Explain why you're on 4chan instead of celebrating Christmas with your family/friends
family doesn't like me, have no friends. have spent every christmas day alone for 20 years, the last 6 of which i've spent here. get on my level.
>going to have a big dinner with glazed ham and a bunch of other shit
Have some dank ass bud ive been high as fuck on for a while now, feelgood.
I hate my family, and my friends are
Celebrating with theirs.
Gonna meet a cute milf soon though.
She'll most likely ask for a massage and we all know how will that end.
Merry christmas faggots.
>stoned playing league
exactly what I'm doing
family is far away and I'm not too excited to see them anyway. Just consumed a pot brownie and gonna play some fucking league.
I'm absolutely fine with this
Because i fucking woke up early and i feel like shit, so I'm sitting here on the couch in the living room browsing here on the Wii U while watching the Game Grumps play Mario 3 for the millionth time while waiting for everyone to wake up.
Nah man were all alphas on /b/ lol no one in this thread seems to have freinds IRL (me included) but we can spend Christmas together, with our bros
Yeah what do you take me for? A notmalfag?
I have more personality disorders than stalin had.
Gonna have me some good ole abusive relationship with a milf, while fucking with the head of a young chick who's crazier than the two of us combined.
This christmas is going wonderful so far.
Work for company that cleans movie theater.
Work Christmas eve morning and Christmas morning meaning i lost my two days off and have to work 5 days in a row.
go in usually 3-am 4-am.
usually so tired after work sleep all day don't see family.
My family isn't up yet and probably won't be for another couple of hours. We go to my aunt's house in the afternoon where we meet up with the rest of the family and celebrate christmas.
I would download it, and my computer would catch fire and burn a hole into my ceiling.
Inevitably causing Santa to drop down through the hole thinking its a chimney, and notice that I am a slovenly lonely piece of shit, and ream me out with a piece of coal.
I'm making myself feel better by checking all the girls on adultwork.com, who are so fucked that they're screwing dudes for cash even on christmas day. pic related - i'm getting drunk now, and this evening i'm gonna go piss in this cunt's mouth while i make her gargle-sing carols. happy fucking christmas.
guys u better find some one with u can spend your christmas :/ its something pretty
Everyone's in the shower or otherwise getting ready to head to my uncle's for a massive extended family dinner. Thought I'd stop by and see what depraved Christmas musings 4chan had to offer whilst waiting for them ;)
Dad died in June and I could spend enough time with him because I was scared of the inevitable. During that time period surrounding his death, my wife was fucking 5 different guys.
So I'm on here because fuck Christmas.
Paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
Already done it on 24.12. The 25.12. and 26.12. is a time for me.
I was wiyth my family and friends. ive only just got back from it, 20 fucking beers later and none of this american fucking beer its pure australian fucking FILTH. drunk dialed my ex told her shes a cunt, curently slaming a bottle of whiskey
Must be nice.
>7:30 AM Can't sleep. No presents, no friends, family is away.
I am going to an hero later and stream it.
It will be the most depressing thing anyone will ever witness, and I will be glad to share it with you all.
Because it is 5:40 in the morning, I'm high, and my family is 1600 miles away. This Christmas is going to be the shit.
My wife has the flu, so we're staying in to avoid infecting our families. After I (inevitably) get sick too, and it runs it's course, we're going to disinfect our gifts and have a late christmas.
She's asleep, what else would I do but browse /b/?
You COULD be the perfect candidate.
Think about it
No one is up. I'm sitting on the toilet. I'm a major alcoholic who let everything slip through my fingers so now we barely have gifts and everything has gone to ahit. Couple this with a sick wife who has some kind of mental block about getting her ass in gear to apply for SSI and boom, there you are.
Mostly it's because it's early though.
Christmas has kind of lost its magic for me, I am 19, I woke up this morning opened presents with Mum, Dad, Sister and Dog, only bit I enjoyed was seeing my dogs joy as she opened her presents which were dog toys and treats. My parents are pretty miserable, my older sister is special needs so we can't really talk, my brother who I am actually enjoy being around is somewhere in France with his gf. I am in the bath right now browsing 4chan on my phone, in a minute I will get out, do some chemistry revision from my exam in January and eat Christmas dinner with my family who will sit mostly in silence or repeat the generic conversation they have every year which consists of some remark about the food tasting nice, then just silence. I find it stupid, we never eat together usually my parents only insist in doing it because it's Christmas even though they hate each other.
Anyway, Happy Christmas everyone, even though it's just another meaningless day.
The magic of christmas is 100% gone now for me,but i thought i would give it another crack this year so i spent a lot of time and money buying presents for people and actually putting some thought into it and what i get in return is a load of shitty presents bought from supermarkets,i got loads of chocolate when i dont even like chocolate,nobody put any thought into any of it so fuck it im done.
I would rather people send me nothing at all rather than meaningless junk.
Mum has taken little bro to dad's, older bro playing Far Cry 4, I'm listening to Arch Enemy on cool new record player. Will spend all of tonight making Warhammer with my dad. Good Christmas for me I reckon.
That's welfare. Ssi is social security and you can get it early if you're fucked up, which she mostly is. She passes out and shit, been to every doctor on earth twice, all they can tell us is that she has vasovagal syncope, which means she faints. No clue why. Can't drive anymore, fades every so often and has to go to sleep or e in major pain.
Yeah. Piss bottle guys gonna show up too.
You need. Lawyer. You will get back pay to the moment you signed up or some ahit and they will work for a third of that. Will probably have a croaker doctor for you to see too. Once you get them, you just do what they say and its a matter of time.
Apologize for making an observation? Wth is wrong with you?
7 years back pay is a shit ton of money anon lol, they fight hard to keep it.
I have what is called Hemophilia A (severe) my blood doesn't clot properly or at all at times.
Has been a bitch to live with and I was receiving SSI up until I was 18
I fucking get this. I always try to love Christmas. Ended up having to buy all my presents myself and giving them to people to give to me. It doesn't help that it never snows any more, that'd make it cool.
I have 3 dollars left in my bank account and rent is due soon. No presents for anyone. It's hard to watch your sister be showered in gifts while you're struggling. I want to cry so bad but I can't. My room mate is trying to drag me out with her since she sees I'm in a funky mood, but I declined. I'm not trying to add seeing my ex to my list of a why this is a wonderful shitmas. I hate being poor. I hate being forced to live on my own at 20 years old. I just literally hate my life and as much as I wholeheartedly try to better it, some greater force shits on my attempts and laughs at me while I try to clean the shit up. I hate Christmas. I hate everything.
Hey man cheer up /b/ro. Get some fresh air, take a stroll and breathe. Love yourself and love you're alive being poor is only temporary. You'll blossom soon if you stick at it and work hard. Don't give up buddy, life is a bitch but she's also full of wonder and amazing things to conquer.
Do you ever feel like gift giving for 90% of people is a completely stupid formality that actually ends up making our lives net shittier?
Like, I get the idea. If you had some superhuman race of gregarious normalfags who all legitimately liked each other, yes, they'd probably get a lot of pleasure from the process of thinking lovingly about each other and pouring their love into thoughtful gifts.
The thing is, people aren't actually like that, we're just selfish faggots trying to imitate the behaviour of these idealized touchy feely people we imagine, and we give gifts grudgingly and frankly bitterly out of a repressed sense of obligation.
>no money to buy family presents
>Christmas/thanksgiving with family is the only time I've ever had panic attacks
>four years in a row I ended up throwing up or passing out and fucking up everyone's holiday while they try to figure out what's wrong with me
>for the last three years Ive waited until two or three days after Christmas to open my presents and thank everyone individually while apologizing that I can't help but fuck it up one way or another
>everyone but mom and grandma seem to understand, but those two still love to remind me that my not being there somehow makes it shitty nonetheless.
>I stay home feeling sorry for myself(but mostly mom&gma) for being the only one who misses it besides an uncle who lives halfway across the country
>stress puke anyways, but at least I'm the one cleaning it up
I don't give gifts excepts to people I actually care for and love. My brother and girlfriend are the only 2 people I've been arsed to spend a penny on this year. Everyone else pissed in my cheerios and can kindly fuck themselves.
>not another word for bullshit
I am an only child, both of my parents are dead. I have no other relations that I know of. I also left my fiance's house instead of spending the night there ( I had lunch with her at her parents house today ) because now I can't stand being around other people for an extended period of time. We are supposed to get married but the truth is I like living alone because its my place and I dont have to answer to anyone. So I dont know what will happen in the future.
because, I am trying to find something to fap to....in a few hours...its going to be ape shit crazy with relatives, kids, stockings, and distant family and friends I want to suck me off...
Well, I already got my Seahawks sweatshirt.
Now, I don't care. It's only done out of tradition anyways. Or else should I go stomp on the guy who's here for nothing other than being a douche bag?
He's fat and practices tai chi. I could be like "it's morning and you can pour me my coffee." Not like he could do anything.
I'm just not bored enough.
Spent christmas with my family yesterday
Today my friends aren't replying to my texts
I might as well get shitfaced drunk and listen to music.
Babies have what is referred to as 'childhood dementia' and they forget everything before age 5. Memories that you may think you experience are actually creations of the mind to fill in gaps so you're at peace (hard to explain :p) however the child will have problems in future mentally and will end up being fucked up some how.
cuz it's the calm before the shit storm
>mfw i dont want to go anywhere