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NZ Thread Baby Jesus Edition.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ Thread

Baby Jesus Edition.
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>>587749459
What'd everone get for christmas?
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Hello, boys!
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>>587749731
The gift of talking with you on Christmas.
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>>587749907
Awww, thank's bro.
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>>587750104
I got clothes, chocolate and a bit of coin, oh and some cologne shit.

How about you?
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>>587749731
i got socks bro
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>>587750307
Dumbledore?
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>>587750284
Chocolate, some money, and a game called Liar's Dice. Pretty addictive game.
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>>587750459
Do you play a lot of games like that?
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>>587750704
Nah, it was just a little cheap thing I got given.
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anyone else amped for the suffocation tour?
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Merry Christmas bros!

Chch in
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>>587749814
Merry Xmas GW
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>>587749731
Money, top that I wanted, boxer briefs and a watch
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>>587751113
M-merry Christmas to you, too.

>you just made me feel all tingly.
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>>587751036
the crossed is the best comic series eva
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>>587750842
Fuck yeah!!
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>>587751326
Sweet!

Had a good one?
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>>587751328
Haha yeah it's brutal
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>>587751444
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>>587751608
Too bad no more mike smith but oh well
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>>587751608
Triiiiiiiiiips
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>>587751328
>best comic series ever
>not The Sandman

pfft
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>>587751688
>>587751744
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>>587751036
where u at
im in bishopdale
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>>587751904
Was in bish before

Back home near the city
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>>587751516
Yeah, wasn't too bad, aye, just a small one.

What about you?
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>>587752075
Yeah pretty good

Didn't drink because it fucks with the meds but still pretty decent
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I played volleyball and pictionary today. Im also going for a morning fish tomorrow.
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>>587751999
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NELSON/BLENHEIM NATE HERE FLIRT WITH A FUCKING CHICK LIKE I DONT GOT THE AUTISM TODAY FUN WITH FAMILY AND SHIT FUCK U LONELY LOSER
>i love you guys
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>>587752178
What about a different type of buzz or is that a no no too?

>>587752181
>pictionary today
Didn't end in family members being killed?
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>>587752403
are you get da pusi b0ss?
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>>587752403
Sup bro.
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>>587752190
Damn double trips for Xmas FAAAAAK!
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>>587752759
shes 16 and i have phimosis and tbh i have the feitsh that moot has XD
>>587752793
sup bro
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>>587753101
16 is legit in this country tho.....
phimosis can be cured with careful masturbation.
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>>587753101
>and i have phimosis
I thought someone was just trolling with that.
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>>587752746
I haven't really tried, I've had a few slivers of acid which was okay but that's about it
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>>587753101
>i have the feitsh that moot has XD
Which is?
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>>587753623
m00 is meet one chick in london and try git da pusi
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>>587752746
>family members being killed
No because we only fight over monopoly like any respectful white family.
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>>587753264
>>587753283
no thanks im happy atm till i can find a doctor who i dont run into at the supermarket for a chat
>>587753623
hey newfriend how are you
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>>587753861
just get some mosturizer. play with your dick skin in the shower or something, just try stretch a lil every day. few months be cure
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did i do good?
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>>587753530
What was the acid like? Or was it likely 2c-i (or whatever it's called)?

>>587753783
Played that at my flat once, having never really played it. We didn't finish because my mate packed a massive sad and refused to keep playing, or even talk with us.

To this day we're still unsure what set her off, haha.
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>>587754515
Lol...
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>>587754697
what??
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>>587754515
what the fuck do i just read.
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>>587754809
What did she say?
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>>587754950
im not gay
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>>587754950
>>587754909
>>587754697
she hasnt replied
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>tfw spending Christmas completely sober
as soon it hits 12:0:01 i am hitting the bottles
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>>587754950
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>>587754515
im also not looking for sex or am i a pedo.
> wut
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>>587755033
Send her a message asking:

Have you had a bowel movement today?
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>>587755060
Good morning.
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ok i think i fixed it??
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>>587755284
Merry Christmas!
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lmao there's only 8 other people posting
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>>587755466
Lol...
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where my Taurangay hyung @?
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>>587755470
You too.

>>587755750
It's basically all me posting.
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>>587755820
Hai
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guys im scared wat if she doesnt reply :'(
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what pic of me is better this one
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>>587755466
bruh, anytime you have more than one message inbetween her messages you dun goofed.
in other news, you goofed it from the beginning.
learn from this, i dun many a goof like this in my time.
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>>587756048
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>>587755931
ily~
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>>587755060
ill have some shots with ya
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>>587756347
what an ugly kid
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or this one
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>>587756446
fuck up cunt

>>587756347
you must send gas mask for the lulz
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>>587756379
That's gay, bro.

>>587756446
Fuck your mouth, bitch.
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>9
>9
>Still 9
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>>587756576
You should fucking lift, cunt.
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>>587756429
I

AM

HYPE
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>>587756664
9

The exact same number that was in that quest, thing, I think.

WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TONIGHT, BOYS.
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>>587756620
not yet bro i still might be able to fix this
>>587756133
how do i fix this do i delete them or send her a message saying idk FUCKING HELP
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>>587755225
do you even know how to talk to girls, anon?
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>>587756576
creepy smile bro lol
ily though man
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>>587756898
Say:

"Sorry, that wasn't me, it was my niece, I'm letting her use my computer for a bit".
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nate here i will go to the jim if i can get wifi there my mum is co owner of it ironicly despite me being the only one in my family who hasnt really been in there
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>>587756652
>i love Yoona
what's gay about that?
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>>587756898
just be honest and say that your aren't really good at communicating or that you are a bit nervous.
something like that maybe.
then wait for her reply, don't send any more messages.
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>>587756576
You look like the type of gentleman that has a MASSIVE collection of shit porn.
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>>587757201
bru, i used that excuse when i was 14. "my friend had my phone" that has never been true, not once. it's just something i used to try get out of the goof i put myself in.
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>>587757229
Go to the gym, cunt.
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>>587757236
It wasn't yoona.
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>>587757136
im not use to smiling
>>587757201
no no i cant lie to my future wife :/
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>>587757428
Yes.
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>>587757535
>no no i cant lie to my future wife :/
Ask her how to get to Seseame Street.
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Any weed in upper hutt region ?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>587756576
Youre ugly like most kiwis are. Most of you would fit in real nice in Alabama or West Virginia with all of the other inbreds.
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anyone know what happened to the chch park dudes? i either fell asleep or was busy doing something else.
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>>587758271
Post a photo of yourself.
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>mfw people actually thought She was going to abdicate tonight

God Save Her, lads. Merry Christmas.
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>>587758460
Um you know it's just been announced she's a lesbian with a craving for upholstery?
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>>587758446
this
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>>587758460
post that one .jpg wHERe she's laughing
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Man, fuck xmas.
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>>587758747
wub habben?
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>>587758175
Sun can be bad for your skin, alcohol fucks with your liver, weed isnt worse than those things.
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>>587758747
Shut up Scrooge.
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>>587758879
this guy gets it
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>>587758698
nah ur thinking about ur mum m8 lmao
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my internet saw what i was doing and stepped in
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>>587759135
prob robbery aye lamo
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>>587758727
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>>587758879
alcohol>weed
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>>587759118
Its much better for you than alcohol in my opinion, its just not a good thing to take for parties unless you have strains that give you more of an upper high.
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>>587759308
Merry Christmas!
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>>587759308
There's only room for one queen in this thread, and he's a nazi from Tauranga!
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>>587759255
Hahaha.

Just start writing shit we tell you.

Like:

"I've had severe expressions of interest from several very highly sort after Asian businessmen."

"I never noticed it before but I think it suits you."

"You're not that special."
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>>587759436
Can we all agree that molly>alcohol and coke+xanax>alcohol or anything?
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>>587759597
>and he's a nazi from Tauranga!
Ohh, you!
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>>587759508
i prefer weed>alcohol because alcohol mainly fucks with me the next day.
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>tfw kissed 8 girls this year
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>>587759742
Oh.
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lets all agree heroin does the most damage of all it hasnt solve anything contributed to anything good its profits go straight to the taliban
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Sup gisborne fag here.
It's rnv time.
Let's pull shall we?
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>>587760038
Must be crazy having 8 sisters.
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>>587760038
How many of them have laid charges?
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>>587760145
If you're from Gisborne chances are you'll take whatever you can get.
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>>587759742
you did your best to save it.
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>>587756576
>>587756347
Holy fuck you look like a sperglord
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>>587760292
tbh now idk what shes going
1 AM THREAD WILL POST MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING
>with the girl who sold me all my minecraft teddys and toys at the warehouse
>it went quite well
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>>587760279
Any girl that's not my cousin. I'm moving to auckland in a couple months Also let's chat up girls.
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>>587760095
Let's just agree that all recreational drugs are immoral.
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>>587760146
i wouldn't know

>>587760166
zHERo
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>>587760557
>Also let's chat up girls.
I don't want to.
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>>587760409
got autism my friend not sperges boy
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Whos going to win the super bowl niggers?
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>>587760951
Yes, niggers will win. Not a white man's sport anymore.
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These threads crack me up, always the same shit

>anyone got any weed?
>pictures of korean girls
>retarded kid shitposting
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>>587761269
>retarded kid shitposting

That one's you, right?
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>>587761269
Well...do you have any?
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Any fellow kiwifags willing to gift some nudes to anon?
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>>587761130
Its more white than you think
>QB-White
>OL-White
>TE-White
>DE-White
>LB-White
>Kicker/Punter-White
>Coach-White
>Owners-White
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>>587761508
In the name of xmas
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>>587760557
how
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>>587761581
its probably past her bedtime
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>>587761508
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>>587761269
>>pictures of korean girls
what else are you supposed to do in a kpop thread?

talk about the music?
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>>587761760
guyz?
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guys have i truely fucked it up with her? please be honest
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>>587762417
Yea.
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>>587762417
Nah, it's salvageable, just gotta keep messaging her. She'll come around bro.
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>>587762417
true nzer reportng in

you fucked it up m8
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>>587762417
most possibly. don't kill yourself though bro.
i haven't even spoken to a grill in maybe a year.
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>>587762886
Yeah, difference though is that you're a homo.
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>>587762417
Wait until tomorrow m8, pretend you were drunk.
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>>587762990
why are you trying to insult me on the internets for though.
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>>587763135
Um, wow, omg, ok, thanks for saying that you think being gay is insulting, ok, omg, all I was saying is that like it's different for you, wow, because you're not sexually interested in girls.

Wow, the bigotry on this board is outstanding.
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TFW IM A TRUE NZER ACCORDING TO SPORTSBRO
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>>587763039
going to do this
>IN THE MEAN TIME....... I NEED A COOL KID GREETING
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TFW TRUE NZER
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You want NZ nudes? just look up MissAlice94. A kiwi webcam girl on MFC
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>90% of the 4chan users are lurkers

IMPORTANT

ROLL CALL

DON'T BE SHY AND PARTICIPATE

http://strawpoll.me/3259192
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>>587763724
nate is that you?
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>>587763724
"hey girl i'm a cool kid"
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>>587763824
what do u mean
>>587763854
failed me
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>>587763799
I AM HERE
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>>587764036
dude, just b casual

just say hey, hows your christmas going? u wanna come over and watch some kdrama?
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>>587763559
don't spin words into bullshit.
saying some one is a homo is insulting yes. if some one is a homo that's their choice, i don't give a fuck.
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Hello guys!
How was your Christmas?
What did you get, sorry for reporting in so late, but now Im here for you. lol
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>>587764232
>kdrama
You mean Starcraft II matches?
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>>587763794
Mfc?
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>>587763724
If dubs you have to say:

"What's up you pussy arse bitch?!"
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>>587764432
ye
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>>587764355
http://strawpoll.me/3259192
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>>587764468
if dubs he says

i have poo stain
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Napier reporting. Got a fusion radio for my car and chocolate
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>>587764320
>being gay is a choice

WOW. THAT GUY WAS RIGHT. SO MUCH BIGOTRY.
>>
IF HE DUBS HE SAYS

FUCK U, BITHCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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WELL I FUCKED IT UP GUYS
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>>587764320
Just shut up and fuck me.
>>
hello, im gay

AMA
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>>587764355
None of your business.
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>>587764498
Is that a virus?
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>>587764635
how is that fucked, you have just made her night.
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>>587764723
where did IDs even go tho?
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>>587764635
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>587764735
:( Why so mean today?
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>>587764547
>fusion
Good try.

Fusion is like 40 years away at least.
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>>587763794
I don't know man, I can't watch MissAlice knowing that she's a New Zealander. It's like watching my sister.
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>>587764753
no

but if it actually was i would still say no
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>>587764754
>>587764825
i like his grammer so i copied it without reading it >.< guys im scared
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>>587764635
>not wanting to come over and watch kdrama
her loss
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>>587764635
Nate, fucking no.

"Hey"
"Hey, wanna come over?"

Hahahahaha.

"Hey
Hey.."
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>>587764970
hey hey
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>>587764723
Do you like the smell of cock as much as me?
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>>587764922
DUDE, IT WAS ME


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
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>>587764887
Thats exactly why I watch her.
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>>587764850
Call me a faggot and then I'll be ok.
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>>587764887
Tell me where to go
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>>587765034
ONLY THE ONES THAT SMELL OF MILK AND CHEESE
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>>587752220
jizzus came
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>>587765113
http://malice94.tumblr.com
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>>587765189
fuck off, retard
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>>587765151
YES!
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>>587765110
Nope. Why should I?
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>>587765303
ty
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>>587765365
why don't you get your fuck on?
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>>587765717
lmao dude, it's a fake

think before you post
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TFW 1 MESSAGE IN KAKAO TALK
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>>587765650
Because I told you to.
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>>587765303
SHES TOO SKINNY

GROSS
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>>587765666
Shame about everything.
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>>587766275
huh
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>>587765666
>http://malice94.tumblr.com
beautifull trips n porn
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>>587766474
9/10
Nice bike, would ride.
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hey guys nate here if i wrote a small book called:cringe and the world will cringe with you
the fedored gentlemans guide to talking to women. would you guys buy it
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>>587766474
brave sitting on a chair pulled out of a skip.
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>>587766621
xo
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>>587766831
yes
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>>587766831
Lol did you go to school with all these girls or something?
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>>587766831
how do you acquire so many people to talk to.
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>>587766831
Is this guy srs? New to NZ threads here.
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>>587766091
nope. bye bye :D lol
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>>587766831
>Cringe and the world cringes with you
>Fap and you fap alone.
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i want cis-het scum to leave
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>>587766831
say "ay gurl r u a beaver coz dam"
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>>587766836
That chair isn't carrying anything she isn't already carrying herself.
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>>587766966
hello newfriend.
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>>587766930
nope there from blenheim so they no me just not well its picton and blenheims way of outbreeding
>>
>>587767199
TFW ILL SEE THIS BITCH IN CAMPUS NEXT YEAR
>>
>>587766966
>New to NZ threads here
Hey new friend. It's a rule that you have to post pictures of yourself.

>>587766994
Oh, bye.

>>587767092
>>Fap and you fap alone
Not always.
>>
why are IDs even gone??
>>
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>>587766501
>>587766621
>>587766836
Agreed
>>
guys i kinda feel cringed like really cringe im wearing my fedora and taking it off when i chat to them but the cringe stays with me :'( why cringe
>>
>>587767726
i would cook her eggs.
>>
>>587767917
Did she unfriend you? I don't use facebook so I don't know how it works.
>>
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>>587767917
That NZ dating tab lol
>>
>>587767917
LOOOOOOOL
>>
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>>587768062
>>
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>>587767917
MGS
Muh nigga
>>
Theres an NZ camgirl on Chaturbate right now... jus sayin
>>
>>587768178
she gets none of the bacon though.
>>
>>587768261
oh no its a zero punctioantion review i was watching videos of him ripping the shit out of shit games and making there fanfags cry
>>
>>587749731
Lawn Mower
>>
guys should i stop trying to message fb girls
>>
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>>587768439
you tell me this but no sauce.
>>
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ROLLESTON YEAH

why can't this fucking country have a cold south, everywhere is fucking hot
>>
LOL, DID SHE BLOCK YOU? THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF GETTING BROKEN LINKS
>>
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>>587768439
link cunt
>>
>>587768679
yes newfriend
>>
>>587768553
No i'll tell you what to say.
first step say heyy.
then talk not you're hot play the long con to get more nudes become friendly in within 3 months you'll need to advance
you get nudes easy
>>
Napier reporting in
>>
>>587768756
HUHEUEUEUHEHUEUHEUHEUHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUHEUHE
>>
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>>587768470
still muh nigga
>>
>>587768583

candice_on_cam
>>
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>>587768455
>>
>>587768813
Liar.
>>
>>587768859
NIQQA, GIVE US LINK
>>
>>587768809
sounds like shit bruh.
heyy. (hey, we're not fucking 12 anymore)
then talk not you're hot..... (get straight to the point, ayy baby u wanna sum fuk)
3 month wait (follow previous step u git da pusi tonight)
>>
>>587768846
thanks anyone want me to try again
>>
>>587769146
lern2google
>>
>>587769167
based anon you proved me wrong.
teach me your ways
>>
>>587768859
>candice_on_cam

she has a prominent vagina
>>
>>587769006
i will not make her poached eggs. she will have to suffice with scrambled.
>>
>>587769281
She's kinda nasty
>>
>>587769069
Live on bluff hill.
>>
Jack c-m browsing this thread?
>>
UGLY STOCKINGS
>>
>>587769289
I'll just give link to kiwi nudes

http://imgur.com/a/WkOIK
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>>587769398
No such place in Napier.
>>
>>587768859
she looks like a prostitute
>>
WTF

SHE LOOKS LIKE A HEROIN ADDICT


TF IS THE MASK FOR??

HER VAG LOOKS WEIRD, ITS FLAPPY

SHE MUSTVE BEEN SO FAT, IT LOOKS IKE EXCESS VAG SKIN
>>
>>587769289
fried or fertilised?
>>
>>587769527
-.-

just off shakespeare road.
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>>587769791
icwutudidthere
>>
>>587769860
Why are you lying on the internet?
>>
>>587769997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ
>>
>>587769704
her voice is fucking annoying. holy fuck i'm out.
>>
>>587770191
Lol. Why would anyone do such a thing. Where are you reporting in from then?
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>>587770227
I dont mind her voice

her skin is weird though
>>
>>587770227
yeah she nasty
>>
>>587770364
Bluff Hill off Shaking spear road.
>>
>>587769281
Why is she wearing a mask? That's lame.
>>
>>587770601
she knows her dad lurks on the site
>>
>>587770702
her dad is actually a really nice guy ok
>>
>>587770702
If she took it off would she die?
>>
>>587770580
Lewl
>>
Candice Lee from Dunedin.
>>
>>587770938
it would be very painful
>>
>>587770918
ik, he was the principal at my sschool
>>
>>587771016
Nah, Marewa.
>>
>>587771182
yea he was my first kiss ok
>>
someone perform a christmas miracle and buy me arma 3
>>
>>587771364
Ahh sweet.

Do a backflip, Johnny
>>
>>587771488
this no beg thread. gtfo
>>
>>587771488
steam?
>>
>>587749731
knife n a bottle of scotch. booya
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