Gf says she'll blow me of I can solve her riddle what is

Beutyful

>>587331094
The fuck is a vowel

>>587331094
fuglyyyy

>>587331299

are you illiterate?

nigger

>>587331094
stunning dumbshit

>>587331299
In phonetics, a vowel is a sound in spoken language, such as an English ah! /ɑː/ or oh! /oʊ/, pronounced with an open vocal tract so that there is no build-up of air pressure at any point above the glottis.

>>587331427
Fuck you

>>587331094
Property

>>587331463
Yeah because there's a y in that word, you fucking dumb ass.

>>587331094
newfags

>>587331463
>>587331463
where is the letter Y in "stunning"?

>>587331511
The fuck does that sound like ʊ

>>587331299
I'll take Trolling is a art for 100 points

>>587331650
how would i know you piece of shit

unworthy

>>587331556
oh wow
/thread

>>587331556
Win

Faggotry

>>587331556
Kek

>>587331556
LMAO

My guess would have been gorgeous, but its got too many vowels and no Y.

>>587331556
lawl

>>587331556
10/10

>>587331556
Win

>>587331556
Haha THIS

>>587331556
FTW!

>>587331094
Bitch

>>587331686
an art. Trolling is AN art.

babygirl

>>587331556
Enjoy the bj OP

lazycunt

>>587331821
I was gna guess sandwichmaker for the same reasons... fucktard

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>>587331556
It's a must

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>>587331556

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>>587331556

pretty sure its babygirl

>>587331556
Definitely it.

>>587331976
>> a art

fuckign rimjob faggot

Mods

If you have to answer riddles to get a bj from your gf get a new one.

>>587331094
Babygirl

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>>587331556
mfw

>>587332029
This

womyn

>>587331556
pic with timestamp please

>>587332303
My lass loves it. Lucky guess?

>>587332254
This

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>>587332029
Winrar! /b/ you have gotten me laid for te first time

>>587332159
>>587332303
Baby girl is 2 words, though. OP's GF is retarded if she thinks that's correct

>>587331976
>being this new

>>587332471
>mfw many of those I know still think shut up is one word

>>587332447
I have finallycontribooted society, get her mouth pregnant op, ask for a sloppy one.

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>>587331650
horseshoe

>>587332522

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>>587332662
>mfw yfw

Young? :/ simple.. you stupid beta fags

>>587332471
She's not retarded, she's just a woman.

>>587332834
Fair point.

>>587332834
same thing

>>587332447
Congrats on your future endeavors with this stupid cunt.

You should have gone with "property"

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>>587331556

top kek

Shapely?

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>>587331556
oh haha wow

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>>587332663
>mfw I can get others laid but not myself

>>587331094
sluteeey lolol i win send me pics of ur bhole pls

>>587332689
Fuck off Dimmy

>>587331094
Her name?
Either that or dirty filthy bich

now whenever u get to sex and gonna penetrate her, stop just before, and say...
I HAVE A RIDDLE 4 U! ill insert my dick only if u solve this...

If she gets mad, kill her, if she plays along, marry her.

>>587333305
This

>>587333171

Gono started his career as a tea boy at National Breweries in Kwekwe in 1977. He put himself through various correspondence courses from O-Level through A-Level and moved on to the Zimbabwe Fertiliser Company as a Bookkeeper. After working at Van Leer as an accountant, he was appointed Finance Manager at the Zimbabwe Development Bank (ZDB) in 1987. When he left the Zimbabwe Development Bank in 1995, he had risen to the post of General Manager.

He went on to become Managing Director of the Bank of Credit and Commerce of Zimbabwe (BCCZ). Under his direction, BCCZ became The Commercial Bank of Zimbabwe, or 'Jewel Bank'. He was then appointed as Governor of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe.

He obtained a Masters in Business Administration at the University of Zimbabwe and went on to lecture there, and was also appointed to head the University of Zimbabwe Council. He was awarded an honorary degree at the same institution.

He also claims to hold a PhD in Strategic Management from Atlantic International University. According to The Nigerian Tribune, Atlantic International University of Nigeria has been blacklisted as a fraudulent diploma mill.[4]

Reserve Bank Governorship[edit]
Gono was first appointed as Governor of the Reserve Bank in November 2003. In November 2008, Gono was reappointed to a new five year term as Governor, beginning on 1 December 2008.[5] Gono stepped down on 30 November 2013 after a 10 year term at the helm of the Reserve Bank.
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BabyGirl

>>587332447
See>>587331556

>>587331976
>Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

good job m8

>>587331094
You're with the wrong girl if you need to solve riddles for her to blow you bro.

>>587333494

Charles Mellin (1597–1649)[1] was a French painter of the Baroque era. Mellin was from Nancy, Lorraine,[2] but spent his artistic career in Italy.[3] In Italy, he was nicknamed Carlo Lorenese ("Charles the Lorrainer").[2]

Mellin worked on murals[3] and decorated the Chapel of the Virgin at the church of San Luigi dei Francesi in Rome in 1631.[2][3] Mellin had competed with Nicolas Poussin and Giovanni Lanfranco for the job of decorating this chapel.[3] During the early part of his career, Mellin collaborated with, and was influenced by, Simon Vouet, but Vouet’s influence diminished after Vouet left Italy for Paris.[3] Mellin is also said to have been influenced by Domenichino.[2]

After Vouet’s departure, Mellin worked for the Muti Papazzurri family as official painter. He decorated the Palazzo Muti between 1628 and 1631, painting the vaults of the Galleria, and remnants of Mellin’s work there still survive.[3][4] Mellin also taught painting to the two sons of the Muti Papazzurri family.[3]

In Rome, Mellin painted a fresco, St. Francis de Paul before Sixtus V, for the church of Trinità dei Monti.[2]

Mellin also decorated the choir at the Abbey of Monte Cassino from 1636 until 1637[2] with a cycle of 15 paintings,[2] which was destroyed during the Battle of Monte Cassino in World War II.[3]

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>>587331556

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>>587331556

>>587333853
>this nigga gets it

>>587331630
>actually taking the bait

>>587332254
virgin.

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>>587332669
>horseshoe
jesus christ nigger

>>587331620
>4102
>taking the bait

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>>587332834
and womans dont need such knowledge, its needs oly practical knowledge.

>>587334381
Where is her torso?

i need to teach my dick the concept of jailbait ASAP

>>587331556
i still say fuglyyy

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>>587331094
Bitchy
>bitches can't count regardless

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>>587331556

Motherly

send pics of bj pl0x

>>587331556
win

>>587331094
Cunt

>>587332669
top kek

>>587332471
>OP's GF is retarded if she thinks that's correct
What are the odds?

>>587331556
If only you could understand how happy this made me

>>587332447
You and her are both retarded if that is the case. Im just glad the nurses let you mingle with the other patients and that you found each other.

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>>587331556
TOP KEK