9 decides grill that I really like but am such a beta will never

I'm gay.

plz rub my ass cheeks, spread them apart, and wiggle yer finger in there

sup Courtney <3 That's what I have as you in my phone book :) I'm lonely

>>587441379
rofl

>>587441379

OP here, I won't do this to start it off, it's just too stupid. Waiting for new roller.

>>587441379
kek

>>587441379

...winrar... I guess

>>587441587
Op is a fag

>>587441379
Rawniw

Gurl, show me dem titties.

Cock or glock, it's your choice, bitch.

>>587441798
dammit so close

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>>587441587
FFAAAAAGGGGGGG DETECTED

>>587441798
roll

*rubs nipples*

hey there!

>>587441019
>courtney <3
> <3

kek

Rolling for: "I love you courtney. Please give me a chance to show you that I am the best man in the world. I will treat you like a queen. I will buy you whatever you want, do whatever you want, even if I don't wnat to, etc. Please let me call you my girlfriend. I love you."

>>587441587
Hey Courtney I was just layin here thinkin about updating to a later version of iOS so I could stop living in 2013 and act like a real fucking boy. Anyway my friends on /b/ told me to ask for your boobies LeL

>>587441798
c'mon

sup :3

>>587441798
roll

>>587442184
reroololll

I'm going straight for you.

rob schneider

plz rub my ass cheeks, spread them apart, and wiggle yer finger in there
>you can't run op

>>587442184
rolll bjj style nigga

>>587442359
fucking gay as fuck. i hate /b/

Sup slut I love to rub my penis all over condiments and if you play your vagina right i could rub my penis onto your vagina and butthole (if you want)

>>587442359

WINRAR!

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>>587441587

r u a virgin?!?! xD rawr

>>587441019
Fuck off, I'm jerking it.

>>587442512
Such is life of a /b/ nigga

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>>587442359

7 is next!

>>587442666
Them trips. The devil is coming.

>>587442666
holy fuck those trips

>>587442666
>666

>>587442732
sorry I meant to say "I love you"

I'm gay and I don't know who to talk with about it :(

Why the fuck haven't you updated your iPhone?

>>587442732
Say "Fuck off, I'm jerking it"

>>587442732
I'm so lonely, Courtney

Touch me in da peepee place.

>>587442931
reroll

would you you enjoy if we roleplayed and i was bob duncan?

I love black guys...

>>587442931
Rerolll

>>587442930

OP here. I've heard the new update is shit and I'm used to the old one anyway. if it ain't broke why fix it?

I once made a porn with my uncle when I was 9 I needed to get it off my dick i mean back ;)

i love you

>>587442732
oh stupid auto correct, I meant to say "I eat ass"

>>587442732
I'm so fucking desperate

>>587442732
you fuckin pleb.. that wasn't the first one

>>587442931
Fuckin roll this shit

>>587443117
winrar

>>587443117
Winrar

>>587442732
You remind me of Rob Schnieder.

>>587443075
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>587443117
winrar

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Is she a gold digger cunt?

Swallow something, get the sense of courage/carelessness to send her this:
"Courtney, you are my sunshine, you are all I care about in this world, I am sorry if I've done anything to upset you, you are all I care about, we could have a life together."

Wait, see if she wants the D or not, then move on.
You have bigger fish to fry son.

>>587442732
>>587442184

>>587442732

just thinking of the movie Animal when rob Schneider fucked that six tittied chick........do you ever think about your dog in a .... Sexual way?

i want some of that booty

need dat booteh, yes ma'm

I want to fuck you like its 1762 where I can legally rape you and nobody would care

>>587443117
Ayyyyeeeee

>>587443117
winrar maybe she'll let OP hit dat

>>587442732
you're an old fat chick

>>587443117

waiting for her to respond

listen bitch. im gonna cut your fucking throat

>>587443377
Nice dubs sir

anally fuck me till i bleed with a bob duncan mask on

>>587442184
EW DONT DO THIS

>>587443480
Thank you, anon

>>587443421
Gotcha

the dick is here when you want it, otherwise don't text me again

>>587443518
Fuck yeah. It'll make the OP look beta and pathetic. Maj0r keks fgt.

>>587443673
Haha thst a pretty funny one

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>>587443117

0 is next

>>587442184
if dubs op does this

I haven't had sex in ever :(

>>587443825
>>587443855
DUBS NIGGA

Can I use your chin as a stool for my balls m'lady

Desperate for you

>>587443825
You don't know what it's like to be infatuated with you 30 seconds out of every minute out of every day

>>587443825
Someone I know just died and I don't know what to do

because I wanted you to suck my flaccid dick for a while and you wont

>>587443855
oh shit

>>587443855
ohhhhh shit OP you gotta do this now

>>587443929
roll

>>587444020
I like this

>>587444020
lol'd

>>587444020
winrar

>>587444020
kek

>>587443825
Dubs won, faggot>>587443825

>>587444020
Fuckin winrar

rolling for: my dog is gnawing on my ballsack

I really like you but I am such a beta I know I will never get you. I think you text me just because you know I'm friendzone material and you probably laugh about it.

OP it's either
>>587444020
or
>>587442184
your choice

If only you knew

>>587443855
Dubs always over powers,unless trips come into play

>>587444020
winrar

I fucked your mom.
There, I said it. It was me.

That's why she's in her death bed.

>>587444020
as someone who just got left by his gf i can tell you that this is the fastest way to drive away women

>>587444020
Winrar

im getting circumsized tomorrow, wish me luck

Because you won't have sex with me

>>587443855
>>587444020

OP pick your posion

cuz me cock is hard m8

>>587443825
I just huffed semen from a bag to get high, I'm addicted to heroin courtney. I haven't had a fix in days and I'm losing it. Can you hook me up?

>>587442184
Fucking rolling

>>587443825
I wanna eat you out. Lets just get right to it, okay?

>>587444298
This man speaks the truth.

>>587442359
rool

>>587442359
fucking this OP

>>587444364
OP lives in America so he's most likely cut

Cut > uncut nasty diseased dicks

rol

>>587442359
make em moist rob

>>587442359
kek. roll

>>587444887
shmegma

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>>587444846
Noice thumbnail, douche

>>587444591
Rolling for this roll

>>587442359
rawlin for rob

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woops might have read it wrong

anyway dubs is next

>>587442359
rawlin rawlin rawlin

>>587445020
WINRAR

>>587442359
For rob

Court I like ya. Let's go get lunch tomorrow?

>>587445189
You fucked it up faggot

>>587442359
Lord robert schneider. make em moist

>>587442184
>>587444020
>>587443825
CHOOSE OP CHOOSE WISELY

>>587445287
Reroll

OP confirmed beta as fuck, can only talk to girls when drunk

>>587442359
DO EEEEEET

If I get dubs will op not be faggot?

>>587445189
I'm sober and I wanna fuck you in your poopshoot now let santa slide in there

why do you friendzone me ?

>>587445189

FUck you OP. Do it right or not at all. That's how this shit works, faggot.

You look like Rob Schneider and it gets me hard as fuck...

Let me rephrase that, either have sex with me, or i'll slit your moms throat

>>587445377
Winrar

He used
>>587444020

So now he has to use
>>587442184

I'm deeply in love with you. You have friendzoned me and I cannot avoid it in anyway. So I need to come out and say it like this. I love you courtney.

>>587445442
roll

>>587445189

drunk on love bethany and I can't stop thinking about you

>>587445377
>>587445399
Choices.

>>587445555
Fuck...

>>587442184
rolling for this

>>587445189
Hey Tyler, we know you excluded the "balls" part because you're beta pussy

>>587445582
This

>>587445555
Quints! This overpowers everything.

Winrar

>>587445442
Reroll

Bitch I might be. U thirsty?

>>587445555
oh shit. winrar

>>587445555
Dubs n quads, deliver.

>>587445555
Winrar

>>587445555
YES

>>587444445
So close to six

>>587444444

>>587445555
kekekekekekekkeekk

>>587445557
Says who?

>>587445555
Winrar

>>587445555
quads. this over powers eerything. winrar

>>587442184
Reroll

>>587445575
this

>>587445684
Newfag op

can i massage your nipples with the tip of my dick?

>>587445555
op, quads had spoken, you must sent this

I want to see your tits

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>>587445399

WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?! OMG ANON I LOVE YOU!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!

69 OR 96 IS NEXT THEN I'M DONE! Will respect the roll no matter what it is though. !!!!!

i'm so giddy!!!! xD xD xD

>>587445189
You knew damn well what the fuck you did ther you fucking faggot.

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Moist

im drinking vagina juice from my.mom

>>587446145
Will you let me seee your tits?

SYYYYKE, just kidding skank, go fuck yourself

I hope you fuck on the first date ;)

I have an egg lodged up my butthole and I think it's stuck.

..help.

>>587446319
roll

>>587446145
OP is a fag

Abondon thread

>>587446145
wow.....for the anons reading this. OP got lucky.

>>587446334
Rerollingn

jk your an ugly whore i dont want to get lunch

>>587446145
YOU ARE WELCOME ANON QUIT WHILE YOURE AHEAD.

>>587446145
fake

>>587446145
Fake and gay, next thread

>>587446145
just kidding im gay and i have aids

send me a pic of you shitting into a nutella jar, it would turn me on so much baby

rob schneider

>>587446145
LOL just kidding like I'd like you. OMG I'm laughing so hard.

.>>587446145
oh my fucking santa. good job op you fucking pussy. You did it.

just kidding im gay

>>587446145
Wear something slutty you whore Ill piss on your face if you're lucky

>>587446145
lol so what time?

>>587446145
jk, lel

Just kidding. Ugly bitch I hate you

>>587446463
roll

>>587446145
jk now bend over and show me them sugar walls

Lol jk you fat fuck. I'll set your nigger ass on fire, you cow. I can't afford to feed your fat ass. Go die you nigger slut.

tomorrow I will show you the time of your life. You will remember tomorrow for the rest of your fucking life courtney.

>>587446145
>only op won't show hhehehheh cus he's a faggot, get it?

LOL JK IM GAY AND HAVE AIDS

>>587446548
reroll. cmon anons lets seal the deal.

>>587446575
Roll

>>587446145
I want so much more than lunch

>>587446145
no stop, dont go any further
just stop

Now you just determine what she wants to eat, say okay talk to you tomorrow, and quit letting /b/ tell you what to say

>>587446145
on second thought you could skip lunch you fat cunt

>>587446463
rolling

I'm excited to see you :)

Is anal cool because I'm not a "condom" guy

You fat ugly bitch

>>587446548
sigh. roll.

i just want in you

Now show me your tits

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Op be more Alpha....Take fucking note

Lord Rob Schneider

>>587446696
Fuckin winrar

*fap fap fap*

Can i get a pic of your tits bae? Ive always wondered what they look like bare

>>587446696
Winrar

>>587446548
rollarino

>>587446696
shit

>>587446145
>your beta ass won't make shit awkward.
>implying this'll last past 3 dates.

JK, I actually was planning on raping you

Run OP.
run.

>>587446463
>>587446696

Winrar!!!

>>587446696
winrar

>>587446145
"OH FUCK THAT WAS MY BROTHER I"M SORRY THAT WASN"T I TEXTING YOU!!!!!"

>>587446778
winrar

>>587446613
do you mind if i stroke my chicken right now

>>587446319
rawlin for rob

Do u like Pokemon? Cuz I wanna squirtle on dem jigglypuffs

>>587446548
roll

>>587446696
Fucking winrar

>>587446696
Hahaha rekt

>>587446696
Winrarrrrr

DONT DO IT OP YOU GOT HER NOW LEAVE

>>587446696
fuuuck kek winrar

LOL JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS

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>>587446198

>>587446319
mein nigga rob

>>587446696

The man has spoken

send her a dick pick

sorry thats was my mom

>>587445>>587445189
It takes skill to fuck up this bad.

>>587446319
make her moist with this OP

>>587446696

OP here! one sec waiting on her to respond

>>587446696
winrar!!

>>587446988
listen to this brother
he got dubs

>>587446992
I feel so bad for OP, though he's probably gonna fag out and not do it

get the fuck out OP. you'll be happy just ask her when to pick her up.

>>587446319
this and you will get tits

Op if you want this you run. You don't take anymore of these rolls.

>>587446319
top kek. roll

This fool will show up mid panic attack and literally coat the entire tri country area in a fine mist of spaghetti

>>587446319
FUCKING THIS FAGGOT. ROOOOOLLLLL

>>587442262
Hahaha, fucking this, if I'm not too late.

>>587447259
>>587447176
>>587447140
Too late guys :(

>>587445189
What a fucking pussy

>>587446696
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>>587446696
OP if you do this I will find out where you live and punch you straight in the dick. Just fucking date this girl jesus

>>587446692
rolling

OP is a fag

He doesn't use the correct rolls and he sucks black cock

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>>587447391
OP fucked up

>>587446764
roll

>>587446145

Where should we go ? No chink food though, those cunts put stray alley cat meat in all their shit.

>>587447501
Soi funi tri hardr

>>587446696
>>587446463
>>587446463
>>587446696
FUCKING GET

>>587447391
...
op why

OH SHIT OP >>587446463
>>587446463

>>587446764
rellin

>>587447391
Fucks sake

its ok op will just "read it wrong" again

>>587446764
FOR ROB

>>587446988
i second this, dont be a fool bro. take it and leave. good work

Troll thread, that or the space time continuum has collapsed into some alternative demsions where women like nice guys and hate getting their hair pulled while you slam thier face in wall and ram your cock up thier arse dry and call em a fat grotesque slut as you leave the room to go fuck thier sister. That's a way to girls heart that is beta fags pay attention

>>587447743
kek

>>587446764
FOR FUCKEN ROOOOOB

>>587441587
I understand but dont be a fuckin bitch M8 if you need something to say go with >>587441394
- the im lonely shit maybe

>>587447530
Don't do it OP, we've had a laugh. Don't screw this chance of yours over man.

>>587447743
Huehuehue

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she hasn't responded....why the fuck do i listen to you fucking autists .................

GET OP LAID GUYS CMON

>>587447766
Triple doubles WINS

>>587446764
Dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis

>>587447801
Tips fedor

>>587446764
lord rob nigga

>>587447856
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>587447391
>pics or it didnt happen

op here. im gonna send whatever i want fucking faggos

>>587447856
YA FUCKING GOOFED OP

>>587447856
You fucked up OP.

>>587447801
This guys from Europe. Disregard everything he says

>>587447856
op what have you done...

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>>587447856

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>>587447856
FUCKING KEK

Let me jump off a roof and 360 shit into a bong while you hit it

>>587447856
OP....you fucked up even more. yyou could have recovered.

>>587447856
RIP OP

>>587447856
>>587447856
>>587447856
You just ruined it so fucking hard
8.5/10

rob schneider

>>587447856
my sides

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>>587447856 Op's mind

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OP you will never be happy. Should've just left when you still had a chance

>>587447856
What the actual fuck OP... you done messes up a aron.

>>587447856
I hate you. You are a shit cunt.

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>>587448028

>>587447856
OP, This is going in my cringe folder...

>>587447856
you just dont deserve her
fucking faggot
gtfo 4chan, and get a life

RIP OP

>>587447856
im actually crying. like SERIOUSLY WHO FUCKS THIS UP THAT BAD

>>587447856

LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Droppin some trips

>>587447856
I SAID DONT DO IT. SOME OF US SAID DONT DO IT. YOU HAD HER YOU FUCK TARD. MY ROLL GOT IT FOR YOU. YOU ARE A DISGRACE. GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND SLEEP.

holy fuck this thread

I hope she changes her mind

>>587446145
fag. Don't be such a queer about it lmao. congrats though, real talk bro. love you! <333

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>>587448223

>>587448334
Get mad. Get so mad

Op must now send her link to this bread as proof. Do it op. violate rule 1

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>>587447856

Lord rob schneider

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>>587447856

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>>587447856
Holy fuck.