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Hey /b/ I bought a phone from a company that still had this

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Hey /b/

I bought a phone from a company that still had this guy's info. He has a messenger currently on and I want to mess around with it.

8 decides on who to chat with
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They all sound look like absolute douchebags
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Pic related
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>>587333148
Rolling for you sending a message to his account letting him know he left it logged in and that you're logging him out.
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>>587333893
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>>587333996
>>587333996
>>587333996
j
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>>587334058
Nobody start with a j
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>>587333148
spam repeated pictures of bacon to any obvious muslim. post response.
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>>587334058
Oh wait there is someone..
7 decides what to message
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"Wanna see my shit?"
Force shit yourself and then send the person a pic
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>>587334058
>>587333893


I know I was rerolling for that.
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the last one. Seems to have sonething huge up his ass.
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the weeabo faggot
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>>587334491
oh god i heard the best joke, what's the difference between a nigger and a tampoline? i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
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>>587334666
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>>587334508
I already shitted but I will send that

Who else now
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Now 5 decides next
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>>587335180
Aquire noods
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Come on, I'm bumping this with his horrible pics
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>>587335407
All the noodz!!!!
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>>587335947
No nudes on his phone, just porn history and cringy content
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Ask the last girl he messaged if she's DTF.
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Is someone shitting at the moment and can take some pics?
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>>587336054
Yeah, but you can get noodz from the messenger contact chicks.
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>>587336337
I am but you can google pics easy enough.
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Send this pic to last person he messaged.
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>>587336327
Ok
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>>587336506
Take pics! OC is better
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>>587336524
Ok
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>>587333148
>mfw not a single woman in that messenger.

Come on.
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He's next
What to post
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>>587337242
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>>587337242

Is Japanese, send this pic.
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>>587337462
Ok
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>>587337242
Tell him he has no place coming over after what he did.
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>>587337242
You better not. I still have a couple of hours of larp time and my team just lost bad to the Forrest elves. Fucking lightning bolt tennis balls.
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Send to last girl, tell her this is your favorite photo from 2014.
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>>587337692
On second though, this one.
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Ayy
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>>587337977
kek
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>>587337954
>>587337692
Ok
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>>587337977
Type 'You show me yours, I show you mine?'
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>>587337977
No seriously I wanna tear your ass in half
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>>587337977
I'm not joking. Get your sweet ass over here.
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>>587338292
THIS OP.... THIS
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>>587338292
rerolling
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>>587338292
VOTING FOR THIS ONE !
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>>587338292
Done
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>>587338772
Lel
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Say I love getting off to butthole pics can you send me a pic of yours
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>>587338772
Too kek
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>>587338772
Thanks OP ! Keep this shit goin' !
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D
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>>587338895
Next one: 'Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen?'
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>>587338895
M and my girl are experimenting at the moment. We were thinking of maybe you coming over and fucking her while I watch...
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>>587338895
I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes.
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That weeboo fag looks like that deadstare femboy everyone keeps posting, youknow the one thats just sitting there jacking off? Send him a pic of it
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Send a dic pick OP
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>>587339319
Let's see if we can crack him:

"I'll show mine first... then you can decide"
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I tell you what ill show you mine first
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>>587339715
reroll
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Who else, I'm getting bored send to only them
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You do realise that there may be nudes in the messages some of the girls sent him?

That's how I find ones of my friends when they leave themselves logged in
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>>587339919
Try score nudes
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>>587339715
BLOCK-ROLL (DO NOT SEND)
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>>587339919
Dick pic to tiffany
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>>587339919
Tiffany or Frank
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>>587339654
>>587339715
Good combo
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Get nudes from Tiffany
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>>587339919
tiffany looks promising
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>>587339919
Say to Frank he looks just as handsome as Jason Statham
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Keith stone looks like a top bloke
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DO TIFFANY WTF OP
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Ask tiffany if she's attracted to children
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>>587339919
Tiff! Stop everything you're doing. I need your help. It's an emergency.
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>>587340232
Awesome lul'd so hard
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Guys I just got logged out, it was fun while it lasted
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>>587340277

Brain looks like his dealer, fuck him up so he cant get his dank no more
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Tiff you remember that one time??
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