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You come home and see this in your bed. Wat do?

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You come home and see this in your bed.

Wat do?
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>>588104201
Get the Fuck off my bed you slut
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I don't know
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>>588104201
Do nothing
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u 18 ?
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>>588104444
them quads...
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>>588104201
Eat shit you chimo sack of shit
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Can't put words to it, but it would be vigorous.
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Call 911 and report a dead body
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cuddle /thread
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>>588104773
Like where this is going
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>>588104773
Like where this is going>>588104777
Behold the trips

> slot machine profit
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vola?
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>>588104201
kill myself
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>>588104419
/thread
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>>588104201
massage well
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>>588104999
>>588104777
Strange things are happening
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>>588104444
quads is truth
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>>588104201
Start having an autistic breakdown and yelling "MODS" at the top of my lungs, then passing out and hitting my head against the bed frame.
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>>588104201
Remove her shorts, stick lollipop up her ass, hold her feet over her head so I can see it sticking out, put the tip of my penis in her mouth and tell her when I cum she can have her lollipop back.
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rape
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Buy her a delicious slice of cheese pizza.
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>>588104201
tell her to get the fuck out and do her homework
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These girls are like 14 you sick fucks
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>>588105137
kek
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>>588105105
>Strange things are happening
Are you going round the twist
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>>588104549
Impregnate!
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>>588105260
Newfag
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MODS?!?!?
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>>588105260
No shit, Sherlock!!
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Scream MODS!!
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>>588105146
oOH Wo!
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>>588105260
That's the spirit !
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>>588105260
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>>588105260
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>>588105202
moarh!
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>>588105260
Top cok
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>>588105260
>he likes old ladies
you're the sick fuck here
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>>588104201
Get my dick sucked and suck on her toes
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>>588104201
wat not do?
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That's the good thing about living in a third world shithole, nobody cares if you bang a 14 year old.
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Kick her out and call her parents.
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>>588105260
younGer, dope
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>>588105566
Kek
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>>588105555
spooky quads!!!
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If prometheus taught me anything
>fucking run
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Thread forwarded to moderators.

I'll keep forwarding any picture that depicts a person under 18 years of age.
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>>588105566
this
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>>588104201
lollipop in bed?....gtfo dirty girl....
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>>588105542
Kek
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>>588105568
kill joY!
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>>588105555
OMG QUAD
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>>588104201
I give here something else to suck on
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>>588105646
you do that
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>>588104201

Wonder why my bed got so small
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>>588104201
Grab her feet put my knees on her arms and my dick in her mouth..
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>>588105646
dont bro
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>>588104777
>I had one loli in my sister room with shorther short. I played tag/wrestling and could see her underwear. fun time.
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>>588105608
oMg MOre.
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go to make your homework
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fuck her right in the pussy
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rape what else
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>>588105646
yoo fucking spoil fun idioT
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>>588105841
kek
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>>588105646
>forward cp to mods
Enjoy your v&
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>588104999
>>588104777
Strange things are happening>>588105646
Behold the new king of the fags
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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mods mods mods
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Yesssss MOOAAAAARRRR!
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>>588105840
air pump used
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>>588105168
Wrong. Lollipop stays in mouth, dick goes in ass.
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>>588104201
kick it out for being disgusting
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>>588106000
Gulp
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>>588106007
wat
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>>588104201
turn around and shout "MODS" into nothingness
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>>588106013
Looks like Daenarys Stormborn
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>>588106000
Gulp>>588106007
Bond?
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>>588106013
13? who the fock cares
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>>588104201
tell /b/ about it
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>>588106013
holy....
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>>588105994
you turn 360 degrees and RUN
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>>588105646
GOOD GOY, YES MAKE SURE TO REVIEW EVERY PICTURE!!
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nice find.
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>>588106207

I like where this is going
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>>588105202
A budding lesbian relationship.
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>>588106150
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
>>588106150
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
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>>588106207
go on...
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someone make a vola
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>>588105765
hehe you naughty (lucky) boy
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Call the police, asking why a stranger is in my house. The police would contact his/her parents and set them straight. It's disgusting that someone would break and enter into someone else's house.
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>>588106330
sweet jesus
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Here's a 30 year old MMA fighter from UFC with a 16 year old chick, cry mods now !
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>>588105646
who do i do that?
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>>588104201
call a chiropractor?
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>>588105954
Lol
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>>588104201

turn 360° and walk away

also spiderman
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>>588105753
She's gonna squirm like hell, she won't just let you fuck her mouth like its some whores cunt.
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>>588106330
Brah
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i wish i could
but im too desensitised
that i prefer meat on my woman
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>>588104549
I would make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of blowing my load
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>>588104201
play monopoly with sweet little girl
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Any vola rooms?
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>>588104201
Get ready for jail
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>>588104201
wish that I found this in my bed instead
>>588106013
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fix spine send to bed
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>>588106330
Eurgh, what a poor child. 10/10 would buy proper clothing
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Inb4 cp
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>>588106436
FUCK YOU
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>>588104201
>ask her how to do that
>stay besides her and try to do it
>hurt my back
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Ginger pale. (Nicky), wem sagt das was und wer hat es bei fb gepostet oder geschrieben? Profil ist down... ;)
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>>588106000
>trips
>mods
>no cp
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there are no /candy/ threads on 4chan, you chums go back to m.a.s.t.e.r.c.h.a.n
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>>588106624
This isn't 5+ years ago. You can stop posting japanese shit and image macros now.
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waiting for the neckbeards to yell for mods
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>>588104201
Ask her how she got so flexible.
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>>588105566

And even if the kid tells anyone they'll tell the kids something like ; well you probably led him on
I'd hate to be a child in the 3rd world kek xD
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Do you wanna go to jail anon ?
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>>588106495
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>>588106650
naaaaaa l dont think so
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>>588106686
Isn't it down?
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>>588106650
please
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>>588104201
>ask if she wants to play a game
>tell her to hold that position
>get some soft rope
>slowly walk over to her
>gently take her arms and tie them to her legs
>take video camera
>pick her up take her outside
>start recording
>and then slowly...
>gently..
>roll her down a hill and go get a beer
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>>588106375

dumb slav is with gold digging slut. what a surprise.
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>>588106797
dat pussseeeeee>>588106797
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>>588106797

It begins
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>>588106797
mods?
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>>588106866
lol
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>>588106842
hell no, m.a.s.t.er.ch.a.n is up and running, its /b/ board has a ton less cancer than this /b/
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>>588106558
No-one will post it. Thread would have been filled with in old /b/, and the mods would be too busy fapping to even delete it so much as ban anyone.

But to be clear, /b/ was never good.
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MOKS
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>>588106927
no mods here, just us
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been reporting..mods mods
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>>588106842
Australia reported in.
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>>588106944
Oh please let this be the start of a sandra flood
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>>588106927
Hurry up niggers
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So much mental illness in this thread
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mods halp!!!!!!
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