Been a few times. First time i did weekends. Wasnt too bad. I was scared to go obviously and didnt want to hoop drugs. So i ate like 30 oxazepam pills and blacked out the whole three days... apparantly i woke up one night screaming "IM SUPERMAN". Other inmates poored water on me to wake me up... i do remember waking up wondering why i was in an orange jumpsuit... freaked me the fuck out. The nect weekend i hooped oxys and was fine. Everyone just parties all weekend.. funny watching ppl smoke ciggs weed and crack knowing it all came from ppls assholrs. JAIL: MONTEITH ontario canada. Food wad gross.
>>587593150 >>587593591 The women beaters would get bounced. Immediately. One kid about twenty got his shit handed to him while his father was in pc a few dorms down. Guards were laughing. The next weekend they put him back with us. Same thing happened lol. 705 timmins here
Big difference between jail and prison. Been too both. The location really matters. Jail has a lot of people getting moved around and nothing to lose so lots of fights and threats, all sex is consensual, and all "down low brothers" or "undercover brothers"..I was in a dorm with 99 other inmates, at least 70 to 80 at all times were black and all were having some sort of sex with each other..prison is pretty laid back, lots of card games and partying and reading..people just trying to do there time and get out..hustling cigs and drugs for.food just to kill time. Not the worst thing in the world..nj, ,pa, kc, and fl time served..
>>587595475 On my last weekend it was obvious my drug use would kill Kurt Cobain and Chris Farley before 10am so the guards played aa trick on me claiming i was someone else and wouldnt release me.. they kept me another hour.
>>587591450 If you're in for a short stint (2 years or less) it's pretty much like going to summer camp. You hang out with your bros all day, work out, eat shitty food, do drugs and yes, fuck like animals. There isn't a lot if rape but it's not unheard of, typically a consensual relationship gone bad. Everyone knows to stay the fuck away from the guys with HIV & herpes so STDs aren't a big deal.
The guys on short time don't mix with the lifers too much unless they're in a gang. there are some cool ones but for the most part they're fucked in the head.
And, yeah. Most of the time you're sitting on your ass, bored as shit waiting for something to happen. I saw a guy get stabbed with a screwdriver once, which was pretty neat. Popped a lung (he lived).
>>587596259 Yea, in county and jail your murders and rapist and things like that are usually on another floor or wing, red jumpsuits in Florida..in prison it's all mixed unless sex offender or gang member.
>>587591450 Little shit faggot from jail reporting in. Been to jail 3 times. It sucks, but it's bearable if your stay is short. Mostly niggers. Also a lot of Native Americans in my area. You learn about the "courtesy flush" pretty quick. Orange is the New Black is a pretty good example of a lot of it. No buttsecks goin on in the jail when I was in there. My brother's in prison for life. He says there are dudes in there with breast implants. Haven't gotten up the courage to ask him about buttsecks yet, but what I hear is that most of it is consensual.
9 month bid here, went for dumb shit im a 5'6 white boy with a few tattoos, but rarely got fucked with. in CT everyone's a pussy in jail. just mind your own and be respectful, guard your boundaries, dont let anyone step on your toes and youll be good. dont be a fucking asshole, and dont be a softie. end of story
>>587597319 What county? As long as your not going to Bradford or Miami Dade you'll survive..Bradford is just so dirty and boring you'll wanna die..run to Jacksonville and.do your time in the duval prison farm, it's like studio 54 lol...
>>587597742 me again, but yeah and no matter what your charges, dont tell people, regardless of the crime it will be used against you. I was actually gonna start a ask a convict/rso anything thread if you fellas are interested.
>>587597979 Think I'm going to go fuck my girlfriend..drink coffee and smoke cigarettes while eating what ever I want..that's the taste of freedom after prison..it's the little things like fried chicken and a double shot espresso that you miss..everything tastes so different when you get out, still wake up some nights forgetting I'm out..it's weird to wake up free sometimes..
>>587598226 nah none of that shit, there's definitely traps/gays in jail but they dont go forcing shit. if you like dudes, you find other fags and fuck around without co's knowing. No rape, no random ass beatings. If you get fucked up, you deserved it. &++ most dudes will make you uncomfortable in the showers, just to piss you off.
>>587598337 It's all we had..an automatic system would mix the bleach and detergent for washing trays..we would save the powder that would come out the hose and save it to put in the trays of sex.offender food..that dorm would get there water and tea pissed in everyday..them boys got fucked with bad..a couple died after I left
>>587598491 I've never been to prison, just jail for DUIs and a cop trumping up an assault charge (said I made him fear for his life). It's actually my stepbrother, so we're not biologically related. His life wasn't going that great and he was getting depressed. He was engaged to be married to this chick and she changed her mind. He flipped out and stabbed her to death. I was pretty mad at him about it for a while, but after going to jail and getting a taste of what he's living through I had a change of heart. I write to him a lot now.
Its almost worse being a guard, there was a new guy once who was friendly and shit and basically talked to an inmate about their families outside. Inmate got a guy on the outside to Doxx the guard and basically said his niggers will kill his family if he doesn't do him favors now
>>587598924 Very white, who the fuck doesn't love fried.chicken? Spent my last sixty days planning out what I was gonna eat and what drugs and who was gonna fuck, when I got out all that mattered was that mother fucking popeyes chicken!
>>587599655 Yea totally..you'll learn real quick the one drawback of being white..niggers are going to be swinging dick all day and no matter how hard you try not.to your.gonna see it...dudes gunning off in the showers, the smell of niggers shit...pretty good reasons to stay of cuffs
My ex girlfriend was in prison once, but she kept writing, because I was the only one who did not give a damn about what she did ( stealing a car for gambling money).
She told me she got harrased by other inmates. The visitor room in the woman prison is just a bunch of tables, where inmates and visitors culd walk freely(after a cop searched pockets and stuff), it was open, everyone could sit anywhere. Even there she got harrased, by a look. and a silent "ssst" (with the finger and the knive to the troath gesture) . that moment I walked to the bully. and grabbed her hair, could smash her face 4 times to the table with her hair before the officers got me.
Never seen that much blood and crying people and even a few laughing inmates , my ex girlfriend gave me a smile when the prison guards escorted me out, in her latest letter she told me nobody even dared to look at her wrongly and made a lot of friends.
I got 120 hours of comunity service and 1 week in prison for beating up the fat bitch who harrassed my ex-girlfriend.
COUNTY JAIL, OK : 8 Months for Obstruction of an Officer, (Farce charge. I had an attitude with an Officer who was yelling at me, this was the charge. I was being prosecuted for one year in prison. I accepted 8 months.)
I was 18 at the time, just finished Highschool and was working. I had a bad relationship, (I never hit her.) broke it off with the girl, and the girl began dating a LEO. I was fucked.
My eight months was an absolute fucking nightmare. We had two meals a day if we were lucky. It was mostly Dinner only, or just a lunch for the day. During the eight months, I saw the outside only once. We were typically on 24 hour lockdown. Cell was very small, about the size of a closet. 20 - 30 people to a very small cell. We literally slept ontop of another. Staff, and other infectors were abundant. TB was a very common one. Typically wake up to find 3 - 10 people dead every other week. Contacting the Jailers was a major no-no. If you did so, "bothering them", you spent the next week to a month, or even the rest of your sentence in isolation. We've had people starve to death because other inmates would steal food. It depends on the Jail. Some are good, some are bad. The Jail I was in was accused several times of human-rights violations, but they never went any where. The Jail was since knocked down after a fire. I still get randomly nervous at times, scared shitless when speaking to an Officer, eat like no tomorrow, etc.
>>587600401 It's like a dead body of an animal in the sun..you never forget the smell of 50 yard apes coming in from sweating there balls off playing in the yard and taking a shit...no deodorant, no shower, just a long no wipe nigger shit...that's a smell you never forget
>>587601101 like i said, if they know youre a newfag to jail they will hollar at you, joke around bust your balls anbout your body and shit. typical high school shower scene. all in all you're all in the same position so fellas make it go by. >PRO TIP: >when you get to jail, grow a fucking sense of humor, or have a horrible horrible time.
>>587591450 Well, OP, I did 56 months in Missouri Dept. of Corrections. As far as sex goes, there are so many queens in the joint willing to give it away (overwhelmingly nig nogs, but I digress) that you don't really have to worry about rape. Caveat: I was in a minimum security facility, can't speak for max. So, to answer your question, for me anyway, the joint is NOTHING like you see in the movies.
>>587601705 Totally true, did county time in Jackson, Kansas city, it was he'll, mdoc was easy..where ever you are if you want trouble it will.find you..you want sex it will happen..want.to be left alone and not.fucked with, mind your business, learn to play spades, and don't go back. It's the boredom that is the worst thing to fear
There is an internet computer in a comunity room, but only for reading headlines news, 90% of content is blocked. You can use it to write letters to lawyers, or home .
There is a store, where you can buy soap, magazines, newspapers, cigarettes, carbonated drinks. and chewinggum. You can order other stuff once a week( crisps, dried sausage or other snacks). it is bought by an officer, so you really need to keep him a friend (if you knwo what I mean) Everyone can rent a tv for his room. headphones are obligatory. nobody wants to hear noise from someone else.
The unwritten 'keep silent hour' rule after dinner is for spotting the guards, so we know where they are and can do things not ment for daylight (smugglers hour).
Every prisoner has his own cell, but is not allowed to keep all his property in his 'bedroom' there are lockers outside. cells need to be clean and tidy 24/7 like in the army. But that ios not really a punishment.
last year, they closed a prison, because there is a lack of prisoners. There are 8500 long term proisoners today ( 5 years or longer ) We have two guards for every prisoner. in total most working parttime.
>>587601247 I call bs. Prison "guards" refer to themselves as correctional officers. And what we call the thumper days ended in like the 80's. Unless you mean getting a lock in a sock by other inmates.
Spent a year in prison, my first 3 months was in solitude. I went crazy within those 3 months because I didn't have anyone to talk to nor any roommates, then they put my in GP and my time went by fast as hell. Those 3 months felt like 3 years.
>>587603802 Fuck no. I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten foot pole. Not saying it doesn't happen, but usually the investigator finds out about it pretty quickly and if a person gets caught they face up to 4 years in prison. And it's not always men. The last one I'm aware of was a female who got tangled up with a female offender.
>>587605532 I actually watched a guy like that during the academy. They interviewed him after he knocked somebody up and asked him his methods. They prey on the weak and people that are too strict/too lax.
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