>be me, 15 emo fag long hair >no female attention for a

>>587790255
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>587790255
UNDERAGE MODS MODS MODS

>>587790255
Nah fuck your dinosaur nigga.

>>587790420
>>587790354
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


you're both retarded... Did you find 4chan on the news?

>>587790255
>"I need something from you first" she says
>"anything" I say
>"I need-"
>she moves her hand towards my lap
"about tree fiddy"

>>587790354
>>587790420

kek

>>587790255
yes please continue :)

>>587790828
what are you, some kind of oldfag?

>dad busts through the door
>we make eye contact, still tongue on his daughters nips
>quietly walks over to us
>lays down prostrate on the ground
>unbuckles his belt and starts stroking his hefty dad dick and says
>Cont???

Fuck you faggot OP.

>issuediverted.jpeg
Gud b8 m8

>>587790828
>Overprotective dad opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur

>>587790701
Rule 278: You're a retarded nigger.Stop

He said he is 15 therfore he is underage. I bet your fucking 15 since your defending his retarded ass.

>>587790255
legit please continue OP, ignore these fags

>>587790354
>>587790420
>the mods have you newfags trained like a bunch of SJW niggers

>>587791068
Lol rules. Fag

>>587790255
MODS UNDERAGEFAG

>>587791035
>>587791035
>>587790828
People still do this shit on /b/? Literally this is the only board that never goes anywhere. Same shit being recycled, year after year.

Just as a heads up, im now 24, this happened 9 years ago.. But i shall continue if im not breaking the rules?

>>587791191
GTFO

>>587791233
continue please

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>>587791233

>>587791068
Or maybe he is telling a story from a few years ago? Seriously, bro, step up your reading game.

>>587791233
Ignore these fucktards. Go on

>>587791191
fuck off newfag

>>587790255
tl;dr
OP is fag, etc...

>>587791068
>Rule 278

The only rule on /b/ is tits or gtfo.

>>587791193
r u mad?

>>587790255
>Lick those tiny nipples
>She starts moaning
>Start rubbing her through her clothes
>She moans louder
>Dick like diamonds
>Forget to listen for approaching footsteps
>Poker game must've wrapped up
>Hear door open, turn around in horror
>See her parents and mine standing there mouths agape
>My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

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>>587791193

>>587791553
Gay

>>587791068
How stupid are you?
Newfag

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>>587791193
STFU. Nignog

>>587791553
that it ....?

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>>587790828
>>587791003
>>587791035
>>587791553
this is why we need IDs

>>587792159
agreed

>are you a virgin?
>wtf kind of question is that
>"just answer it"
>well no shit..
>okay good
>Flips me over to put herself on top and begins making out with me
>she has no experience at all, just wiggling her tongue around my mouth
>Fuck it, in for the thrill of getting caught.
> She then moves her hand down to feel my rock hard dimond
>SOWRONGBUTSOGOOD.FUCK
>"omg, you are really big"
>as if she knows the difference, however am 8 inches and pretty bulky
>stand up and against a wall now, hands groping her ass, sliding my middle finger down to touch the base of her young fresh vagina
>she lets out a soft moan, freak out, look back and sister still snoring 5 feet away
>ask her what she wants to do
>replies "i want to feel what its like to be.. you know"
>Mission accepted
Hope your enjoying it boys :) I still get off to it to this day

>>587791553
you're a fagogogot

I mean who would ever even think to that it would invented another one ?

>>587791193
Yeah, /b/ is the same bunch of oldfags calling each other newfags. This board always was and will be 99% cancer. If you don't like that, why are you here? It seems today has seen a lot of nostalgia threads posted, too.

>>587791068

>>587790255
REPORTED !!!!
HAVE FUN WITH FBI YOU SICK SHIT

>>587792338
> :)
kill yourself

>>587792159
IDs don't make a great deal of difference. The shitposting increases for a few days after IDs are removed, then subsides to its normal level. Personally I like IDs, particularly being able to highlight an ID to follow a conversation in a busy thread. But I'm not going to pretend it improves the overall quality of the material here.

>>587792756
nope but heres some dubs

>>587792341
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

>>587792338
put up whole thing before 404

>>587792843
check em faggots

>>587792875
newfag cant even dubs

>>587792756
>>587792843
>>587792875
lol this thread has a shitload of dubs
>>587792900
>>587791488
>>587791166
>>587790855
>>587790488
>>587790255

>>587792900
>implying dubs

Okay for real, can this shit really be considered illegal because i will stop..

>>587793070
No. You haven't posted any visual underage anything. As long as you don't do that you are fine. I wana see where your story goes.

>>587792411
Cross boarder right now, as there's no good content happening on my main boards.

I understand that /b/ is shit, but damn.

>>587793070
No it isn't illegal. Ignore the cancer and continue to post. If it was illegal, mods would have to delete half the shit on this site. (Yes, mods delete things that are actually illegal, like CP.)

>>587793070
no names, no proof, all fiction, not illegal

>>587793070
How about fuck off with the question and continue what you're doing.

>it's illegal to make up stories.

>>587793070
You're talking about a past event at least 3 years ago.

You're fine. Biographies are legal arent they?

>>587792338
Cont

shameless bump for justice

op pussied out abandon thread

>>587794444
Nice quads

>>587794444
Must be true, quads don't lie

>>587794444
Your quads cost a faggo t $2000 Apple gift card.

Kek

>If im about to do this, It needs to be covert
>tell her to wait a little im going to scope out everything
>get my diamond soft enough to tuck and walk down stairs
>Loud obnoxious drunks all playing poker music going, make my presence known and make sure dad sees me to prevent check up
> Proceed to go back upstairs, boner starting to come back
>Walk in.. anons just standing there with her white shirt, no shorts just cute black booty short type panties
>Goinginforthekill.jpg
>Start making out but more aggressive to take control and show her how its done
>slowly make out way to the walk in closet door cracked lights off
>hands feelings her silky like underwear and firm ass
>Finally slip both hands under the waist band and get hands full of ass
>she pulls back a second and pulls down her panties, Not completely off but enough to expose herself, odd but whatever
>Tell her to turn around and stick her butt out a little
>Does this awkward pose so move her in a more comfortable position
>pull down my gym shorts and boxers shaking with adrenaline, dick plops out and smacks a cheek
>I then put the whole thing between her legs and with my right hand in the front hold it against her and move it back and forth
>So fucking wet and warm I can hardly control myself
>She just lets out these quiet muffled moans
>ask her "Are you really sure about this?"
> "YES"
More to come, just hate leaving you waiting lol

>>587794444
nice quads... kid

>>587794736
Check out these quads

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lets go OP i aint got all christmas

>>587795173
Kek

>>587795173
Kek

>>587795173
kek.

>>587795173
kek

>>587795173
kek

>>587795173
Kekmas

>>587795263
you think this is a game bish?
i need something fucked up to zone out on while my family babbles on about pointless bullshit at the christmas dinner table

>>587795173
I kek'd

>>587795173
Kek

go OP go !

>>587795173
toppest kek

>>587795173
Kek

>>587795681
Kek

>>587795173
Kek'd hard

>>587795173
kek of the night

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>>587795263
>>587795324
>>587795380
>>587795434
>>587795475
>>587795580

>>587795681

Euros celebrate Christmas? I thought that was strictly an American holiday.

>>587795923
are you fucking retarded !?!?!?!?!!!?

>>587795681
>"So anon, can we expect a nice girlfriend round the table with us next year? We want grankids before we're too old you know, and we haven't seen hide nor hint of any girls from you"

>>587795263
>>587795324
>>587795380
>>587795434
>>587795475
>>587795580
>>587795580
>>587795681
>>587795702
>>587795719
>>587795804
>>587795837
>>587795843
>>587795913
>>587795914
kek

>>587792338
>she pulled down my pants
> tfw spaggheti falls out my pocket
>she begins to laugh at my peanut butter spaghetti
>I make my way out the room in utter shame
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

>>587795923
fuck yeah Jesus died for America.
who said i was Euro?

>>587795173
Fucking kek

>>587796036
>"Sorry gramma. I'm a huge faggot. Inb4 'what about your old prom date?'"

>>587795173
>>587795263
>>587795324
>>587795380
>>587795434
>>587795475
>>587795580
>>587795702
>>587795719
>>587795750
>>587795804
>>587795837
>>587795843
>>587795913
>>587795914
>>587796054
>>587796151
IIIIITS KEKMAS

>>587796074
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #2funni.

>>587795173
KEK

>>587796347
fuck off.

>>587796353
niggers

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ayy lamo

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>>587796302
I don't gwt what's so funny about the buzz light year post tho.....

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>>587796425
Aww have I ruined your Christmas?

bump, hurry up allready, OP

>>587796525
i dont celebrate it fucktard

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>>587796590
That's a yes then.

>>587796485
I think everyones just saying Kek because like 3 people did then it just carried on.

>>587795173
KEK
E
k

>>587796590
Not anymore because he ruined it.

>>587796726
niggers

>>587794714
this image made me lol

>>587795173
Dope MayMay

>back up a little to position myself for this
>using the very little light through the door to see and edge closer
>finally hit my mark, so moist and so warm i start to slowly push
>hardly any tip is in, tightest fucking thing on this planet, literally nothing has ever compared.
>Kinda having issues and hurts a little, so used a trick i saw on porn
>have her spit into my hand and i spit too, and rub it all over my shaft
>Try again, HOLY SHIT ITS GOING IN
>each very slow thrust goes in deeper and deeper
>Being very very slow not to hurt her but inside wanting to go back shit crazy on it
>Max out on 3/4th my size (has been a issue till this day)
>Still slowly trying to loosen it a bit but this thing is elastic as fuck just squeezing my dick
> start to get a rhythm going all the while my sister, still fucking asleep is right there
>going hard enough that we are making a small smack noise every time her ass hits my inner thighs
>Honestly surprised shes taking her first time this well and fucking loving it
>Start to feel a weird build up that ive come to know all too well
>Oh fuck, i want to so bad but fuck.. what do.. it feels so right but i cant..
>Decide to play Russian roulette and see how far i can go
>lift up her shirt for the run way
>last second pull out my wet as fuck dick and launch a nuke all over north korea on her back.
>Hand and dick is a little bloody, not too bad
>Grab a towel and start to clean her up and clean me up then proceed to get dressed
>We both walk out of the closet, and right there... staring right at us half awake is my sister.
> OHFUCK.imdead
>"what are you guys doing" says my sister
>we were... looking for a board game..
>sister "you guys are weird, im going to bed"
>she walks over to the door and as she opens it to leave, dad happens to walk in at that time
>(dad) "where is she going?"
>me "shes going to bed now i guess? kek (heart still fucking pounding in my chest)
>Dad "well we are about to head out now anyways so that works"

samefag

>>587795173
Can i be the first to say

kek

>>587795173
Kek

>>587795475
Kek

>>587790255
>>587792338
>>587794734
Same fag

>>587795719
Kek

>>587796485
Kek

>>587790255
>inb4 b&

>>587796925
This is the fakest shit I have ever

>>587796968
Why yes, yes you can

>>587792714
The only good thing about id's

>anon starts to walk out, turns around and gives me a little innocent wave and says "bye"
>scared fucking sirtless as to whats to come of all this
>2 months goes by with no issues, then randomly anons dad calls me down to his "office"
>"yeah dad?"
>so is there something you wanted to tell me?
>"no not that i can think of"
>what about anon?"
>fuckme.jpg
>"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING"
>massiverage
>stupid girl told her aunt who then told mother who then told my father, her father was raging too hard to come over because he wanted to fight a 15 yearold
>Grounded for the next few months, every single time i went outside from that moment on it was pure awkwardness especially when i saw either of them
>finally moved out when i was 18 and never saw any of them again
>Found out later on, she got caught with multiple boys so her father stopped blaming the guys and realized it was the daughter
>lols
The end. Hope you enjoyed. I have some crazy stories but this was my first time just wanted to see how it went.

>>587797034
wow, good catch, anon
I feel safe knowing youre around to point out all the samesies

>>587797247
>implying this shit is fake
>implying op is a massive faggot
>your mom

>>587797550
Fucking dumb bitches can never keep shut.

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>>587797550
pics or it didn't happen.

>>587797550

why was the dad angry?

>>587797818
moshi moshi
beito desu

>>587798003
Why wouldnt he be angry... lol

>>587794444
winrar

>>587796103

>dinner

>7 AM eastern time zone

Logic says you're Euro?

>>587795973

I hope you're joking...

>>587796925

12 year old virgin takes an 8 inch cock for the first time, and loves it, much less doesn't cry out?

LOL.

Keep on being /b/, /b/.

>>587798642
Like i said, i was honestly surprised, everyone told me bitches cry the first time lol

>>587798642
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S MAD THEY DONT HAVE AN 8 INCH COCK

>>587798786

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S MAD BECAUSE I CALLED OUT THEIR BULLSHIT STORY

>>587799021
That wasnt me who replied lol it was a random.. But im not mad.

>>587799021
THAT WASNT MY STORY

LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO READ ID'S, YOU SMALL DICK FAGET

>>587795173
Lol

>>587799138
Kill yourself

>>587792411
>implying oldfags use the word "newfag"