Mommie said that you'd babysit me, anon. What do you wanna play?

tits or gtfo

>>588499943
monopoly and I get the car

everyone hates kids. They smell and they are useless

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It's All Your Asphalt

Is it wrong to get a boner over this

>>588499943
Lets play Doctor

i got to feel my 10 month old 2nd cousin this week, holy crap DAT FUCKING SKIN

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rate me /b/

>>588501529
>Also op is a fag

>>588499943
nice try FBI

>>588499943
CP ready!!!

.....Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut & Domino's pizza, called the USN, called McDonalds, called the Royal Navy, called Burger Chef, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Santa Claus, Montezuma, Bill gates, then Muppets, Mohamed VI, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

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>>588499943
Come daughter take a selfie with mommy and daddy

Doctor

>>588500923
Nope, welcome to /b/.

Y U no call Ghosbusters

What if we play your new console? Oh nvm shit network is down, should've bought a pc fucking whore.

>>588499943
i want to play Animal Crossing, fuck off

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>>588499943
You're fucked now, kid.

Cave explorer?

>>588499943
why the fuck is this here?

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>>588499943

Spidey is a pedo..always on these threads...Give it up spidey....You web of deceit is no more...I am Dissapoint

>>588499943
Hide the Salami

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>>588505120

>>588500675
>See this
>Take it home in bag
>Keep bag on top
>Run hot bath
>Put in bath for 10 minutes
>Take out of bath
>Have fun time
>Dump in the trash
>Go back to playing Minecraft
>Mom and dad comes home and wakes me up

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>>588505569

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>>588505569 kek

>>588499943
If they called me in to babysit, they must be desperate.

What games do you have?

>>588508232
She is 18 Right?

>>588508232
MOOOOOODS

>>588508232
looks 18 to me

>>588508775
Yeah, so it would be cool to go to the link huh

>>588508232
she has breasts. She's clearly legal.

Lets play sit down and shutup while the babysitter gets drunk and plays video games.

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>>588499943

>>588509327
wat u say?

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>>588499943
Yeah lemme just close the blinds first ok?

>>588509694
He is trying to be funny with his doubles.

I read the bible, please don't offend me

>>588499943
Lets play kick the little girl.

>>588510160
You already offended me by saying the b word.

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Strip poker

>>588502287
Newfag

>>588508908
Yeah it would be safe, You have had your flu shot right, That will keep you from getting viruses.

>>588508490
HEY, EVERYBODY! Let's find the fedora!
Oh wait here he is.

>>588511134
Newfag

>>588511134
not falling for that one m8

>>588511027
>Macs dont get viruses

Idk what you're gonna play, but im playin Mario on your nes

>>588502028
what the fuck is that real

>>588500545
Not useless they roast up really nice.

>>588506753
wew you recently on scream, bitch?

>>588508915
wut I miss?

>>588499943
ey bb u won sum fuk

>>588506753
castrating pedo's??
sauce, anyone?

>>588511801
Really?

>>588499943
This thread should be deleted, its just an excuse for a bunch of pedos to talk about there sick fantasies fucking scumbags MODS TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD

>>588512636
Learn to spell you piece of shit

>>588512897
autistic fag detected

>>588512897
This is 4chin tag

>>588512498
CP

>>588512579
Nah, Halal butcher shop.

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>>588513168

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>>588512897

>>588513519
I know, forgot where I was for a minute and started to care

>>588514167
You were having thoughts. That shit is not allowed here.

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>>588514167

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>>588499943
Prepare to get wrecked noob

>>588499943
Polo You classless little urchin.

>>588499943
It will be real fun. It is a game called stfu. It is played by you sitting there and saying nothing and every time you talk I slap you into next week.

REPORTED ...for no CP

>>588499943
Football, go long!

REPORTED REPORTED !!!!! For no CP

>>588501254
>>588501254
>>588501254
wtf is wrongt with you

REPORTED for WHAT THE FUCKING

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I want to play who's your daddy and what does he do.

The I'm I For to the Is don't love Have Love Have Have Don't Don't Have Don't Love Love Don't Have Don't Don't Love Get to the Change Eco and can ov can't to can't to the For I to The Can the to Cc to for I to The To I Can't to can to can't

>>588499943
She's hardly cute.
5/10
Would get ice cream and watch Disney with

>>588501254
This guy understands

>>588499943
Hide the weenie

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Legal non nude

>>588520558
10 years too old

>>588519920
Really?

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>>588518609

>>588499943
Super Smash Bros

>>588520726
Moar?

some mario cart

>>588520821
We can see the wedding ring fag. Unless your Alah, this ain't cheese

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERWHAT THE FUCK MAN THESE THREADS ARE DANGEROUS TO CHILDREN STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR YOUR EXIF DATA WILL BE COPIED AND PASTED STRAIGHT INTO THE MAIL BIN OF AN OFFCER I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER

>>588521073
Want to see my younger wives?

>>588499943
I wanna play boxing champion of the world. Get your gloves on.

>>588510570
You look about five and your eyes are really wide apart which is really unattractive, even if you try on 4chan you're gonna be a perma virgin forever top kek gg

>>588521351
Mods?

>>588521351
W-what

>>588521351
What's illegal?

>>588512142
Baby's first 4chan

Hide and seek

>>588499943
let's play a game called hide and go anal

>>588521545
I don't even know anymore

>>588499943
It os areal fun game called "Is there really a God. Grab that electrical outlet.

>>588499943
play with what? you aint got no titties grill. get da fuck outta here wit dat

>>588499943
hide the sausage

>>588506753
what fuck is this? other than the obvious??

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Legal non nude

Reported again for false advertisement...no delivery babe.

>>588522487
Could totally be construed as CP.

>>588521712
This pic looks like heaven. A big bong a big titted gook whore and a hot bath while she washes my back.

>>588522613
Holy shit your an idiot

>>588522613
>construed as CP
Well, gee, you really think so? I don't think that picture is sexual at all.

Contra. We're playing some fucking Contra.

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>>588523068
I agree

>>588522613
Really?

>>588523311
Meta af

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>>588522368
guy getting dick cut off while a cute brunette enjoys a tasty bottle of Bordeaux.

>>588522732
ugly also check my dubs

>>588523311
Fucking HOT!

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Nothing on this page is blatant cheese. Good legal clean fun

>>588523715
Again. Too fucking old, by like 10 years

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>>588523654

>>588523715
Right has a wedding ring

>>588501832
died at "called pizza hut"

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>>588523715
You never see more of the one on the left, except a few shots with the one on the right.

Too bad she didn't do selfies herself.. as in alone.

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>>588523917
I'd get banned again

>>588524361
Beauty

>>588524397
getting banned is part of life

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Clean legal fun

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>>588524357

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>>588524771

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>>588524771
>>588524357
>>588523715

>>588524397
happiest dude ever. (in the tub)

>>588524736
Fucking grandma

>>588523559
Most people wouldn't know the difference between a Burgundy bottle and a Bordeaux bottle.

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>>588524707
How do u get unbanned. Other than another location.

>>588501529
Sexy bioch/10

>>588500524
Bag of Money is back bitch!

About 8 years ago I was hyped as fuck over catching a glimpse at the illusive CP.

Then someone snuck in a thread.

The girl must've been around 8. Her pussy and ass were on full display in the first pic. In the second she was sucking a dick. It was a gif.

Not my cup of tea but still fapped to it lol.

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>>588523715

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Think real hard before YOU post.

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>>588525109
appeal, or change ip if using dynamic ip

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>>588525204
Did u feel guilty or paranoid

>>588525311
cyber command < Lizard Squad

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>>588525311
I'm thinking about you sucking multiple nigger dicks, as you usually do.
>Actually making me sick
Go suck nigger dicks somewhere else, please.

thanks, nigger dick sucker.

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>>588525361
I'd have so much more fun

hide the banana

>>588525311
GO COBBOS!!

>>588525428
I didn't save the pics so not paranoid, though fapping did feel weird. Not so much guilt.. just weird.

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>>588525204

>>588525831
missed opportunity

>>588525831
Why? Cuz she was 8 and not 3? 8 is kinda old

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>>588525831
How was ur nut. Harder than usual . Like a taboo hard on

>>588526127
i think 12 is appropriate

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>>588522247

>>588525311
Cyber command could care less about cp they are too busy hacking North Korea. And Iran And Russia. And germany And,,,,,,,

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>>588526046

>>588524736
I've got the AZN Persuasion bad! This a a real "Hottie". I only fuck AZN girls, because they are seXXXy, slim and will try anything I want us to do.

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>>588526560

>>588526454
Appropriate to drop and find someone 10 years younger?

Gay.

>>588526813
Mods..?

>>588524397
why is that nigga still got his clothes on beanie and everything?

*unzips dick*

>>588526532
Lately it's been homeland security busting people. I've noticed it's only the people that share cheese online that get busted

>>588526815
mangoes accumulate more juice over time even though still green

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>>588525831
cp is not "nice"
>Little kids
>don't even know wtf they are doing
>no curves, no good stuff, just skin and bones below 13, usually
>Teens are normal dude. Girls, on average are fully sexually and physical matured at 15 years. This is fact, this is biology.
They know what they're doing because from the moment those little nuggets started sprouting under their shirts they've been noticing the effect it has on men, boys, even other girls. Their mind is working 24/7 to figure out what they can do with them and what they can get. Its biology. Its science.

Though there has been research to support your temporary fetish as well.
Just not my thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rind_et_al._controversy

>>588510810
> getting a boner over a kid makes you a newfag
9gag is that-a-way.

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>>588526757

>>588526127
It honestly just wasn't attractive. There was no defining features.. just two smooth holes. My mind didn't register it as sexual. Though the blowjob was hot enough to fap to.

I'm not sure but I think I even saw the same blowjob traced as a drawing animation in a loli thread years later. I would've saved that but I never thought this story would be worth telling. But in those days CP was a running gag that would be occasionally posted.

>>588526094
Jail is scary

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>>588526539
Girl is well over legal age and that pic is part of a set (she's a pic porn star).

>>588527048
No legit legal fb Anna Shultz penn. Small. Nips aren't always indicator

Kik underthesunnn

>>588527422
Probably legal. She does look 16-17 as far as her body goes but her face makes me feel like shes just one of those girls that looks younger.

>>588526270
Yeah taboo hard is a good way to describe it

QTPQVr here

>>588527740
Alright, reassuring

>>588527422
def not

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>>588527422
Looks 18 to me.
Could be older.
>Flat chested legal age girl is flat chested

>>588518370
Magen Medlin..?

>>588527537
Moar?

>>588527434
Doesn't exist

>>588515292

this

>>588499943
You look about five and your eyes are really wide apart which is really unattractive, even if you try on 4chan you're gonna be a perma virgin forever top kek gg

>>588518863
>adios a todos

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>>588527266
Speaking from experience, I was taught how to give cunnilingus from a five year old girl when I was four years old so I know for a fact that some girls are not only ready for it at a young age. They beg for it! Even my sister was masturbating since she was 2 years old. The only thing that turned her off sex was my extremely religious family. Fuck Religious fags who want to outlaw anything sexually exciting!

I play a game about getting two of the same number together and asking anons to check 'em.

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>>588499943
Well... let's see.. uhm.. do you have a copy of Battle Toads around?

>>588518863

hahaha dumb bitch

em
check