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Could you guys please gently turn him down for me?

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Could you guys please gently turn him down for me?
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Just say adios fag
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>>588499599
"I cant bro. You see, i didnt want to tell you but........im dying. No bro dont worry there is an experimental drug that i can try. Just send me your prayers. And have fun"
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>>588499599
What have you done?
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>>588499599
Say "Hey man I hate to do this but I actually take it in the asshole from 4-5 black guys every week. I'm sorry, but I don't think you can stack up."
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>his name is avi

Wow.
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Sry gotta watch anhero.Avi video
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>>588499599
So which one are you?
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>>588501981
I'm Heidi.
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>>588502205
Is this your first threesome?
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>>588502205
I'm *nigger*.
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>>588502205
And why would you post this kids number on 4chan? On /b/?
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>>588502928
I need a king soul to turn him down without hurting his feelings.
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>>588503190
A kind soul on /b/? Are you insane? You're lucky he didn't give out your number in retaliation
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>>588503413
You're not catching my drift, bro.
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>>588503687
So you're admitting to wanting his ass flamed. What did he do to you?
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>>588504026
He took my virginity
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>>588504026
yeah. OP sounds like a real douchebag
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>>588504196
Lol wat?
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>>588504291
True. Fuck you OP. I'm going to have some fun with that number.
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>>588504196
This dude is white as shit. How did he take your v-card
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>>588503190
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>>588504544
post screenshots pl0x
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>>588504639
Kek
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Wait, so you don't want to talk to him because he took your virginity. What are you trying to claim? That he raped you or that you used him for sex?
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>>588504721
Oh this is good. Just bump and wait.
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bumpin
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>>588499599
What school do you go to?
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Show us your tits with time stamp or gtfo
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>>588505267
i'm in college
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>>588505352
NAOW
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>>588505427
which
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>hide jew posts etc
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>>588505614
University of North Korea
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Call kid... ask him to post her name and number ??? Profit
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>>588504721
>>588504544
Did gon b gd
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>>588505352
cock or gtfo
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>>588505832
somewhere in New Jersey. I'm guessing since you are here, you are too fucking dumb to go to princeton. I'd guess Thomas Edison State College
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>>588506595
Close but no cigar
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>>588506595
Judging from the number, South Jersey. Atlantic Cape Community College or Richard Stockton College? Or whatever other college in South Jersey.
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>>588499599
>>588506890
Guy texting him here. He'll be heading to the library to meet you shortly. Or somewhere of the likes.
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>>588507250
oshit

post proof
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>>588507357
k hold on let me get on here on my phone
bump
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>>588507480
i can always rely on my good friends on /b/ to help me out
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>>588507480
Bumping tis anon!
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>>588507480
Find out if he has nudes of OP
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How old are you OP. I'm going to guess 20.
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>>588508107
21. Close.
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>>588508437
post the whole convo
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>>588508437
he's hooked
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texter here bumping
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get in here fags
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>>588508437
>where's you're fucking place
>you're
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>>588509132
nice meme
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>>588509244
Nice dubs
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First the first one I posted, then this
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bumpity
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bump, but i bet op told him
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>>588509519
Nice pic
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This sucks. Girls are terrible at everything.
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>>588502205
tits or piss off
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>>588510211
cock or piss off
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OP whats your favorite animal
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OP here. Mfw I'm none of those people and purposely manipulated you into texting a poor old sap. Have some fuckin' fun.
Wolf
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bumps
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>>588510318
I'll fucking do it, you deliver, and I'll fucking do it too. I'm not scared. Plus Heidi is a hot fucking name, I'd love to show my dick.
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>>588510664
ok well still works for me
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>>588499599
tell him yoo aint wawnt tuh pwwwooosie and to go away.
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send him a picture of your cock
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niggers
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>>588511465
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>>588499599
You are a selfish cunt and cant do it yourself, I do like a good troll and shit but this guy looks like he just wants some fucking friends and he defiantly wont stream himself hanging so I texted him and told him.
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>>588512167
>defiantly
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>>588512167
Honestly, this comes from the very bottom of my heart. This is the guy texting him. FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE WHITE NIGHT FAGGOT. GO BACK HOME AND SAVE SOME OTHER GIRL ASSHOLE.
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Send him a picture of "Josh's" cock and tell Avi you'll be sucking on him tonight.
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>>588512167
Go to bed faggot
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you fucking idiot
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bump for good troll
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I'm gonna have fun with that number
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>>588513994
almost got him to tell me his address. hold off
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Avi needs more friends
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>>588509589
>first answer my question
>low intelligence+ social issues =me
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>>588514405
PREPARE THY ANUS
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Threads gonna 404 we gotta post some trolls.
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>>588514542
>exactly
>loving this

I'm not even doing a good job. I don't come off as a drunk girl at all. But its working
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bump it
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>>588512167
Wow today OP definitely wasn't the faggot
Please please please an hero
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>>588514779
OP here. I know all of these people, unfortunately. I can give any info needed.
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>>588514779
I fucking love you for this
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Cool.
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>>588515155
hes almost hooked. so close. then pizzas.
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>>588514779
Great work, based anon.
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>>588514779
Cus he's fucking autistic not even the good kind
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>>588515400
Based anon here. Thanks nigga.
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>>588515280
Winrar
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>>588515332
Tell him to answer door naked
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>>588515280
Now we find her nudes
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>>588515280
We have a winner
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>>588515280
Holy shit a fucking cunt slut!
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>>588514405
Oh my fucking shit
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Avi has stopped responding. Hopefully he is preparing himself. Address is close. Bump it.
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bumpy
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>>588516202
Didn't that guy say he snitched?
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>>588514405
Are you gonna kill Avi
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>>588516343
hopefully he isnt just reading that now
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>>588516202
Bumping for address. Dis gun be good.
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Also cool
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>>588516360
He's fucking dead /b/ro. No I live in Chicago. I dont even know anything about trenton. all googling.
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>>588516343
What a fucking cunt
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>>588515280
Find what we can on the whore and message it to get family.
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>>588514405
great. when you arrive be sure to have your pants lose im so ready to suck that cock
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>>588516682
If you actually go there,post pics
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>>588516595
the face of autism
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Still no response /b/ros. I think this cancer got us again.>>588512167
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>>588517205
What do you not understand about "I live in Chicago"?
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>>588517236
That fucking idiot ruined it .....
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bump it pls
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>>588516595
Fucking add the little autistic fuck
>ten years later
>fat "gamer" chick wife ugly awkward kid
>circleoflife.mp3
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>>588517514
No doubt fucking kid
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I got nudes of this one, but I forget if she was underaged or not. Was gonna date her, but got majorly cockblocked.
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>>588517797
OP here.
I might know you.
Who be you?
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>>588517797
looks like you dodged a bullet
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>>588499599
OP fuck you I'm going to get your number from him and post that shit on here. Fuck you bitch
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>>588517963
lets do this Wheel of Fortune style.

S_____

Now Spin!
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>>588517236
That flag ruined everything. He's like my roommate. Interrupts orgasm.
>blueballs
No fucking apology either just "you should've answered the door
>bitch I was in da pussy
>in da pussy
>tfw should've just raped and killed
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>>588518230
Read the thread, tard.
I'm not actually any of them.
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>>588518378
Steve.
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>>588518230
that would be an interesting chain of events. please wait until i have his address.

Or, OP, do you have his address? Straight to pizzas? I could blackmail him
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>>588518508
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>>588518378
Whole point of site = anonymity
Lets femanon demand name and gives
Gtfo ur not one of us
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>>588518546
I don't.
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Yeah he isnt responding now so i guess its fucked.
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>>588518378
I'm a good friend of Dawn. I'll find you.
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>>588519089
It's ok /b/ro you dun good consequences will remain as they are.
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>>588518860
oh?
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>>588519089
send him a pic of what could be your tits.
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>>588519270
Thanks mane.

>>588519336
hmmmm if he knows tho it probably wont work
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>>588515280
EWWW A WHALE
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>>588519296
>Be 17
>Be beta bitch
>name starts with wheel of faggot
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Anyone around earlier today when that guy got triple winrar in the mailbox stuffing thread? That was me. Text guy. I'm on today
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>>588515280
OP IS GOING TI GET FUCKING REKTD
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS PLEASE.
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5125743047
Kid is a fucking faggot. Dating my ex. Fuck with if you want or whatever
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>>588520164
mmmk
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>>588520164
Name?
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>>588518776
Kind of a simple name, bro. I just guessed based on the length of the Underscores. But if OP knows you and they're mad, may wanna run. Or not. Fuck 'em, OP's a fag anyway.
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>>588520474
>Update
Fabian
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>>588520295
This guy was first don't boof it guys
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guess we are dropping shit now

3168418567
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Alright I figure Avi isn't going to respond so I'm going to go for shock value.

>>588520980
me again
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>>588521048
No you're going to ruin the threat fag
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>>588521210
Okay glad it's you gl broski
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>>588521255
im sorry
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>>588517797
come on pie just post them
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>>588521474
Is ok just don't want the thread to get out of hand trollfags are surely going to try to ruin it again already
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Any requests?
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>>588521592
Oh god lmfao
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>>588521592
>>588521690
My hand pic btw.
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>>588499599
You look about five and your eyes are really wide apart which is really unattractive, even if you try on 4chan you're gonna be a perma virgin forever top kek gg
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>>588520658
you're a little off. She doesn't know me directly.
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>>588521672
did you just accept my apology? On /b/?
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>>588521690
Nut on floor send pick and say "you aren't going to be a cis scumbag like he was are you? Winky fucking face
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OP here
what do?
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>>588521959
I remember playing a spongebob game for pc and one of the missions was to grab hold of the hooks then let go before they pull you out of the water was awesome at the time
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>>588522293

Send dick pics.
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>>588522293
i thought op was heidi...?
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tip to anyone thinking of trolling these faggots. Use Textplus or another texting app where you get another number
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>>588522293
Send her "You should text Avi. I heard that he was just diagnosed with terminal cancer.
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>>588522461
Nope
I'm none of them
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>>588522293
Tell her that avi is looking for her
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>>588522523
Bumpity
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>>588522496
Sometimes these apps change numbers or inform the other person you're using an app
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/b/ros. Textfag here. What do I send him next. Give me some good but not illegal shit.
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>>588522574
how come you have the groups chatlog? shit's confusing now
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>>588522574
so heidi avi and jensen are just 3 people you know? also dick heidi, she cute
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>>588522742
I use text plus and it doesnt inform shit
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>>588522846
Because I can be anywhere, at anytime.
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>>588522036
I do what I want
Sometimes I wanna call pplz fegs sometimes I'm all "/b/ro we don't need an hero today it's ok
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>>588522225
>>588522825
Do this one! Will lolz include kill pics
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Personal fucking army.
Go die motherfuckers
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>>588522523
FUCKING DO IT
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>>588523333
Waste of quads. Eat shit quad waster
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>>588523324
takes me too long to get off

>>588523333
I would congradulate you on your quads but you are just too fucking summer
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I'm ayy lmaoing the shit out of this faggot
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>>588523700
again, this place is so fucking summer
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>>588523832
Its fucking winter retard
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>>588523832
Southern hemisphere summer the worst kind, br br br
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>>588523966
Being so goddamn new.
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>>588523966
holy fuck you're new
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so is jakki valentino a trap with decent tits or just a really mannish girl? i genuinely can't tell
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>>588523614
I bet you motherfuckers some shitty sad teens.
What you're doing isn't funny.
You're playing OP's fucking hate game.
Losers.
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>>588524333
again, i'd appreciate the trips, but this is just too fucking new. suddenly ITT june came
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>>588524333
>On /b/
>calling people losers
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>>588524546
same fags 200 posts 40 posters
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>>588524333
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>>588524853
41 idiot
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>>588524853
>implying participating in a thread is frowned upon
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>>588524333
We are playing our own hate game we could give a fuck about op OP is a fucking fag
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Avi sounds like a Jew name. Take it to him.
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>>588525171
He is a devout Jew. Actual name is Avraham or some shit.
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>>588524176
>>588524198
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>>588525246
Send this, textfag.
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>>588524312
jus' sayin i would suck her dick for hours just to stick my dick between those tits for 10 minutes, real talk
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Alright you summerfags fine, lets just assume everything you are saying is true. Thats great. I hope you guys feel good about yourselves. Now go jack it to cartoons. Congrats
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>>588525246
I never lol
I lold
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Send it
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>>588525450
She's decent at best if I'm drunk
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>>588525420
Sindet
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>>588525636
mannish face, but them tits tho
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>>588525420
>webm
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>>588525402
Newfriend. Please stream it.
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>>588525763
i would mount those puppies on my wall
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>>588525511
sent
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>this fucking thread
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>>588525452
"look at me ive been on this shitty website longer than some other people and that gives me the right to complain about the good ol days"
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>>588525452
>being on /b/
>feeling good about yourself
Pick one
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>>588525763
Sorry bro you need more time with the bewbs though judging from fat+ way sits in bra decent bewbs at best 6/10 but 5/10 cus face
>would fuck
But
>has sex with hand frequently
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>>588526317
thanks m8

>>588526455
exactly. idiot
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>>588525246

Oh my
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>>588526587
>exactly
>idiot
Pick one
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>>588526909
nice meme. you just won le interwebz duel
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>>588527025
>nice
>meme
Pick one. In all seriousness, though. Pick one.
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>>588527527
fuck are you seriously 12
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>>588499599
There
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This thread is gonna 404 we need some nudes of Heidi or some pics of avi getting it in the ass
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>>588528767
just let it die
i'd rather not have my identity compromised
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>>588520150
Done
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>>588529438
now we gotta keep this alive.
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>>588530106


>>588520150

4archive.org/b/thread/588499599
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>>588530395
how do you archive threads
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>>588530519
Google it. But just go to 4archive.org
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