Dear /b/, why did you choose to be gay?

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>>588376326
You think being gay is a choice.
Okay, OP. Go ahead, be gay. It's a choice, right?
Wrong. When you try to be gay, you can't, because you're genetically predisposed to be straight. It's the same with gays.
Just thought you should know.

>>588376326
Being gays can't get pregnant

>>588376577
I chose to live the way God wants us to live, straight. Gays chose to live the way satan wants them to live and they will burn in hell for that.

>>588377016
I'm gay, and I don't believe in Satan. How do you explain this?

>>588376326

I'm not, you're a stupid fuck for assuming. Just because you hate the cock doesn't mean I do.

>>588377498
You are being processed by satan, he makes you think you don't believe in him, while in fact you do.

>>588378068
No. Satan does not exist. Where the fuck does Satan live? What does he look like? How do you KNOW FOR SURE that he exists? Saying you read it in the Bible does not count as proof.

>>588376326
I didn't choose to be gay.. I knew I was gay in the high school locker room. So many dicks..so many secrets.

>>588378377
I know because God told me. I speak to him every day in my prayers and he answers me. You should try praying too and God will show you the light.

>>588379024
I don't believe in God. How could God speak to you? How do you know that it's God, and not an imposter?

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This is now a thread about knights. What knight are you, /b/?

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>>588376326
I didn't choose the gay life, the gay life chose me.

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>>588379249
I just know it's God. If you pray too I am sure He will answer and then you will know what it is like to speak with God.

>>588379332
I don't need any knights, God is my sword and my shield.

>>588379630
Suck my dick I fucking wanted 0 I'm hype never gotten this one. Father prepare the bitches!

>>588379734
who is god, can you explain in detail for me

>>588379332
roll for pimp knight

>>588380414
God is everywhere and everything. God is your creator. God is our Lord and Savior.

>>588380863
how does he operate.

And also, who created God?

>>588380863
So god is my penis and at the same time a vagina?

I'm not gay but I'm a zoophile. Am I going to hell?

>>588379024

And this kids, is why you shouldn't do LSD.

>>588381053
God works in mysterious ways.
Also God isn't created, he just exists.

>>588381107
Yes, but you can still be saved. Pray every day and go to church, God will forgive you.

>>588381164
I don't do drugs, God is the only one I need to experience joy.

>>588381698
can I still fuck my dog?

>>588381698
So god isn't my penis and also a vagina at the same time?

>>588380863
I assume your trolling. If not, what denomination are you?

>>588376326
You just chose to be gay by choosing to be OP.

>>588381698
>God isn't created, he just exists.

That's not scientifically possible though.

>>588381983
He does in OP's mind though.

>>588380639
Nigga you an axe knight

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>>588376326
It's almost 2015 and people still honestly think that you can choose what gives you a boner? Not really sure if bait or genuinely retarded.

>>588381983
Sure it is if God exists partly outside the universe and, thus, is not fully affected NY the laws of physics

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>>588382237
It's bait, and YOU are genuinely retarded for not being able to tell the difference.

>>588382237
OP is REAL faggot, not the gays

>>588381698

Dude I also believe in God but you sound stupid as fuck.

so i can have your divine ass OP

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>>588376577

Eh, please point us in the direction of this gay gene you speaking about.

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Because Vag is Fucking disgusting.
Trust me, I tried several times.
Nope.

>>588382276
Then how can God influence our lives if he is so fuckin far away

Why is he allowed to decide who can marry who when he isn't even in our solar system

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>>588382503
>not researching
>literally thinking gay is a choice

>>588382237
Of course you can. /b/ is living proof. Many did not fap to hire, vote, furry, etc. B/4 coming here. Sexuality is imprinted at a young age but it can be expanded by jerking off to other porns. The brain will make the connection from physical sexual stimulation and imagery for you.

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>>588376326

Look at some one who prays constantly and loves the lord more than himself. Please continue to love him. BUT DO NOT FORCE RELIGON UPON OTHERS. IT'S THE REASON ATHIESTS AND OTHERS HATE US. Now that being said do not cause problems. Get others to join through good deeeds. Not through force.

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>>588376326
so i could fap to bailey

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>>588382757
you're a good person, anon

>>588381791
Yes. In most middle eastern religions, it is generally acceptable to fornicate with domesticated animals.

>>588381791
HEAVENS, NO

>>588381925

New England Evangelical Baptist Fellowship

>>588381940
That makes no sense.

>>588381983
But how do you know science is correct? Satan uses ''science'' as an excuse to spread lies.

>>588383001
so you're a fundie?

>>588383001
>But how do you know science is correct? Satan uses ''science'' as an excuse to spread lies.
That is a bullshit excuse. Science isn't the devil's work. It's HUMAN work, that humans in this world work on, through research and inventions.

>>588382562
Marriage, in the legal sense, is an institution of nan- God doesn't care about that. Unfortunately the state is not separate from the church because clergycan write legal documents ( marriage certs) which in turn forces clergy to marry gays which is why Christians are opposed. I'm a Christian and I favor eliminating marriage as a legal institution and leaving it to church's entirely

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>>588382681

Lol, the more faggots push the fallacy that homosexuality is genetic, the greater the argument for paedos and psychopaths to be accepted by society grows. Well done.

>>588382740
Found out I was bisexual before even discovering the internet. Nice try though.

>>588383252
>eliminating marriage as a legal institution and leaving it to church's entirely
Except then there ends up shitty laws that decide dumb things like, no gay marriage. That's so fucking stupid anyway. Why do you guys care so much about who gets married? It's not YOUR marriage.

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Television

>>588382757
Christians should only teach those that seek us out. We should witness but, if no one believes, we should just leave. No reason to fight the heathen; better to be happy amongst brethren

>>588383362
Comparing relations between two grown consenting adults to fucking children. Congratulations, you are potato.

>>588383389
You're not a ''bisexual'' you're a gay in denial.
I will pray for God to have mercy on your soul.

>>588383693
I keked

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>>588379024
almost 2015... still being this stupid

>>588383702
Does that mercy including burning in hell for refusing to worship a mass murderer?

>>588383001
>New England Baptist Fellowship

Okay. Makes sense. I converted to Evangelicalism but, over time, realized there were very corrupt aspects. Are you Zionist? If you believe in that stuff you've been corrupted by Satan.

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>>588376326
Because i just got my first blowjob from a guy and it was the best ive ever hard

>>588383702
Do you even know what bisexual means. Why do you care about other people's sexualities so much? DON'T YOU HAVE A FAMILY/KIDS/JOB TO WORRY ABOUT?

My liberal Jewish professor told me it was okay.

>>588376326
cause dick is the best

>>588383972
almost 2015... still being one of 99% of humanity that is doomed to burn in eternal fire. Gay, white, doesn't matter, both will burn.

>>588384350
Why do you care about peoples' sexualities. Go to work, kiss your girlfriend, love your kids, etc. THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE

>>588383562
Cause our church's started the institution. Go make your own commitment and call it something else

>>588383702
I have literally fucked both men and women you imbecile.

No woman wanted me, it was the logical course of action.

>>588384641
But why do you care so much? I mean, just let God take care of it. You can go care about your kids/job/etc instead.

>>588384517
yes, things like worshipping God. If you have time to work, kiss, and have kids, then you aren't saving enough for God, and will face the same as everyone else. Good riddance, poser.

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>>588383693

The stupidest of cunts on /b/. That sexual orientation is merely what you sexually attracted to and doesn't compel you to fuck. But who cares, everyone straight knows faggots are mentally ill, just like paedophiles and psychopaths.

>>588377016
Go and actually read your bible for once. Then rethink what you've just written here.

>>588384641
Toplol, you a Roman?

>>588384889
>If you have time to work, kiss, and have kids, then you aren't saving enough for God
that's fucking stupid
You're just shitposting now

>>588384517
Specifically, that you find Christ. No one can stop their sin, thus, its stupid for Christians to argue about it. The only way to be saved is conversion; were all sinners, just counsel people to the love of christ

>>588383001
>That makes no sense.

OP is always a faggot. Lurk moar.

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>>588385024

We did. Faggots must die.

>>588385217
then kill faggots. I mean, it's THAT easy, right? If the cops arrest you, tell them God sent you, they'll understand

>>588384851
Why do you care so much? Why isn't domestic partnership good enough for c you. You're being disingenuous; obviously the name matters or you'd leave our institution alone

>>588385024
I have read the bible multiple times, I think you are the one who doesn't understand the holy bible.

>>588384350
honestly, if god was real he would be such a vile person that i´d rather go to hell than ever have to see his revolting face
especially if heaven was filled with people like you

>>588385403
Because it's stupid to deny marriage rights to someone based on their sexuality. You're obsessing, and I think you need to pray to God more

>>588385352
VI: Thou shalt not kill

I'm not going to kill fags, they should kill themselves, they're sinners anyway.

>>588385217
Kill yourself then.

>>588385555
Nice quads

>>588385352

Nah, not allowed to exact judgment and not the death you thinking about.

>>588385555
Hence my suggestion we eliminate marriage as a legal institution.

>>588385555
quads have spoken
praise the quads

>>588385683
Okay. They'll kill themselves then. So, stop worrying. Because they've got it taken care of. You can go home now, and stop worrying. Because they'll kill themselves. You have no excuse now, just sit back and relax (and stop fucking arguing about it)

>>588385683
Imploring someone to kill themselves is still murder. Jesus said that anyone who has hate in their heart is still a murderer. Educate yourself nigger.

>>588385462
You have absolutely zero understanding of what God is. Perhaps you've heard of "Mount Stupid"

>>588385847
^this

>>588386147
I know, but Mr. Gay atheist didn't like that answer

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>>588385555
This is now a GET thread.

Sorry, OP. But you're kind of in the dark about your whole gay-hate. Everyone in here is getting FREE GETS

>>588386372
check em B)

>>588386000
trips here. get your free trips here

>>588385923
I still see fags, they're not all burning in hell yet, you have failed.

>>588386000
Jesus also hates fags
Also why do you use the word ''Nigger'' offensively?
Don't you know about love thy neighbor?

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>>588386499
DOUBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why isnt this a spiderman thread yet?

>>588386597
>I still see fags, they're not all burning in hell yet, you have failed.
You're just trying too hard now to be homophobic. Stop caring about who loves who, and PLEASE, get on with your life

>>588385436
And nothing seemed a little off when compared to scientific discoveries?

>>588386681
this is a GET thread, good sir

POE'S LAW IN EFFECT EVERYBODY!

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check em

>>588386845
^Pretty much this. I'm out.

>>588386770
I can't get on with my life with all these fags ruining my life.

>>588386803
I'll quote myself here:
''But how do you know science is correct? Satan uses ''science'' as an excuse to spread lies.''

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>>588386977
the dubs are real

>>588387105
>''But how do you know science is correct? Satan uses ''science'' as an excuse to spread lies.''
this is now a shitpost thread

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>>588387111
TRIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>588387111
trips trippin

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>>588387111
DEM TRIPS ARE REAL

>>588382925
nope you can actually get executed in some middle countries if they catch you

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>>588386770

no problem who loves who. David and Jonathan loved each other deeply. just can't fuck each other.

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>>588387178
I'm so fresh you can check these nuts

>>588387105
>''But how do you know science is correct? Satan uses ''science'' as an excuse to spread lies.''

But how do you know God is real?
Science is what actually exists and is testable. Sure there are theories, which a lot of Christians have problems with, but they're all backed by lots of good evidence.

How do you deal with all the inconsistencies of your holy book?

>>588387771
>just can't fuck each other

But why? Why? It's SEX! What's so bad about that? It's not like you're forced to watch it or anything

>>588387841
http://www.wsj.com/articles/eric-metaxas-science-increasingly-makes-the-case-for-god-1419544568

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>>588387778
SUBLIMINAL TRIPS

>>588388352
they are evolving

>>588387948
It spreads disease, causes rectal damage, and diminishes the drive to procreate, all of which are bad for our species but, then, you fags don't care about anyone except yourselves

>>588387948

We don't make the rules dude.

>>588387681
nope you can actually get executed in some middle eastern* countries if they catch you

>>588387841
There aren't any inconsistencies for those that know God but we won't explain to you because Christ specifically says not to argue scripture with a heathen

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>>588376326
CHECK EM

>>588377016
god is an unreal boring selfish asshole.
not even Satan believes hes real

>>588377826
>OP
> hate the cock

That's not how OP works

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>>588389332
Excuse me, sir
Check THESE!

>>588389385
You have zero understanding of what God is

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>>588389500
DOUBLES ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION THREAD-GOES, THERE HAS BEEN A DUBS IN THE PREMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CHECK OUT THESE MOTHER FUCKING DUBS

>>588389901
this

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>>588389998
subliminal trips
>999
I can fuckin SEE EM
*checked*

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>>588383620
Thank you. I just rather not have a bunch of hatred towards us.

>>588389004
There are more than enough people around already... we would be far better off with half as many or less.
The part about rectal damage is not necessarily true. You just have to be careful, take things slowly and lube up.
And anal does not spread STIs much more than regular sex if proper protection is used.

gays are just brainwashed brats that watched too much mtv and shit like that or get raped as kids, that "you born gay" thing is absolute bullshit.

>>588390782
On what basis are you making that claim?
A guess? Intuition?

>>588390997
Wishful thinking.

>>588390593
>far better off with half as much

Your callous disregard for human life is why we call you evil. Every single one if that "half" is a person with hopes, dreams, and memories. How dare you callously say the world would be better off without them.

And yet, I still love you thanks to my love of God. I'll call out your evil for what it is but I forgive you and understand. After all, without Christ, there is no way for youto learn your errors

>>588389202
>aren't any inconsistencies

Except these, of course:

http://infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/inconsistencies.html

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>>588390997
/b/ is living proof. How many /b/yards admit they never masturbated to gore, core or furry before coming here. Sexual attraction is learned (and, also, imprintedat a very young age) It also can be broadened. Gays and straights easily go "bi" but rarely change orientation completely

>>588391382
Except, of course, there aren't. You're reading it wrong

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introducing....

>>588391923
I really, really like that picture

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>mfw newfags can't recognize stale copypasta.

OP is baiting faggots. stop replying and being this mad.

Also all you edgy faggots that get an erection from debating christians should just kill yourselves.

Nobody cares here. I am an atheist and I couldn't give a shit about what you believe.

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>>588392113
>11
SUBLIMINAL DUBS

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>>588392316
>Caring THIS much about who loves who

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>>588392316
Don't you have a girlfriend to tend to?

>>588391215
I am not trying to propose the execution of half the people on the planet. But we are running out of natural ressources. Our planet can only offer steady support for so many people.
All i am saying is that we dont need even more in the future. And that it is for the good of future generations if we have less offspring now.
Nice strawman btw...

>>588391576
>look he knows the truth
>lets call him crazy

keep enjoying your broken anus and aids, faggot son of a bitch.

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>>588392599
*****DUBS SPOTTED*****
ATTENTION THREAD MEMEBERS
DUBS SPOTTED ON THE PREMISE
REPEAT, DUBS SPOTTED

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>>588392745
>gays are just brainwashed brats that watched too much mtv and shit like that or get raped as kids, that "you born gay" thing is absolute bullshit.
>">look he knows the truth"
>">lets call him crazy"
just fucking give up, dude

>>588376326
in all honesty, if being gay is accepted, as it is today, gay gene won't be passed on to the next generation, which would result in fewer and fewer gays, right?
That is, if being gay is a choice.

>plz prove me wrong