely night alone on 4chan hbu?
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>>588559741
oh you smart fucking faggot
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Aucklander reporting in.
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hamfag reporting in, anyone else in the tron?
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Chch nobudz here.
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whk here
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has any invers reported in b4?
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>>588561879
you think this is a game?
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>>588559632
umad
>>588559792
yea its me
>>588559962
nope
>>588559970
no im not
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>>588562001
waht?
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>>588561879
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>>588561879
i dont think they have internet down there so probably not
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if you have transport and cash in the tron i can hook a nigga up
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Fuck NZ mate. Its people are enormous fags.
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Uncle helen here.
Time to get some beer.
Any recommendations?
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anyone keen to come picton
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>>588562346
nah we good cunts with internet. eveyone got it
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>>588562708
Only if you wear your hat while we have freaky buttsex and I gag you with your ex's piss-covered panties.
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>>588562179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJDi8RHAE8

mah nigga nate dogg
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>>588562874
na im fine im not a fag
>>588562899
fuck off cunt im white as shit im not some maoris dog friend
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Chch nobudz here.
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>>588562217
everytime that gif, i saved it but never used it.
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Queenstown reporting in
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>>588562688
whisky
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>>588564284
Nate loves horse cock
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>>588564690
sure sure
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>>588564542
why she false advertising liek diz
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howdy. what's everyone planning for new years?

anyone wanna go party bus mode and drive to some festival for NYE?
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>>588564821
i no wtf i mean i dont want her to be a crazy horse lady shes normal and thats hard to come by on dating groups
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i think i done it
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>>588563535
come on my dogg dont be like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn4Gy1QVg4Q
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>>588565907
na g no sports bro tonight
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>>588565599
Haha
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>>588566254
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>>588565599
Ask her what breed of horse she trains

If she asjs u, say u breed only Kasian
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiL6igsxFYo
rip nate you be missed my dogg
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>>588566312
>>588566569
she has to many dogs for my liking not friendly cool dude who was on here last night ones vicious ones she also has a kid and shes too picky for a FAT girl
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bump weres idbro
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why are ids even gone?
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nate here guys my new neighbors have a qt3 daughter
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>>588567598
He stopped posting here
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>>588568093
Take pic

How old is da visg
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>>588567598
Sunday mass

He's very Catholic
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Long shot, but Cambridge reporting in.
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>>588568780
Me to
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>>588568093
my dogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny39T46XQRo
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>>588568443
visg
>>588568942
nope im not black
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>>588568093
Show her your anteater dick.
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>>588568831
LOL no way. Up too? Do you usually live in Cambridge.
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Nate, hows ur phimosis
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no sports bro tonight?
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>>588569122
stop lying my dogg let yo real colours show
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Why no one post anymore?
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>>588567035
>friendly cool dude
ayy what up nate m8
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>>588570103
nope
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>>588570654
bro do u got a webcam
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>>588570898
yeah I do but my dog isnt with me. hes up north with the folks
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>>588571083
dude its ur dog
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Has anyone tasted dog meat
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>>588571209
yeah but im flatting atm m8 can't bring my dog with me

>>588571390
yeah i've taste his meat alright (;
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>>588571484
Hahaha holy shit
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>>588571484
how many pics do u got of him
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Guys, we gotta stop going on tiny cchat, it kills nz threwads
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>>588571708
no one goes there anyways...
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>>588571644
about 150
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>>588572377
were do u live north or south island
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>>588572671
upper hutt
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>>588572173
Are u kidding?

Weve been on there for the last four nights
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>>588572671
>>588572790
>upper hut


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>588572931
Yea like 5 people?

Who cares?
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>>588573002
u talkin shit about upper hutt?

yeah its pretty shitty
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Hey australians, i have a serious question for you.
Do you actually use kangaroos as a way of transportation?
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>>588573039
Way more than that

We ended up having only 1 or 2 nz threads
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>>588573234
Nah bro
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>>588573273
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no more tinychat guys tonight well maybe when u newfags are in bed but as soon as ids are back bam /b/
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there's a lot of us lurkers here
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Dis u guys end up finishing the movie?
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>>588573753
Nate

Tfw phimosis confirmed
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>>588573897
implying i listen to music XD good try thought
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>Idbro will never make threads again
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I meant the movie jak was streaming on tinycam
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who the f*ck is idbro?>>588574546
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>>588574669
Did u honestly just use an asterix to substitute the ltter "u"?

>f*ck
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no one at all from the tron?
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>>588574669
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>>588574669
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wadup signing in
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>>588574876
Yea bro hillcrest here?
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What cunts in Dunedin want ritalin? Not posting either
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>>588574855
f*ck off cunt
>>588574890
seems like a shitpost king (::
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>>588574669
He makes nz threads. Can't you read?
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>>588575121
R*fl
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>>588575192
He c*n re*d, d*nt be mea*
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Anyone study law at uni?
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>>588575643
if your the nelson law student shouldnt u be sucking ur dads cock
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>>588575643
i done commerce but flunked because i couldnt be bothered

>tfw
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>>588575056
ah, hillcrest, my tinny haus is in hillcrest, i'm in nawton
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>>588576230
We should meet up
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>>588575979
Not me
>>588576124
Commercial law?
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>>588576559
It was one of my majors yeah, but didnt make it past first year lol
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>>588576677
Oo damn, ive heard its pretty hard
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>>588576524
could do, meet up for what purpose?
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>>588576812
Na just busy sucking cock tbh
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>>588576831
Blojob
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>>588576831
Dont worry then
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Fuuuuuck. I have to wake up at 3am to drive from Whangarei to Auckland then catch a flight down to Christchurch. Then I have work from 12 to 8pm.
>seeing my family was not worth this.

>picture unrelated. I was teaching myself to weld
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>>588577180
K maybe just hangour
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>>588576926
disinfo, was busy playing vidya
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eh b0ss, can i habe de pusi pls?
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>>588576946
virginfag, so no thanks

>>588577180
just paranoid is all, don't fancy getting stabbed
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>>588576926
>>588575979
Same fag
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Anything new happened in these threads the past few weeks?
Haven't been on 4chan in a while
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>>588577331
No no you dont want too
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>>588577754
IDs went away. So did IDbro.
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>>588560595
Tron in!
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>>588578376
Oh okay, is it still a good thread or has it lost quality since?
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>>588577582
What colors your skin?
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>>588579021
white, you?
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>>588578917
ye boi, where you at
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>>588579012
We barely make it to a second thread.
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>>588579253
Brown
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Merry christmas from auckland
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>>588579313
should i be worried about getting stabbed? because i really don't want to be stabbed, unless its with a dick
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>>588579253
Real real white but i dont do drugs so im the one who should be paranoid
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>>588579311
Damn.
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weres omegle bro
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>>588579311
depends if i'm drunk or not.
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>>588580434
hiding
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>>588580434
been here from the beginning, eh b0ss
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>>588579621
since when do stoners stab people
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>>588580844
"oh shit sorry bro, i thought you were butter. i was gonna spread it. fuaaark"
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GUYS NATE HERE JUST FUCKED UP BIG TIME MESSAGED A GIRL ON NZSINGLE GROUP ON FACEBOOK SHE SAYS SHES MY EXES FRIEND ADELE I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING NO
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>>588581072
GO FOR IT STILL!!! you can do it
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>>588581162
no no shes nos she will tell adele and adele will still no im lonely but at the same time she is too
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>>588581852
fuck off. no one cares. take this shit to tumblr.
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any michael park fags?
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>>588582305
hey guys im a nobody who gets bullied whenever i try to speak up on /b/
>shut the fuck up newfriend
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>>588581852
You using "No" instead of "Know" is irritating the fuck out of me. Can you please fix?
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>>588582771
no sorry lol
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>>588582673
you can't even greentext properly. gtfo my /b/
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>>588583313
>your /b/
what, you're moot now are you?
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Anyone from far north? kerikeri/kaitaia etc?
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>>588583313
lel its not ur /b/ newfriend
lelelelel i no bro its /b/ ur cool its summer where proud
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>>588583584
Yeap, you're new
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>>588583584
>>588583922
newfags detected
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>>588584183
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Shut the fuck up, leave n8 alone

TALK SHIT GWT HIT


HURRAH
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>>588583584
>>588583922
Welcome, newfags
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>>588584514
Fuck up ill cut you
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>>588584458
Smh, better shut yo mouth before i shove my dick in it
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>>588583922
Fuck up, fucken fag asshole cunt faggot
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>>588584575
Try harder, mate
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>>588583707
Fucken kaitaia, wish i was there
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>>588584514
>>588584183
>>588584398
>>588582771
>>588582541
>>588582305
>THAT SAME FAG
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>>588584814
NGGGGGHHHHHHHHNNNNGHNNNNNNNNNNNNGHNNNN
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>>588584862
Fuck up n8, shit son
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>>588583922
Nate you're actually a newfag lol. You don't even know about "gtfo my /b/"?
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>>588585084
What is it?
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>>588584862
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New plymouth fag reporting.
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>>588585084
He's a retard, that's why
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>>588585173
2 minutes to respond aye
>mfw
>so much same fag
>>588584961
soz bro its all too confusing
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>>588584821
Why? its alright.

im moving back up that area next week
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>>588584862
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>>588585345
The new is just oozing out of you, mate. Just stop
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>>588585084
using forced memes
>cancer
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>>588585436
Ye ik, i really meant it when i said i was there rofl :p
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>>588585682
>forced memes
HAHAAHAH. just stop m8 before you embarrass yourself any further
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