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MERRY JIZZMAS!!!! I have returned. As you can see, the oldest

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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MERRY JIZZMAS!!!!
I have returned.
As you can see, the oldest bottle has taken a turn for the worse. I opened it to fill those holy-water bottles with a syringe. Fresh air must've fucked it all up.

Anyhow, I made an experimental noisey soundcollage microcassette. That comes with a little holy water bottle of my cum (from bottle #1).
Limited to 6 copies.

I have no idea how I'll get these in your hands, but.... anyway. They exist and are for you.

Also, I don't know if I will be able to keep going on this whole thing. My living situation intensifies in it's complication. I'll do what I can though.
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First
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>>588183506
FUCK YEA HELLO
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first
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the time is now
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>>588183506
Toasting in epic bread
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hi
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>>588183506

WELCOME JIZZUS
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>>588183506
bullshit
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>>588183617
Getting first in the return of Jizzus
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>>588183622
DUBS CONFIRM
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In legendary thread
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>>588183506
niceee
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>>588183506
HE IS RISEN
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>>588183506
Hail Jizzus
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>>588183711
DUBS FUCK YA
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Jesus Christ.
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here we go again
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>>588183506
PRAISE JIZZUS!
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>>588183506
YES
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>>588183506
Sssshhhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttttt
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>>588183506
can i give you money
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JIZZUS HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HES BACK!
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Jizzus has returned
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HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX
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postan!
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FUCK YES
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>>588183506
I KNEW YOU HADN'T FORSAKEN US!
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>>588183506
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YES YES YES
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oh boy, here we go
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You are a God amongst men Jizzus.
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>>588183506
Yusssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I missed you
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Holy fuck this might be him!
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Oh man....let's go bros
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>>588183506
MY LORD
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>588183506
Jizzus Christ
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>>588183506
Welcome Jizzus
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>>588183506
YES!!!!! MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN
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>>588183506
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
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legend!!!
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>>588183506
tears of joy, thank you
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yuy he came
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAS JEEZUUUUSSS!!! HE"S FUCKING BACK!!! NIGGA IS NOT KILL
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>>588183506

Thank you for saving Christmas
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>>588183506
DUBS for Jizzus
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we who are about to die salute you
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I FUCKING STAYED UP FOR THIS AND IT WAS WORTH IT
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I never lost faith in you.
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Rolling for dota2 on steam
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>>588183506
JIZZUS HAS MADE ANOTHER CUMMING
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MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE MILLHOUSE
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>>588183506
JIZZUS
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Toasting an epic bread.

All hail Jizzus christ
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>>588183506
plz be real
I LOVE YOU JIZZUS
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posting in jizzmas thread !
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>>588183506
I want to buy one of the 6!
fatesealed@forthelulz.co.uk email me
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Whats on the cassette?
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Ayy lmao
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Do not judge what you cannot understand
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Oh lord.
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>>588183506
Sick mother fucker
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The second cumming of jizzus
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME I'VE HAD MY MAN MEMBER ON FULL ERECT SINCE CHRISTMAS PAST FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>588183506
Epic
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>>588183506
Can I get high from huffing the bottle?
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>>588183506
I WAS HERE
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toasting in epic bread
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>>588183506
i can now say i've posted in a jizzus thread!
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>>588183506
posting in epic bread
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quints for jizzus
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Jizz Man is here. It's really feels like Christmas now. Dubs get
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6 years?
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been waiting all day
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JIZZUS HAS RETURNED
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MERRY JIZZMAS 4CHAN
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fuck yeah
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oh man jizzus cassettes!
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Christine has fatty forka arms
(Sorry that was for somebody who's prolly reading this thread)

>good work jizzus
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>>588183506
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
O
S
T
I
N
G

I
N

E
P
I
C

B
R
E
A
D
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Time to fap
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>>588183506
I look forward to your post every year.
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TOASTING BREAD
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>>588183506

m'lord returneth
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Posting in ebin history

CALL ME FREDO IN THE CUT
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is this real life??
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toasting in bread
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jizzus, you are a god
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HE CAME!
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BFOG IN A LEGENDARY THREAD!
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toasting bread
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Toasting in epic bread
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Thank you based jizzus
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>>588184212
More than once by the looks of things
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>>588183506
It's... an honor.
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reporting in
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i'm part of history
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OMG this is habbening

Docode
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>>588183506

kek

is that cum?
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FUCK YEAH!!! LET IS REJOICE FOR OUR SAVIOR IS BACK AGAIN!!!
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>>588183506
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>>588183506
Fuck yes, this is truly amazing. been patiently waiting all day. Today OP was a gentlemen, a scholar, and indeed a sick bastard. We love you Jizzus
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>>588183506
I knew it
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>>588183506
Posting in epic bread.
Welcome back our saviour
Fuiddjur ph
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>>588183506

YESSS! YESSS!!

JIZZUS CHRIST HASN'T FORSAKEN US!
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>>588183506
the one and only.
Anyone got any idea how we decide who gets the cum bottles?
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>>588183506
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HAPPY FUCKING JIZZMAS
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>>588183506
JIZZUS!
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>>588183506
Prais jizzus
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>>588183506
Shit! Epic breadposting!!!
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>>588183506
JIZZUS HAS CUM!

Life is right again. Thank you Jizzus.
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>>588183506

Great work-

I think you need to go out and become "Gods Chef"
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I almost actually lost hope this year thank you so much jizzus
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wow you deffinitly got more safed up. merry jizzmas op
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>>588184477
fuck you its real
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Baking in epic bread.
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finally, i can fap again
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Our savior has cum once again!!!
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>>588183506
Merry Jizzmas!
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>>588183506
JIZZUS CAME!!!
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plz real
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Jizzus! /bow
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I wonder what jizzus's dick looks like from all the fapping
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How do we buy these glorious self tributes
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>>588183506
A lot of faggots were trying to post as you with really bad shoops the past 2 days man.

It's been upsetting.
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This is disgusting, posting in an epic bread
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>>588183506
TOASTING
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>>588183506
We've been expecting you.
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So are you, like, gonna splash someone with it, one day?
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>>588183506
reporting in
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>>588183506
Merry jizzmus and welcome back /b/rother
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Holy Fuck
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>>588183506
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JIZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
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A /b/ tradition
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>>588183506
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
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Yyyyyyyyyeahhhhhh baptise us all!!!!!
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dubs for epic bread
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>>588183506
OP I would pay ungodly amounts of money for that tape and the bottle

Use bandcamp please OP please
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Omar reporting in
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is this true? Or am i a newfag?
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>>588183506
he's back
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>>588183506
Thank you.
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he came...

John 11:35 Jesus wept.
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Breading in a Toasting Bread
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pic fukkin saved. Merry Jizzmas, one and all.
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Im posting in a jizzus thread, does that mean im not a newfag no more ?!
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POSTING IN EPIC THREAD! THANKS JIZZUS <3
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Jizzus!!!
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>>588184302
>>588184302
>>588184302
>>588184302
>>588184302
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>>588183506

I love you Jizzus.
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based Jizzus
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w00t!
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>>588183506
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This is amazing, participating in epic bread
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You are my hero
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>>588183506
Holy titty Jesus batman!!!
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Come on dubs
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Thank you lord Jizzus

I have been waiting all day
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And now the holidays are complete
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praise be
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>>588183506
Holy shit... How.
PRAISE BE!!!

I Fucking love you man. How can we get these bottles in our hands???
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Moot is a faggot
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Jizzus bless us, everyone!
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>>588183506
This is truly a ledgendary bread
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>>588183506
hail ponga
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Niggers hanging from rafters
> posting
In # epic BREAD
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Balls
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>>588183506
Great, bro! Lemme know if you can ship one of your sacred relics to Germany!
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>>588184812
both are true
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COASTING AN EPIC SLED

I KNEW YOU'D CUM

I CRI EVERTIM
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LETS GO
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LOOK AT ALL THAT SEED
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We love u jiizus
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we missed you st. jizzolas :')
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Here we gooooo
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All hail jizzus!!
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>>588183506
>Posting in epic bread!

Jizzuz christ! You had me worried!

I'd totally buy one of those cassettes!
Ebay them!
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>>588183506
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I'm in an epic thread. I'm part of something...
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>>588183506
Did you print the cassette label or just have insane handwriting?
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thank you, jizzus
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i post first to reddit for all upboats
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This is a hoax, trips will prove.
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>588183506

This is beautiful. Thank you Jizzus
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>>588183506

slow clap, OP, slow clap.

You give us the hope and the belief to go on another year.

Jizzus is love, Jizzus is life.
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>>588183506
ITS HAPPENING
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Now posting in epic thread
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Merry Jizzmas!
May Jizzus bless you all!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
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>>588183506
thank you Jizzus, you made waking up today worthwhile
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>>588183506
Our lord and sevior Jizzus is back !
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Based Jizzus.
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I want to drink all of your jizz!!
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Merry jizzmass, jizzuss and sticky thread mod
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hello mr.jizzus im a newfag and I dont know much about you but I know you cum on bottles how long is your dick?
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>>588183506
>opened it
Oh dog, what was the smell like?
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6 years.

6 fucking years.

Merry fucking Christmas, bros.
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>>588183506
roasting in ethic dread
Révilo Tassagèbe
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Fucking awesome, toasting in an epic bread, all hail jizzus
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merry jizzmus erebody
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TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

also

i would pay so much money to see you empty one of those babies over someone head... just for fun
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>>588183506
>Also, I don't know if I will be able to keep going on this whole thing.

in our hero we trust
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>>588184129
"Do not touch Willie. Good Advice"
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god i want some put some in for a donation
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HE CAME FOR OUR SINS !!!!!
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>>588183506
Legendary.
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>>588183506
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>>588183506
Glad I was here to witness this Jizzmas Miracle
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>>588183506


Better Nate than lever.
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Jizzing in dis bread
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I love you all guys
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>>588185176
faggit
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>>588183506
Toasting in epic bread
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Bless you OP
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finally
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I'm posting in it
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im in
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>>588183506
my name is white
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Jizzus here again. You know, Christmas family gathering. ...So it's a little hard to keep up with you all. But I'm here for you.
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>>588185045

FUCK OFF MOOT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE YOU TRAITOR I HOPE JIZZUS MAKES YOU DRINK A BOTTLE
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>>588185176
mods = fags. ban me
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>>588183506
Just wanted to post here to ensure I'm part of history.
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>>588185176
good job, retard, now try again
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>>588184329
More like the seventh
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>>588184283
Millhouse is not meme.
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>>588185176
Ban me in the name of jizzuss
>>
Toasting in epic bread
Merry jizzmas everybody
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Merry Jizzmas /b/
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I just got to this thread, whats going on here? can somebody give me a greentext recap?
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Merry Jizzmus everyanon!
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Where can I buy a cassette
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It's a jizzmas miracle
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>>588183506
Merry Jizzmas!
>>
Thank mr. Jizzus! We love you
>>
christmas is complete!
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>>588183506
oh my god you re still alive satan hasn t won yet!
>>
Hail
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feed me
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>>588183506
I'm a huge fan of your work. I'll carry on your reign.. With your permission
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>>588185176
faggit
>>
>>588183506
wat
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>>588185176
even mods love jizzmas
>>
>>588185176
faggot
>>
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>>588185176
Fuck you moot!!!!!!
>>
>>588185121
I thought I was the only that does this to people.
>>
kanker
>>
toasting in epic bread
>>
>>588183506
I have been waiting for this all year. It was so fucking worth it you have no goddamn idea you glorious bastard.
>>
>>588183506

i was in this thread!!! happy jizzmas!!
>>
Woooooooooooooot AFTER 10 HOURS ON /b/ ITS FINALLY HERR WOOOT I KNEW YOUD COME
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>>588185323
Gj you made it the second time retard
>>
Jizzus jizzus jizzus Jizzus jizzus jizzus Jizzus jizzus jizzus
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>>588185323
Thank you for the ban
>>
THANK THA LAWD. JIZZUS CHRIST HAS CAME TO SAVE OUR SOULS
>>
>>588184812
Inclusive OR.
>>
LORD PRAISE JIZZUS
>I am not worthy
>>
i waited all year to see this thread
>>
>>588185176
>>588185176
DO YOUR JOB FAGGOT. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ONE OF US, CUNT.
>>
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>>588183506
>>
omg its a christmas miracle
>>
>>588185323
Thanks, Mod.
>>
MERRY JIZZMAS ONE AND ALL
>>
HORY SHET
>>
ITS HAPPENING

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>
>>588185323
topkek
>>
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hngggg
>>
>tfw cum bottle tradition was a ploy all along for marketing purposes
>tfw op is going to actually make money by selling you his semen
>tfw it was an elaborate ruse all along
>tfw op is actually jew
>tfw nobody saw it coming
>>
>>588183506
Oh dear god, i was in fear you weren't coming. We missed you.
>>
>>588183506
Always a pleasure
>>
>>588183506
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Merry Jizzmas and a happy new year!
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>>588183506
youv'e made my year Lord Jizzus!!!!!!
>>
Merry Jizzmas /b/
>>
>>588185323
I saw you fuck up you incompetent fag
>>
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It's happening!
>>
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

THANK YOU BASED JIZZUS
>>
>>588185323
yoooooooooooooo
>>
Ebin
>>
>>588185176
Ultimate proof that the mods here really do have Ass Burgers.
>>
>>588183506
JIZZUS YOU CAME THROUGH

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT COMING, THAT /b/ WAS DEAD

YOU RESOLVED MY FAITH

THANKS JIZZUS
>>
>>588185323
You're not real.
>>
>White Christmas.
>kek'd
>>
Had to post in epic bread

Thank you jizzus
>>
This is better than sex
>>
>>588183506
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!

I'm so happy you're back dude, /b/ wouldn't be the same without you. The year you don't come back will be the year that /b/ officially dies.

Tell me where I can buy your cassette from!!!
>>
>>588185176
SCREENCAP THIS RETARD

FUCK YOU FOR FUCKING UP /pol/

FUCK YOU, CUCK
>>
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>>588183506
>>
Sementing my place in history
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/b/ is full of little fangirls
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Now this is podracing
>>
>>588183506
I will pass this holiday down from generation to generation. You will never be forgotten Jizzus
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>>588183506
P O S T I N I N E B I N T H R E A D
O
S
T
I
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I
N

E
B
I
N

T
H
R
E
A
D
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>>588183506
I like the girls cute little lips covered in cum while she wears our saviors thorn crown <3
>>
how does he get it all in the bottles?
>>
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All this waiting. Merry Jizzmas
>>588183506
>>
Jizzus, my mom says hi! Were happy you came!
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it's half past 2AM
but it's so worth it
thank you jizzus christ
>>
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>>588185323

moot is a fag
>>
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>>588185323
I've saved your failure

I will always know
>>
>>588185141
Why do you do it jizzus
>>
Halleluja
>>
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>>588183506
MERRY JIZZMASS!!
>>
>>588183506
We understand bro, you've given us many years of rejoice and anticipation.

On a scale of 1 to 50 how rank was the smell when you opened the oldest now discolored bottle?
>>
I was here
>>
>>588185323
lel
>>
>>588185323

Watch me roll these sick dubs.
>>
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>>588183506
toasting in epic bread guys
praise the lord jizzus, thanks to have come this year too
>>
And that kids is the true meaning of christmas
>>
>>588185176
MODS
>>
>>588185323
Thank you mod
>>
>>588185389
Drink peoples jizz?
>>
>>588183506
Praise Jizzus!
>>
>>588185323
DO YOUR JOB FAGGOT. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ONE OF US, CUNT.

DO YOUR JOB FAGGOT. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ONE OF US, CUNT.

DO YOUR JOB FAGGOT. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ONE OF US, CUNT.

DO YOUR JOB FAGGOT. STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ONE OF US, CUNT.
>>
>>588185323
this mod should be banned for retardiness

POST MUCH?
>>
joining for possibility this is real!
>>
I WAS HERE TO SHARE THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
>>
JIZZUS! You're so wanted around here that there are two anons alone who posted timestamped testicles to prove that they would do their best to follow in your footsteps.

>>588183954
>>588184352
>>
posting in epic bred
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I'm in an epic thread.
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>>588185323
Omg
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>>588183506
this is fake sperm would rot in a couple weeks and you are amerifats for believing this shit
>>
PRAISE HIM!
I want to purchase now how much?!
>>
<font size="6"><font color="red">M</font><font color="green">e</font><font color="red">r</font><font color="green">r</font><font color="red">y</font> <font color="green">J</font><font color="red">i</font><font color="green">z</font><font color="red">z</font><font color="green">m</font><font color="red">a</font><font color="green">s</font> <font color="red">/</font><font color="green">b</font><font color="red">/</font></font> :^)
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>>588183506
He has risen
>>
I was here on jizzmus '14
-annon
>>
WE'VE MISSED YOU
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>>588185176
fail
>>
>>588183506
>>588183506
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>588185281
I love you
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Oh fuck year
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>>588185176
mod deleted post
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Our lord has returned ALL PRAISE
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>>588185650
GJ anon
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>>588185323
WE SAW YOUR FUCK UP!

Incompetent motherfucker, you're the faggots running this place to the ground.
>>
I can confirm, that for me too, there was no trauma then or now. No shame either. I honestly don't give a fuck what others who I do not know, think about me.

They don't respect my opinions, so I would never honestly respect theirs. It's just that simple...

Molested at around 9-ish, (not unwanted)... Molested others from 9-12, while I was 9-14, (mutual and not unwanted)...

Voluntarily stopped after a relationship with a 28yr-old while I was 16-19, (She was sooo hot, but nutty.)

Still no regrets in my past and no desire to "force myself" or "traumatize" anyone of my age, or younger. Though, I still consider myself a pedo, as it is normal to "like youthful bodies", and "be chemically attracted to people of breeding age". It is called nature. Civility is anti-nature and anti-evolution and anti-human. Stop supporting the decay of your race's genetics in the name of "because I don't want you to". Let those idiots become medical-dependent and intolerable to evolutionary changes which we need to survive in the future. They will all be dead, like all other failed "civilizations". Ever wonder why no singular civilization ever actually thrived? It is because "civility" is simply fucking wrong, and all are doomed to fail, because they ensure it, by design.

Those who are smart choose to breed less. Those who are dumb, breed like rabbits. That is your failed logic of a civility formula. Add that to "breeding 2x past fertile readiness", and you have pure genetic hitlerism with a touch of dead-locked failed DNA preservation of creatures that will soon be extinct without a chance to ever evolve in the future.

They are not doing shit to protect children. You protect them by educating them. There is no protection offered by removal of a criminal after criminal activity has occured. That is just parental "peace of mind", a selfish act under the ploy of "protection", while keeping children ignorant to the reality which would actually offer them protection.
>>
>>588183506
oh god. Now look what you've done.
>>
OMG this guy again! ...art project?
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Meh....why not...


TOASTING IN EPIC BAGUETTE
TOASTING IN EPIC BAGUETTE
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This is the sickest shit i have ever seen but i admire your effort
>>
Worst case scenario, sell a bottle to a sperm bank.

If you do that, I'll bet it'll turn into one of the greatest greentexts ever
>>
you be my hero
>>
>>588183506
Fookin Epic m8. You're A FOOKIN LEGEND IN /b/ ALLEY
>>
MERRY JIZZMAS HAIL JIZZUS CHRIST
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>>588183506
PLEASE!
>>
>>588185736
Do not acknowledge false idols
>>
>>588185324
>being this new
>>
Oh my god..... MERRY JIZZMAS GUYS.
Maybe next time we get 2 Bottle's of dat Jizz
>>
BAN ME MOD, IM NOT WORTHY OF JIZZUSS
>>
YOU MUST RETURN EVERY YEAR, FATHER JIZZMAS ;_;

IT MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY OF US ;_;

IT KEEPS US GOING THROUGH THE LONG, HOT, BRIGHT SUMMER MONTHS ;_;

PROMISE YOU'LL RETURN NEXT YEAR ;_;
>>
I'm shocked no one else has started doing this.
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>>588183506
>>
POSTING IN LEGENDAIRY BREAD
>>
yes!!
>>
finally i am apart of something bigger than life. epic bread
>>
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Fuck yeah he has risen. Also dubs get.
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>>588185323
shut up newfag
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He has risen!
>>
>>588183506
the struggle is real.

Marry Jizzmas, please carry on
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>>588183506
>>
Post a pic with your btc address.
>>
QHJe42

MerryJizzmas
>>
NEW TO THREAD

GIVE RECAP PLEASE
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Check 'm for jizzus
>>
you are a sick fag bee gone
>>
>>588183506

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!
>>
Praise be to Jizzus.
>>
Mod posted something?
>>
>>588183506
Merry jizzmas op
>>
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>>588185323

W00000000
>>
toasting bread
>>
YAY
>>
MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS MODS ARE GODS MERRY JIZZMAS
>>
Now I can sleep for a few hours before work
>>
>>588183506
i was here
>>
godspeed
>>
I can confirm, that for me too, there was no trauma then or now. No shame either. I honestly don't give a fuck what others who I do not know, think about me.

They don't respect my opinions, so I would never honestly respect theirs. It's just that simple...

Molested at around 9-ish, (not unwanted)... Molested others from 9-12, while I was 9-14, (mutual and not unwanted)...

Voluntarily stopped after a relationship with a 28yr-old while I was 16-19, (She was sooo hot, but nutty.)

Still no regrets in my past and no desire to "force myself" or "traumatize" anyone of my age, or younger. Though, I still consider myself a pedo, as it is normal to "like youthful bodies", and "be chemically attracted to people of breeding age". It is called nature. Civility is anti-nature and anti-evolution and anti-human. Stop supporting the decay of your race's genetics in the name of "because I don't want you to". Let those idiots become medical-dependent and intolerable to evolutionary changes which we need to survive in the future. They will all be dead, like all other failed "civilizations". Ever wonder why no singular civilization ever actually thrived? It is because "civility" is simply fucking wrong, and all are doomed to fail, because they ensure it, by design.

Those who are smart choose to breed less. Those who are dumb, breed like rabbits. That is your failed logic of a civility formula. Add that to "breeding 2x past fertile readiness", and you have pure genetic hitlerism with a touch of dead-locked failed DNA preservation of creatures that will soon be extinct without a chance to ever evolve in the future.

They are not doing shit to protect children. You protect them by educating them. There is no protection offered by removal of a criminal after criminal activity has occured. That is just parental "peace of mind", a selfish act under the ploy of "protection", while keeping children ignorant to the reality which would actually offer them protection,
>>
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Merry Christmas, Jizzus :D
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updated pic
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>>588185415

Merry fucking jizzmas!!!
>>
>>588183506
>comes with a little holy water bottle of my cum (from bottle #1)

i lol'd
>>
This bread is legendary
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Merry Jizzmas guys
>>
Epic bread toasting.
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I love you jizzus
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>>588183506
AND LO, HE RETURNETH
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>>588185877
NO BAN ME FOR I AM NOT WORTHY
>>
Our Lord and Savior.
>>
>>588183506
thank you jizzus, i knew you can make it!
>>
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>>588185485
OH SHIT THE JOOS
THE JOOS ARE BEHIND THIS CHRISTMAS TRADITION ALL ALONG
>>
>>588183506
welcome back and merry jizzmas faggot
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acquiring dubs in epic bread
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WE AWAITED YOU AND WISH FOR YOU TO RETURN YEARLY
>>
>>588183506
Haha
See you next year, OP.
>>
MERRYFUCKIN JIZZMAS
>>
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OP I wish my dick was as legendary as yours.
>>
blessed
>>
Posting in epic thread
Achievement get
>>
HI MOM !
>>
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<font size="6"><font color="red">M</font><font color="green">e</font><font color="red">r</font><font color="green">r</font><font color="red">y</font> <font color="green">J</font><font color="red">i</font><font color="green">z</font><font color="red">z</font><font color="green">m</font><font color="red">a</font><font color="green">s</font> <font color="red">/</font><font color="green">b</font><font color="red">/</font></font>

am i mod now?
>>
Getting nudes on snap AND i jizzusbread. Epic Night for me is epic
>>
>>588183506

Best holiday tradition. Merry Jizzmas!
>>
>>588185323
MODS=GODS
>>
>>588183506
5/5
>>
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But what about Pony Cum Jar Guy?
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>>588183506
YES!!!!!! Finally. It seems you've been busy. Is that what like a 2 liter increase?
>>
>>588185323
learn to colortext you goddamn faggot
>>
>>588183506
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I can confirm, that for me too, there was no trauma then or now. No shame either. I honestly don't give a fuck what others who I do not know, think about me.

They don't respect my opinions, so I would never honestly respect theirs. It's just that simple...

Molested at around 9-ish, (not unwanted)... Molested others from 9-12, while I was 9-14, (mutual and not unwanted)...

Voluntarily stopped after a relationship with a 28yr-old while I was 16-19, (She was sooo hot, but nutty.)

Still no regrets in my past and no desire to "force myself" or "traumatize" anyone of my age, or younger. Though, I still consider myself a pedo, as it is normal to "like youthful bodies", and "be chemically attracted to people of breeding age". It is called nature. Civility is anti-nature and anti-evolution and anti-human. Stop supporting the decay of your race's genetics in the name of "because I don't want you to". Let those idiots become medical-dependent and intolerable to evolutionary changes which we need to survive in the future. They will all be dead, like all other failed "civilizations". Ever wonder why no singular civilization ever actually thrived? It is because "civility" is simply fucking wrong, and all are doomed to fail, because they ensure it, by design.

Those who are smart choose to breed less. Those who are dumb, breed like rabbits. That is your failed logic of a civility formula. Add that to "breeding 2x past fertile readiness", and you have pure genetic hitlerism with a touch of dead-locked failed DNA preservation of creatures that will soon be extinct without a chance to ever evolve in the future.

They are not doing shit to protect children. You protect them by educating them. There is no protection offered by removal of a criminal after criminal activity has occured. That is just parental "peace of mind", a selfish act under the ploy of "protection", while keeping children ignorant to the reality which would actually offer them protection
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>>588186072

4/10
Can't compare to jizzus
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WTF
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Jizzus is a fag
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MOD made a sticky! First page
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>>588183506
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>>588186140
false prophet
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>someone actually wants a bottle of jizz and cassette tape from this faggot
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fucking disgusting dude.
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jizzmaasss
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>>588185776
Pretty sure yellow and brown are the colors of rot in an oxygen-deprived container, bro.
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this bread gave me dubs
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Hail Jizzus!
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>>588186140
lurk more newfriend
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>>588183506

GEOCACHE THEM OVER TIME! GIVE THEM TO FRIENDS GOING ON VACATION TO HIDE FOR YOU!
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Merry jizzmas
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>>588183506
ALL REPLY TO OP
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>>588185968
Fucking mods
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>>588185940
This guy posts pics of his cum bottles every year around Christmas. Usually anons will post his old pics in anticipation, but I haven't seen them yet.
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Please return every year Jizzus. Christmas is kill without you :(
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