NZ Thread Baby Jesus Edition.

>>587749459
What'd everone get for christmas?

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Hello, boys!

>>587749731
The gift of talking with you on Christmas.

>>587749907
Awww, thank's bro.

>>587750104
I got clothes, chocolate and a bit of coin, oh and some cologne shit.

How about you?

>>587749731
i got socks bro

>>587750307
Dumbledore?

>>587750284
Chocolate, some money, and a game called Liar's Dice. Pretty addictive game.

>>587750459
Do you play a lot of games like that?

>>587750704
Nah, it was just a little cheap thing I got given.

anyone else amped for the suffocation tour?

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Merry Christmas bros!

Chch in

>>587749814
Merry Xmas GW

>>587749731
Money, top that I wanted, boxer briefs and a watch

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>>587751113
M-merry Christmas to you, too.

>you just made me feel all tingly.

>>587751036
the crossed is the best comic series eva

>>587750842
Fuck yeah!!

>>587751326
Sweet!

Had a good one?

>>587751328
Haha yeah it's brutal

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>>587751444

>>587751608
Too bad no more mike smith but oh well

>>587751608
Triiiiiiiiiips

>>587751328
>best comic series ever
>not The Sandman

pfft

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>>587751688
>>587751744

>>587751036
where u at
im in bishopdale

>>587751904
Was in bish before

Back home near the city

>>587751516
Yeah, wasn't too bad, aye, just a small one.

What about you?

>>587752075
Yeah pretty good

Didn't drink because it fucks with the meds but still pretty decent

I played volleyball and pictionary today. Im also going for a morning fish tomorrow.

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>>587751999

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NELSON/BLENHEIM NATE HERE FLIRT WITH A FUCKING CHICK LIKE I DONT GOT THE AUTISM TODAY FUN WITH FAMILY AND SHIT FUCK U LONELY LOSER
>i love you guys

>>587752178
What about a different type of buzz or is that a no no too?

>>587752181
>pictionary today
Didn't end in family members being killed?

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>>587752403
are you get da pusi b0ss?

>>587752403
Sup bro.

>>587752190
Damn double trips for Xmas FAAAAAK!

>>587752759
shes 16 and i have phimosis and tbh i have the feitsh that moot has XD
>>587752793
sup bro

>>587753101
16 is legit in this country tho.....
phimosis can be cured with careful masturbation.

>>587753101
>and i have phimosis
I thought someone was just trolling with that.

>>587752746
I haven't really tried, I've had a few slivers of acid which was okay but that's about it

>>587753101
>i have the feitsh that moot has XD
Which is?

>>587753623
m00 is meet one chick in london and try git da pusi

>>587752746
>family members being killed
No because we only fight over monopoly like any respectful white family.

>>587753264
>>587753283
no thanks im happy atm till i can find a doctor who i dont run into at the supermarket for a chat
>>587753623
hey newfriend how are you

>>587753861
just get some mosturizer. play with your dick skin in the shower or something, just try stretch a lil every day. few months be cure

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did i do good?

>>587753530
What was the acid like? Or was it likely 2c-i (or whatever it's called)?

>>587753783
Played that at my flat once, having never really played it. We didn't finish because my mate packed a massive sad and refused to keep playing, or even talk with us.

To this day we're still unsure what set her off, haha.

>>587754515
Lol...

>>587754697
what??

>>587754515
what the fuck do i just read.

>>587754809
What did she say?

>>587754950
im not gay

>>587754950
>>587754909
>>587754697
she hasnt replied

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>tfw spending Christmas completely sober
as soon it hits 12:0:01 i am hitting the bottles

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>>587754950

>>587754515
im also not looking for sex or am i a pedo.
> wut

>>587755033
Send her a message asking:

Have you had a bowel movement today?

>>587755060
Good morning.

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ok i think i fixed it??

>>587755284
Merry Christmas!

lmao there's only 8 other people posting

>>587755466
Lol...

where my Taurangay hyung @?

>>587755470
You too.

>>587755750
It's basically all me posting.

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>>587755820
Hai

guys im scared wat if she doesnt reply :'(

what pic of me is better this one

>>587755466
bruh, anytime you have more than one message inbetween her messages you dun goofed.
in other news, you goofed it from the beginning.
learn from this, i dun many a goof like this in my time.

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>>587756048

>>587755931
ily~

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>>587755060
ill have some shots with ya

>>587756347
what an ugly kid

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or this one

>>587756446
fuck up cunt

>>587756347
you must send gas mask for the lulz

>>587756379
That's gay, bro.

>>587756446
Fuck your mouth, bitch.

>9
>9
>Still 9

>>587756576
You should fucking lift, cunt.

>>587756429
I

AM

HYPE

>>587756664
9

The exact same number that was in that quest, thing, I think.

WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TONIGHT, BOYS.

>>587756620
not yet bro i still might be able to fix this
>>587756133
how do i fix this do i delete them or send her a message saying idk FUCKING HELP

>>587755225
do you even know how to talk to girls, anon?

>>587756576
creepy smile bro lol
ily though man

>>587756898
Say:

"Sorry, that wasn't me, it was my niece, I'm letting her use my computer for a bit".

nate here i will go to the jim if i can get wifi there my mum is co owner of it ironicly despite me being the only one in my family who hasnt really been in there

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>>587756652
>i love Yoona
what's gay about that?

>>587756898
just be honest and say that your aren't really good at communicating or that you are a bit nervous.
something like that maybe.
then wait for her reply, don't send any more messages.

>>587756576
You look like the type of gentleman that has a MASSIVE collection of shit porn.

>>587757201
bru, i used that excuse when i was 14. "my friend had my phone" that has never been true, not once. it's just something i used to try get out of the goof i put myself in.

>>587757229
Go to the gym, cunt.

>>587757236
It wasn't yoona.

>>587757136
im not use to smiling
>>587757201
no no i cant lie to my future wife :/

>>587757428
Yes.

>>587757535
>no no i cant lie to my future wife :/
Ask her how to get to Seseame Street.

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Any weed in upper hutt region ?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>587756576
Youre ugly like most kiwis are. Most of you would fit in real nice in Alabama or West Virginia with all of the other inbreds.

anyone know what happened to the chch park dudes? i either fell asleep or was busy doing something else.

>>587758271
Post a photo of yourself.

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>mfw people actually thought She was going to abdicate tonight

God Save Her, lads. Merry Christmas.

>>587758460
Um you know it's just been announced she's a lesbian with a craving for upholstery?

>>587758446
this

>>587758460
post that one .jpg wHERe she's laughing

Man, fuck xmas.

>>587758747
wub habben?

>>587758175
Sun can be bad for your skin, alcohol fucks with your liver, weed isnt worse than those things.

>>587758747
Shut up Scrooge.

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>>587758879
this guy gets it

>>587758698
nah ur thinking about ur mum m8 lmao

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my internet saw what i was doing and stepped in

>>587759135
prob robbery aye lamo

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>>587758727

>>587758879
alcohol>weed

>>587759118
Its much better for you than alcohol in my opinion, its just not a good thing to take for parties unless you have strains that give you more of an upper high.

>>587759308
Merry Christmas!

>>587759308
There's only room for one queen in this thread, and he's a nazi from Tauranga!

>>587759255
Hahaha.

Just start writing shit we tell you.

Like:

"I've had severe expressions of interest from several very highly sort after Asian businessmen."

"I never noticed it before but I think it suits you."

"You're not that special."

>>587759436
Can we all agree that molly>alcohol and coke+xanax>alcohol or anything?

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>>587759597
>and he's a nazi from Tauranga!
Ohh, you!

>>587759508
i prefer weed>alcohol because alcohol mainly fucks with me the next day.

>tfw kissed 8 girls this year

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>>587759742
Oh.

lets all agree heroin does the most damage of all it hasnt solve anything contributed to anything good its profits go straight to the taliban

Sup gisborne fag here.
It's rnv time.
Let's pull shall we?

>>587760038
Must be crazy having 8 sisters.

>>587760038
How many of them have laid charges?

>>587760145
If you're from Gisborne chances are you'll take whatever you can get.

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>>587759742
you did your best to save it.

>>587756576
>>587756347
Holy fuck you look like a sperglord

>>587760292
tbh now idk what shes going
1 AM THREAD WILL POST MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING
>with the girl who sold me all my minecraft teddys and toys at the warehouse
>it went quite well

>>587760279
Any girl that's not my cousin. I'm moving to auckland in a couple months Also let's chat up girls.

>>587760095
Let's just agree that all recreational drugs are immoral.

>>587760146
i wouldn't know

>>587760166
zHERo

>>587760557
>Also let's chat up girls.
I don't want to.

>>587760409
got autism my friend not sperges boy

Whos going to win the super bowl niggers?

>>587760951
Yes, niggers will win. Not a white man's sport anymore.

These threads crack me up, always the same shit

>anyone got any weed?
>pictures of korean girls
>retarded kid shitposting

>>587761269
>retarded kid shitposting

That one's you, right?

>>587761269
Well...do you have any?

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Any fellow kiwifags willing to gift some nudes to anon?

>>587761130
Its more white than you think
>QB-White
>OL-White
>TE-White
>DE-White
>LB-White
>Kicker/Punter-White
>Coach-White
>Owners-White

>>587761508
In the name of xmas

>>587760557
how

>>587761581
its probably past her bedtime

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>>587761508

>>587761269
>>pictures of korean girls
what else are you supposed to do in a kpop thread?

talk about the music?

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>>587761760
guyz?

guys have i truely fucked it up with her? please be honest

>>587762417
Yea.

>>587762417
Nah, it's salvageable, just gotta keep messaging her. She'll come around bro.

>>587762417
true nzer reportng in

you fucked it up m8

>>587762417
most possibly. don't kill yourself though bro.
i haven't even spoken to a grill in maybe a year.

>>587762886
Yeah, difference though is that you're a homo.

>>587762417
Wait until tomorrow m8, pretend you were drunk.

>>587762990
why are you trying to insult me on the internets for though.

>>587763135
Um, wow, omg, ok, thanks for saying that you think being gay is insulting, ok, omg, all I was saying is that like it's different for you, wow, because you're not sexually interested in girls.

Wow, the bigotry on this board is outstanding.

TFW IM A TRUE NZER ACCORDING TO SPORTSBRO

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>>587763039
going to do this
>IN THE MEAN TIME....... I NEED A COOL KID GREETING

TFW TRUE NZER

You want NZ nudes? just look up MissAlice94. A kiwi webcam girl on MFC

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>90% of the 4chan users are lurkers

IMPORTANT

ROLL CALL

DON'T BE SHY AND PARTICIPATE

http://strawpoll.me/3259192

>>587763724
nate is that you?

>>587763724
"hey girl i'm a cool kid"

>>587763824
what do u mean
>>587763854
failed me

>>587763799
I AM HERE

>>587764036
dude, just b casual

just say hey, hows your christmas going? u wanna come over and watch some kdrama?

>>587763559
don't spin words into bullshit.
saying some one is a homo is insulting yes. if some one is a homo that's their choice, i don't give a fuck.

Hello guys!
How was your Christmas?
What did you get, sorry for reporting in so late, but now Im here for you. lol

>>587764232
>kdrama
You mean Starcraft II matches?

>>587763794
Mfc?

>>587763724
If dubs you have to say:

"What's up you pussy arse bitch?!"

>>587764432
ye

>>587764355
http://strawpoll.me/3259192

>>587764468
if dubs he says

i have poo stain

Napier reporting. Got a fusion radio for my car and chocolate

>>587764320
>being gay is a choice

WOW. THAT GUY WAS RIGHT. SO MUCH BIGOTRY.

IF HE DUBS HE SAYS

FUCK U, BITHCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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WELL I FUCKED IT UP GUYS

>>587764320
Just shut up and fuck me.

hello, im gay

AMA

>>587764355
None of your business.

>>587764498
Is that a virus?

>>587764635
how is that fucked, you have just made her night.

>>587764723
where did IDs even go tho?

>>587764635
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>587764735
:( Why so mean today?

>>587764547
>fusion
Good try.

Fusion is like 40 years away at least.

>>587763794
I don't know man, I can't watch MissAlice knowing that she's a New Zealander. It's like watching my sister.

>>587764753
no

but if it actually was i would still say no

>>587764754
>>587764825
i like his grammer so i copied it without reading it >.< guys im scared

>>587764635
>not wanting to come over and watch kdrama
her loss

>>587764635
Nate, fucking no.

"Hey"
"Hey, wanna come over?"

Hahahahaha.

"Hey
Hey.."

>>587764970
hey hey

>>587764723
Do you like the smell of cock as much as me?

>>587764922
DUDE, IT WAS ME


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

>>587764887
Thats exactly why I watch her.

>>587764850
Call me a faggot and then I'll be ok.

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>>587764887
Tell me where to go

>>587765034
ONLY THE ONES THAT SMELL OF MILK AND CHEESE

>>587752220
jizzus came

>>587765113
http://malice94.tumblr.com

>>587765189
fuck off, retard

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>>587765151
YES!

>>587765110
Nope. Why should I?

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>>587765303
ty

>>587765365
why don't you get your fuck on?

>>587765717
lmao dude, it's a fake

think before you post

TFW 1 MESSAGE IN KAKAO TALK

>>587765650
Because I told you to.

>>587765303
SHES TOO SKINNY

GROSS

>>587765666
Shame about everything.

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>>587766275
huh

>>587765666
>http://malice94.tumblr.com
beautifull trips n porn

>>587766474
9/10
Nice bike, would ride.

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hey guys nate here if i wrote a small book called:cringe and the world will cringe with you
the fedored gentlemans guide to talking to women. would you guys buy it

>>587766474
brave sitting on a chair pulled out of a skip.

>>587766621
xo

>>587766831
yes

>>587766831
Lol did you go to school with all these girls or something?

>>587766831
how do you acquire so many people to talk to.

>>587766831
Is this guy srs? New to NZ threads here.

>>587766091
nope. bye bye :D lol

>>587766831
>Cringe and the world cringes with you
>Fap and you fap alone.

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i want cis-het scum to leave

>>587766831
say "ay gurl r u a beaver coz dam"

>>587766836
That chair isn't carrying anything she isn't already carrying herself.

>>587766966
hello newfriend.

>>587766930
nope there from blenheim so they no me just not well its picton and blenheims way of outbreeding

>>587767199
TFW ILL SEE THIS BITCH IN CAMPUS NEXT YEAR

>>587766966
>New to NZ threads here
Hey new friend. It's a rule that you have to post pictures of yourself.

>>587766994
Oh, bye.

>>587767092
>>Fap and you fap alone
Not always.

why are IDs even gone??

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>>587766501
>>587766621
>>587766836
Agreed

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guys i kinda feel cringed like really cringe im wearing my fedora and taking it off when i chat to them but the cringe stays with me :'( why cringe

>>587767726
i would cook her eggs.

>>587767917
Did she unfriend you? I don't use facebook so I don't know how it works.

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>>587767917
That NZ dating tab lol

>>587767917
LOOOOOOOL

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>>587768062

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>>587767917
MGS
Muh nigga

Theres an NZ camgirl on Chaturbate right now... jus sayin

>>587768178
she gets none of the bacon though.

>>587768261
oh no its a zero punctioantion review i was watching videos of him ripping the shit out of shit games and making there fanfags cry

>>587749731
Lawn Mower

guys should i stop trying to message fb girls

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>>587768439
you tell me this but no sauce.

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ROLLESTON YEAH

why can't this fucking country have a cold south, everywhere is fucking hot

LOL, DID SHE BLOCK YOU? THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF GETTING BROKEN LINKS

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>>587768439
link cunt

>>587768679
yes newfriend

>>587768553
No i'll tell you what to say.
first step say heyy.
then talk not you're hot play the long con to get more nudes become friendly in within 3 months you'll need to advance
you get nudes easy

Napier reporting in

>>587768756
HUHEUEUEUHEHUEUHEUHEUHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUHEUHE

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>>587768470
still muh nigga

>>587768583

candice_on_cam

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>>587768455

>>587768813
Liar.

>>587768859
NIQQA, GIVE US LINK

>>587768809
sounds like shit bruh.
heyy. (hey, we're not fucking 12 anymore)
then talk not you're hot..... (get straight to the point, ayy baby u wanna sum fuk)
3 month wait (follow previous step u git da pusi tonight)

>>587768846
thanks anyone want me to try again

>>587769146
lern2google

>>587769167
based anon you proved me wrong.
teach me your ways

>>587768859
>candice_on_cam

she has a prominent vagina

>>587769006
i will not make her poached eggs. she will have to suffice with scrambled.

>>587769281
She's kinda nasty

>>587769069
Live on bluff hill.

Jack c-m browsing this thread?

UGLY STOCKINGS

>>587769289
I'll just give link to kiwi nudes

http://imgur.com/a/WkOIK

>>587769398
No such place in Napier.

>>587768859
she looks like a prostitute

WTF

SHE LOOKS LIKE A HEROIN ADDICT


TF IS THE MASK FOR??

HER VAG LOOKS WEIRD, ITS FLAPPY

SHE MUSTVE BEEN SO FAT, IT LOOKS IKE EXCESS VAG SKIN

>>587769289
fried or fertilised?

>>587769527
-.-

just off shakespeare road.

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>>587769791
icwutudidthere

>>587769860
Why are you lying on the internet?

>>587769997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

>>587769704
her voice is fucking annoying. holy fuck i'm out.

>>587770191
Lol. Why would anyone do such a thing. Where are you reporting in from then?

>>587770227
I dont mind her voice

her skin is weird though

>>587770227
yeah she nasty

>>587770364
Bluff Hill off Shaking spear road.

>>587769281
Why is she wearing a mask? That's lame.

>>587770601
she knows her dad lurks on the site

>>587770702
her dad is actually a really nice guy ok

>>587770702
If she took it off would she die?

>>587770580
Lewl

Candice Lee from Dunedin.

>>587770938
it would be very painful

>>587770918
ik, he was the principal at my sschool

>>587771016
Nah, Marewa.

>>587771182
yea he was my first kiss ok

someone perform a christmas miracle and buy me arma 3

>>587771364
Ahh sweet.

Do a backflip, Johnny

>>587771488
this no beg thread. gtfo

>>587771488
steam?

>>587749731
knife n a bottle of scotch. booya